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26 - The Michigan Daily - Best of Ann Arbor - Thursday, April 13, 1995

Best Ann Arbor film
crowd:
Michigan Theater, the
premiere of "the four
corners of nowhere."
Worst films to take
visiting parents:
"Erotique" and
"Exotica"
Most inconvenient
restrooms:
Michigan Theater
Best film that nobody
saw, liked or
understood, but was too
pretentious to admit:
"To Live"
Best reference during
an Oscar acceptance
speech:
"Pulp Fiction" co-writer
Roger Avery repeating
Gump's "I gotta take a
pee" sentiment
Best first-time feature:
David O. Russell,
"Spanking the Monkey"
Grumpiest ticket
sellers/takers:
State Theater.

Best Performances:
Martin Landau ("Ed Wood"), Linda
Fiorentino ("The Last Seduction"),
Samuel L. Jackson ("Pulp Fiction"
and "Fresh"), Dianne Wiest ("Bullets
Over Broadway")
Best Lines from "Pulp
Fiction":
"Well, gentlemen, let's not start suck-
ing each other's dicks just yet." -
Harvey Keitel, "The Wqlf'
"Fox Force Five. Fox, as in we're a
bunch of foxy chicks. Force, as in
we're a force to be reckoned with.
Five as in there's one, two, three, four,
five of us." - Uma Thurman, "Mia"
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead." -
Bruce Willis, "Butch"
"Every time my fingers touch brain
I'm 'Superfly TNT,' I'm the 'Guns
of Navarone.' I'm what Jimmie
Walker usta talk about. In fact, what
the fuck am I doin' in back? You're
the motherfucker should be on brain
detail." - Samuel L. Jackson,
"Jules"
"Yeah but bacon tastes good. Pork
chops taste good."- John Travolta,
"Vincent"
"Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin
pie. I'll never know cuz even if it did,
I wouldn't eat the filthy
motherfucker." - Jackson
Best Lines not from
"Pulp Fiction":
"Everyone keeps telling me not to
forget about them if I make the
NBA. I say If I don't make the
NBA, don't forget about me." --
Arthur Agee, "Hoop Dreams"
"The world will open up to you like
a magnificent vagina." - Dianne
Wiest, "Bullets Over Broadway"

Best Cheap Beer: Best Subs:
Touchdown Cafe Subway
$1.50 a bottle on the weekends. It just Relatively cheap and fi
doesn't get any cheaper unless it's il- subs are made by "sandf
legal.

Best hopes for the Pearls before swine, or Reeves award for worst

future:
Kirsten Dunst, Natalie Portman, Tom
Noonan, Kevin Smith, Sean Nelson,
David O. Russell, Jeremy Davies
Much Ado About
Nothing, or most
overrated films:
"Forrest Gump," "Nell," "Red Rock
West," "Speed."

most underrated film:
"Fresh," "The Hudsucker Proxy,"
"Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle."
Best Films nobody saw:
"Heavenly Creatures," "Hoop
Dreams," "The Last Seduction,"
"Spanking the Monkey," "Ed Wood."
You must be great in
bed or the Keanu

actor:
Macaulay Caulkin
Best Lead Actress:
Demi Moore's cleavage, "Disclosure"
and the cast of "The Adventures of
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert."
The Michael Caine
overworking award:
Tim Robbins
Best Theater:
Michigan Theater
Best theater promo:
Free Buncha Crunch
and admission after 6
visits to the Ann Arbor
1&2

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"ed Hawk is the place to luncn.
Best Lunch:
Red Hawk
Now this is the place to go for a date.
It's never exactly calm, but always
intimate, whether you're in a booth
or at a table. They offer a great selec-
tion of dishes you won't find any-
where else on campus. A must try.
Best Coffee:
Espresso Royale
It made for a cool set in "the four cor-
ners of nowhere," but what happened
to the smoking section? You can't have
a cool coffee house if you don't have
to cut through a cloud of smoke to see
the beatniks. Snap snap, daddy-o.
Best Burgers:
Blimpy Burgers
It's greasy and it's huge. It's more beef
than you thought you could handle.
No, it's not Dianne Weist at the Os-
cars (Ouch! Sorry!), it's a Blimpy
burger. So good you can't eat just one.
Best French Fries:
McDonald's
These addictive little suckers will give
a worse run for S.U. than any Big Mac
Attack ever could.
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Best Pizza:
Cottage Inn
It's the sesame seeds on the crust, they
give the whole pizza a better taste. If
it weren't for those little wonders it
would just be another Domino's
pizza.
Best Hot Dogs:
Red Hot Lovers
Red Hot Lovers, Chicago Dog House.
Make up your mind, it's a hot dog.
Best Wings:
Mister Spots
Not just your ordinary wings. These
are special wings. We could give you
the secret recipe, but then we'd have
to kill you.

Best Bar Drinks:
Rick's
Yeah, if you remember to bring your
seven I.D.'s to get through the three
levels of dungeon masters so you can
finally join the meat market.
Best Ice Cream:
Stucchi's
This Ann Arbor institution wins ev-
ery year. Maybe it's because the ice
cream is sooooo good. Or maybe it's
because the name is cool. Or maybe
it's because, when you think about
it, where else can you even get ice
cream?
Best Chipati:
Pizza House
Man, you just can't make a chipati
like Pizza House. So don't even try
because we know you were thinking
about it.
Best Sandwiches:
Amer's
If the seemingly endless list of
choices on the menu doesn't scare
you away, you'll end up with the
sandwich of your dreams. No, it
won't look like Brad Pitt, but it will
taste really, really good.

Amer's again beat out

Best Italian Food
Gratzi
The pasta is amazing, 1
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