THE MICHiGAN DAILY _ _ _ _ _ _ _ - - - - -r.w+ .a w i.ir,~iwlw 'r r° CHESSBOARD CRISES England, the land where diplomaticI intrigue supposedly has reached the AL NEWSPAPER OF THE zenith, has been * drawn hito the ERSJTY OF MICHIGAN whirlpool of discontent and political every ;morning except Monday University year by the Board in aniosity that bids fair to blot out Student Publications the hopes for reconstruction and ad- of Western Conference Editorial vancement in Europe. The Russian "bugbear" has bared his fangs, whil ociated Pre ssis exclusively en- the British Ilion 's ut ering- deep; use~ for repuiblication of all news: seated growls and the possibility of a credited to it or not otherwisesj this paper and the local news pub- conflict between the two looms on the _ _ _ _horizon of international politics. The' f" OAM YIS, WE lIAV E NO RANANAS r I EDITORIAL COMMENT w THE THING THEY FEAR (Detroit Free Press) GIFTS for I ;, -- - When Vorovsky was shot down in THE ETERNAL1 MAJ Switzerland, the bolshevist spokesmen 8:30 at the Maj-Coeds in brown immediately began to yelp out about coats and gray socks-Tousled hair the "responsibility" of Great Britain, and tired eyes-Men-and men with and in the next breath assert that coeds-Vaueyes-minglansmfnortethe Fascisti did it. As there was no° coeds-Vaguely forming plans for the tense that a lot hadbeen con GRADUATION I at 7oth Ends of the Diagonal Walk tered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, nganas second class matter. 3bscriptionx by carrier or mail, $3.so. fices: Ann Arbor Press Building, "Way- Street. ones: Editorial, 2414 and. 176iM; Busi- I 96o. i_ _ inmunications not to exceed Soo words goed. the sirn ure not necessarily to ar in print, but as an evidence of faith, notices of events will be published in 1 Daily at the discretion of the ditor. if at or mailed to The Daily office. Un- I d commnmications will receive no con. ation. No manuscript will be returne)i s the writer encloses postage. The Daily niot necessarily en7dorse the sentimentsl csscd in the communications.- I)TORTAT STA FF Telephols w , 2111 and 170-3T MANAGIN GEDITOR MARION B. STAHL F1tor...............Tal atzel 1Editor...............James B. YoungI stant City_ 1Editor.........J. A. Bacon rial Eoard Chairman ......F. R. Meiss' t~ Edlitors- ph' Byers Harry Ho y f. Ilershrlorfer R. C. Mo, jarty 'A. Donahue J. E. Mack ts Editor .. .:. . .Walla-e F. EWott nen's Editor............Marion Koch lay Magazine Editor ....T1. A. Donahue ic. Editor.............E. Il. Ailey or ....ukey C Robbin Editorial Board elI XerruMaurice Berman l in~tein ' Eugene Carmichael Russian situation is extremely pre- homeward trip with their attached coted between London and Rome, it; carons and any chance of a settle- bits of sporty-looking femininity--A; was obvious that the charges were ment through diplomatic circles is confused odor of Djer-Kiss--Palmol- being iade at random, and that both precluded ,because of - the unstable state of domestic affairs occasioned ive-May Breath--and just people could not be true. AS anatter of fact, I ~ neither was true. The antecedents andI by the resignation of Premier Bonar pushed close by more people-The the provocation of the man who did Law. The home crisis and the com- crowd oozes into greater compact- the killing are well known, and it Is plications of the foreign situation in ness as more wedge in-Talk about clear that his act was a piece of England form the most serious men- the weather-Blue books---That sale private revenge. The talk about Iace 1o the maintenance of peace that , .t ra Bianwsa efr otrw has occurred recently, at Macks- and she said to him"- Great Britain was an effort to throw "whee'dhe et hatup a smoke screen in the face of the The suggestion: of the Russian press "where'd he get that stuff"--and L sm atum t Moco The that the two powers define the spheres above all a plaintive voice demanding outcry regarding the Fascisti was the of influeice in Asia met with disap- the doors be opened-The idea is result of a genuine dread of that proval at the hands of the British governmental officials who regarded caught and the murmur dissolves into movement. ys the move as a shrewd scheme to oicg of the general Moscow may have little respect for the ordinary "bourgeoise" government vert the interest from the points of doors do open and the ('rowedrushesannofrofibcuetcns- controversy and to secure virtual out--Fast at first, led by harried-loo- r n ie" recognitlon of the Soviet nation. Eng- ing men putting on their hats or tap- to be dangerous as long as the Ares- land has ouite justifiably assumed a o ping cigarettes-Then slower as the ent war weariness continues through- dictatorial stand upon the issuaiace of ottewrd u h acsii oh propaganda within the Russian em- legion of the great escorted appears-- o 1 respects and fears, because under the{ pire. Great, br tainwill consider fur- And dragging asa few dazed profs,ldeipef e ussyins whoehs pray- ther conversations between the diplo-3 a group wondering what to do letrhpofMsoiiwh!a rv matsuselss i 'Rurf ontduehimselfeery bit as able as Lenine, mats useless if 'Rusa continues to fill out the evening, and a dozen or they have turned the weapons of the deny the smuggling of arms into India. so lone nmolten-eyed unescorted ones bolshevist against the original invent- When, a statesmen with as shrewd ah appear-The bars are down and the ors and are defeating them at their insight into political consitions as waiting crowd surges in-In- the dis own game. As a correspondent of Lloyd George makes . the statement tance the orchestra is heard flying the New York Herald expresses it, that the greatest of all wars will take from the invading multitude-The I "Unfortunately for the bolsheviki,, place in the near future it would seem noise subsides into the subdued mur- Mussolini has shown that he can use that a crisis exists which should not mur of the ticket queen and her steady terrorism too, and nothing which has I Dow- r i .. ._. Remember "Jimmie the adtaker's' number-960.-Adv. DETROIT UNITED LINES 1 Ann Arbor and jacks--' TIME TA1BLE ( Eastern Standard ~'irne) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-- 6:oo a.m., 7:0o a.m., 8:o0 a.m., 9.05 a.m. and hourly to 9:05 p.m. Jackson Express C: rs (local stops west of An Arbor)--9:47 a.,;and every two hours-,to9-47 .. Local Cars Ea~st Bound-7 :oo g.m. ao(; every two hours to 9:oo p. inl., t F :oo p.rm. To Ypsilanti only-- r:40, pmr, '1:r5 am. To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-7:50 a.m., To Jackson and Xalramazoo-Lirr- ited cars 3:47,Io :47 a. , 12:47, 2:47, 4:47 p.m. GIFTS FOR GRADUATION DAY!, PYRALIN IVORY TOILET ARTICLES COMPLETE SETS or SINGLE PIECES he Eberbach & SonGo. 2W-.204 AST LIBERTY STREET t To Jackson 8:47 p.m. Assistants Inley IH 'Armstrong Franklin D. Hepburn Iney Bielfield Winona A. Hibbard A. Millligton' Edward J . Hig,-gins elen Brown Kenneth C. Kellarj C. Clark Elizabeth Iebermann B. Connale~b John McGinnis rnadette Cote Samuel Moore elyn I. Coughlin M. H. Pryor sceph E~pstein WN. 13. Rafferty E. F iske Robert G. Ramsay ,1 Garlinghouse 1- W. lc wit-1 alter S. Godspeed SolJ. Sclinitz rtia Goulder Philip M. Wagnez nald lfalgrim LUSINESS STAFFI Telephone 960 BUSINESS MANAGER ALBERT J. PARKER be underestimated. A conflict be- crunching; peanuts. tween England and Russia' would in jTHE HA all probability precipitate a general * * * war of the nations of the continent. AFTER graduation-"Whi Coupled with the already compli- Pavement Begins." cated state of affairs in London I comes the report from Paris that the- - resignation of the Prime Minister has MEDITATIONS OF A TOO happened during the last five years LIBUT. has exasperated the Kremlin so much as this infringement of their patent." ere the In short the soviet leaders recog- nize in fascism the natural immunity IMP. agent which. the body "politic of theI old world has generated as a pro- 1TIIPIcK tection against the poison they have Hear my assiduously been disseminating. Fas- cism is not a mere remedy for the Red commune disorder, it is close to being specific, whose action, if not checked, means you and the definite limitation and probably in the end, the practical destruction 1923 6 7 8 13 14 1i) 20 21 22 27 28 2 AFACC IEAF CLEANED (No Straws,I Bankoks an Cleaned an prices for H Let a "B shoes, butI ed and Reb Hatter. FACTOR and Lansing-Lim ted at M91 1923 111 1- CORNWELL COAL it, 17 ty1 119 )23 21 i)31Kentucky Fgg and Lump West Va. Egg and Lump S A Pocahontas and Coke r and IMMEDIATE DELIVERY ~PANAMA COMMON AND FACE BRICK HATS- AND REBLOCKED 3- CORNWELL COAL acids used) 'PHONES S1-F1 and 2207 Panamnas, Leghorns. nd all kinds of hats Office - Cornwell Block. d Reblocked at low HIGH CLASS WORK. oot-black' shine your have your hat Gdeanr- ,1111111!t111111011l11111111111111111lfl11lllllilll locked by a Practical T HAT STORF/I rd t 170 / thrown consternation in the ranks of all French parties from radicals to conservatives. Bonar .Law was re- garded as the best friend of France and Lord . Curzon, the most likely candidate for the position of prime OH thou delightful bauble! cry! I who three times a day 'with thee! Listen to this, it's just twixt me: 1 ,. Advertising .........john J. T-larnel, Jr. Adlvertising............J..Walter K, Scerer Advertiing...........Lawrence H. Favrot Pulcation.............E dward F. Conli Pucain.EwrF.Cnnopy w itilng ........... David J. M. Park1 Circulation ...........Townsend H. Wolfe Accounts-.............L. Beaumont Parks Assistants Perry M. ITaydensstnm. H. Good- Eugene L. Dunne Clyde L. Hagerman John C. R askin Henry Freud C. L. P tman Clayton Pur$y E. D. Armantrout J. R. Sanzenbacher< William 'H: Reid, Jr.' Clifford Mitts 'Harold L. Male Thomas M cachren Wm. D. Roesser Louis M. Dexter . Allan S. Morton C.WellsChristie James A. rDryer Edward B. Reidle Herbert W. Cooper TUESDAY, MAY 22, 1923 - - * Night Eitor--P. M. WAGNER 'W OPhlOMOlES. Cap. Night has passed and the freshmen are now sophomores! But, contrary- to their apparent notion,. they are still members of the class of '26, the youngest r:lass on 'the campus. No longer are they adorned by that slightly ridiculous six inch bit of grey fannel Nwhich tried its best to protest their unmanageable' and inmatured cerebral regions, but none the less they remain the most recent acquisition to the student body of the University. Somewhat less awkwardly than last fall, the newly-made sophomore again crowds starn upperclassmen off the campus walks. Puffing unconcernedly! away at a' newly purchased pipe, he now enters the campus buildings snug- gly nestling under a firmly set hats which never leaves his head until some moments after he is seated in the class room. In his ecstasy of sophomoric glory ie has forgotten the respect he owes t o those authorities which have been' so rigorous in their demands during the past year. Campus rules and regulations are as naught before him. His superiors still less. Showing this independent attitude, the freshman (pardon this liberty in using that cast-off term) demonstrates' that the very purpose of his training has failed to make the intended change in an apparently unalterable individual. Now that it is over it might be well to reveal to, those of- '26 who still remain unaware: of the fact, that this training is to instill respect for authority and tradition, into the character of the yearling, who frequently makes his appearance here without any knowledge of either.i The lope of every earnest sophomore is th'at the freshmen of his second year 'tuin out to be well versed in discipline and tradition: this marks minister, has been held responsible for the present difficulty of France's I Thou art the very apple of mine eye: position. One official of the French To thee I turn when sad, when feel- cabinet stated that the "entente is ing blue; dead." Lord Curzon is also declared To. thee I turn canst tell me why I accourntable for the problems that do? face France in the Near East and on I always do, and always wonder why_ the Rhine, in addition to being re- - . .--. --- .---. .-- sponsible for the present bitterness of r I{ ra the Franco-Belgian situation. * * * The general aspect of the European Paean situation is far from bright. The THI w;orning we many petty animosities that arose as PLAYED with the a Inatural result of reconstruction af- DENTIST for two ter the greatest war in the world's IIOURS. yesterday history have been held in check by the WE got a haircut broken down economic systems of the AND a shine and a various governments, but with the PRESS to the pants. passage of five years these many dif-: NOW we can lay off for a month, ferences between the' powers have or so. culminated in a feeling that may JACOBIN. seek expression in the roar of artil- * * * lery over the yet denuded battlefields BEFORE SCHOOL'S OVER of' the past war. The long awaited EXCHANGE PHOTOGRAPHS peaceful brotherhood of man becomes WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS more, and more, a dream of the future Our special-rate of $10 a dozen makes as the diplomats of the Old World it inexpensive. manoeuvre their pieces on the great -adv. in OOD international chess board. Yes, I daresay. of the whole bolshevist disease.' 'BOUND 11Y OATH t (Daily Iowan) 'Over three hundred students of this 'college are being initiated into the various fraternities and sororities, both honorary and social, this week- end. These individuals are not merely securing the privilege of wearing an- other jeweled pin but they are. assuiu ing a definite responsibility not to be lightly thrust aside and soon forgot- ten. Initiation into the groups an. organizations on this campus -makes the individual one of a brotherhood united for good fellowship clean liv- ing and high ideals. Fraternities and sororities were or- ganized for the mutual benefits to be derived by their .members and their rituals are based in nearly every in- stance upon Christian principles. The oaths solemnly assumed by the initiate in the dimly lighted halls with the group of "brothers" round about! should guide him to become a 'better student and a better citizen. r1 Pireet r .one 1 I Where D. U. R. Steps at State 1 I ', iR.CII'ROCA E . * * 'SYNOPSIS 01" THE OPEN IN(G According to their custom, the man-: agers of the Ann Arbor theatres open- ed their doors to all students after the Cap Night ceremonies Friday night, offering free of charge their regular daily bill. This act of gener- osity is traditional, to be sure, but: it is not mere custom which moves these men to offer it. Rather the desire to show the student body a little appreciation of the fact that its presence makes the success of the theatres and to show that the busi- ness men of Ann Arbor, particularly those connected with the theatres, are interested 1 the affairs of the Univer-E sity, and that when the University celebrates some occasion, they, in full sympathy, celebrate also. The spirit_ of the -theatres is shown by' their readiness to supply, films Eof various kinds to be shown at differ- ent functions of the campus, such as rallies. Free shows are an institution at Ann Arbor, but they are an insti- tution which must be under the con- trol of the theatre managers if they are to survive. Theatre rushes can} have no ultimate effect other than to complete disappearance of gratis, entertainments. Paris is now up in the air because of the apparent failure of her occu- pation of the Ruhr. The city is in a constant turmoil. A short time back, the population was .n uproar be-' cause of the attitude of foreign na- tions to her policy. Now she is up in the air because of her own policy. King Ben is not safe in Michigan, since warrants have been issued byv CHAPTERS (PAUL Deauville the Younger was the son of a poor scissor-grinder. He lived with his papa and mama in a little hut on the outskirts of Brus- sels, and ev'ery morning he went with his papa to. the city. The Elder Deauville had a little treadle that turned a. stone; this he carried on his back. His son ran along in front of him, ringing a bell to let the matrons know that M. Deal-, ville was by, and that ii they wished, their scissors and carving knives could be sharpened. One day Paul and his Papa were trading on the Rue de Capucins, when they saw a strange sight:) NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY Haw! There aint any story! S* s Odyssey Once in my youth I lost a tooth.E It fell upon the floor.j But I drank soop On the back stoop _ And needed it no more . .TJ. P. Smith,925 CONCERNING DORA INTERCOLLEGIATE RELATIONS (Daily Pennsylvanian) For many years, the colleges and universities of the country have met on the athletic field in a spirit of friendly rivalry. From such contests have sprung a strong bond of feel- ing between the students of the vari- ous institutions which has placed in- tercollegiate athletics before the pub- lic eye to a remarkable extent. In fact, the majority of the people of the United' States think of American colleges and universities in terms of athletics. Outside of athletics competition, the American educational institutions have followed the well known policy of "no entangling alliances." As a, result, the many non-athletic activl ties have been thrown on their own resourcesthroughout the course of their development. The many act. vantages of conferences and public' criticism has seldom been made use of in the past. Each institution has been a little world of its own. Like so many independent countries, the colleges have struggled to perfect non-athletic activities without any in- terchange of ideas. At the same time that the world is realizing the importance of the con- ference in the advancement of civili- zation; the colleges have awakened to the fact that they. too could do much better if they would co-operate among themselves. 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