is secsnd
nts expressed
t............BRWSTER P. CAMPBE~LL
......................seph A. Bernstein
,..~ ~ .. ............]. P. L~ovejoy, Jr.
.... ... ... ... ... .........J. B. Young
G. P. Overton
n M. B. Stahl
-echt Paul Watzel
naan....................L. Armstrong Kern
er E. R. Meiss
...... ..........Thornton W . Sargent, Jr.
............................George Reindel
......................$lizabeth Viker
.............................. R. . M eiss
life. At least two days this past week have seen
long stories on page one of the Tribune, featuring a
girl who ran away from the U. of C. The Tribune
also favors Mithigan with like publicity whenever it
gets the opportunity.
All stuff of this character, of course, tends to give
ousiders the idea that young folks in college are
mainly a collection of reprobates and degenerates.
It may help to sell the paper, but it likewise reflects
much unwarranted discredit upon this University
and others. If we out here at Ann Arbor were half
as wild as they try to picture us, we might have
little room for complaint. But the trouble is that
the newspaper reporters "play up" the exception
rather than the rule, overwork it sadly, and thus
lead to the formation of wrong opinions. They are
not telling the significant things about Michigan.
THE GAFF -- AND SUCCESS
Homely illustrations of great principles, as-
everyone surely has observed before, often turn up
in unexpected places. Over in a certain quarter of
Waterman gymna'sium, where students who desire
it are taught the manly art of boxing, there is a rule
for, admission which suggests a useful analogy. A
prospective pupil is required to fie able to take a
severe drubbing, to expect many thumps and
bruises, along with gruelling tests of endurance;
and he is received for instruction only on these
terms. For college students preparing to enter
upon their life work the suggestiveness of this re-
quirement is both apt and forceful.
The rules of life are nowhere catalogued and
printed, but only feebly stated now and then,,here
and there, in random paragraphs such as this. Mor-
tals are left to learn them largely through experi-
ence, and most of us learn them tardily, and none
too well. Here is a case, however, where a prac-
tical and fundamental rule, applicable to all worth-
while activity, is being effectively taught to begin-
ners - in a quarter, too, which it is to be regretted
enjoys no high repute for its instructive and con-
structive associations.
Every undertaking worth a candle is attended
with difficult conditions, has its obstacles and snags,
carries its heavy burden which at times seems crush-.-
ing, excites envy and opposition and attack, often
brings grievous injuries and lasting scars. Excep,
tions to the rule are but strokes of fortune, or else
are instances in which capable persons are playing
for less than man-size stakes.
Hard work, risk, blunders, defeats, and a certain
amount of agony are to be expected, along with
thrills of partial victory and the final success which
make the fight worth while. To be able to "stand
the gaff" is the requirement of ambitious men in
any line. Those who do not expect a period of
ordeal, or who cannot face it and stay in the ganke
to the end,.are* simply excluded from life's larger
achievements, until they may learn the hard truth
from experience.
But the neophytes in boxing, over in Waterman
gymnasium, are obliged to learn it before they eveu
are admitted to the course. We may take a sound
and timely tip from the exponents of the 'manly
art".
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Books Books -
Annual
Brook
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BEGINS
Monday
Mor
- Robert M. Loeb
J. r. Mack
ard Kathrine Montgomery
R.-c. Moriarty
it J. F. Pontius
Lillian Scher
R, B. Tarr
Virginia Tryon
At 8 o'clock
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............VERNON F. HI4LLERY
........Albert J. Parker
...................John J. Hamel, Jr.
...............Nathan W. Robertson
. ........Wlter R. Scherer
.....................Herold C. Hunt
id Park D. C. Maltby
Dryer Harvey Reed
. Wolfe George Rockwood
Blum E. D. Armantrout
ley Monroe B$dward Conlin
iaim Graulich Lawrence Favrot
MARCH 26, 1922
'-S. B. Coates
[. C. Clark
1. M. Loeb
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.LS' PLAY AGAIN
s and Serenades" has gone
as being probably the most
given by Michigan girls, 'it
ome forth with another sug-
Thousands of Volumes 4
Travel, Poetry, Juven
Authors
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FOUNTAIN PENS
irn-
,in-
stu-
:auons, wne any of the reumuier
:rformances given outside of Ann
of the campus want to secure more
ut their league building program,
by giving one or more additional
"Scepters and Serenades" in Ann
ling the doors to the entire cam-
to say that the house would be
my performances as they saw fit
rthermdre, it is equally safe to pre-
i of the campus would carry them-
nen should - it is doubtful if we
as some would make us out.
he scheme ought to be worthy of a
tion of a first night performance
en need not be discarded; it is
:uation. But one or two extra per-
: well be opened to mixed audi-
r financial reasons. If we of the
I prove ourselves unworthy of the
ege of seeing the play could be
future. But meanwhile, the wom-
>moters will have secured our do-
IP MICHIGAN SCANDAL
e commercial institutions, and, as
news which will appeal to their
ot surprising, therefore, that De-
ould have been making it a point
mallest bit of half-scandal which
ie University, and to publish it un-
s such a tendency been noticeable
veek. Within three days, the De-
ed no less than four columns of
l matter from Michigan, plus a
n the front page; while sensible
ive stories with Ann Arbor date-
arly get inside space and small
e Press is but little more consid-
ews, yet both call themselves good
'oit papers are to Ann Arbor, the
k tn C 1ica' p' a dT+rth-+ r.
Disillusionment
Oh it's fatal to love to behold in the day-time
The girl that you kissed in the dark;
Such a look will destroy all delight in that gay time,
And extinguish Romance's last spark.
For where is the maiden whom Morn robes in
glory
Like that which the night can bestow,
'When the planets lean over from heaven's top story
To lend her the beauty they know?
And the moon gives assistance - Diana's mild
splendor
Girds the lake with a circlet of pearl;
Then your lass is a fairy, bewitching and tender -
Next day, she is only a girl.
So all you young flappers, give heed to my warning:
When on Pleasure's wide sea you embark;
Never look, in the pallid grey . dawn of the morn-
ing,
On the girl that you kissed in the dark.
- SumBuddyElse, KnotMe.
New Books
(The Sunday Special)
BULFINCH'S MYTHOLOGY by Harold Bell
Wright (American Rubbishing Co.). Not the fam-
ily history of a bird, as the title suggests, but a
comprehensive segregation of every fish story
known to have been told in Ancient dreece. 'De-
scribes how Daphne obtained her laurels. Gives
inside dope on the Gorgon sisters, the first women
tosuse hair curlers, and the originators of the fam-
ous "look which turns to stone". That same look
* is the. reason why so many husbands have been
'henpecked ever since. All in all, the main fault
of the book is that you can't believe a word it says.
But It Doesn't
Of all the problems in my life
This one has worried me,
If time flew half as fast as coin
Just how old would I be?
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Same wit: Humphrey Ever blowing bubbles.
Famous Closing Lines
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