THE MICHIGAN DAILY
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SATURDAY, MARCH 29, 1919,
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ISSUE EDITORS
Herbert R. Slusser Paul G. Weber
Renaud Sherwood Edgar'I. Rice
William Clarkson E. D. Flinterman
Hugh W. Hitchcock J. P. Hart
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R. A. Sullivan
SATURDAY, MARCH 29, 1919.
Issue Editor-Paul G. Weber ..
YOUR OLD CLOTHES
The local RedtCross, in line with the
movement in the United States to
collect 10,000 tons of clothing to send
to the destitute countries of Europe,
has asked that all who have old cloth-
es, to send them in.
Many students sell their clothing
for a fraction of what it is worth.
figuring that it will not be of use to
them, because worn out or damaged
in some way, they think that it is' bet-
ter to realize anything rather than
lose it all. And the second-hand cloth-
ing men make a good living because
of the fact.
Don't sell your old clothes. The
money you get for them doesn't
amount to enough to matter, and if
you give them away to some worthy
family who needs them, you will be
more than repaid by their grateful
thanks and by the feeling that you
have done some good.
Especially now, when the Red Cross
is asking for clothes, is your chance
to help. Hunt up your old clothes,
pick out those that you don't want,
those that you don't want, and then
some more just for good measure. It
won't matter if they're worn or out
of style. Over in Europe they are
glad to get anything.
HAMMERS AND HATCHETS
It is pec'uliar how often hardware
creeps into our language. "Bury the
hatchet" we say when we want to
make friends with someone with whom
we have quarrelled.
Then there is the hammer. One who
"knocks" anything uses the hammer.
The hammer is used by people of
soured dispositions usually, who criti-
cise merely for the sake of criticis-
ing, and not for the sake of helping.
These people should first of all
"bury the hatchet" of their grouch
against humanity, and then dig an-
other grave for their hammer. Find-
ing fault with everything is not pleas-
urable-no one can really enjoy life
by using a hammer all the time. The
only way the hammer ought to be used
is for knocking the hammer.
Bury the hatchet and hammer the
hammer.
Virginia civil authorities fear John
Barleycorn is entering the state in a
filled sprinkling wagon. Bill Sunday
can no longer moralize by saying
"Get on the water-wagon."
Men in the 339th will send messages
to their folks, says a headline. We
would much rather hear them by word
I UtWomen
Freshmen and sophomores are re-
quested to report for demonstration
practice at 4 o'clock Tuesday after-
noon in Barbour gymnasium. No
sophomore gymnasium classes will be
held on Tuesday because of extra
practice. Freshmen classes will be
held on Monday as usual. Demonstra-
tion will be given at 4 o'clock
Thursday afternoon in -Barbour gym-
nasium, both freshmen and sopho-
mores participating.
A special meeting of the board of
directors of the Women's league will
be held at 9 o'clock Saturday morning
in the parlors of Barbour gymnasium.
This is the last meeting of the board
this year.
Tuesday, March 25, was Dean Myra
B. Jordan's last regular weekly recep-
tion day.
Thne Guillotine
The Modern Jimmy Valentine
(Apologies to 0. Henry, et cetera)
Night - a moon - a burglar grim,
A stick of dynamite,
Why does he toil with zest and vim
Without a thought of fright?
What does he seek while good men
dream,
While all the world's in bed,
Silver - gold - or jewels that gleam
Like starlight overhead?
Behold, the treasure trove in sight,
Oh, burglar bold and frisky,
The wealth of kings is his tonight,
Yo-Ho, a flask of whiskey.
He sighs and sighs,' his heart aglow,
He feels that he is lucky,
For here was paradise, you know,
Corn liquor from Kentucky.
He raised the flask with loosened belt,
Oh fateful mortal ciol,
Dear reader, you know how he felt,
'Twas filled with castor oil.
The Senior girls inter-sorority so-
ciety at the University of Minnesota
is called Skin and Bones. We always
thought that Swedish massage put on
weight.
ISFORMAL DRESSNWNTED?
CAMPUS S E N T I M E N T VOIC'ED
WHEN COMMITTEE DECIDED TO
MAKE FRIDAY NIGHT INFORMAL
Editor, The Michigan Daily:-
Let's pull up our chairs and all get
in on a quiet little discussion of Mr.
Junior Lit's communication in Friday's
Daily, in which he advances some
brand new ideas as to Michigan's tra-
ditions and customs. He asks why the
committee should have decided in fav-
or of informal dress at the Friday
evening performance of the opera. The
committee probably decided as it did,
because it chose to interpret the sen-
timent of the campus as opposed to
such a display of formality this year.
Everyone who purchased seats for
Friday night did not fully expect'that
it would be a formal affair. I know
several men, most of whom have dress
suits in the cedar chest for such af-
fairs as the Hop, who were careful
to learn the committee's opinion before
purchasing their seats for the Friday
performance, and who intendedby-
ing seats for some other evening if
the committee had decided in favor
of formal dress. They did not know
at that time that a Saturday evening
performance was to be given. Their
only reason for wanting Friday even-
ing tickets was because the most pol-
ished performance would in all prob-
ability be given on that night.
Since the appearance of the commu-
nication discussed, I have approached
several fellow ex-officers, and inquir-
ed as to their desire to "really dress
up" for the Friday night show. Most
of them laughed at the idea, and three
or four told me that they would wear
their uniforms Friday evening - and
also at the Hop.
HELP WANTED
Methodist Church
Tomorrow, 7:30 P. M.
THE "FOX KIDDIES" in
"AMERICAN BUDS"
Thursday, April 3
WM FARNUM in
'"LES MISERABLES"
We have just received a supply of
Green Felt Bags
Pric only $2.0
Ames Cases in Equity Jurisdiction, Vol. II
now on hand
COMING
"QUO VADIS"
Students Welcome
Mr. Junior LiVs scathing reference
to the possible fact that one member
of the committee may not be the
proud possessor of a dress suit
amounts to nothing more or less than
an insult. And there is evidence of
a Bolshevik element in his defiance
of the committee's ruling. What is the
use of a committee if its decisions are
not observed in good spirit? Certainly,
it amounts to an unsportsmanlike at-
titude on the part of Mr. J. Lit, and
the conspicuous few for whom he
speaks.
The writer has tried to assume an
unprejudiced attitude in the matter,
and simply points out to Mr. J. Lit
that he does not voice the sentiment
of the campus. If he does, then Mich-
igan has ceased to be the democratic
institution that we all hope it is-
and know it is. U. S. N.
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Flickerings of Rural Life
(From the Lakewood, Ohio, Water
Spaniel)
"In rendering the benediction at the
Holly Corners' Sunday school services
near Medina yesterday afternoon,
Deacon Witherspoon bowed too low
and got his head in the fly paper on
the pulpit. While soaking said mem-
her in the horse through outside,
Frank Rogers, who was out gunning
for chipmunks, came along and think-
ing it was a hen hawk flutteringhhis
wings, fired both barrels of buck shot.
Mrs. Frank Grimes, who was seeking
four leaf clovers in back of the saw-
mill at the time, was shot on her
wedding ring."
Punctuated Poems No. 2
Freddy Jones fell for cute Flora Belle,
He was but one of a myriad.
Her Boston bull pup tried to eat
him up
So he stayed up a tree for a period.
Our Daily Novelette
Fond parent-Have you heard my
daughter sing?
Returned soldier-Yes, indeed.
Fond parent-What do you think of
her range?
Returned soldier-I should say she
could kill at three miles.
Today Gunga Din asked us if the
osteopath led up the spinalscolumn.
Ye Coed
A banana peel,
A flash of hose,
A little squeal,
And down she goes.
Famous Closing Lines
"Those Spanish hildalgo's that could
go 4,000 miles on a galleon must have
been some car," said Henry Ford as
be wound up his .own little lightning
'bug.
bu LOUIS XVI.
"BIG BEN" TO LEAP AHEAD
ONE HO"Tt ON APRIL FIRST
The daylight saving bill will again
go into etPect April 1. Students wish-
ing to maa; Tuesday morning eight
o'clocks will have to move the "Big
Ben" ahead an hour Monday night.
With the change, time throughout the
state will become uniform, as Detroit
and the few other Michigan cities now
running on Eastern time are already
one hour ahead of the rest of the state
ad will nt mnvP their clocks ahead.
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Do you go to a 'regular H. T. G. PHOTOGRAPHER, or
do you go to J. Doe & Co., who take in "Finishing?"
Why pay good money for films, go to the trouble to take
just the "snaps" you want, and then let some one spoil them
for you in developing?
PHOTOGRAPHY has been PARTICULAR BUSINESS
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