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No manuscript will 'be re- ed unless the writer incloses postage. e Daily does not necessarily endorse the ments expressed in the communications. EDITORIAL STAFF ence Roeser...........Managing Editor . L. Jackson...............City Editor y M. Carey..............News Editor e Millar.. .......T.elegraph Editor n Marx.......... .Associate Editor as . OMcAllister.......Feature Editor Ed B. Landis...... .Sport Editor guerite Clark............ Women's Editor ha Guernsey............ Women's Editor dinck Kimball,...... Guillotine Editor les .R. Osius, Jr......... .State Editor k K. Ehlbert............ Efficiency Editor lA. Shinkman.......... Dramatic Editor Dailey...............Exchange Editor ISSUE EDITORS ert R. Slusser Paul G. Weber aud Sherwood Edgar L. Rice am Clarkson D. Flinterman hi W. Hitchcock J. P. Bart .e Crozier a Apel nas H. Ada ard B. Ma 0 Ellis RIPORTERS Muriel E. Baumian Robert 1:. Swart ams John E. MClanis rshall C. 1L M urchison Mary D. Lane Y C. S. Baxter BUSINESS STAFF First Baptist Church Huron Street below State 10:30 Public Worship Sermon by John Mason Wells "The Gates of New Life" ii:50 to 12:40 Guild class Subject, John, the Prophet 6:30 P. M., Guild Meeting Earle Martin will speak on 'The Ned for Rural Christian Leadership" The Guillotine Our Rosary a la Alphabet (Compiled by Anatole France and / Irving Berlin) A, is for appetite, strawberry rash, B stands for birdshot you find In the hash, C stands for coffee, of acorns 'tis made, D is for dean of whom all are afraid, E is esophagus, where lingers the croup, F is for, Friday,,fish after the soup, G stands for gout, ye beef eater's+ curse, H, Housemaid's Knee (it helps out the verse), I, influenza, 'tws quite near at hand, J stands for jail where we feel we will land, K stands for Kappa, Phi Beta, some trick, L, Labor Temple, where you arry a brick, M stands for mustard, both gas and a plaster, Nis for noodles, they tickle to laugh- ter, O is for onion, the sweet Spanish flower, P is Pillsbury's some knead every. hour, Q is for quinine, you yell full of hope, R is for roommate who useth your soap, S is for sidewalk where you slip and recline, T is your thoughts as you scramble supine, U is for Union where you dance and grow thin, V, vaccination, let trouble begin, W, city water, as hard as a rock X is for Xmas, you hang up your sock, Y stands for yolk, the soul of the egg, Z is for zoo, your pardon we beg. Today the Senior Engineer wanted to know if the League of Nations was a baseball circuit. Where Was P. T. Barnuni Then "With Mayor Henderson sitting on his right hand and the toastmaster standing on his left, the speaker arose to address the house."-(In- dianola Kansas Banner.) The Easiest Way to Swim "The campus is full of floaters. Are you one of them?"-Daily Editorial bewailing industrial conditions. FIRST CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH 10:30 A. M. Public Worship Sermon by Lloyd C. Douglas ; Topic: "The Salt of the Earth" 6:30 P. M. Students' Round Tablej Speaker: George C. Lubke Subject: eSidc-lights on Zululand" 4 Annual Banquet FOR CONGREGATIONAL Students and Friends Tuesday, March 18th 6:00 P. M. Tickets 50c at Wahr's and Graham's Gve me the dust white road again That ends in the morning haze, Give me the joys that once were mine Drivin' the ,cows to graze. -Hiram Bourbon. Upon reading the above we felt slightly homesick ourself. Our Daily Novelette He and she in the drawing room. Clock, rubber plant, Geddes Heights sofa, et cetera. Gentle hush broken only by the plashings of Juicy Fruit. She-"I like a man of few words and many actions." He-"You will like my brother! He has St. Vitus dance." Famous Closing Lines "Wheel Spring is here," said the Lady of Shalott as she gazed into the mirror and found a gift of three frec- kles on her nose. LOUIS XVI. Michigan's paper for Michigan men. Four thousand students read it every morning.-Adv. At 10:30 o'clock Sermon by Dr. Stalher "PRAYER" AT NOON "LEAGUE OF NATIONS" YOUNG MEN'S CLASS 2:30 oclock University Hospital SONG SERVICE At 6:00o'clock Social Hour and Eats 6:30 o'clock "WHY CIVIL WAR IN CHINA" F. C. Lin, '21L. Students Welcome Owing to official business, Dean Myra B. Jordan will not be at home for calls Tuesday, March 18. Senior-sophomore basketball -prac- tice will be held at 4:50 o'clock Mon- day afternoon in Barbour gymnasium. Dates for apparatus practice and preliminaries are posted in Barbour gymnasium. Miss Clara Livermore, head of the women's department of the juvenile court of Detroit, will speak at 4 o'clock Wednesday afternoon in the parlors of Barbour gymnasium. "Juvenile Court Work as a Vocation for Women," will be her subject. ATTENTION, STUDENTS! Why throw hash? Your board and room paid by 10 hours work per week. Give phone. Address OPPORTUNITY, care of the Daily.-Adv. WAH R'S UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE - - Paul Himself Repairs Shoes P ; on Neolin Soles 611 E. WILLIAM STREET Correctness in the writing paper you use reflects your good taste, La.Fayette Blue Stationery is charming, correct and smart. Charles W. Graham Successor to Sheehan & Co. FIRST METHODIST CHURCH When purchasing a THE "STANDARD Stands Alone Sunday Loose Leaf Note Book Services don't stop short of the "Standard"- It positively has no equal-All sizes, and everyone guaranteed. ,rold Makinson .........Business Manager 'nes L. Abele.....Asst. Business Manager Grand A. Gaines.,..Asst. Business Manager m. Al. Lelevre. sst. Business Manager mi. A. I~eitzinger... Asst. Business Manager maid e. Major....Asst. Business Manager 'nnel R. Schoffner-Asst. Business Manager SE4NIOR STAFF ark B. CovellNe Edward Prichs, Jr. bert E. MKean Henry Whiting 11 George A. Cadwell JUNIOR STAFF rt 1. Schneider Isabelle Farnum arold IP. Lindsay Duane Miller synard A. Newton Geo, R. Strimbeck, Jr. R. A. Sullivan SUNDAY, MARCH 16, 1919. Issue Editor-- Paul G. Weber it] Buy viat that the CITY CIGAR STORE 110 E. HURON STREET Latest Dance Steps The next class in advanced dancing for college men and women starts Wednes. day evening at the Arcade Dance Hall. The course is for those who can already dance, but wish to learn the newest steps for the J-Hop, etc. Register Mon. day from g to 8 p. mn. at the hall. Private lessons by appointment. CALL 1666-J NOW 0 For J-Hop IPLACE ORDERS, THE STATE AND UNIVERSITY ITS Students read The Daily.--Adv. When professors at Michigan have to do outside work in order to add enough to their salaries-that they may live decently, when a petition representing practically the whole faculty is presented to the Regents asking for a living wage, the request based on actual budgets of represent- ative faculty families, when these things are openly commented orl in various newspapers of the country, it is time that something should be done. Teaching, one of the finest of pro- fessions, has always been underpaid. At Michigan it is no secret that sal- aries are among the lowest in the un- iversity world. No increase has been made in five years. While living ex- penses have steadily risen, no at- tempt has been made to keep salaries apace with them. Compare this with any other profession or business in the country. An ordinary factory hand makes more than the average instruc- tor at Michigan, while a skilled me- chanic can easily earn as much as a professor. A man who employs these hands will take the greatest care that his son or daughter shall get the best in education. If he sends them to Mich- igan he does so because he recognizes that they will study under the best minds. But he cannot see that it is worth his' while to pay'Nthese minds enough so that they will remain in the University. That they are not remaining is ob- vious. Big business needs such men,. and big business is willing to pay for them. And big business gets them. A man may love his profession, but no one will blame him if he accepts a position that will enable him and his family to live in comfort. There is another aspect to the mat- ter. A. professor who has to devote his time to outside duties will not be' wholly efficient as he ought to be ii his teaching. The modern teacher, must keep abreast of the times. He must read all contemporaneous mate- rial in regard to his particular sub- ject, or he will fall behind, and be- come settled in the rut. His value to the University will become lessened. The present salary scale of the fac- ulty is totally inadequate. More, it is a positive disgrace to the name of Michigan, which has always stood for fair-mindedness and justice. "Are you able to do a man's work? asks an ad. We have to know first whether it is talkin~g to men or womn- SAVE THE PIECES! Eye Glass Lenses Ground in Our Own Shop. Same Day. Try Our Service. Eyes Examined STATE STREET JEWELERS . r ~ I Call.,27,00 Rates Reasonable and. Top. Service INDEPENDENT TAXI CO Cam pus Lunch Vernors Ginger- Ale on Draught OPEN DAY AND NIGHT 11 r. Car Owner DETROIT UNITED LINES -'Um If we remember rightly, Noah start- ed this floating movement. Lady MacBeth In the LineupT "The Juniors put up a hard and steady fight through the entire game. Dorothy Jones, whose wonderful playing in the "odd-even" contest cre- ated such a sensation, seemed entire- ly off form, while the other forward, Edna Daskam, was almost completely handicapped by a, guard twice her height. Flickerings of Rural Life (From the Meaderville, Montana, Oriole.) E Quite a stir was caused in local barber shopcircles yesterdayafter- noon when the hermit from up the creek dropped into Tom Fillmore's shop for a hair cut. During the op- eration Tom flushed a covey of sage grouse and two ground squirrels. Bean Creek Ballads Give me the dust white road again That ends in the morning haze, Gi o me the joys that once were mine Drivin' the cows to graze. Give me the fe-el of the dust between The toes of my ba,'e feet. The sweet pangs of huiger that come as I dream Of a slab of fried-down meat I long for the smell of the early morn Scented with dew wet hay, The whispering soundyof the wind in the corn As it welcomes the new-born day. 90% of battery failures are caused from ignition and charging systems We have secured the Between Detroit, Ann Arbot and Jacson (October say z198) (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Car -7 lie a. m., and hourly to 9::o p..t. Jackson Limited and Express CAdrs-8:48 a. m., and every hour to 9:48 p. m. (Ex. presses make local stops west-of Ann Arbor.) Local Cars East Bound--6:oo a. in., and every two hours to 9:oS p. im., 10:50 p. M. To Ypsilanti only, 1. :45 p. M., 12:20 a. m. _ :io a. n., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti Local Cars West Bound-7 148 a. n:., to :2 2 a " "' i"n.--- WAI KING LOO Open from 11:30 a. m. to 12:00 p. m. Phone 1620-8 1, services of an- EXPERT, on Starter and Ignition systems, and are prepared to give 'you 1st Class service on this as well as 314 S. State St. Ann Arbot III Courteous and satisfgctory TREATMENT to ever'y cistnM- er, wlwthor the accQA t hlie or small. The Ann Arbor Sayings Bank Incorporated 1869 Capital and Surplus, $550,000.00 Resources........$4,000,000.00 Northwest Cor. Main & Huron. 707 North University Ave. Battery, I I I If it's not RIGHT Washtdliaw we make it RIGHT DO MORRILLI Electric Shop Typewriters, Typewritlng Mimeographing THE SHOP OF QUALITY 200 E. Washington St. Phone 272 Has moved to Niokels ArcedP hoe First Floor ; 1