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THE MICHIGAN DAILY SATURDA

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0 4rg Atr~jgan JIafly
OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY
OF MICHIGAN
Published every morning except Monday during the Univer-
sity year by the Board in Control of Student Publications.
MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for
republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise
credited in this paper and the local news published therein.
Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second
cless matter.
Subscription by carrier or mail. $3.50.
Offices: Ann Arbor Press building, Maynard Street.
Phones: Business, 960; Editorial, 2414.
Communications not to exceed 3oo words, if signed, the sig-
nature not necessarily to appear in print, but as an evidence of
faith, and notices of events will be published in The Daily at the
discretion of the Editor, if left at or mailed to The Daily office.
Unsigned communications will receive no consideration. No6man-
uscript will be returned unless the writer incloses postage.,
The Daily doesnotnecessarily endorse the sentiments ex-
pressed in the communications.
"What's Going On" notices will not be received after 8 o'clock
on the evening preceding insertion.
EDITORIAL STAFF
Telephone 2114
MANAGING EDITOR ............GEORGE O. BROPHY JR.
News Editor....-......................Chesser M. Campbell
Night Editors-
T. E 1. Adams H. W. Hitchcock
B. P. Campbell J. E. McManis
J. I. Dakin T. W. Sargent, Jr.
Renaud Sherwood
Sunday Editor. ....... ..... ...........J. A. Bernstein
Editorials-------------..Lee Woodruff, Robert Sage, T. J. Whinery
Assistant News................................E. P. Lovejoy Jr.
Sports.........................................Robert Angell
Women's Editor............ .....................-Mary- D.,Lane
'telegraph ..:...................... ............ West Gallogly
Telescope. ...............................Jack W. Kelly
Assistants
Josephine Waldo Frances Oberholtzer L. Armstrong Kern
Paul 'G. Weber Robert E. Adams Hughston McBain
Almena Barlow Norman C: Damon Frank H. McPike
Elizabeth Vickery Byron Darnton Gerald F. Overton
G. E. Clark Thomas ;. Dewey Edward Lambrecht
George Reindel Wallace F. Elliott William H. Riley Jr.
Dorothy Monfort Leo J. Hershdorfer Sara Waller

responsible for this condition and other persons,
who come in to enjoy a feg minutes of quiet read-
ing, are compelled to look in every nook and cor-
ner of the room for the missing parts. Even then,
the chances are that, when found, the paper will
be torn and ragged, with photos or items cut out.
Besides the fact that it is very difficult to find a
paper or magazine, the sight of an empty rack in
one corner of the room and papers strewn about is
anything but impressive to the visitor. Students
should certainly take a little pride in this room and
remember that other persons beside themselves
make use of its privileges.
THE MOVABLE BENCH INSPIRATION
"Oh where, oh where is my wandering bench to-
day ?" is an expression which could readily be
adapted and used by students on entering many of
our most popular classrooms.
For some unknown but worthy reason, about
ninety per cent of the benches or seats enrolled in
the College of Literature, Science, and the Arts
are not fastened to the floor. They slide.
This helps students to make a good impression
on their professors by pushing their benches nearer
the desk each day. It eases their minds to slide
behind some big fellow-when the occasion arises.
By jerking the benches up a foot or so they can
rest their feet comfortably on the coat-tails of the
man ahead.
All these considerations; and possibly more, may
have led the administration to adopt the idea of the
mobile bench. It may be the possibilities of the ex-
pandible classroom lay behind the decision - from
forty seats to eighty in the time it takes to call a
janitor. It may be the seats were intended to be
thrown out in case of fire, accumulating until they
attained the height of the windows and thereby
making fire escapes unnecessary. It may be - but
here imagination reaches its limits - that this great
University is waiting for the price of screws to go
down in the period of reconstruction following the
Great War.
Be sure and show homecoming visitors the Mich-
igan Movable Bench, the student's solace and safe-
guard, the great University mystery.
It's a good thing some of our musically inclined
brethren hereabouts don't attend the University of
Chicago; there, if we may judge by recent news re-
ports, they pinch you for serenading the co-eds.
"But Where the Nine," the title of William Jen-
nings Bryan's speech tonight, sounds like that baf-
fling conundrum, "Why is a mouse that spins?"
The attendance at Mr. Farnham's lecture proves
that people never lose interest in a fighter like
Teddy, even though his grin is lost to us.
What has become of that bronze tablet we were
to have for the memorial flagpole on Ferry field?
Some people still act as if they believe the Union
reading room racks are free news stands.

(Two Stores)
Agenits for XOYCROFTERS
GRHANSO
BOTH ENDS OF DIAGONAL WALK

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DETROIT UMTED LINES
In Effect Nov. 2, 1920
Between
Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson
(Eastern Standard Time)
Limited and Express cars leave for
Detroit at 6:05 a. m., 7:05 a. m.,
8:10 a. i., and hourly to 9:10 p.nm.
Limiteds to Jackson at 8:48 a. mn. and
every two hours to 8:48 p. n. Ex-
presses at 9:48 a. m. and e-,ery two
hours to 9:48 p. m.
Locals to Detroit-5:55a.m., 7:00 a.m.
and every two hours to 9:00 p. m.,
also 11:00 p. m. To Ypsilanti only,
11:40 p.m., 12:25 a.m., and 1:15 a.m.
Locals to Jackson-7:50 a. m., and
12:10 p.m.

TEQUALITY AND WORKMANSHIP

Harry B. Grundy

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BUSINESS STAFF
Telephone 960
BUSINESS MANAGER ........LEGRAND A. GAINES JR.
Advertising......................................D. P. Joyce
Classifieds......................................Robt. O. Kerr
Publication...........................F. M. Heath
Accounts ........................................ . R. Priehs
.c.at ....... .......V. F. Hillery
Assistants
R. W. Lambrecht P. H. Hutchinson N. W. Robertson
B. G. Gower- F: A. Cross R. C. Stearnes
Sigmund Kunstadter Robt. L. Davis Thos. L. Rice
Lester XW.Millard M.M. Moule D. G. Slawson
T.T Hanmel Jr. D. S. Watterworth

NOVEMBER
S M T W T F S
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7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
Men: Last season's hats turn-
ed inside out,refinished and re-
blocked with all new trimmings
look just like new, wear just as
long and saves you five to ten
dollars. We do only high class
work. Factory Hat Store, 617
Packard St. Phone 1792.
PURE SILK
Tie and Sweater Knitting Yarn
ALL SHADES
WOMAN'S EXCHANGE
10 Nickels Arcade

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The Law Of The Medes And Persians
It Altereth Not.
Our Reputation
Established Thru The Course
Of Years
Has Placed Us On That Plane
Which Will Positively
Assure You Of Everything
That A Well Tailored
Suit and Overcoat
Should Reflect-
Elegance
Style
Quality
Fit.
Of Our Fine Tailoring
Is Like
J. KARL MALCOLM
604 EAST LIBERTY STREET

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The night editors for the week will be: Monday
night, J. I. Dakin; Tuesday night, T. F. Adams;
Wednesday night, T. W. Sargent; Thursday
night, H. W. Hitchcock; Friday night, J. T. Dakin;
Saturday night, J. E. McManis.
Persons wishing to secure information concerning news for any
issue of. The Daily should see the night editor, who has full charge
of all news to be printed that night.
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 1920.
KNOW YOUR UNIVERSITY
The University Health service is an organiza-
tion which exists for the physical welfare of the
students. There they may obtain medical atten-
tion free of charge, except for actual cost of ma-
terials. At the beginning and close of every year
the service gives a complete examination to all first
year students in co-operation with the department
of physical education.
WE MEANT IT
Four blocks, four abreast - that's the way Mich-
igan turned out to see her Varsity off to Columbus.
Such demonstrations of pep and loyalty as thatD
shown Thursday afternoon all the way from the
campus to the train serve to gve a team spirit
and help to instil the cult of "fight to last ditch!"
Today that same Varsity goes up against 0. S. U.
and it isn't going to be any walkaway. But if there
is anything in mental telepathy and if distant sup-
port of that kind will have any effect, Michigan
is going to win today. The crowd at the station
Thursday meant what they so vociferously said
and many will be the prayers that go up today for
the eleven fighters who are wearing the Maize and
Blue.
Go to it, team! We meeant every word of it!
INTERFRATERNITY SOCCER
During the two weeks that interfraternity foot-
ball has been played this season, twenty-five men
have been injured sufficiently to be laid up in the
hospital, several of the injuries being very serious.
This was probably due to the fact that equipment
and proper training and coaching could not be ob-
tained for all the players, rather than to the vig-
orous rivalry between the fraternities.
The director of intramural athletics and the Stu-
dent council have decided that interfraternity foot-
ball will be discontinued in the future. Soccer will
take the place of football, and as the former has
become one of the minor sports of the University,
the fraternity soccer games will furnish good train-
ing for prospective varsity men. Soccer is a game
in which a man's head and the speed of his feet are
important; it is a game of action; it is a game of
plentiful pep and few chances of injury. Interfra-
ternity soccer, if it becomes popular, will be of real
good to Michigan.
ABUSING A PRIVILEGE
The condition of the reading room at the Michi-
gan Union is no subject for pride on the part of
the members. Newspapers from various parts of
the country are supposed to hang on the rack made
for that purpose. Usually, however, papers bor-
rowed are not returned to their proper place or else
are actually torn from their hangers and left lying
all over the room.
Careless and, to say the least, selfish students are

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The Tender Parts of Selected Leaves

Scrub
figure in

those putts, doughboy - they're going to
that Armistice day parade.

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Exceedingly Good

Mary had a pleasing way,
A way the boys now miss,
For every time you won a bet
She'd reward you with a smile.
We started out to make this verse rhyme
found out before we finished that Mary wasn'tI
kind of a girl.

The best parts of the best Kentucky
tobacco leaves go into Sweet Tips
Cigarettes. This-and the care with
which they are manufactured-ac-
counts for their fresh, natural taste.
Sweet Tips are making thousands
of new friends every day. Have you
tried them? If not, you are missing
something.

but
that

Sold All Over Town

However, These Woolen Socks Allow a Man
ft Straighten Up Occasionally
Chess--These co-eds certainly do make the <
lege boys dejected.
Knutt-How come?
Chess-Well, just watch the downcast eyes
the men on the campus.

to

Dear Noah:
If 32 is freezing point, what is squeezing point?
H. U. Merist.
Two in the shade, you boob.
Editor's Note - In keeping with our policy of
giving our readers the best in contemporary liter-
ature, we have completed arrangements with the
eminent foreign philosopher, Count DeKoyne, to
have dissertations of the count's on various sub-
jects published from time to time in this column.
Count DeKoyne's first article follows:
ICE
Ice is one of the cold hard facts of life, and one
of the few things which as you Americans so
drolly put it, "isn't what it's cracked up to be." Ice
is used by cold storage men to make it hot for the
public and yet it would be a cold day if they didn't
have it. Housewives depend on it in August and
fall on it in January. It is used effectively in the
stare of a prof or a co-ed. In the winter it is used
by brave freshmen to fall through. In the sum-
mer it rides around in a big wagon; and when it
gets tired of life it melts and runs away.
famous Closing Lines
"I'm doing this in record time," said the fly as
he lit on the revolving disc of the Victrola.
NOAH COUNT.

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