THE MICHIGAN DAILY su OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday during the Univer- ity year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for epubication of all news dispatches credited to it or no~t otherwise rtdited in this paper and the local news published therein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second less matter. Subscription by carrier or mail. $3.so. Offices: Ann Arbor Press building, Maynard Street. Phones: .Business, 96o; Editorial. 2414. Communications not to exceed 300 words, if signed, the sig- atuire, not necessarily to appear in print, but as an evidence of ith, and notices of events will be published in The Daily at the iscretion of the Editor, if left at or mailed to The Daily office. nsigned communications will receive .no consideration. No man- cript will be' returned unless the writer inclcses postage. The Daily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments ex- ressed in the communications. "What's Going On" notices will not be received after 8 o'clock a the evening preceding insertion. .4 EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 2414 AOING EDITOR...........GEORGE O. BROPHY JR. aws Editor..........................Chesser M. Campbell fght Editors- T. H. Adams H. W. Hitchcock B. P Campbell 1. E. McManis J. . Dakin T. W. Sargent, Jr. / Renaud Sherwood nday Editor ... .... ...... .......J A. Bernstein itorlals.............Lee Woodruff, Robert Sage, T.o. hinvePr ietant News .............................Ei. P. Loveyr Jr. rts ... .....................Robert Angell omns Editor.............................Mary D. Lane legraph .....................................West Gallogly escope...................................Jack W. Kelly Assistants ephine Waldo Frances Oberholtzer L. Armstrong Kern ul G. Weber Robert E. Adams Ifughston McBain nenG Barlow Norman C. Damon Frank H. McPike zabeth Vickery Byron Darnton Gerald P. Overton E. Clark Thomas E. Dewey Edward Lambrecht orge Reindel Wallace F. Elliott William H. Riley Jr. rothy Mgnfort Leo J. Hershdorfer Sara Waller 3. Gundy r BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 JSINESS MANAGER....-.....LEGRAND A. GAINES JR. vertisng.. .D. P. Joyce Issieds....... ....e.................Robt.0. Kerr blication.......... -..-....................F. M. Heath counts....................--....-.........-.--E. R. Priehs 'culation ..... ...... ....V. F. Hillery Assistants W. L mbrecht P. H. Hutchinson N. W. Robertson G. Gower F. A. Cross R. C. Stearnes gmund Kunstadter Robt. L. Davis Thos. L. Rice ster W. Millard M. M. Moule D. G. Slawson . Hamelr D. S. Watterworth But this mythical contest- whatever the facts that gave it birth - is of little importance in a university. It is not worth while to go to college merely to "salt down" enough credits to barter for a sheepskin. A university is attended with a more positive aim. And "the enemy" thought of is not the professor - for he is an ally - but the Un- known which is to be met after graduation. The attitude of the faculty toward undergrad- uates is, as described by Professor Aigler, one of friendly assistance. In making his suggestion he was prompted by the genuine feeling that all Mich- igan men are bound by a common interest. It is to be hoped that his suggestion will be responded to by the student body in a greater effort to meet the faculty as "man to man." TEN GOOD SAMARITANS Ten Good Samaritans are holding out their hands for assistance - not for themselves, but for others whom they are befriending. Ann Arbor's charitable organizations, ten in all, are planning a campaign to be launched next Friday, November 5, the purpose of which is to secure sufficient funds to permit continuation of the humanitarian work of these societies. This is a matter which concerns not only resi- dents of Ann Arbor, but also University students, for among these organizations are several who have on more than one occasion administered to the needs of the student body. Those men who were in the S. A. T. C. and the S. N. T. C. well remember how readily the society known as the Vis- iting Nurses responded when the University found itself in the throes of an epidemic of influenza, while the activities of the Y. M. C. A., Y. W. C. A., and Salvation Army are too well known to need further elucidation. These are but four of the Good Samaritans. , The other six are as de- serving of aid as those already mentioned. All they ask is that every student and every res- ident contribute his or her gift as each sees fit, so that they will hae enough to continue their work on a larger scale, and care for cases which they heretofore have been unable to accommodate due to inadequate quarters and lack of supplies. "KEEP OFF THE GRASS" - AGAIN! Those of us who have been here before have seen this phrase in print time and again, but it seems to be necessary to remind the new men and women that cement sidewalks are provided for that daily sojourn across the campus. Winter is approaching, and while frequent tramping might not greatly harm the present crop of grass, one can form a habit which will not be so easily broken next spring. It costs the University a large sum of money every summer to seed the lawns after they have been trampled down by students. In the interest of promoting the beauty of our campus, let us all adopt and conform to the slogan, "Keep Off the Grass." "It is recorded that Joshua once threw a crow- bar into the temporalecogwheels and made thesun stand still until the team he was betting on could brinZ in another home run," says The Daily. But if Slicker Parks had been the opposing pitcher, it would have been necessary to leave that crowbar in the works a long, long time. Judging from the fur coats one sees nowadays, a large number of peroxide blonde cats must have gone to the gallows this past year. It's getting chilly; bring on the coal famine! I:-- (TWO StOreS) Agents for ROYCROF'TERS BOTH ENDS OF DIAGONAL WALK DETROIT ULNITED LINES In Effect Nov. 2, 1920 Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) Limited and Express cars leave for Detroit at 6:05 a. m., 7:05 a. m., 8:10 a. m., and hourly to 9:10 p. m. Limiteds to Jackson at 8:48 a. m. and every two hours to 8:48 p. m. Ex- presses at 9:48 a. m. and every two hours to 9:48 p. m. Locals to Detroit-5:55a.m., 7:00 a.m. and every two hours to 9:00 p. m., also 11:00 p. m. To Ypsilanti only, 11:40 p.m., 12:25 a.m., and 1:15 a.m. Locals to Jackson-7:60 a. m., and 12:10 p.m. a 999 TAXI 999 I. 3. 999 TAXI 999 E A Dodge Car and Dodge Service _ enough said ~ Jt ziy ipa:ssa.a d. The night editors for the week are: Monday night, Hugh Hitchcock; Tuesday night, Thornton Srgent, Jr.; Wednesday night, Thomas Adams; Thursday night, Brewster , Campbell; Friday niglt, Jack Dakin; Saturday night, John McManis. Persons wishing to secure information concerning news for any issu of The Daily should see the night editor, who has full charge of all news to be printed that night. SUNDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1920. KNOW YOUR UNIVERSITY The 1921 Michiganensian, subscription for which will open Monday, is the product of 2$ years of development. The' first of Michigan's annuals was. published in 1897, with Shirley W. Smith, present 6emretary of the University, as managing editor. Previous to that time three yearbooks had been ihe annual custom: the Castalian, published by the Litei-ary and Engineering seniors, the Palladium, published by the fraternities, and the Res Gestae, published by the Law seniors. All were combined 1 the new book, to which President Angell gave ts name of Michiganensian. 'The present volume s one of the greatest annuals in the country, rep- esentg all sides of University life. SEND FOR THE O. D. AND KHAKI The American, iLegion and the Veterans of For- ign Wars. in conjunction are planning a parade nd exercises for November 11 which they expect kill surpass even last year's celebration of Armis- ice day. Their part of the program is being effi- :jently attended to. But all their efforts will come 6 nothing unless the former army and navy men o-'perate to help them put the arrangements .cross. Only two years have elapsed since the day of ictory. Has our part in the World war faded so nmotely into the past that there are men who do ot care enough .to commemorate it? It is our luty to make that parade represent as fully as ossible Michigan's? glorious quota in the struggle. There are less than two more weeks. Let's have v few as possible marching in civilian clothes. Vrite home today, have the moth-balls taken out of that uniform, and have it packed off to Ann Ar- or, so that we can carry through the biggest and nost impressive demonstration ever held at Mich- ran- a fitting anniversary of our victorious par- cipation in the War of Nations. HE'S NOT THE ENEMY Important among the ideas brought out during he Traditions day program at Hill auditorium was ie suggestion by Prof. Ralph W. Aigler that a loser relation should be brought about between :udents and faculty. From the grade schools up ie feelifig has taken root in the mind o'f the aver- le person that the teacher is a being who takes alight In "showing up." In this fictitious relation acher and pupil are arch enemies, constantly atching their wits. Fighting, valiantly against su- erior forces, the pupil sometimes covers himself ith glory by "putting one over" on the oppressor it is often forced to admit that the odds were too Lch for him and his enemy has "flunked" him ith great gusto. OCTOBER S M T W T F B 1 2 H 0 1 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 30= en: Last season's hats turn- inside out, refinished and re- blocked with all new trimmings -rug o look Just like new, wear just as ___________ long and saves you five to ten dollars. We do only high class s work. Factory Hat Store, 617 Packard St. Phone 1792. The Kempi Music Studios -Piano, SPECIAL Organ, and Voice Instruction. Es- -SP C AL. tablished 1880. $12 S. ivision St. Phone 212-J.-Adv. JUICY CH ( ERTRIES" For results advertise in The Mich- igan Daily,--Adv. - Chocolate-covered, delicious - morsels in boxes Home of Sweet and Purity Always Fresh Po n snoC 302, S. Main Phone 474-W ---------- Half Pounds now 49c -paA you May Be Good.. Looking But Can You Dance? TRY THEM TODAY Many people know how to dance but Oh! how they -do it They drag heavily along, hang, on to you as though you were trying to get away, and various other things which are unconscious on their part. If you4S 'can't dance with ease Mile. Jeanette 324 SOUTH STATE STREET Kruszka or Philip Miller can correct I the fault in two or probably thre EAST AND SOUTH UNIVERSITY AVENUEA lessons.y Studio 324 B. Huron St,. (2 bloxo~s 71PCADSR west of the4high school).,711 PACKARD STREET studio may be rented for private dancing parties on Friday and Sat, : urday evenings.-IIIIiii1 U l1 111 1 1:1 1! 1i l 11 1tp t11[ 1 Thrie Telescope The Co-ed's Song Happy shone her lustrous eeys, In her voice a joyous note - Well she knew that on the morrow She should don her new fur coat. In.keeping with our policy of being abreast of the times, we have come to the conclusion that the method of registration in this University should be simplified. As a substitute we recommend that each applicant for enrollment be required to an- swer the following questions instead of the cum- bersome method now in use- i. What is your name and if so why? 2. Where do you live? Please that what. 3. Has your father a name? Why? 4. What make of car does your maid own? ,. Can you pick a jew's harp? 6. Give date of your birth and when. 7. If you have a sister, which? 8. Do you go with co-eds? If so please make list with addresses and leave with Tel- escope Editor, Michigan Daily. Dear Noah: Is it true that at one time it was considered fash- ionable for men to wear dresses? Interested. Yes, even as late as 1870 many males wore dresses - when infrants. 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