is secsnd nts expressed t............BRWSTER P. CAMPBE~LL ......................seph A. Bernstein ,..~ ~ .. ............]. P. L~ovejoy, Jr. .... ... ... ... ... .........J. B. Young G. P. Overton n M. B. Stahl -echt Paul Watzel naan....................L. Armstrong Kern er E. R. Meiss ...... ..........Thornton W . Sargent, Jr. ............................George Reindel ......................$lizabeth Viker .............................. R. . M eiss life. At least two days this past week have seen long stories on page one of the Tribune, featuring a girl who ran away from the U. of C. The Tribune also favors Mithigan with like publicity whenever it gets the opportunity. All stuff of this character, of course, tends to give ousiders the idea that young folks in college are mainly a collection of reprobates and degenerates. It may help to sell the paper, but it likewise reflects much unwarranted discredit upon this University and others. If we out here at Ann Arbor were half as wild as they try to picture us, we might have little room for complaint. But the trouble is that the newspaper reporters "play up" the exception rather than the rule, overwork it sadly, and thus lead to the formation of wrong opinions. They are not telling the significant things about Michigan. THE GAFF -- AND SUCCESS Homely illustrations of great principles, as- everyone surely has observed before, often turn up in unexpected places. Over in a certain quarter of Waterman gymna'sium, where students who desire it are taught the manly art of boxing, there is a rule for, admission which suggests a useful analogy. A prospective pupil is required to fie able to take a severe drubbing, to expect many thumps and bruises, along with gruelling tests of endurance; and he is received for instruction only on these terms. For college students preparing to enter upon their life work the suggestiveness of this re- quirement is both apt and forceful. The rules of life are nowhere catalogued and printed, but only feebly stated now and then,,here and there, in random paragraphs such as this. Mor- tals are left to learn them largely through experi- ence, and most of us learn them tardily, and none too well. Here is a case, however, where a prac- tical and fundamental rule, applicable to all worth- while activity, is being effectively taught to begin- ners - in a quarter, too, which it is to be regretted enjoys no high repute for its instructive and con- structive associations. Every undertaking worth a candle is attended with difficult conditions, has its obstacles and snags, carries its heavy burden which at times seems crush-.- ing, excites envy and opposition and attack, often brings grievous injuries and lasting scars. Excep, tions to the rule are but strokes of fortune, or else are instances in which capable persons are playing for less than man-size stakes. Hard work, risk, blunders, defeats, and a certain amount of agony are to be expected, along with thrills of partial victory and the final success which make the fight worth while. To be able to "stand the gaff" is the requirement of ambitious men in any line. Those who do not expect a period of ordeal, or who cannot face it and stay in the ganke to the end,.are* simply excluded from life's larger achievements, until they may learn the hard truth from experience. But the neophytes in boxing, over in Waterman gymnasium, are obliged to learn it before they eveu are admitted to the course. We may take a sound and timely tip from the exponents of the 'manly art". F) Books Books - Annual Brook Ir BEGINS Monday Mor - Robert M. Loeb J. r. Mack ard Kathrine Montgomery R.-c. Moriarty it J. F. Pontius Lillian Scher R, B. Tarr Virginia Tryon At 8 o'clock F ............VERNON F. HI4LLERY ........Albert J. Parker ...................John J. Hamel, Jr. ...............Nathan W. Robertson . ........Wlter R. Scherer .....................Herold C. Hunt id Park D. C. Maltby Dryer Harvey Reed . Wolfe George Rockwood Blum E. D. Armantrout ley Monroe B$dward Conlin iaim Graulich Lawrence Favrot MARCH 26, 1922 '-S. B. Coates [. C. Clark 1. M. Loeb ~ - .LS' PLAY AGAIN s and Serenades" has gone as being probably the most given by Michigan girls, 'it ome forth with another sug- Thousands of Volumes 4 Travel, Poetry, Juven Authors a I AT a I Red r not 1 I 2lie Telescope FOUNTAIN PENS irn- ,in- stu- :auons, wne any of the reumuier :rformances given outside of Ann of the campus want to secure more ut their league building program, by giving one or more additional "Scepters and Serenades" in Ann ling the doors to the entire cam- to say that the house would be my performances as they saw fit rthermdre, it is equally safe to pre- i of the campus would carry them- nen should - it is doubtful if we as some would make us out. he scheme ought to be worthy of a tion of a first night performance en need not be discarded; it is :uation. But one or two extra per- : well be opened to mixed audi- r financial reasons. If we of the I prove ourselves unworthy of the ege of seeing the play could be future. But meanwhile, the wom- >moters will have secured our do- IP MICHIGAN SCANDAL e commercial institutions, and, as news which will appeal to their ot surprising, therefore, that De- ould have been making it a point mallest bit of half-scandal which ie University, and to publish it un- s such a tendency been noticeable veek. Within three days, the De- ed no less than four columns of l matter from Michigan, plus a n the front page; while sensible ive stories with Ann Arbor date- arly get inside space and small e Press is but little more consid- ews, yet both call themselves good 'oit papers are to Ann Arbor, the k tn C 1ica' p' a dT+rth-+ r. Disillusionment Oh it's fatal to love to behold in the day-time The girl that you kissed in the dark; Such a look will destroy all delight in that gay time, And extinguish Romance's last spark. For where is the maiden whom Morn robes in glory Like that which the night can bestow, 'When the planets lean over from heaven's top story To lend her the beauty they know? And the moon gives assistance - Diana's mild splendor Girds the lake with a circlet of pearl; Then your lass is a fairy, bewitching and tender - Next day, she is only a girl. So all you young flappers, give heed to my warning: When on Pleasure's wide sea you embark; Never look, in the pallid grey . dawn of the morn- ing, On the girl that you kissed in the dark. - SumBuddyElse, KnotMe. New Books (The Sunday Special) BULFINCH'S MYTHOLOGY by Harold Bell Wright (American Rubbishing Co.). Not the fam- ily history of a bird, as the title suggests, but a comprehensive segregation of every fish story known to have been told in Ancient dreece. 'De- scribes how Daphne obtained her laurels. Gives inside dope on the Gorgon sisters, the first women tosuse hair curlers, and the originators of the fam- ous "look which turns to stone". That same look * is the. reason why so many husbands have been 'henpecked ever since. All in all, the main fault of the book is that you can't believe a word it says. But It Doesn't Of all the problems in my life This one has worried me, If time flew half as fast as coin Just how old would I be? Stationery, Memory Goods, College Jewelry, GoodIs, Boston Bags. Books, 11 Will be offered at a 11 TREMENDOUS SACRIFICE 'GRAHAM'S BOTH STOKES i Terms Cash Terms Cash Ohl How T rribte! Colleke wit : Dk, you know Humphrey? College bit: Humphrey who? Same wit: Humphrey Ever blowing bubbles. Famous Closing Lines "At last I have money behind me," said the tir Books -- Books S ed gs Bank.