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2B - The Michigan Daily - Weekeld Magazi e - Thursday, November 21, 2002
Ran om wants threesome with boyfriend, JFK Jr

The Michigan Daily - Weeked Magazine -- Th


By Neal Pals
Daily Arts Writer
The Michigan Daily: Hi, is Deborah
Random: This is she.
TMD: You've been randomly selected by
The Michigan Daily to participate in this
week's Random Student Interview. Are you
familiar with it?
R: No, what is that?
TMD: It's just a regular feature found in
the Weekend Magazine on Thursdays. You
should feel honored that you were chosen.
You in?
TMD: Sweet. What were you doing 30 sec-
onds ago?
R: Exercising.
TMD: Any special plans for Thanksgiving
R: Just going back home to spend time
with my family.
TMD: If you could have dinner with any
two people - one dead, one alive - who
would they be?
R: Jeez ... O.K., for the live person, my
boyfriend. And I guess one of my dead grand-
TMD: Same question, except substitute
"dinner" with "menage i trois."
R: What was that? Menage what?
TMD: It's a sexual term ...
R: Oh! I remember now. I'd say my
boyfriend again and JFK Jr. Will my last
name be printed next to this?
TMD: No, only your first. Don't worry
about it.
R: All right.
TMD: Do you like little bunny rabbits?
R: Yes.
TMD: What type of marinade do you use?

R: None! I don't eat bunnies!
TMD: How strange. What is the one most
important goal one should strive for in life?
R: Happiness.
TMD: Nice. I agree. Tell me why our soci-
ety seems so inclined toward consumerist
R: It's the media; they're constantly stress-
ing the importance of material success.
TMD: Do you ever offer your patronage to
R: Hehe ... yeah, I have to say that I some-
times do.
TMD: Shame on you. Have you ever
played "Grand Theft Auto?"
R: Nope.
TMD: What is the wildest activity you've
ever engaged yourself with at the University?
R: That I remember? Umm, nothing all too
crazy, I guess.
TMD: Do you expect to find spiritual ful-
fillment in Ann Arbor?
R: No.
TMD: Have you ever found spiritual ful-
fillment in any form?
R: Yeah, at my church.
TMD: Have you ever farted in class? Be
honest now.
R: Yes! I did once ... hahaha. I was sleep-
ing and that's how I woke up.
TMD: Charming. Are you an advocate for
R: No.
TMD: When do you think the American
Empire will collapse?
R: Not in my lifetime.
TMD: At what time of day do you feel
most at home in the world?
R: Mornings.
TMD: What is your favorite novel? Books
are a defining aspect of one's character.
R: I think it would have to be "Crime &

TMD: If your boyfriend were gay, what
would you get him on Valentine's Day?
R: I dunno ... designer clothes, maybe?
TMD: A group of mathematicians at M.I.T.
recently discovered that under certain circum-
stances, three can equal eight. What are the
implications of this for you?
R: Confusion.
TMD: What is the most essential secret
item in a girl's purse?
R: Tampons.
TMD: Have you ever been elegantly wasted?
R: No, I have not.
TMD: Have you ever sang "I Will Survive"
after terminating a relationship?
R: Haha, yes, I have. What girl doesn't?

TMD: Have you ever engaged in pimpery?
R: Pimpery? I don't think so ... no.
TMD: So, I'm really into helping people
with their problems; do you have any person-
al dilemmas you would like to discuss?
R: Can't say that I do.
TMD: Really? That's quite rare to find. I
think you're just being bashful. No worries,
though. What is the happiest moment that you
can recall?
R: Lying on a beach in California, watch-
ing the sunset.
TMD: Well, I think that's all I have for ya
tonight. Thanks a lot for the cooperation.
R: OK, take care.
TMD: Yeah, you too. Remember, page 2,
Weekend Magazine.


Beverly Jenkins Book Signing Local
historical romance novelist Jenkins
reads from and signs copies of her
newest book, "Chance at Love." 2
p.m. Nicola's Books, 2513 Jackson.
Free. 662-4110.
Judy Stone Book Signing Book talk
and publication party for local
author Judy Stone's newly published
book, "Take Two Apples and Call Me
in the Morning: A Practical Guide to
using the Power of Food to Change
Your Life." Wine and cheese recep-
tion until 5 p.m., followed by book
talk. 4 p.m. Crazy Wisdom, 114 S.
Main. Free. 665-2757.
Bowling for Columbine See
Thursday. State Theater 2, 4:30, 7,
9:30 & 11:45 p.m.
Far From Heaven See Friday.
Michigan Theater 5, 7:30 & 10 p.m.
Frida See Thursday. State Theater
1:45, 4:15, 6:45 & 9:15 p.m.
The Princess Bride Might be the
best choice for a midnight screening
I have ever seen. Good call, State.
Wesley rocks! State Theater
Blue Tango M&M/Mars will soon be
having a nation-wide election to
pick the next color tango. My
money is on pink. Espresso Royale
Caffe, 214 S. Main St. 9 p.m. Free.
lOCenter I wasn't gonna go, until I
heard that Nipple Dust was playing.
Now there is a good band name. The
Elbow Room. 6 S. Washington St.,
Ypsilanti, 10 p.m. $4. 483-6374
Rick Burges Trio My God, there's
another one! Attack of the Clones!
But seriously, Rick, if you take out
Ron, we'll love you forever. The
Earle. 121 W. Washington St. 9 p.m.
Free. 994-0211.
Swan Lake See Thursday, 2 p.m. and
8 p.m.
Don't Dress For Dinner See
Man of La Mancha See Thursday, 8
p.m., $27.50.
Titanic: The Musical See Friday.

Far From Heaven:See Friday.
Michigan Theater 2:30, 5 & 7:30
Frida See Thursday. State Theater
1:45, 4:15, 6:45 & 9:15 p.m.
Weavermania Stick around after
the show and they'll make you a
sweater or a rug or something else
that involves a loom. The Ark, 36
S. Main St. 7:30 p.m. $15. 761-
Shakuhachi Flute Concert One
time, at band camp ... Japanese
Gallery, U-M Museum of Art 525 S.
State St. 2 p.m. Free. 764-0395.
Bassline Jumper It's clever, right?
Get it? Like Base Jumper, only
not? Guys? Del Rio 122 W.
Washington St. 6 p.m. Free. 761-
Swan Lake See Thursday, 2 p.m.
Don't Dress For Dinner See
Thursday 2 p.m.
Man of La Mancha See Thursday 2
p.m. and 7 p.m., $22.50.
Titanic: The Musical See Friday 2
University Visiting Writers Series A
reading by poet Lorna Goodison, author
of "Tamarind Season," "I am Becoming
My Mother" and "Heartease." 5 p.m.
U-M Business School; D1276 Davidson
Hall, 701 Tappan. Free. 615-3710.
Bowling for Columbine See Thursday.
State Theater 7 & 9:30 p.m.
Far From Heaven See Friday. Michigan
Theater 7 & 9:15 p.m.
Frida See Thursday. State Theater 6:45
& 9:15 p.m.

Cube examines one kind of greenery after he partakes of another.
Tuesday 21). 9968588.

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Fred Thomas He also has a Trio I hear.
Oh wait, that's Fred Thompson. My
bad. Del Rio 122 W. Washington St. 5
p.m. Free. 761-2530.

Please join
Dr. Ellen Zimmermann
Associate Professor of
For an informal
discussion of
topics including:
*New Therapies
eLatest Research
Next meeting will be:
Thursday, Nov. 21, 2002
7:00 pm to 8:30 pm
Room 3443
Mason Hall
Central Campus U of M
Monthly meetings planned

Bowling for Columbine See Thursday.
State Theater 7 & 9:30 p.m.
Far From Heaven See Friday. Michigan
Theater 7 & 9:15 p.m.
Frida See Thursday. State Theater 6:45
& 9:15 p.m.
Blind Pig Showcase Night Fans of "I
Am Weasel" will enjoy. Blind Pig, 208
S. First St., 10 p.m. Free ($2 under


8 Women The hookers of 8 Mile. Okay,
not really, but based on all the money
Em's movie is making, I'm sure that
documentary will be coming out soon.
Michigan Theater 7:15 & 9:30 p.m.
Bowling for Columbine See Thursday.
State Theater 7 & 9:30 p.m.

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Tad Weed Freedom Ensemble He's one
of the dreaded Trio. We must take him
to the top of Mount Doom... Bird of
Paradise 312 S. Main St. 8 p.m. $5.
U-M Campus Symphony Orchestra
Meh, it's hard to make fun of these
folks. Plus, it's free. Michigan Theater
603 E. Liberty St. 8 p.m. Free. 668-

Bowling for Columbine See
Thursday. State Theater 2, 4:30, 7
& 9:30 p.m.

...warm it uy, eh?

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