THE MICHIGAN DAILY SATURDA i , .. > 0 4rg Atr~jgan JIafly OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday during the Univer- sity year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and the local news published therein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second cless matter. Subscription by carrier or mail. $3.50. Offices: Ann Arbor Press building, Maynard Street. Phones: Business, 960; Editorial, 2414. Communications not to exceed 3oo words, if signed, the sig- nature not necessarily to appear in print, but as an evidence of faith, and notices of events will be published in The Daily at the discretion of the Editor, if left at or mailed to The Daily office. Unsigned communications will receive no consideration. No6man- uscript will be returned unless the writer incloses postage., The Daily doesnotnecessarily endorse the sentiments ex- pressed in the communications. "What's Going On" notices will not be received after 8 o'clock on the evening preceding insertion. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 2114 MANAGING EDITOR ............GEORGE O. BROPHY JR. News Editor....-......................Chesser M. Campbell Night Editors- T. E 1. Adams H. W. Hitchcock B. P. Campbell J. E. McManis J. I. Dakin T. W. Sargent, Jr. Renaud Sherwood Sunday Editor. ....... ..... ...........J. A. Bernstein Editorials-------------..Lee Woodruff, Robert Sage, T. J. Whinery Assistant News................................E. P. Lovejoy Jr. Sports.........................................Robert Angell Women's Editor............ .....................-Mary- D.,Lane 'telegraph ..:...................... ............ West Gallogly Telescope. ...............................Jack W. Kelly Assistants Josephine Waldo Frances Oberholtzer L. Armstrong Kern Paul 'G. Weber Robert E. Adams Hughston McBain Almena Barlow Norman C: Damon Frank H. McPike Elizabeth Vickery Byron Darnton Gerald F. Overton G. E. Clark Thomas ;. Dewey Edward Lambrecht George Reindel Wallace F. Elliott William H. Riley Jr. Dorothy Monfort Leo J. Hershdorfer Sara Waller responsible for this condition and other persons, who come in to enjoy a feg minutes of quiet read- ing, are compelled to look in every nook and cor- ner of the room for the missing parts. Even then, the chances are that, when found, the paper will be torn and ragged, with photos or items cut out. Besides the fact that it is very difficult to find a paper or magazine, the sight of an empty rack in one corner of the room and papers strewn about is anything but impressive to the visitor. Students should certainly take a little pride in this room and remember that other persons beside themselves make use of its privileges. THE MOVABLE BENCH INSPIRATION "Oh where, oh where is my wandering bench to- day ?" is an expression which could readily be adapted and used by students on entering many of our most popular classrooms. For some unknown but worthy reason, about ninety per cent of the benches or seats enrolled in the College of Literature, Science, and the Arts are not fastened to the floor. They slide. This helps students to make a good impression on their professors by pushing their benches nearer the desk each day. It eases their minds to slide behind some big fellow-when the occasion arises. By jerking the benches up a foot or so they can rest their feet comfortably on the coat-tails of the man ahead. All these considerations; and possibly more, may have led the administration to adopt the idea of the mobile bench. It may be the possibilities of the ex- pandible classroom lay behind the decision - from forty seats to eighty in the time it takes to call a janitor. It may be the seats were intended to be thrown out in case of fire, accumulating until they attained the height of the windows and thereby making fire escapes unnecessary. It may be - but here imagination reaches its limits - that this great University is waiting for the price of screws to go down in the period of reconstruction following the Great War. Be sure and show homecoming visitors the Mich- igan Movable Bench, the student's solace and safe- guard, the great University mystery. It's a good thing some of our musically inclined brethren hereabouts don't attend the University of Chicago; there, if we may judge by recent news re- ports, they pinch you for serenading the co-eds. "But Where the Nine," the title of William Jen- nings Bryan's speech tonight, sounds like that baf- fling conundrum, "Why is a mouse that spins?" The attendance at Mr. Farnham's lecture proves that people never lose interest in a fighter like Teddy, even though his grin is lost to us. What has become of that bronze tablet we were to have for the memorial flagpole on Ferry field? Some people still act as if they believe the Union reading room racks are free news stands. (Two Stores) Agenits for XOYCROFTERS GRHANSO BOTH ENDS OF DIAGONAL WALK 1 DETROIT UMTED LINES In Effect Nov. 2, 1920 Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) Limited and Express cars leave for Detroit at 6:05 a. m., 7:05 a. m., 8:10 a. i., and hourly to 9:10 p.nm. Limiteds to Jackson at 8:48 a. mn. and every two hours to 8:48 p. n. Ex- presses at 9:48 a. m. and e-,ery two hours to 9:48 p. m. Locals to Detroit-5:55a.m., 7:00 a.m. and every two hours to 9:00 p. m., also 11:00 p. m. To Ypsilanti only, 11:40 p.m., 12:25 a.m., and 1:15 a.m. Locals to Jackson-7:50 a. m., and 12:10 p.m. TEQUALITY AND WORKMANSHIP Harry B. Grundy r w h<> i -- - BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 BUSINESS MANAGER ........LEGRAND A. GAINES JR. Advertising......................................D. P. 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Our Reputation Established Thru The Course Of Years Has Placed Us On That Plane Which Will Positively Assure You Of Everything That A Well Tailored Suit and Overcoat Should Reflect- Elegance Style Quality Fit. Of Our Fine Tailoring Is Like J. KARL MALCOLM 604 EAST LIBERTY STREET J. J. Ala+aaa.: ,J.. The night editors for the week will be: Monday night, J. I. Dakin; Tuesday night, T. F. Adams; Wednesday night, T. W. Sargent; Thursday night, H. W. Hitchcock; Friday night, J. T. Dakin; Saturday night, J. E. McManis. Persons wishing to secure information concerning news for any issue of. The Daily should see the night editor, who has full charge of all news to be printed that night. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 1920. KNOW YOUR UNIVERSITY The University Health service is an organiza- tion which exists for the physical welfare of the students. There they may obtain medical atten- tion free of charge, except for actual cost of ma- terials. At the beginning and close of every year the service gives a complete examination to all first year students in co-operation with the department of physical education. WE MEANT IT Four blocks, four abreast - that's the way Mich- igan turned out to see her Varsity off to Columbus. Such demonstrations of pep and loyalty as thatD shown Thursday afternoon all the way from the campus to the train serve to gve a team spirit and help to instil the cult of "fight to last ditch!" Today that same Varsity goes up against 0. S. U. and it isn't going to be any walkaway. But if there is anything in mental telepathy and if distant sup- port of that kind will have any effect, Michigan is going to win today. The crowd at the station Thursday meant what they so vociferously said and many will be the prayers that go up today for the eleven fighters who are wearing the Maize and Blue. Go to it, team! We meeant every word of it! INTERFRATERNITY SOCCER During the two weeks that interfraternity foot- ball has been played this season, twenty-five men have been injured sufficiently to be laid up in the hospital, several of the injuries being very serious. This was probably due to the fact that equipment and proper training and coaching could not be ob- tained for all the players, rather than to the vig- orous rivalry between the fraternities. The director of intramural athletics and the Stu- dent council have decided that interfraternity foot- ball will be discontinued in the future. Soccer will take the place of football, and as the former has become one of the minor sports of the University, the fraternity soccer games will furnish good train- ing for prospective varsity men. Soccer is a game in which a man's head and the speed of his feet are important; it is a game of action; it is a game of plentiful pep and few chances of injury. Interfra- ternity soccer, if it becomes popular, will be of real good to Michigan. ABUSING A PRIVILEGE The condition of the reading room at the Michi- gan Union is no subject for pride on the part of the members. Newspapers from various parts of the country are supposed to hang on the rack made for that purpose. Usually, however, papers bor- rowed are not returned to their proper place or else are actually torn from their hangers and left lying all over the room. Careless and, to say the least, selfish students are i .. The Tender Parts of Selected Leaves Scrub figure in those putts, doughboy - they're going to that Armistice day parade. Iffl .. *t,- EegTelescope Exceedingly Good Mary had a pleasing way, A way the boys now miss, For every time you won a bet She'd reward you with a smile. We started out to make this verse rhyme found out before we finished that Mary wasn'tI kind of a girl. The best parts of the best Kentucky tobacco leaves go into Sweet Tips Cigarettes. This-and the care with which they are manufactured-ac- counts for their fresh, natural taste. Sweet Tips are making thousands of new friends every day. Have you tried them? If not, you are missing something. but that Sold All Over Town However, These Woolen Socks Allow a Man ft Straighten Up Occasionally Chess--These co-eds certainly do make the < lege boys dejected. Knutt-How come? Chess-Well, just watch the downcast eyes the men on the campus. to Dear Noah: If 32 is freezing point, what is squeezing point? H. U. Merist. Two in the shade, you boob. Editor's Note - In keeping with our policy of giving our readers the best in contemporary liter- ature, we have completed arrangements with the eminent foreign philosopher, Count DeKoyne, to have dissertations of the count's on various sub- jects published from time to time in this column. Count DeKoyne's first article follows: ICE Ice is one of the cold hard facts of life, and one of the few things which as you Americans so drolly put it, "isn't what it's cracked up to be." Ice is used by cold storage men to make it hot for the public and yet it would be a cold day if they didn't have it. Housewives depend on it in August and fall on it in January. It is used effectively in the stare of a prof or a co-ed. In the winter it is used by brave freshmen to fall through. In the sum- mer it rides around in a big wagon; and when it gets tired of life it melts and runs away. famous Closing Lines "I'm doing this in record time," said the fly as he lit on the revolving disc of the Victrola. NOAH COUNT.