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First Baptist
Church
Huron Street below State
10:30
Public Worship
Sermon by
John Mason Wells
"The Gates of New Life"
ii:50 to 12:40
Guild class
Subject,
John, the Prophet
6:30 P. M.,
Guild Meeting
Earle Martin will speak on
'The Ned for Rural Christian Leadership"
The Guillotine
Our Rosary a la Alphabet
(Compiled by Anatole France and
/ Irving Berlin)
A, is for appetite, strawberry rash,
B stands for birdshot you find In the
hash,
C stands for coffee, of acorns 'tis
made,
D is for dean of whom all are afraid,
E is esophagus, where lingers the
croup,
F is for, Friday,,fish after the soup,
G stands for gout, ye beef eater's+
curse,
H, Housemaid's Knee (it helps out
the verse),
I, influenza, 'tws quite near at hand,
J stands for jail where we feel we will
land,
K stands for Kappa, Phi Beta, some
trick,
L, Labor Temple, where you arry a
brick,
M stands for mustard, both gas and
a plaster,
Nis for noodles, they tickle to laugh-
ter,
O is for onion, the sweet Spanish
flower,
P is Pillsbury's some knead every.
hour,
Q is for quinine, you yell full of
hope,
R is for roommate who useth your
soap,
S is for sidewalk where you slip and
recline,
T is your thoughts as you scramble
supine,
U is for Union where you dance and
grow thin,
V, vaccination, let trouble begin,
W, city water, as hard as a rock
X is for Xmas, you hang up your
sock,
Y stands for yolk, the soul of the egg,
Z is for zoo, your pardon we beg.
Today the Senior Engineer wanted
to know if the League of Nations was
a baseball circuit.
Where Was P. T. Barnuni Then
"With Mayor Henderson sitting on
his right hand and the toastmaster
standing on his left, the speaker
arose to address the house."-(In-
dianola Kansas Banner.)
The Easiest Way to Swim
"The campus is full of floaters. Are
you one of them?"-Daily Editorial
bewailing industrial conditions.
FIRST
CONGREGATIONAL
CHURCH
10:30 A. M.
Public Worship
Sermon by Lloyd C. Douglas ;
Topic:
"The Salt of the Earth"
6:30 P. M.
Students' Round Tablej
Speaker: George C. Lubke
Subject:
eSidc-lights on Zululand"
4
Annual Banquet
FOR
CONGREGATIONAL
Students and Friends
Tuesday, March 18th
6:00 P. M.
Tickets 50c at Wahr's and Graham's
Gve me the dust white road again
That ends in the morning haze,
Give me the joys that once were mine
Drivin' the ,cows to graze.
-Hiram Bourbon.
Upon reading the above we felt
slightly homesick ourself.
Our Daily Novelette
He and she in the drawing room.
Clock, rubber plant, Geddes Heights
sofa, et cetera. Gentle hush broken
only by the plashings of Juicy Fruit.
She-"I like a man of few words and
many actions."
He-"You will like my brother! He
has St. Vitus dance."
Famous Closing Lines
"Wheel Spring is here," said the
Lady of Shalott as she gazed into the
mirror and found a gift of three frec-
kles on her nose.
LOUIS XVI.
Michigan's paper for Michigan men.
Four thousand students read it every
morning.-Adv.
At 10:30 o'clock
Sermon by Dr. Stalher
"PRAYER"
AT NOON
"LEAGUE OF NATIONS"
YOUNG MEN'S CLASS
2:30 oclock
University Hospital
SONG SERVICE
At 6:00o'clock
Social Hour and Eats
6:30 o'clock
"WHY CIVIL WAR IN CHINA"
F. C. Lin, '21L.
Students Welcome
Owing to official business, Dean
Myra B. Jordan will not be at home
for calls Tuesday, March 18.
Senior-sophomore basketball -prac-
tice will be held at 4:50 o'clock Mon-
day afternoon in Barbour gymnasium.
Dates for apparatus practice and
preliminaries are posted in Barbour
gymnasium.
Miss Clara Livermore, head of the
women's department of the juvenile
court of Detroit, will speak at 4 o'clock
Wednesday afternoon in the parlors of
Barbour gymnasium. "Juvenile Court
Work as a Vocation for Women," will
be her subject.
ATTENTION, STUDENTS! Why
throw hash? Your board and room
paid by 10 hours work per week. Give
phone. Address OPPORTUNITY, care
of the Daily.-Adv.
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SUNDAY, MARCH 16, 1919.
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Latest Dance Steps
The next class in advanced dancing for
college men and women starts Wednes.
day evening at the Arcade Dance Hall.
The course is for those who can already
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Students read The Daily.--Adv.
When professors at Michigan have
to do outside work in order to add
enough to their salaries-that they
may live decently, when a petition
representing practically the whole
faculty is presented to the Regents
asking for a living wage, the request
based on actual budgets of represent-
ative faculty families, when these
things are openly commented orl in
various newspapers of the country, it
is time that something should be done.
Teaching, one of the finest of pro-
fessions, has always been underpaid.
At Michigan it is no secret that sal-
aries are among the lowest in the un-
iversity world. No increase has been
made in five years. While living ex-
penses have steadily risen, no at-
tempt has been made to keep salaries
apace with them. Compare this with
any other profession or business in
the country. An ordinary factory hand
makes more than the average instruc-
tor at Michigan, while a skilled me-
chanic can easily earn as much as a
professor.
A man who employs these hands
will take the greatest care that his
son or daughter shall get the best in
education. If he sends them to Mich-
igan he does so because he recognizes
that they will study under the best
minds. But he cannot see that it is
worth his' while to pay'Nthese minds
enough so that they will remain in
the University.
That they are not remaining is ob-
vious. Big business needs such men,.
and big business is willing to pay for
them. And big business gets them.
A man may love his profession, but
no one will blame him if he accepts
a position that will enable him and
his family to live in comfort.
There is another aspect to the mat-
ter. A. professor who has to devote
his time to outside duties will not be'
wholly efficient as he ought to be ii
his teaching. The modern teacher,
must keep abreast of the times. He
must read all contemporaneous mate-
rial in regard to his particular sub-
ject, or he will fall behind, and be-
come settled in the rut. His value to
the University will become lessened.
The present salary scale of the fac-
ulty is totally inadequate. More, it
is a positive disgrace to the name of
Michigan, which has always stood for
fair-mindedness and justice.
"Are you able to do a man's work?
asks an ad. We have to know first
whether it is talkin~g to men or womn-
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If we remember rightly, Noah start-
ed this floating movement.
Lady MacBeth In the LineupT
"The Juniors put up a hard and
steady fight through the entire game.
Dorothy Jones, whose wonderful
playing in the "odd-even" contest cre-
ated such a sensation, seemed entire-
ly off form, while the other forward,
Edna Daskam, was almost completely
handicapped by a, guard twice her
height.
Flickerings of Rural Life
(From the Meaderville, Montana,
Oriole.) E
Quite a stir was caused in local
barber shopcircles yesterdayafter-
noon when the hermit from up the
creek dropped into Tom Fillmore's
shop for a hair cut. During the op-
eration Tom flushed a covey of sage
grouse and two ground squirrels.
Bean Creek Ballads
Give me the dust white road again
That ends in the morning haze,
Gi o me the joys that once were
mine
Drivin' the cows to graze.
Give me the fe-el of the dust between
The toes of my ba,'e feet.
The sweet pangs of huiger that come
as I dream
Of a slab of fried-down meat
I long for the smell of the early morn
Scented with dew wet hay,
The whispering soundyof the wind in
the corn
As it welcomes the new-born day.
90% of battery failures are caused
from ignition and charging systems
We have secured the
Between Detroit, Ann Arbot and Jacson
(October say z198)
(Eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Car -7 lie a.
m., and hourly to 9::o p..t.
Jackson Limited and Express CAdrs-8:48
a. m., and every hour to 9:48 p. m. (Ex.
presses make local stops west-of Ann Arbor.)
Local Cars East Bound--6:oo a. in., and
every two hours to 9:oS p. im., 10:50 p. M.
To Ypsilanti only, 1. :45 p. M., 12:20 a. m.
_ :io a. n., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti
Local Cars West Bound-7 148 a. n:., to
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