Helpful Heart Heali
by Nora Lean Jibbey
In Love With the Count
My Dear Miss Jibby:-I am in love,
very much so, although the object of
my affections is not as yet aware of
the fact. I have never seen the one
man for me, but from the pearls of
wisdom and the flowers of poetry
which flow from his pen, I am sure
that he is the only man who can make
me happy. The gentleman, for I feel
positive that he can be nothing else, is
a scion of nobility, a fact which only
serves to increase my affection for
him. Now, to let you into my secret;
I am in love with no other person than
the Count of Killarney, who on sundry
dccasions contributes to The Michigan
Daily. Now Miss Jibbey, don't you
think that you can arrange for a meet-
ing for me with the gentleman, as I
am dying to meet him?
"A Shy Co-ed."
It is a difficult ,matter which you
have requested me to perform, but I
assure you that you are making no
mistake in placing your affections and
if you will communicate with me per-
sonally I will arrange a meeting for
you at one of the Count's castles.
He Caught a Hop-Girl.
Dear Miss Jibbey:-I am one of
those unfortunate "studes" who have
lost their heart to a J-hop girl, she is
a veritable queen but I am afraid that,
since we are engaged, she will become
a nagger. What would you advise me
As Marion Fairfax says, "Beware of
the nagger. Her forehead is lined at
twenty-three, and there are fine marks
about the corners of her mouth. Her
home will be plain Hell, and her chil-
dren torments." I would advise that
you seek another climate, without leav-
ing your address.
Young men of fine
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Prof. Hill Delivers Two Lectures.
Prof. C. H. Hill, of the forestry de-
partment, gave a non-technical stere-
opticon lecture on "Trees" in Chelsea
yesterday. The lecture is to be re-
peated in Detroit today.
Sophomore engineer class meeting
this afternoon at 4 o'clock in room 311.
Senior lit meeting at 4 o'clock this
afternoon in Tappan Hall.
PROF. FLORER CHALLENGED
BY DETROIT SOCIALISTS.
Prof. Warren W. Florer, of the Ger-
man department, has been challenged
to a debate by the Detroit branch of
the Socialist party of Michigan. The
challenge comes as a sequel to the lec-
ture which Professor Florer delivered
before the Unitarian church in Jack-
son last week. The challenge was re-
ceivedfrom Henry Kummerfield, sec-
retary of the Socialist party of Detroit,
and said that if Prof. Florer would ac-
cept, an audience of at least 2,000'
could be guaranteed.
ends in a few
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Feb. 23.-"Pierre Loti," by M. Rene
Talamon on the Cercle Francais
course, Tappan Hall, 5 p. m.
Feb. 23.-Piano Recital by Cecelia Ray
Berry, School of Music.
Feb. 23.-Junior Lit dinner at the Un-
Feb. 23.-Michigan Union dance.
Feb. 29.-Basktball, Detroit Central vs.
A. A. H. S. at high school gym at 8
Feb. 25.-Dr. J. Percival Hugit, New-
berry Hall, 6:30 p. m.
Feb. 26.-Fresh Engineer dinner at the
Feb. 27.-Soph Eng. dinner at the Un-
ion, 5:30 p. m.
Feb. 27.-Commerce Club smoker at
the Unon 8 p. m.
Feb. 26.-Orchestra Concert High
Feb. 28.-Piano Historical recital,
High School Hall.
Feb. 29.-Soph Lit dinner at the Un-
ion at 5:30.
Feb. 29.-Soiree Dansante Barbour
gymnasium, 8 o'clock.
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