-a -> 0 v 4 2B - The Michigan Daily - Weekeld Magazi e - Thursday, November 21, 2002 Ran om wants threesome with boyfriend, JFK Jr The Michigan Daily - Weeked Magazine -- Th Saturday By Neal Pals Daily Arts Writer The Michigan Daily: Hi, is Deborah around? Random: This is she. TMD: You've been randomly selected by The Michigan Daily to participate in this week's Random Student Interview. Are you familiar with it? R: No, what is that? TMD: It's just a regular feature found in the Weekend Magazine on Thursdays. You should feel honored that you were chosen. You in? R: OK TMD: Sweet. What were you doing 30 sec- onds ago? R: Exercising. TMD: Any special plans for Thanksgiving break? R: Just going back home to spend time with my family. TMD: If you could have dinner with any two people - one dead, one alive - who would they be? R: Jeez ... O.K., for the live person, my boyfriend. And I guess one of my dead grand- parents. TMD: Same question, except substitute "dinner" with "menage i trois." R: What was that? Menage what? TMD: It's a sexual term ... R: Oh! I remember now. I'd say my boyfriend again and JFK Jr. Will my last name be printed next to this? TMD: No, only your first. Don't worry about it. R: All right. TMD: Do you like little bunny rabbits? R: Yes. TMD: What type of marinade do you use? R: None! I don't eat bunnies! TMD: How strange. What is the one most important goal one should strive for in life? R: Happiness. TMD: Nice. I agree. Tell me why our soci- ety seems so inclined toward consumerist excess. R: It's the media; they're constantly stress- ing the importance of material success. TMD: Do you ever offer your patronage to Starbucks? R: Hehe ... yeah, I have to say that I some- times do. TMD: Shame on you. Have you ever played "Grand Theft Auto?" R: Nope. TMD: What is the wildest activity you've ever engaged yourself with at the University? R: That I remember? Umm, nothing all too crazy, I guess. TMD: Do you expect to find spiritual ful- fillment in Ann Arbor? R: No. TMD: Have you ever found spiritual ful- fillment in any form? R: Yeah, at my church. TMD: Have you ever farted in class? Be honest now. R: Yes! I did once ... hahaha. I was sleep- ing and that's how I woke up. TMD: Charming. Are you an advocate for globalization? R: No. TMD: When do you think the American Empire will collapse? R: Not in my lifetime. TMD: At what time of day do you feel most at home in the world? R: Mornings. TMD: What is your favorite novel? Books are a defining aspect of one's character. R: I think it would have to be "Crime & Punishment." TMD: If your boyfriend were gay, what would you get him on Valentine's Day? R: I dunno ... designer clothes, maybe? TMD: A group of mathematicians at M.I.T. recently discovered that under certain circum- stances, three can equal eight. What are the implications of this for you? R: Confusion. TMD: What is the most essential secret item in a girl's purse? R: Tampons. TMD: Have you ever been elegantly wasted? R: No, I have not. TMD: Have you ever sang "I Will Survive" after terminating a relationship? R: Haha, yes, I have. What girl doesn't? TMD: Have you ever engaged in pimpery? R: Pimpery? I don't think so ... no. TMD: So, I'm really into helping people with their problems; do you have any person- al dilemmas you would like to discuss? R: Can't say that I do. TMD: Really? That's quite rare to find. I think you're just being bashful. No worries, though. What is the happiest moment that you can recall? R: Lying on a beach in California, watch- ing the sunset. TMD: Well, I think that's all I have for ya tonight. Thanks a lot for the cooperation. R: OK, take care. TMD: Yeah, you too. Remember, page 2, Weekend Magazine. BOOKS Beverly Jenkins Book Signing Local historical romance novelist Jenkins reads from and signs copies of her newest book, "Chance at Love." 2 p.m. Nicola's Books, 2513 Jackson. Free. 662-4110. Judy Stone Book Signing Book talk and publication party for local author Judy Stone's newly published book, "Take Two Apples and Call Me in the Morning: A Practical Guide to using the Power of Food to Change Your Life." Wine and cheese recep- tion until 5 p.m., followed by book talk. 4 p.m. Crazy Wisdom, 114 S. Main. Free. 665-2757. CAMPUS CINEMA Bowling for Columbine See Thursday. State Theater 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30 & 11:45 p.m. Far From Heaven See Friday. Michigan Theater 5, 7:30 & 10 p.m. Frida See Thursday. State Theater 1:45, 4:15, 6:45 & 9:15 p.m. The Princess Bride Might be the best choice for a midnight screening I have ever seen. Good call, State. Wesley rocks! State Theater Midnight MUSIC Blue Tango M&M/Mars will soon be having a nation-wide election to pick the next color tango. My money is on pink. Espresso Royale Caffe, 214 S. Main St. 9 p.m. Free. 668-1838. lOCenter I wasn't gonna go, until I heard that Nipple Dust was playing. Now there is a good band name. The Elbow Room. 6 S. Washington St., Ypsilanti, 10 p.m. $4. 483-6374 Rick Burges Trio My God, there's another one! Attack of the Clones! But seriously, Rick, if you take out Ron, we'll love you forever. The Earle. 121 W. Washington St. 9 p.m. Free. 994-0211. THEA TER Swan Lake See Thursday, 2 p.m. and 8 p.m. Don't Dress For Dinner See Thursday. Man of La Mancha See Thursday, 8 p.m., $27.50. Titanic: The Musical See Friday. Far From Heaven:See Friday. Michigan Theater 2:30, 5 & 7:30 p.m. Frida See Thursday. State Theater 1:45, 4:15, 6:45 & 9:15 p.m. MUSIC Weavermania Stick around after the show and they'll make you a sweater or a rug or something else that involves a loom. The Ark, 36 S. Main St. 7:30 p.m. $15. 761- 1451. Shakuhachi Flute Concert One time, at band camp ... Japanese Gallery, U-M Museum of Art 525 S. State St. 2 p.m. Free. 764-0395. Bassline Jumper It's clever, right? Get it? Like Base Jumper, only not? Guys? Del Rio 122 W. Washington St. 6 p.m. Free. 761- 2530. THEA TER Swan Lake See Thursday, 2 p.m. Don't Dress For Dinner See Thursday 2 p.m. Man of La Mancha See Thursday 2 p.m. and 7 p.m., $22.50. Titanic: The Musical See Friday 2 p.m. Monday BOOKS University Visiting Writers Series A reading by poet Lorna Goodison, author of "Tamarind Season," "I am Becoming My Mother" and "Heartease." 5 p.m. U-M Business School; D1276 Davidson Hall, 701 Tappan. Free. 615-3710. CAMPUS CINEMA Bowling for Columbine See Thursday. State Theater 7 & 9:30 p.m. Far From Heaven See Friday. Michigan Theater 7 & 9:15 p.m. Frida See Thursday. State Theater 6:45 & 9:15 p.m. MUSIC Cube examines one kind of greenery after he partakes of another. Tuesday 21). 9968588. -- - -.- I -- iF CAMPUS CINEMA Fred Thomas He also has a Trio I hear. Oh wait, that's Fred Thompson. My bad. Del Rio 122 W. Washington St. 5 p.m. Free. 761-2530. Wednesday STUDENTS WITH CROHN'S DISEASE OR ULCERATIVE COLITIS Please join Dr. Ellen Zimmermann Associate Professor of Gastroenterology, UofM For an informal discussion of topics including: eNutrition *New Therapies eLatest Research Next meeting will be: Thursday, Nov. 21, 2002 7:00 pm to 8:30 pm Room 3443 Mason Hall Central Campus U of M Monthly meetings planned (734)-763-7278 Bowling for Columbine See Thursday. State Theater 7 & 9:30 p.m. Far From Heaven See Friday. Michigan Theater 7 & 9:15 p.m. Frida See Thursday. State Theater 6:45 & 9:15 p.m. MUSIC Blind Pig Showcase Night Fans of "I Am Weasel" will enjoy. Blind Pig, 208 S. First St., 10 p.m. Free ($2 under i i CAMPUS CINEMA 8 Women The hookers of 8 Mile. Okay, not really, but based on all the money Em's movie is making, I'm sure that documentary will be coming out soon. Michigan Theater 7:15 & 9:30 p.m. Bowling for Columbine See Thursday. State Theater 7 & 9:30 p.m. Caf6 JiAmrbr f 6Maxicjuari 5t Al4on e l It CAi ~ , z r 0 Sunday Tad Weed Freedom Ensemble He's one of the dreaded Trio. We must take him to the top of Mount Doom... Bird of Paradise 312 S. Main St. 8 p.m. $5. 662-8310. U-M Campus Symphony Orchestra Meh, it's hard to make fun of these folks. Plus, it's free. Michigan Theater 603 E. Liberty St. 8 p.m. Free. 668- 8463. CAMPUS CINEMA Bowling for Columbine See Thursday. State Theater 2, 4:30, 7 & 9:30 p.m. ...warm it uy, eh? A cnc ...warm it uy, eli? ...Acr(