THE MICHIGAN DAILY . . SATURDAY, MARCH 29, 1919, EIhe £tdphign Batty OF'FICIAL NEWSPAPER AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday daring the universitby yeartlbysthe Board in Control of Student -Publications. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled sothe use for republication of all news dis- patches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein, Entered at the- postoffice at Ann Arbor, S1chigan, as second class matter. Subscriptions by carrier or mail, $3.50. Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building. Phones: Business, g6o; Editorial, 2414. Communications not to exceed 300 words, . signed, the signature not necessarily to ap- pear in print, but as an evidence of faith, and notices of events will be published in The Daily at the discretion of the Editor, if left at or mailed to the office. Unsigned communications will receive no consideration. No manuscript will be re- turned unless the writer incloses postage. The Daily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed in the communications. EDITORIAL STAFF Clarence Roeser..........Managing Editor L. . Jackson.............City ry .M. Carey............News e Millar.............Telegraph :on Marx........... .:Associate mas F, McAllister.......Feature id B. Landis............Sport guerite Clark..... . Women's tha Guernsey.. .. ...Women's Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor editor Kendrick Kimball.......Guillotine Editor Charles R. Osius, Jr.............State Editor Mark K. Ehlbert..........Efficiency Editor Paul A. Shinkman,.........Dramatic Editor ruth Dailey ...............Exchange Editor ISSUE EDITORS Herbert R. Slusser Paul G. Weber Renaud Sherwood Edgar'I. Rice William Clarkson E. D. Flinterman Hugh W. Hitchcock J. P. Hart REPORTERS ° Marie Crozier Muriel E. Bauman Edna Apel Robert E. S wart 'Ihomas HI. Adams John E. McManis Richard B. Marshall C. H. Murchison Irene Ellis Mary D. Lane C. S. Baxter BUSINESS STAFF Harold Makinson........Business Manager Agnes L. Abele......Asst. Business Manager LeGra ndA. Gaines...Asst. Business Manager Win. M. Le evre... .Ast. Business Manager Wm. A. Leitzinger...Asst. Business Manager Donald M. Major....Asst. Business Manager Donnell R. Schoffner..Asst. Business Manager Mhr B. SENIOR STAFF ArBCovell IO Edward Pries, Jr. Robert 14. McKean Henry Whiting II George A. Cadwell JUNIOR STAFF Curt P. Schneider Isabelle Farnum Hfarld P. Lindsay Duane Miller Manard A. Newton Geo. R. Strimbek, Jr. R. A. Sullivan SATURDAY, MARCH 29, 1919. Issue Editor-Paul G. Weber .. YOUR OLD CLOTHES The local RedtCross, in line with the movement in the United States to collect 10,000 tons of clothing to send to the destitute countries of Europe, has asked that all who have old cloth- es, to send them in. Many students sell their clothing for a fraction of what it is worth. figuring that it will not be of use to them, because worn out or damaged in some way, they think that it is' bet- ter to realize anything rather than lose it all. And the second-hand cloth- ing men make a good living because of the fact. Don't sell your old clothes. The money you get for them doesn't amount to enough to matter, and if you give them away to some worthy family who needs them, you will be more than repaid by their grateful thanks and by the feeling that you have done some good. Especially now, when the Red Cross is asking for clothes, is your chance to help. Hunt up your old clothes, pick out those that you don't want, those that you don't want, and then some more just for good measure. It won't matter if they're worn or out of style. Over in Europe they are glad to get anything. HAMMERS AND HATCHETS It is pec'uliar how often hardware creeps into our language. "Bury the hatchet" we say when we want to make friends with someone with whom we have quarrelled. Then there is the hammer. One who "knocks" anything uses the hammer. The hammer is used by people of soured dispositions usually, who criti- cise merely for the sake of criticis- ing, and not for the sake of helping. These people should first of all "bury the hatchet" of their grouch against humanity, and then dig an- other grave for their hammer. Find- ing fault with everything is not pleas- urable-no one can really enjoy life by using a hammer all the time. The only way the hammer ought to be used is for knocking the hammer. Bury the hatchet and hammer the hammer. Virginia civil authorities fear John Barleycorn is entering the state in a filled sprinkling wagon. Bill Sunday can no longer moralize by saying "Get on the water-wagon." Men in the 339th will send messages to their folks, says a headline. We would much rather hear them by word I UtWomen Freshmen and sophomores are re- quested to report for demonstration practice at 4 o'clock Tuesday after- noon in Barbour gymnasium. No sophomore gymnasium classes will be held on Tuesday because of extra practice. Freshmen classes will be held on Monday as usual. Demonstra- tion will be given at 4 o'clock Thursday afternoon in -Barbour gym- nasium, both freshmen and sopho- mores participating. A special meeting of the board of directors of the Women's league will be held at 9 o'clock Saturday morning in the parlors of Barbour gymnasium. This is the last meeting of the board this year. Tuesday, March 25, was Dean Myra B. Jordan's last regular weekly recep- tion day. Thne Guillotine The Modern Jimmy Valentine (Apologies to 0. Henry, et cetera) Night - a moon - a burglar grim, A stick of dynamite, Why does he toil with zest and vim Without a thought of fright? What does he seek while good men dream, While all the world's in bed, Silver - gold - or jewels that gleam Like starlight overhead? Behold, the treasure trove in sight, Oh, burglar bold and frisky, The wealth of kings is his tonight, Yo-Ho, a flask of whiskey. He sighs and sighs,' his heart aglow, He feels that he is lucky, For here was paradise, you know, Corn liquor from Kentucky. He raised the flask with loosened belt, Oh fateful mortal ciol, Dear reader, you know how he felt, 'Twas filled with castor oil. The Senior girls inter-sorority so- ciety at the University of Minnesota is called Skin and Bones. We always thought that Swedish massage put on weight. ISFORMAL DRESSNWNTED? CAMPUS S E N T I M E N T VOIC'ED WHEN COMMITTEE DECIDED TO MAKE FRIDAY NIGHT INFORMAL Editor, The Michigan Daily:- Let's pull up our chairs and all get in on a quiet little discussion of Mr. Junior Lit's communication in Friday's Daily, in which he advances some brand new ideas as to Michigan's tra- ditions and customs. He asks why the committee should have decided in fav- or of informal dress at the Friday evening performance of the opera. The committee probably decided as it did, because it chose to interpret the sen- timent of the campus as opposed to such a display of formality this year. Everyone who purchased seats for Friday night did not fully expect'that it would be a formal affair. I know several men, most of whom have dress suits in the cedar chest for such af- fairs as the Hop, who were careful to learn the committee's opinion before purchasing their seats for the Friday performance, and who intendedby- ing seats for some other evening if the committee had decided in favor of formal dress. They did not know at that time that a Saturday evening performance was to be given. Their only reason for wanting Friday even- ing tickets was because the most pol- ished performance would in all prob- ability be given on that night. Since the appearance of the commu- nication discussed, I have approached several fellow ex-officers, and inquir- ed as to their desire to "really dress up" for the Friday night show. Most of them laughed at the idea, and three or four told me that they would wear their uniforms Friday evening - and also at the Hop. HELP WANTED Methodist Church Tomorrow, 7:30 P. M. THE "FOX KIDDIES" in "AMERICAN BUDS" Thursday, April 3 WM FARNUM in '"LES MISERABLES" We have just received a supply of Green Felt Bags Pric only $2.0 Ames Cases in Equity Jurisdiction, Vol. II now on hand COMING "QUO VADIS" Students Welcome Mr. Junior LiVs scathing reference to the possible fact that one member of the committee may not be the proud possessor of a dress suit amounts to nothing more or less than an insult. And there is evidence of a Bolshevik element in his defiance of the committee's ruling. What is the use of a committee if its decisions are not observed in good spirit? Certainly, it amounts to an unsportsmanlike at- titude on the part of Mr. J. Lit, and the conspicuous few for whom he speaks. The writer has tried to assume an unprejudiced attitude in the matter, and simply points out to Mr. J. Lit that he does not voice the sentiment of the campus. If he does, then Mich- igan has ceased to be the democratic institution that we all hope it is- and know it is. U. S. N. WAH R'S UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE For Traveling Anywhere Anytime You will enjoy usng the A. B. A. Travelers' Checks as issued by this bank. They come in denominations of $10, $20, $50 and $100, are cashed by Banks, Hotels, Railroads, etc., without identification. ASK US Farmers & Mechanics Bank 101-105S . Main 330 S. $tat. St. (Nickels Arcade) Hosmer's Practical Astronomy LAWS Attention Hotel Allenel ANN ARBOR'S LEADING HOTEL Special Chicken Dinner Sunday $1.00 r special Attention Given to Dinner Parties I. C. S. Foundry. Practice Charles W. Graham FEMALE' Successor to Sheehan & Co. A Rare Opportunity i w. r I IiM Arl Y I r"Y / + I . Some catty that there was derful chapter individual possibilities here. remarked for a won- Awaits the woman who wants to earn big money in spare time. We want a woman who has personality, ability and ap- pearanos, to sell a fashionable quick selling article of ladies' underapparel. Box No. R We will have two Expert Hair Shop 'Operators dur- ing the Hop for PEARL LINKS SPECIAL Mother of Pearl Platinol Links for Men 50c Solid Mother of Pearl Links, small size, for Ladies 35c HALLER & FULLER STATE STREET JEWELERS Dependable, Sciens t rugiess EYE' EXAMINATIONS Phone 590 for appointment Emil H Arnold Optometrist 220 S. Alain St Flickerings of Rural Life (From the Lakewood, Ohio, Water Spaniel) "In rendering the benediction at the Holly Corners' Sunday school services near Medina yesterday afternoon, Deacon Witherspoon bowed too low and got his head in the fly paper on the pulpit. While soaking said mem- her in the horse through outside, Frank Rogers, who was out gunning for chipmunks, came along and think- ing it was a hen hawk flutteringhhis wings, fired both barrels of buck shot. Mrs. Frank Grimes, who was seeking four leaf clovers in back of the saw- mill at the time, was shot on her wedding ring." Punctuated Poems No. 2 Freddy Jones fell for cute Flora Belle, He was but one of a myriad. Her Boston bull pup tried to eat him up So he stayed up a tree for a period. Our Daily Novelette Fond parent-Have you heard my daughter sing? Returned soldier-Yes, indeed. Fond parent-What do you think of her range? Returned soldier-I should say she could kill at three miles. Today Gunga Din asked us if the osteopath led up the spinalscolumn. Ye Coed A banana peel, A flash of hose, A little squeal, And down she goes. Famous Closing Lines "Those Spanish hildalgo's that could go 4,000 miles on a galleon must have been some car," said Henry Ford as be wound up his .own little lightning 'bug. bu LOUIS XVI. "BIG BEN" TO LEAP AHEAD ONE HO"Tt ON APRIL FIRST The daylight saving bill will again go into etPect April 1. Students wish- ing to maa; Tuesday morning eight o'clocks will have to move the "Big Ben" ahead an hour Monday night. With the change, time throughout the state will become uniform, as Detroit and the few other Michigan cities now running on Eastern time are already one hour ahead of the rest of the state ad will nt mnvP their clocks ahead. I i Students of the University of Michigan are cordially invited to inspect our new lie, of PARIS FASHIONS t Novelties in Tailored Suits, Gowns and Dresses Try our HOME-MADE CANDIES MARCELING and MANICURING Tey are both deliciousan Wholesome UDE AND SOLD AT THE SUGAR BOWL Phone 907 109 . InSt. Make your appointments early. Mrs. T. L. Stoddard i Newest materials, newest models, newest colorings, anc lowest prices 707 N. University Phone 2652 I Place Orders NOW %I Mr. Amateur Photographer: I DETROIT UNITED LINES Between Detroit. Ann Arbor and Jackson li (March 30,. 1919) (Central Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-S :zo a. M., and hourly to 8:1o p. m. Jackson Limited and Express Cars-.7:48 a. 1n., and every hour to 9:48 p. 1n. (Ex. presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.) Local Cars East Bound-6:oo a. M, 9:05 a. m. and every two hours to 9:o5 p. im., 1o:go p. m. To Ypsilanti only, 11:45 p. m., r2:2 a. in., 1 :1 o a. m., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-6:48 a. m. and 11:o p. Mn. WA KING LOO Open from 11:30 a. m. to 18:00 p.m. Phone -1610.R Who is your Doctor? Who treats your films? FOR Call 2700 Rates Reasonable and Top Service INDEPENDENT Who do you go to when you want to be SURE to get the best possible results?! Do you go to a 'regular H. T. G. PHOTOGRAPHER, or do you go to J. Doe & Co., who take in "Finishing?" Why pay good money for films, go to the trouble to take just the "snaps" you want, and then let some one spoil them for you in developing? PHOTOGRAPHY has been PARTICULAR BUSINESS for the PAST 15 YEARS right here among MICHIGAN STU- DENTS. I have led while others have failed simply because I have "delivered the goods." If you want "RESULTS" you will come to me. 314 S. 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