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ing receives the same ovation and the same consid-
eration from the student body as the man who ad-
heres to the straight and narrow prescribed by the
coach. Two of the biggest basketball games of the
Boilermaker schedule have been played this sea-
son, and both of them lost by just two points. It
may be attributed to luck, and it may be attributed
to the fact that our team was fairly outclassed in
play, but the fact remains that all of the members
of the team were not in training. The coach to a
certain extent can hold his men to training but it is
impossible for him to be on the job perpetually.
Certain individuals can slip away and break train-
ing unbeknown to the coach. After all it is a mat-
ter which must be handled by the student body. At
Dartmouth college, and one or two of the other in-
stitutions of the east the students have the custom
of ducking the men, who break their training, in a
lake or river, for it is looked upon as a disgrace
by the student body of those institutions for an ath-
lete to break his training. The men of our athletic
teams hold a trust from the students of this Uni-
versity to uphold their honor'-in athletics. Why do
Purdue men tolerate this kind of thing at this in-
stitution?-Purdue Exponent
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ISSUE EDITORS
ent Jr. Thomas H. Adams Brewster Campbell
George Brophy John I. Dakin
The poet falls in love sometimes
And his existence becomes sweeter.
A maiden fair, inspires his rhymes
And he forthwith runs to metre.
DETROIT, UNITED LINES
(Oct. 26, xgig)
Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson
(Eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars-6:io a.
m., and hourly to 9g:to p. m.
Jackson Limitedhand Express Cars- :48
a. tn., and every hour to 9:48 p. mn. (4x-
presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.)
Local Cars East Bound--6:osa. m., 9 :o a.
m, and every two hours to 9:o5 p.min. iso
p. m., To Ypsilanti only, i r : P m., :1o0
a. m., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti.
Ypsilanti.
Local Cars West Bound-7:48 a. m. and
a1a:20 a. in.
BARBOUR GYMNASIUM CROWDED
FOR FIRST FRESHMAN TIXER
Barbour gymnasium was crowded
to capacity for the first afternoon dance
given by the class of '23, which was
held from 2:30 to 5:30 o'clock Satur-
day. Music was furnished by a five-
piece orchestra.
Carrying out the present University
ruling a committee from the Wom-
en's league, headed by Marguerite
Chapin, '20, league president, was pre-
sent to introducet those unacquainted
with other members of their class.
Dean Myra B. Jordan acted as chap-
erone.
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EDITORIAL STAFF
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Samuel Lamport
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BUSINESS STAFF
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I news to be printed that night.
soe editors for the week are as follows:
Rice, Monday night; Thornton Sargent,
day night; Brewster P. Campbell, Wed-
.ght; George Brophy, Thursday night;,
lakin, Friday night.
TUESDAY, JANUARY 127, 1920.
will be a meeting of the entire Editorial
tryouts at 5 o'clock this afternoon in room'
uilding. The Cubs' club will meet at 4:30
A HOCKEY TEAM
:urious fact that Michigan's single Varsity
ort is one that puts the least number of
active play and hence tends to bring forth
iondingly small number of tryouts. It is
situati6n that the existing campaign for
etics aimsto remedy. A maximum num-
udents taking a maximum active part in
is an idea which has taken 'a firm hold
twentieth centry university.
ajor winter sport is undoubtedly skating.
,n, cannot it be' introduced into the Uni-
athletic curriculum in such a way as to
serve in accomplishing this idea of all-
thletics? True, we have access to a skat-
which is used to a considerable extent by
eous hockey teams. But by raising hockey
pnity of a Varsity sport it would certainly.
a prestige and popularity which it 'does not
ess and cannot possess so long as it is not
cial recognition. 1
tition for an informal hockey team as
63 men and presented to the board of di-
f the Athletic association is evidence of a
Bible interest which would back this sport
ntroduced by the University. Not only
6 course advocated stimulate an added in-
hockey but better facilities for its enjoy-
1 development would follow as a natural
?resent facilities, it is stated, do not take
hose who are interested. A step that will
ais situation and at the sare time spread
it of athletics should not be neglected.
1PIRIT THAT WON A PRESIDENT
nanship has been defined as the ability to
a smile. That spirit won the University
ran its new president, Dr. M. L.Burton,
qtly resignedhis office as president of the,
y of Minnesota to head the Wolverine in-
The spirit with which the Michigan root-
:he defeat in football this fall at the hands
linnesota team impressed Dr. Burton
Although the Wolverine team played into
of adversity* throughout the entire game
igan rooters never failed to stay behind
the spirit that makes a university. A stu-
with that kind of spirit may lose but it
eventually. It is the kind of spirit which
men on the teams in training. A student
permits one or two of' the men who play
games and on whom the coach stakes his
o get by without training properly does
the real germ of sportsmanship. This has.
here at this University this year as it has'
in nat~ years. The man who breaks train-
Correct, Go to the Hoad of the Class
Prof.--To what useful animal are we indebted
for our food, drink and clothes?
Students (in chorus)-Our dads.
"The rowdy type of college man is passing."-
A prominent educator.
Glad to hear it; a few years ago they used to be
flunking.
Woman uses telephone for first time in 91 years.
-Houghton News.
She was probably waiting until the line wasn't
busy}
His Fatal Error,
"Yes, sir, they kicked me out of school simply
because I had one mistaken idea."
"That certainly was unjust. What was that
idea?"
"I~ thought the college couldn't get along with-
out me."
THE
ARCADE
CAFETERIA
J. L. CHAPMAN
JEWELER I
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I13 SOUTH MAIN STREET
Nickels Arcade
Up the Stairs
Hey Boy! Have You Tasted The Good
Food At The ARCADE?
"How often we are impressed
ness of our knowledge."
"I see you've been reading
thesis."
with the slight-
another Senior
$25 Reward
For Return of
Crey Squirrel Scarf
TO SECRETARY'S OFFICE.
No Questions Asked
IT CONTAINS '24 SKINS, 8
ROWS 3 IN A ROW. WAS
LOST NOON OF FRIDAY . 16
IN N.S. AUDITORIUM.
Pure foods at'low prices, prep'ared by experts.
Everything displayed on our forty-foot steam and
serving tables.
Select just what appeals, to your own individual
appetite.
Bakery goods fresh from our own ovens.
Delicious coffee withrich Jersey cream.
Kindness, courtesy, and good service prevail 'here.
Heard on Woodward Avenue
Stranger-Is the UnNersity of Michigan in De-
troit?
Resident (after thoughtful consideration)-Yes,
I should say most of the time .it is.
Dear Noah:-
I am a brunette and would like to be a blonde.
Is there any way I can do this without dyeing my
hair. Marcella.
The best way we know of is to go to the sea-
shore and sleep on the beach one night. Next morn-
ing on awakening you will find that your hair is
sandy.
Our Daily Novelette
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Men who have
"won their spur
in their country's service--they love a
winner, for they were the world's great-
est winners themselves!
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The curtain was just falling on the first act as
she swept majestically up to her box. Many eyes
were turned in her direction--the men according
her unstinted admiration; the women the grudg-
ing homage which is always due flawlessness. From
the top, of her well coiffeured hair to the tip of her
dainty shoe 'she was impeccably gowned.
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Yes, there was no argument but that this lady
could be numbered among the chosen elite. Her
regal bearing, her utter indifference, to the staring
eyes of the proletariat, her stylish late arrival-all
these proclaimed the marks of a lady which only
heredity and a cultured environment can impart.
The blase air with which she viewed everything
spoke louder than words of a soul suffering from
ennui. W °
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She kept up a continual line of chatter which
apparently was convulsing the rest of the party. I
could easily imagine the pithy, scintillating com-
ments she must be making. I leaned forward in an
effort to partake of even the crumbs of this intel-
lectual banquet where there was flow of reason
and feast of soul. At that moment she was point-
ing to the leading lady with a rather scornful ex-
pression on her face. Her words carried distinctly
to where I was sitting, "Dat dame down there with
the pink kimona thinks shes' de hole cheese, don't
she?" J.W. K.
Famous Closing Lines
"Here's where I make myself solid," he said as
he bit into the cake she had just baked.
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