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EDITORIAL STAFF
Clarence Roeser ..........Managing Editor
H. C. L. Jackson..............City Editor
Harry M. Carey.............News Editor
Bruce Millar. .., ..elegraph Editor
Milton Marx............Associate Editor
David B. Landis............Sport Editor
Marguerite Clark..........Women's Editor
Martha Guernsey..... *.....Women's Editor
Charles R. Osius, Jr..........State Editor
Mark K. Ehlbert..........Efficiency Editor
Ruth Dailey ..............Exchange Editor.
ISSUE EDITORS
Edgar L. Rice E Henry O'Brien
Joseph A. -Bernstein Renaud Sherwood
Paul G. Weber E. D. Flintermann
Paul A. Shinkman
REPORTERS
Philip Ringer T Mary D. Lane
Margaret Christie Edna Apel
Marie Crozier Irene Elis
Herbert R. Slusser J. P. Hart
Carlton F. Wells
BUSINESS STAFF
Harold Makinson..........Business Manager
Agnes L. Abele......Asst. Business Manager
LeGrand A. Gaines...Asst. Business Manager
Wi. M. LeFevre....Asst. Business Manager
Win. A. Leitzinger ... Asst. Business Manager
Donald M. Major....Asst. Business Manager
Donnell R. Schoffner..Asst. Business Manager
SENIOR STAFF'
Mark B. Covell Edward Priebs, Jr.
RobertlE. Mcean Henry Whiting I1
George A. Cadwell
JUNIOR STAFF
Curt P. Schneider TAIsabelle Farnum
Harold P. Lindsay Duane Miller
Maynard A. Newton Geo. R. Strimbeck, Jr.
R. A. Sullivan
SUNDAY, MARCH 9, 1919.
Issue Editor-WIlliam S. Clarkson
FIRST
CONGRIEGATIONAL.
CHURCH
10:30 A. M.
Public Worship
Address. "The New Age"
by Attorney Wayne B. Wheeler
of Washington, D. C.
6:30 P. M.
Students' Round Table
Mr. V.T. Zogalian speaks
Subject, "Armenia'sSacrifice"
The Guillotine
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L'Envoi
'My job is done; my rhymes are
ranked and ready,
My word batallions marching verse
by verse;
Here stanza-companies are none too
steady;
There print-platoons are weak, but
might be worse.
And as in marshalled order I review
them,
My type brigades, unfearful of the
fray,
My eyes that seek their faults are see-
ing through them
Immortal visions of an epic day.
SERVICE.
Our Daly "Offul"
What did Leigh Hunt and did
Charles Dudleigh Warner? Honestly,
we wouldn't perpetrate anything like
this but we are in an awful hurry.
Ha, an inspiration borrowed from
Scott.
Speed, roomie, speed
The chamois' hide
In thy vest I watch you hide
Powder n thy Grecian nose,
Blushing, blooming, like a rose,
Speed, roomie, speed.
Today the Senior Engineer asked
us if Appolinaris was the Sun God.
"There was a small girl repre-
sentation there,"-Daily story. Where,
oh where, we ask, were the more
Amazonic?
Zeno said "Motion is impossible."
Hence we may assume that he theory
of the campus mixer is all wrong. But
why not call it commotion?
Famous Closing Lines
"Goodness gracious," said Lot's wife
ts she turned to--Rubber!
-LOUIS XVI.
WESLEYAN GUILD TO
HEAR CHICAGO DEAN
Dean Shailer Mathews of the Uni-
versity of Chicago will be the speaker
at the third Wesleyan guild lecture of
the semester, to be held at 7:30
o'clock Sunday night at the Methodist
church. He will take as his subject
"The American Spirit in Action."
Recently Dean Mathews held the
presidency of the federal council of
Church of Christ in America, taking
an active part in this position, to
promote the movement for church fed-
eration. He is known as a leader of
the progressive elements in the
"The Social Teachings- of Jesus,"
"The Church and the Changing Ord-
er," and "The Gospel of Modern Man,"
have come from the pen of Dean
Mathews during his work as profes-
sor of historical and comparative
theology at Chicago.
CITY COUNCIL IS PETITIONED TO
INSTALL FIRE ALARM SYSTEM
Charles J. Andrews, chief of the
city fire department, has petitioned
the council to install an automatic
fire alarm system. The city now has
no method of calling the department
other than by phone. This was advis-
end by the state insurance inspector
when he inspected the city's fire ap-
paratus.
With the installation of an alarm
system the chief believes that in-
surance here bill be lowered 10 per
cent.
It was also suggested at the time
of the inspection that a high pressure
system similar to that of the Univer-
sity be installed, but Mr. Andrews be-
lieves this improvement can wait.
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Senior and sophomore basketball
practice will be held at 4:50 o'clock
Monday afternoon in Barbou.r gym-
nasium. Seniors and freshngn will
practice at 4:50 o'clock Tuesday aft-
ernoon at Barbour gymnasium.
Dean Myra B. Jordan will interview
all girls on probation before March
14. All those girls who have not
seen Dean Jordan should do so at
once.
Y. W. C. A. members who have not
handed in their reports of the Chinese
fund should give them to, Huldah
Bancroft at Barbour gymnasium.
Girls who want swimming lessons
should register on the chart posted
in Barbour gymnasium. Eight girls
are allowed to a class.
NEW STUDENTS RECALLED
All persons enrolled with the
appointment committee in Tap-
pan hall are requested to call
at that office this week and fill
out location blanks, in order
that they may be reached every
hour of the day.
You will :,ways find satistacinon by
3dveritsing in the Daily.-Adv.
don't stop short of the
"Standard"-- It positively has no equal-Al sizes,
and everyone guaranteed.
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The World War and Its
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Charles W. Graham
Successor to Sheehan & Co.
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ICE SKATING & ROLLER SKATING
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HERE'S TO THE PRIZE TEAM
Michigan's victory over Chicago
came as no surprise to followers of
track events at Ann Arbor. What-
ever may be thetstatussof other sports
at Michigan, in track she is acknowl-
edged to be a leader.
With such stars as Johnson, Sedg-
wick, and Cross, and such coaching
as "Steve" Farrell gives the team,
nothing short of another Conference
championship will satisfy.
Johnson is one of.the most remark-
able track athletes inrthe country,
and Sedgwick and Cross are easily
among the best in the Conference.
And for bringing out these stars, not
a little credit is due to t.he coach, a
leader in his line.
Here's to the prize track team. May
it cop the Conference prize.
ANOTHER BOOST FOR THE
COLLEGE MAN
Mr. Rindge, in his lecture Friday
evening, declared that the college
man will play a large part in the
problems of reconstruction, especial-
ly those concerning the formation of
an industrial democracy. This is but
another recognition of the increasing
importance that the college-bred man
is assuming before the eyes of the
world.
There was a time when a college
graduate' was looked upon as an up-
start, one who thought he knew every-
thing. When he applied for a posi-
tion in the outside world, the fact of
his college education was not of the
slightest avail. He was not consider-
ed any better than the man who had
not attended college, and in some cas-
es he was considered not as good.
But big business has come to real-
ize that the mental training a man re-
ceives in the university fits him for
the highest position, and now the col-
lege man is welcome everywhere.
The finest tribute yet given to high-
er education is the one recognizing
that it must be the college man who
will solve the new problems. This is
simply another indorsement of the
value of university training for the
bigger things of life.
A black-hand trial in Detroit has a
court-room filled with armed police-
men to guard the prisoner. Armed
neutrality, as it were.
Formal introductions were neces-
sary at the frosh mixer. Was the
bouncer kept very busy?
Union open for engagements -
headline. Who said the Union was
not for women?
Buya
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INDEPENDENT TAXI COO
Our Midnight Rosary,
Just an old time melody
Of fourteen years ago
We sang it softly andvery sweet
Amidst the swirling snow
We meant very well as we shivered
out there,
Our heartsewere aching and we didn't
care
But ten tousled heads showed one by
one,
Three brick bats also and a gun.
We counted them as we started to run
For they knew us, each and everyone,
That was our midnight rosary.
The above is affectionately dedicated
to the three long winded nightingales
who so grievously profaned our slum-
bers of the other evening. Try it on
your piano, dear reader.
After reading our parody of the
above the city editor said that Sunday's
column will be "Offul." We admit it.
We are in a hurry.
Jinks-"These Ann Arbor sidewalks
are very musical."
Blinks-"Sweet and law?"
Jinks--"No, if you don't C sharp you
will B flat."
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An early selection
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You have a wider
choice among the
most desirable pat-
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You are certain to
have new shirts
when you want
them and this de-
tail of your ward-
robe will have
been attended to.
Prices $ 3.00
Arcade Cafeteria
A treat is in store for the patrons of the
Cafeteria, Sunday. We have just received a
fresh shipment of scallops which are prime at
this time of the year, The rare sweetness, the
juciness, the delicacy of this product of the
finny tribe when prepared by our experts de-
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DETROIT UNITED LINES
Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson r
(October 27, 1918)
(Eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars-7:xo a.
m., and hourly to 9:ro p. m.
Jackson Limited and Express Cars-8:48
a. in., and every hour to 9:48 p. m. (Ex.
presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.)
Local Cars East Bound-6:oo a. m., and
every two hours to 9:oS p. m., 10:50 p. m.
To Ypsilanti only, 1r:45 p. m., 2:20 a. m.
:io a.m., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti
Local Cars West Bound-7 :48 a. in., to
12:20 a. m.
WAI KING LOO
Open from 11:30 a. m. to 12:00 p,m.
Phone 1620-8
314 S. State St.
Courteous and satisfactory
TREATMENT to every custom-
er, whether the account be large
or small.
The Ann Arbor Savings Bank
Incorporated 1869
Capital and Surplus, $550,000.00
Resources..........$4,000,000.00
Northwest Cor. Main & Huron.
707 North University Ave.
O. D. MORRILL
Typewriters ~
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Mimeographing
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Ann Arbor