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Courtney Cox wishes she could
backstab some ratings like this.
Yes, Survivor is the No. I show in
America, just as it accomplished during
its original run this past summer. And this
time, it's taken on NBC's hit comedy
Friends, and won valiantly.
In last week's third episode, ravenous-
ly hungry viewers learned that ravenous-
ly hungry castaways can and do get
mighty cranky. Keith, the world famous
chef that can barely cook crappy boiled
rice, told tough-guy Colby he wanted to
vote for "My-giant" Mitchell instead of
Maralyn (Mad Dog). Colby, like Texas
did to Mexico, backstabbed Keith by
bringing the news to Mitchell. Colby and
Mitchell seem safe in the Ogakor five"
alliance with Amber, Tina and Jerri.
Speaking of Jerri, it seems she "got to
know" Colby a little better, but since
Survivor is on at 8 p.m., viewers won't
see anything too exciting. Too bad "sex
island" wasn't on this week.
And why is Jerri dubbed "the black
widow" by Survivor producer Mark
Burnett? Well, remember that after a
black widow mates, it eats its lover.
Watch out Colby!
Still the person who should be cooking
up some way to stay on the island is
Keith, who is the lone member without
an alliance. The cocky cook, like an idiot,
taught his tribemembers how to fry fish.
Great Keith, the only skill you pretended
to have, and now everyone knows it. If
Ogakor loses tribal council, Keith better
promise some gourmet souffle, or he'll
be burnt toast.
Meanwhile, over at Kucha, Elizabeth
said she "will never write (Rodger's)
name on a sheet of paper." But if the old
man falls 10 more times like he did in the
immunity challenge rope race, Liz may
have to rethink her strategy. But thankful-
ly for Rodger, Maralyn fell down about
20 times (but notice how they only
showed Rodger falling in the previews)
and Ogakor had to go to tribal council.
Alicia and jeff also joined forces and set
their cannibalizing eyes on Martha
Stewart kitchen fan Nick.
THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN: Mad Dog had
the opportunity to be the star of Survivor
II, but evil queen Jerri and her nasty, bor-
ing alliance, decided that old people
suck. So off Maralyn went by a five-to-
two margin. What a waste!
WORST MOMENT: Tina backstabbing
Maralyn after forming an alliance with
her. The frown face doesn't rationalize
your witchiness. Quit acting like Jerri.
TONIGHT'S EPISODE: Due to concerns
about upsetting younger viewers in the 8
p.m. timeslot, CBS will trim the footage
of Kucha's Michael killing a pig and
smearing its blood on his face. Sounds
like Kucha is going to get some good
meat. Too bad for vegetarian Kimmi.
A fire will threaten one of the tribes'
camps, and rumor has it that Michael
came home from Australia with damaged
hands. Could this be from the fire? Too
bad it can't really prove whether Michael
will get booted or not. But it may provide
some "Lord of the Flies" flashbacks.
According to CBS, Ogakor will have
trouble catching fish, while Kucha will
See SURVIVOR, Page 16B
MAD DOG SPAYED!
Poor Maralyn got the boot when
alliance partner Tina (who earns
this week's "Backstabber of the
Week" award) betrayed her.
RESULTS:
Reward challenge: Ogakor wins
fishing set. Immunity challenge:
Kucha wins rope race
Votes against Maralyn (5): Jerri,
Colby, Mitchell, Amber, Tina
Votes against Mitchell (1): Keith
Votes against Jerri (1): Marilyn
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Face it: Everybody would trade places
with a celebrity for a day if they could.
Adoring fans, a limousine, a mansion, a
yacht, children named Rumor and Lourdes
and who could forget parties! After a day
of "hard" work on the set or in a studio,
celebrities ranging from Gary Coleman to
Pauly Shore need an excuse to unwind.
The following is a list of famous people,
who for one reason or another, seem like
the kind you'd want on your dance card.
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt - After a failed
TV series and a "strap my breasts back
to make me look like Audrey Hepburn"
incident, she's certainly available. So turn
on the radio, find some Barry Manilow,
and serenade her with your vocal stylings.
Aman-DUH!
9. The cast of "Survivor" - After surviv-
ing Richard Hatch for many montns,
these folks are just itching to get off the
island and into a good party, at least
before their celebrity endorsements are
over.
8. David Arquette - The dumber they are,
the harder they party. Officer Dewey should
make for a funny drunk - no alcohol need-
ed.
7. Christina Aguilera - You can't go
wrong with a cheap date. Think of all the
money you'll save on food and clothes.
We all know she's great on the dance
floor so shake your bon-bon with this one.
Aguiler-isima!
6. Tori Spelling - it's always more fun
when your dancing partner is surgically
enhanced. Donna Martin's got a fab
wardrobe a wild streak - like, did you
see the one where she played a total slut
in David's music video? PARTAY!
5. Bea Arthur - Yup, you heard it. She'll
be the life of the party with her gray fro
and silky baritone voice. A versatile com-
panion, she belongs in the mysterious
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Spartan students will be too busy studying the Farmer's Almana
U of M students screaming team on to victory.
Andy Hilbert, the second leading scorer in the naon
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4. Drew Barrymore - Our favorite '80s
gal Julia Gulia should be a blast at any
party, especially when she's in her bad
girl mode. Remember when she licked the
steering wheel in "Charlie's Angels?"
Tasty.
3. George W. Bush - He might be lost in
the White House, but a night filled with
country line dancing and random execu-
tions can't be missed. When "under the
influence," he'll become magically smart
and quote Al Gore. Just don't let him
drive you home.
2. Robert Downey, Jr. - Isn't it nice to
know that no matter what you do, you
won't serve time? Get ready for a wild
night-booze, drugs, and if you get him
really wasted, he'll entertaining you with
that fork-in-the-dinner rolls dancing feet
trick.
1. The Bartenders of "Coyote Ugly" -
Minus LeeAnn Rimes, this group has it
all. The bitch, the slut, the legend and, of
course, Tyra Banks. They've got the
moves, the bodies, and they'll shower you
in ice if you're bad. Pour it on, baby!
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