0 0 , 4 p The Michigar 26 - The Michigan Daily - Best of Ann Arbor - Thursday, April 13, 1995 Best Ann Arbor film crowd: Michigan Theater, the premiere of "the four corners of nowhere." Worst films to take visiting parents: "Erotique" and "Exotica" Most inconvenient restrooms: Michigan Theater Best film that nobody saw, liked or understood, but was too pretentious to admit: "To Live" Best reference during an Oscar acceptance speech: "Pulp Fiction" co-writer Roger Avery repeating Gump's "I gotta take a pee" sentiment Best first-time feature: David O. Russell, "Spanking the Monkey" Grumpiest ticket sellers/takers: State Theater. Best Performances: Martin Landau ("Ed Wood"), Linda Fiorentino ("The Last Seduction"), Samuel L. Jackson ("Pulp Fiction" and "Fresh"), Dianne Wiest ("Bullets Over Broadway") Best Lines from "Pulp Fiction": "Well, gentlemen, let's not start suck- ing each other's dicks just yet." - Harvey Keitel, "The Wqlf' "Fox Force Five. Fox, as in we're a bunch of foxy chicks. Force, as in we're a force to be reckoned with. Five as in there's one, two, three, four, five of us." - Uma Thurman, "Mia" "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead." - Bruce Willis, "Butch" "Every time my fingers touch brain I'm 'Superfly TNT,' I'm the 'Guns of Navarone.' I'm what Jimmie Walker usta talk about. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail." - Samuel L. Jackson, "Jules" "Yeah but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good."- John Travolta, "Vincent" "Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know cuz even if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker." - Jackson Best Lines not from "Pulp Fiction": "Everyone keeps telling me not to forget about them if I make the NBA. I say If I don't make the NBA, don't forget about me." -- Arthur Agee, "Hoop Dreams" "The world will open up to you like a magnificent vagina." - Dianne Wiest, "Bullets Over Broadway" Best Cheap Beer: Best Subs: Touchdown Cafe Subway $1.50 a bottle on the weekends. It just Relatively cheap and fi doesn't get any cheaper unless it's il- subs are made by "sandf legal. Best hopes for the Pearls before swine, or Reeves award for worst future: Kirsten Dunst, Natalie Portman, Tom Noonan, Kevin Smith, Sean Nelson, David O. Russell, Jeremy Davies Much Ado About Nothing, or most overrated films: "Forrest Gump," "Nell," "Red Rock West," "Speed." most underrated film: "Fresh," "The Hudsucker Proxy," "Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle." Best Films nobody saw: "Heavenly Creatures," "Hoop Dreams," "The Last Seduction," "Spanking the Monkey," "Ed Wood." You must be great in bed or the Keanu actor: Macaulay Caulkin Best Lead Actress: Demi Moore's cleavage, "Disclosure" and the cast of "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert." The Michael Caine overworking award: Tim Robbins Best Theater: Michigan Theater Best theater promo: Free Buncha Crunch and admission after 6 visits to the Ann Arbor 1&2 .r---is .., _ the wnndri" SEAFOOD RESTAURANT Proudlv presents Chef Xing W. Lin from Award Winning Xi Tung Seafood Restaurant, Chinatown, New York - To serve you the best! (Near BrooMal) Monthly Special 0 , F ] OJ l1 Ann Arbor ( 11/4Ilb.Lobster 1FF DINNER, GETHE 0 747-9500 110501ofIQUL OR LESSER (1F ,l$ Major Credit.Cards 'V Le aLUEd 2OFF 'dCARRY-OUTS AcceptedJL urn, facp>rrSI.J L i ' t e'r'" i54" INTERNATIONAL KAREOKE 9PM-2AM EVERY NIGHT!! "ed Hawk is the place to luncn. Best Lunch: Red Hawk Now this is the place to go for a date. It's never exactly calm, but always intimate, whether you're in a booth or at a table. They offer a great selec- tion of dishes you won't find any- where else on campus. A must try. Best Coffee: Espresso Royale It made for a cool set in "the four cor- ners of nowhere," but what happened to the smoking section? You can't have a cool coffee house if you don't have to cut through a cloud of smoke to see the beatniks. Snap snap, daddy-o. Best Burgers: Blimpy Burgers It's greasy and it's huge. It's more beef than you thought you could handle. No, it's not Dianne Weist at the Os- cars (Ouch! Sorry!), it's a Blimpy burger. So good you can't eat just one. Best French Fries: McDonald's These addictive little suckers will give a worse run for S.U. than any Big Mac Attack ever could. Newsletters Newsletters Newsletters Newsletters Big savings on newsletters for all clubs, businesses, and organizations. ma M Best Pizza: Cottage Inn It's the sesame seeds on the crust, they give the whole pizza a better taste. If it weren't for those little wonders it would just be another Domino's pizza. Best Hot Dogs: Red Hot Lovers Red Hot Lovers, Chicago Dog House. Make up your mind, it's a hot dog. Best Wings: Mister Spots Not just your ordinary wings. These are special wings. We could give you the secret recipe, but then we'd have to kill you. Best Bar Drinks: Rick's Yeah, if you remember to bring your seven I.D.'s to get through the three levels of dungeon masters so you can finally join the meat market. Best Ice Cream: Stucchi's This Ann Arbor institution wins ev- ery year. Maybe it's because the ice cream is sooooo good. Or maybe it's because the name is cool. Or maybe it's because, when you think about it, where else can you even get ice cream? Best Chipati: Pizza House Man, you just can't make a chipati like Pizza House. So don't even try because we know you were thinking about it. Best Sandwiches: Amer's If the seemingly endless list of choices on the menu doesn't scare you away, you'll end up with the sandwich of your dreams. No, it won't look like Brad Pitt, but it will taste really, really good. Amer's again beat out Best Italian Food Gratzi The pasta is amazing, 1 ambient, and the coffee I I.1\1- 1 P-dI Lt )1>ti1 i l . t:{t. U.A 1) 1t>I:I ' U U Scorekeepers 2 Big Screens - Satellites - 30 TV's POOL TABLES & DARTS ~ Over 20 Beers on Draft~- Salads - Sandwiches - Burgers & Mexican Fare Facilities Available for Large Parties 10 Maynrd 995-0581 Central Campus Dan Akroyd gets bigger by the min 6 .. .-- m w .. a . r,..