6B-feMichigan Daily - We~nd; tcM1gazine Thbr y, February 8; 2001 0 0 Th~e iihig'art I6a*' Weekerd, ' Sony, no sexs idand thuZ week Courtney Cox wishes she could backstab some ratings like this. Yes, Survivor is the No. I show in America, just as it accomplished during its original run this past summer. And this time, it's taken on NBC's hit comedy Friends, and won valiantly. In last week's third episode, ravenous- ly hungry viewers learned that ravenous- ly hungry castaways can and do get mighty cranky. Keith, the world famous chef that can barely cook crappy boiled rice, told tough-guy Colby he wanted to vote for "My-giant" Mitchell instead of Maralyn (Mad Dog). Colby, like Texas did to Mexico, backstabbed Keith by bringing the news to Mitchell. Colby and Mitchell seem safe in the Ogakor five" alliance with Amber, Tina and Jerri. Speaking of Jerri, it seems she "got to know" Colby a little better, but since Survivor is on at 8 p.m., viewers won't see anything too exciting. Too bad "sex island" wasn't on this week. And why is Jerri dubbed "the black widow" by Survivor producer Mark Burnett? Well, remember that after a black widow mates, it eats its lover. Watch out Colby! Still the person who should be cooking up some way to stay on the island is Keith, who is the lone member without an alliance. The cocky cook, like an idiot, taught his tribemembers how to fry fish. Great Keith, the only skill you pretended to have, and now everyone knows it. If Ogakor loses tribal council, Keith better promise some gourmet souffle, or he'll be burnt toast. Meanwhile, over at Kucha, Elizabeth said she "will never write (Rodger's) name on a sheet of paper." But if the old man falls 10 more times like he did in the immunity challenge rope race, Liz may have to rethink her strategy. But thankful- ly for Rodger, Maralyn fell down about 20 times (but notice how they only showed Rodger falling in the previews) and Ogakor had to go to tribal council. Alicia and jeff also joined forces and set their cannibalizing eyes on Martha Stewart kitchen fan Nick. THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN: Mad Dog had the opportunity to be the star of Survivor II, but evil queen Jerri and her nasty, bor- ing alliance, decided that old people suck. So off Maralyn went by a five-to- two margin. What a waste! WORST MOMENT: Tina backstabbing Maralyn after forming an alliance with her. The frown face doesn't rationalize your witchiness. Quit acting like Jerri. TONIGHT'S EPISODE: Due to concerns about upsetting younger viewers in the 8 p.m. timeslot, CBS will trim the footage of Kucha's Michael killing a pig and smearing its blood on his face. Sounds like Kucha is going to get some good meat. Too bad for vegetarian Kimmi. A fire will threaten one of the tribes' camps, and rumor has it that Michael came home from Australia with damaged hands. Could this be from the fire? Too bad it can't really prove whether Michael will get booted or not. But it may provide some "Lord of the Flies" flashbacks. According to CBS, Ogakor will have trouble catching fish, while Kucha will See SURVIVOR, Page 16B MAD DOG SPAYED! Poor Maralyn got the boot when alliance partner Tina (who earns this week's "Backstabber of the Week" award) betrayed her. RESULTS: Reward challenge: Ogakor wins fishing set. Immunity challenge: Kucha wins rope race Votes against Maralyn (5): Jerri, Colby, Mitchell, Amber, Tina Votes against Mitchell (1): Keith Votes against Jerri (1): Marilyn [ M "M ' Maralyn's exit Backstabber was a surprise of the week 611 Church St. 662-8800 etc From the Vault Soundtrack contributes to success of cv r . .f. . - m - . . Rent 1 Video, get 1 rental FREE 1 every Tuesday & Thursday with this coupon.1 kHU- ----- U-N Hockey Fau^*.* TOP 10 RA W REHY U-=N WEL B STT SE B RUARY17 AT "THE JOE" Face it: Everybody would trade places with a celebrity for a day if they could. Adoring fans, a limousine, a mansion, a yacht, children named Rumor and Lourdes and who could forget parties! After a day of "hard" work on the set or in a studio, celebrities ranging from Gary Coleman to Pauly Shore need an excuse to unwind. The following is a list of famous people, who for one reason or another, seem like the kind you'd want on your dance card. 10. Jennifer Love Hewitt - After a failed TV series and a "strap my breasts back to make me look like Audrey Hepburn" incident, she's certainly available. So turn on the radio, find some Barry Manilow, and serenade her with your vocal stylings. Aman-DUH! 9. The cast of "Survivor" - After surviv- ing Richard Hatch for many montns, these folks are just itching to get off the island and into a good party, at least before their celebrity endorsements are over. 8. David Arquette - The dumber they are, the harder they party. Officer Dewey should make for a funny drunk - no alcohol need- ed. 7. 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No tractor pull etee periods Our former playe are in the NlL, while theirs are in the AHL National Champkoships ). 2 t Championships i M students bought their tickets on "unclassified" gender group. 4. Drew Barrymore - Our favorite '80s gal Julia Gulia should be a blast at any party, especially when she's in her bad girl mode. Remember when she licked the steering wheel in "Charlie's Angels?" Tasty. 3. George W. Bush - He might be lost in the White House, but a night filled with country line dancing and random execu- tions can't be missed. When "under the influence," he'll become magically smart and quote Al Gore. Just don't let him drive you home. 2. Robert Downey, Jr. - Isn't it nice to know that no matter what you do, you won't serve time? Get ready for a wild night-booze, drugs, and if you get him really wasted, he'll entertaining you with that fork-in-the-dinner rolls dancing feet trick. 1. The Bartenders of "Coyote Ugly" - Minus LeeAnn Rimes, this group has it all. 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The three albums of show music released since 1997 on s n heKeso (Songs in the Key of TeSmsn Springfield, The Sing the Blues Yellow Album, and Various Symzphonic with the Geffen 1990 Simpsons) make Reviewed by this abundantly Daily Arts writer clear. However, Rohith Thumati probably the best of them all was The Simpsons Sing The Blues. While the album doesn't have near- ly the number of tracks of Symphonic (53) or even In The Key (39), it does contain 10 mostly good tracks. The album is a mix of original songs and older songs. On the good side of the original songs is "Do the Bartman" gold bond cleaners QUALITY DRY CLEANING & SHIRT SERVICE 332 Maynard (Across from Nickels Arcade) 668-6335 SCOREKEEPERS Sportsg rill & Pub 1. PLATMS e-mil wldnmia: s m ww.cmwlem~o Camp Counselors & Instructors Needed Camp Walden in Cheboygen, MI, a coed summer camp, needs backpack - canoe - mountain bike - bus driver, and trip leaders. 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