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AOING EDITOR...........GEORGE O. BROPHY JR.
aws Editor..........................Chesser M. Campbell
fght Editors-
T. H. Adams H. W. Hitchcock
B. P Campbell 1. E. McManis
J. . Dakin T. W. Sargent, Jr.
/ Renaud Sherwood
nday Editor ... .... ...... .......J A. Bernstein
itorlals.............Lee Woodruff, Robert Sage, T.o. hinvePr
ietant News .............................Ei. P. Loveyr Jr.
rts ... .....................Robert Angell
omns Editor.............................Mary D. Lane
legraph .....................................West Gallogly
escope...................................Jack W. Kelly
Assistants
ephine Waldo Frances Oberholtzer L. Armstrong Kern
ul G. Weber Robert E. Adams Ifughston McBain
nenG Barlow Norman C. Damon Frank H. McPike
zabeth Vickery Byron Darnton Gerald P. Overton
E. Clark Thomas E. Dewey Edward Lambrecht
orge Reindel Wallace F. Elliott William H. Riley Jr.
rothy Mgnfort Leo J. Hershdorfer Sara Waller
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BUSINESS STAFF
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JSINESS MANAGER....-.....LEGRAND A. GAINES JR.
vertisng.. .D. P. Joyce
Issieds....... ....e.................Robt.0. Kerr
blication.......... -..-....................F. M. Heath
counts....................--....-.........-.--E. R. Priehs
'culation ..... ...... ....V. F. Hillery
Assistants
W. L mbrecht P. H. Hutchinson N. W. Robertson
G. Gower F. A. Cross R. C. Stearnes
gmund Kunstadter Robt. L. Davis Thos. L. Rice
ster W. Millard M. M. Moule D. G. Slawson
. Hamelr D. S. Watterworth
But this mythical contest- whatever the facts
that gave it birth - is of little importance in a
university. It is not worth while to go to college
merely to "salt down" enough credits to barter for
a sheepskin. A university is attended with a more
positive aim. And "the enemy" thought of is not
the professor - for he is an ally - but the Un-
known which is to be met after graduation.
The attitude of the faculty toward undergrad-
uates is, as described by Professor Aigler, one of
friendly assistance. In making his suggestion he
was prompted by the genuine feeling that all Mich-
igan men are bound by a common interest. It is
to be hoped that his suggestion will be responded
to by the student body in a greater effort to meet
the faculty as "man to man."
TEN GOOD SAMARITANS
Ten Good Samaritans are holding out their
hands for assistance - not for themselves, but for
others whom they are befriending. Ann Arbor's
charitable organizations, ten in all, are planning a
campaign to be launched next Friday, November
5, the purpose of which is to secure sufficient funds
to permit continuation of the humanitarian work
of these societies.
This is a matter which concerns not only resi-
dents of Ann Arbor, but also University students,
for among these organizations are several who
have on more than one occasion administered to
the needs of the student body. Those men who
were in the S. A. T. C. and the S. N. T. C. well
remember how readily the society known as the Vis-
iting Nurses responded when the University found
itself in the throes of an epidemic of influenza,
while the activities of the Y. M. C. A., Y. W. C.
A., and Salvation Army are too well known to
need further elucidation. These are but four of
the Good Samaritans. , The other six are as de-
serving of aid as those already mentioned.
All they ask is that every student and every res-
ident contribute his or her gift as each sees fit, so
that they will hae enough to continue their work
on a larger scale, and care for cases which they
heretofore have been unable to accommodate due
to inadequate quarters and lack of supplies.
"KEEP OFF THE GRASS" - AGAIN!
Those of us who have been here before have
seen this phrase in print time and again, but it
seems to be necessary to remind the new men and
women that cement sidewalks are provided for
that daily sojourn across the campus.
Winter is approaching, and while frequent
tramping might not greatly harm the present crop
of grass, one can form a habit which will not be
so easily broken next spring.
It costs the University a large sum of money
every summer to seed the lawns after they have
been trampled down by students.
In the interest of promoting the beauty of our
campus, let us all adopt and conform to the slogan,
"Keep Off the Grass."
"It is recorded that Joshua once threw a crow-
bar into the temporalecogwheels and made thesun
stand still until the team he was betting on could
brinZ in another home run," says The Daily. But
if Slicker Parks had been the opposing pitcher, it
would have been necessary to leave that crowbar
in the works a long, long time.
Judging from the fur coats one sees nowadays,
a large number of peroxide blonde cats must have
gone to the gallows this past year.
It's getting chilly; bring on the coal famine!
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(TWO StOreS)
Agents for ROYCROF'TERS
BOTH ENDS OF DIAGONAL WALK
DETROIT ULNITED LINES
In Effect Nov. 2, 1920
Between
Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson
(Eastern Standard Time)
Limited and Express cars leave for
Detroit at 6:05 a. m., 7:05 a. m.,
8:10 a. m., and hourly to 9:10 p. m.
Limiteds to Jackson at 8:48 a. m. and
every two hours to 8:48 p. m. Ex-
presses at 9:48 a. m. and every two
hours to 9:48 p. m.
Locals to Detroit-5:55a.m., 7:00 a.m.
and every two hours to 9:00 p. m.,
also 11:00 p. m. To Ypsilanti only,
11:40 p.m., 12:25 a.m., and 1:15 a.m.
Locals to Jackson-7:60 a. m., and
12:10 p.m.
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The night editors for the week are: Monday
night, Hugh Hitchcock; Tuesday night, Thornton
Srgent, Jr.; Wednesday night, Thomas Adams;
Thursday night, Brewster , Campbell; Friday
niglt, Jack Dakin; Saturday night, John McManis.
Persons wishing to secure information concerning news for any
issu of The Daily should see the night editor, who has full charge
of all news to be printed that night.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1920.
KNOW YOUR UNIVERSITY
The 1921 Michiganensian, subscription for which
will open Monday, is the product of 2$ years of
development. The' first of Michigan's annuals was.
published in 1897, with Shirley W. Smith, present
6emretary of the University, as managing editor.
Previous to that time three yearbooks had been
ihe annual custom: the Castalian, published by the
Litei-ary and Engineering seniors, the Palladium,
published by the fraternities, and the Res Gestae,
published by the Law seniors. All were combined
1 the new book, to which President Angell gave
ts name of Michiganensian. 'The present volume
s one of the greatest annuals in the country, rep-
esentg all sides of University life.
SEND FOR THE O. D. AND KHAKI
The American, iLegion and the Veterans of For-
ign Wars. in conjunction are planning a parade
nd exercises for November 11 which they expect
kill surpass even last year's celebration of Armis-
ice day. Their part of the program is being effi-
:jently attended to. But all their efforts will come
6 nothing unless the former army and navy men
o-'perate to help them put the arrangements
.cross.
Only two years have elapsed since the day of
ictory. Has our part in the World war faded so
nmotely into the past that there are men who do
ot care enough .to commemorate it? It is our
luty to make that parade represent as fully as
ossible Michigan's? glorious quota in the struggle.
There are less than two more weeks. Let's have
v few as possible marching in civilian clothes.
Vrite home today, have the moth-balls taken out
of that uniform, and have it packed off to Ann Ar-
or, so that we can carry through the biggest and
nost impressive demonstration ever held at Mich-
ran- a fitting anniversary of our victorious par-
cipation in the War of Nations.
HE'S NOT THE ENEMY
Important among the ideas brought out during
he Traditions day program at Hill auditorium was
ie suggestion by Prof. Ralph W. Aigler that a
loser relation should be brought about between
:udents and faculty. From the grade schools up
ie feelifig has taken root in the mind o'f the aver-
le person that the teacher is a being who takes
alight In "showing up." In this fictitious relation
acher and pupil are arch enemies, constantly
atching their wits. Fighting, valiantly against su-
erior forces, the pupil sometimes covers himself
ith glory by "putting one over" on the oppressor
it is often forced to admit that the odds were too
Lch for him and his enemy has "flunked" him
ith great gusto.
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Thrie Telescope
The Co-ed's Song
Happy shone her lustrous eeys,
In her voice a joyous note -
Well she knew that on the morrow
She should don her new fur coat.
In.keeping with our policy of being abreast of
the times, we have come to the conclusion that the
method of registration in this University should
be simplified. As a substitute we recommend that
each applicant for enrollment be required to an-
swer the following questions instead of the cum-
bersome method now in use-
i. What is your name and if so why?
2. Where do you live? Please that what.
3. Has your father a name? Why?
4. What make of car does your maid own?
,. Can you pick a jew's harp?
6. Give date of your birth and when.
7. If you have a sister, which?
8. Do you go with co-eds? If so please make
list with addresses and leave with Tel-
escope Editor, Michigan Daily.
Dear Noah:
Is it true that at one time it was considered fash-
ionable for men to wear dresses? Interested.
Yes, even as late as 1870 many males wore
dresses - when infrants.
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NOAH COUNT.