12B - The M ifan Daily Best of Ann Arb 1997 -- Thursday, April 17,97
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Best of the University
Ralph Williams gets best prof. again;.
Psychology favored as top course .*
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Best of the Rest
Diag is top people-watching venue;
'Computer problems' lead to tardies
Best Professor:
Ralph Williams
Yea, verily, a better jump start in the morning than a burn-
ing bush under your bed. Entertaining, provocative and full of
tireless devotion to undergraduate education, English and
religious studies professor Ralph Williams shall remain king
of this category forever and ever. Amen.
Best Course:
Various Psychology Courses
In a University without required courses, it's no wonder we
can't agree on a single favorite. Can you say core curriculum?
No, of course you can't, you haven't had enough English
classes ... .
Best Blow-Off Course:
"Orgo," or Organic Chemistry 210
Gluttons for punishment, all of you. If a chemistry class is
a blow-off, then writing a 40-page term paper is a Sunday
afternoon of relaxation.
Best Residence Hall:
West Quad
A winner likely chosen by all the scores of first-year students
who didn't get into West Quad because all the upperclassmen
filled it to the gills. The old "grass is always greener" mentality.
Best Sports Team:
Michigan Hockey
Victors, not villains.
Best Michigan Athlete:
Brendan Morrison
His Hobey Baker Award and leadership to a national cham-
pionship last year make up his immeasurable contribution.
Best Library:
The Harlan Hatcher Graduate Library
The eight-story "Tower of Reference Power" full of wind-
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Best Thing About
Football Saturday:
Drinking
Well, that's fine for the football team,
but what are the rest of us supposed
to do?
Best Excuse for
a Late Paper:
Computer
Problems
Any one who has not run
out of account fees right when a
paper was due more than likely is
not a student at this university, or
they've been doing favors for the ITD
consultants - earning their pages one
at a time.
Best Fad:
Black Pants
Whoever voted for this probably also
nominated hats as best thing to put on
your head or shoes as the best thing to
wear on your feet.
Best slang:
Tits
When something is really cool, most
people like to lactate on that thing in
order to show their approval.
Beaver: Gee Wally, that's really
swell!
Wally: No it's not, Beave. It's really
tits!
Best Thing About Ann
Arbor:
The people
"Ohyoupeople out-
side my window! Why
won't you talk to me,
people? You are the best
thing in Ann Arbor, don't
you want to be my
friend?"
Best Place for People
Watching:
The Diag
Yep, my mama always told me, "go
where there are a bunch of buildings
and sidewalks and shaded areas for peo-
ple to sit and that's where you'll find
people to look at" Mama was always
thinking of clever things like that.
Best Hangout for
Smokers (tie):
The Diag; Java House
Typical non-smokers' responses to
these winners:
The Diag: Why didn't they just stay
outside?
Java House: Oh no! Not another
cafe!
Best Excuse for Cutting
Class:
Sick
Indeed ... .
LSA senior Andy Song plays chess and enjoys a
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