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England, the land where diplomaticI
intrigue supposedly has reached the
AL NEWSPAPER OF THE zenith, has been * drawn hito the
ERSJTY OF MICHIGAN whirlpool of discontent and political
every ;morning except Monday
University year by the Board in aniosity that bids fair to blot out
Student Publications the hopes for reconstruction and ad-
of Western Conference Editorial vancement in Europe. The Russian
"bugbear" has bared his fangs, whil
ociated Pre ssis exclusively en- the British Ilion 's ut ering- deep;
use~ for repuiblication of all news: seated growls and the possibility of a
credited to it or not otherwisesj
this paper and the local news pub- conflict between the two looms on the
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THE THING THEY FEAR
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THE ETERNAL1 MAJ Switzerland, the bolshevist spokesmen
8:30 at the Maj-Coeds in brown immediately began to yelp out about
coats and gray socks-Tousled hair the "responsibility" of Great Britain,
and tired eyes-Men-and men with and in the next breath assert that
coeds-Vaueyes-minglansmfnortethe Fascisti did it. As there was no°
coeds-Vaguely forming plans for the tense that a lot hadbeen con
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Russian situation is extremely pre- homeward trip with their attached coted between London and Rome, it;
carons and any chance of a settle- bits of sporty-looking femininity--A; was obvious that the charges were
ment through diplomatic circles is confused odor of Djer-Kiss--Palmol- being iade at random, and that both
precluded ,because of - the unstable
state of domestic affairs occasioned ive-May Breath--and just people could not be true. AS anatter of fact,
I ~ neither was true. The antecedents andI
by the resignation of Premier Bonar pushed close by more people-The the provocation of the man who did
Law. The home crisis and the com- crowd oozes into greater compact- the killing are well known, and it Is
plications of the foreign situation in ness as more wedge in-Talk about clear that his act was a piece of
England form the most serious men-
the weather-Blue books---That sale private revenge. The talk about
Iace 1o the maintenance of peace that , .t ra Bianwsa efr otrw
has occurred recently, at Macks- and she said to him"- Great Britain was an effort to throw
"whee'dhe et hatup a smoke screen in the face of the
The suggestion: of the Russian press "where'd he get that stuff"--and L sm atum t Moco The
that the two powers define the spheres above all a plaintive voice demanding outcry regarding the Fascisti was the
of influeice in Asia met with disap- the doors be opened-The idea is result of a genuine dread of that
proval at the hands of the British
governmental officials who regarded caught and the murmur dissolves into movement. ys
the move as a shrewd scheme to oicg of the general Moscow may have little respect for
the ordinary "bourgeoise" government
vert the interest from the points of doors do open and the ('rowedrushesannofrofibcuetcns-
controversy and to secure virtual out--Fast at first, led by harried-loo- r n ie"
recognitlon of the Soviet nation. Eng- ing men putting on their hats or tap- to be dangerous as long as the Ares-
land has ouite justifiably assumed a
o ping cigarettes-Then slower as the ent war weariness continues through-
dictatorial stand upon the issuaiace of ottewrd u h acsii oh
propaganda within the Russian em- legion of the great escorted appears-- o
1 respects and fears, because under the{
pire. Great, br tainwill consider fur- And dragging asa few dazed profs,ldeipef e ussyins whoehs pray-
ther conversations between the diplo-3 a group wondering what to do letrhpofMsoiiwh!a rv
matsuselss i 'Rurf ontduehimselfeery bit as able as Lenine,
mats useless if 'Rusa continues to fill out the evening, and a dozen or they have turned the weapons of the
deny the smuggling of arms into India. so lone nmolten-eyed unescorted ones bolshevist against the original invent-
When, a statesmen with as shrewd ah appear-The bars are down and the ors and are defeating them at their
insight into political consitions as waiting crowd surges in-In- the dis own game. As a correspondent of
Lloyd George makes . the statement tance the orchestra is heard flying the New York Herald expresses it,
that the greatest of all wars will take from the invading multitude-The I "Unfortunately for the bolsheviki,,
place in the near future it would seem noise subsides into the subdued mur- Mussolini has shown that he can use
that a crisis exists which should not mur of the ticket queen and her steady terrorism too, and nothing which has
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be underestimated. A conflict be- crunching; peanuts.
tween England and Russia' would in jTHE HA
all probability precipitate a general * * *
war of the nations of the continent. AFTER graduation-"Whi
Coupled with the already compli- Pavement Begins."
cated state of affairs in London I
comes the report from Paris that the- -
resignation of the Prime Minister has MEDITATIONS OF A TOO
happened during the last five years
LIBUT. has exasperated the Kremlin so much
as this infringement of their patent."
ere the In short the soviet leaders recog-
nize in fascism the natural immunity
IMP. agent which. the body "politic of theI
old world has generated as a pro-
1TIIPIcK tection against the poison they have
Hear my assiduously been disseminating. Fas-
cism is not a mere remedy for the Red
commune disorder, it is close to being specific,
whose action, if not checked, means
you and the definite limitation and probably
in the end, the practical destruction
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thrown consternation in the ranks of
all French parties from radicals to
conservatives. Bonar .Law was re-
garded as the best friend of France
and Lord . Curzon, the most likely
candidate for the position of prime
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TUESDAY, MAY 22, 1923
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Night Eitor--P. M. WAGNER
'W OPhlOMOlES.
Cap. Night has passed and the
freshmen are now sophomores! But,
contrary- to their apparent notion,.
they are still members of the class
of '26, the youngest r:lass on 'the
campus. No longer are they adorned
by that slightly ridiculous six inch
bit of grey fannel Nwhich tried its
best to protest their unmanageable'
and inmatured cerebral regions, but
none the less they remain the most
recent acquisition to the student body
of the University.
Somewhat less awkwardly than last
fall, the newly-made sophomore again
crowds starn upperclassmen off the
campus walks. Puffing unconcernedly!
away at a' newly purchased pipe, he
now enters the campus buildings snug-
gly nestling under a firmly set hats
which never leaves his head until
some moments after he is seated in
the class room.
In his ecstasy of sophomoric glory
ie has forgotten the respect he owes
t o those authorities which have been'
so rigorous in their demands during
the past year. Campus rules and
regulations are as naught before him.
His superiors still less.
Showing this independent attitude,
the freshman (pardon this liberty in
using that cast-off term) demonstrates'
that the very purpose of his training
has failed to make the intended
change in an apparently unalterable
individual. Now that it is over it
might be well to reveal to, those of-
'26 who still remain unaware: of the
fact, that this training is to instill
respect for authority and tradition,
into the character of the yearling,
who frequently makes his appearance
here without any knowledge of either.i
The lope of every earnest sophomore
is th'at the freshmen of his second
year 'tuin out to be well versed in
discipline and tradition: this marks
minister, has been held responsible
for the present difficulty of France's I Thou art the very apple of mine eye:
position. One official of the French To thee I turn when sad, when feel-
cabinet stated that the "entente is ing blue;
dead." Lord Curzon is also declared To. thee I turn canst tell me why I
accourntable for the problems that do?
face France in the Near East and on I always do, and always wonder why_
the Rhine, in addition to being re- - . .--. --- .---. .--
sponsible for the present bitterness of r I{ ra
the Franco-Belgian situation. * * *
The general aspect of the European Paean
situation is far from bright. The THI w;orning we
many petty animosities that arose as PLAYED with the
a Inatural result of reconstruction af- DENTIST for two
ter the greatest war in the world's IIOURS. yesterday
history have been held in check by the WE got a haircut
broken down economic systems of the AND a shine and a
various governments, but with the PRESS to the pants.
passage of five years these many dif-: NOW we can lay off for a month,
ferences between the' powers have or so.
culminated in a feeling that may JACOBIN.
seek expression in the roar of artil- * * *
lery over the yet denuded battlefields BEFORE SCHOOL'S OVER
of' the past war. The long awaited EXCHANGE PHOTOGRAPHS
peaceful brotherhood of man becomes WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS
more, and more, a dream of the future Our special-rate of $10 a dozen makes
as the diplomats of the Old World it inexpensive.
manoeuvre their pieces on the great -adv. in OOD
international chess board. Yes, I daresay.
of the whole bolshevist disease.'
'BOUND 11Y OATH t
(Daily Iowan)
'Over three hundred students of this
'college are being initiated into the
various fraternities and sororities,
both honorary and social, this week-
end.
These individuals are not merely
securing the privilege of wearing an-
other jeweled pin but they are. assuiu
ing a definite responsibility not to be
lightly thrust aside and soon forgot-
ten. Initiation into the groups an.
organizations on this campus -makes
the individual one of a brotherhood
united for good fellowship clean liv-
ing and high ideals.
Fraternities and sororities were or-
ganized for the mutual benefits to be
derived by their .members and their
rituals are based in nearly every in-
stance upon Christian principles.
The oaths solemnly assumed by the
initiate in the dimly lighted halls with
the group of "brothers" round about!
should guide him to become a 'better
student and a better citizen.
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'SYNOPSIS 01" THE OPEN IN(G
According to their custom, the man-:
agers of the Ann Arbor theatres open-
ed their doors to all students after
the Cap Night ceremonies Friday
night, offering free of charge their
regular daily bill. This act of gener-
osity is traditional, to be sure, but:
it is not mere custom which moves
these men to offer it. Rather the
desire to show the student body a
little appreciation of the fact that its
presence makes the success of the
theatres and to show that the busi-
ness men of Ann Arbor, particularly
those connected with the theatres, are
interested 1 the affairs of the Univer-E
sity, and that when the University
celebrates some occasion, they, in full
sympathy, celebrate also.
The spirit_ of the -theatres is shown
by' their readiness to supply, films
Eof various kinds to be shown at differ-
ent functions of the campus, such as
rallies. Free shows are an institution
at Ann Arbor, but they are an insti-
tution which must be under the con-
trol of the theatre managers if they
are to survive. Theatre rushes can}
have no ultimate effect other than
to complete disappearance of gratis,
entertainments.
Paris is now up in the air because
of the apparent failure of her occu-
pation of the Ruhr. The city is in a
constant turmoil. A short time back,
the population was .n uproar be-'
cause of the attitude of foreign na-
tions to her policy. Now she is up
in the air because of her own policy.
King Ben is not safe in Michigan,
since warrants have been issued byv
CHAPTERS
(PAUL Deauville the Younger was
the son of a poor scissor-grinder.
He lived with his papa and mama in
a little hut on the outskirts of Brus-
sels, and ev'ery morning he went
with his papa to. the city.
The Elder Deauville had a little
treadle that turned a. stone; this he
carried on his back. His son ran
along in front of him, ringing a bell
to let the matrons know that M. Deal-,
ville was by, and that ii they wished,
their scissors and carving knives
could be sharpened.
One day Paul and his Papa were
trading on the Rue de Capucins, when
they saw a strange sight:)
NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY
Haw! There aint any story!
S* s
Odyssey
Once in my youth
I lost a tooth.E
It fell upon the floor.j
But I drank soop
On the back stoop _
And needed it no more .
.TJ. P. Smith,925
CONCERNING DORA
INTERCOLLEGIATE RELATIONS
(Daily Pennsylvanian)
For many years, the colleges and
universities of the country have met
on the athletic field in a spirit of
friendly rivalry. From such contests
have sprung a strong bond of feel-
ing between the students of the vari-
ous institutions which has placed in-
tercollegiate athletics before the pub-
lic eye to a remarkable extent. In
fact, the majority of the people of
the United' States think of American
colleges and universities in terms of
athletics.
Outside of athletics competition, the
American educational institutions
have followed the well known policy
of "no entangling alliances." As a,
result, the many non-athletic activl
ties have been thrown on their own
resourcesthroughout the course of
their development. The many act.
vantages of conferences and public'
criticism has seldom been made use
of in the past. Each institution has
been a little world of its own. Like
so many independent countries, the
colleges have struggled to perfect
non-athletic activities without any in-
terchange of ideas.
At the same time that the world is
realizing the importance of the con-
ference in the advancement of civili-
zation; the colleges have awakened
to the fact that they. too could do
much better if they would co-operate
among themselves. Indications of
such a trend may be found in the
Intercollegiate Conference on Student
Activities and the Eastern Intercol-
legiate Newspaper Association, both
bodies having completed successful
and beneficial conventions during the
nast month. As vet, conferences
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