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Student Government Blows
We seem to have struck a nerve with
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Cougarwas filled for weeks with letters
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largest gift ever given to a pubhlic
university. The reason: $25 million of the
donation was earmarked for the athletic
department, and most of the remaining
money went for a high-tech concert hall
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It seems that art student Rudy Vargas
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head for beef. Vargas spent three days
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like a human head, then displayed it on a
plate of lettuce and grapes as part of an
art exhibit. The trouble came when he
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Editor on Fellowship, OhioState U.
Sexual harassment: Cracking down
BySHAON BALDWIN harassment charges, but added that the number would be
Oklahoma Daily, U. of Oklahoma multiplied greatly if it were to include staff and students.
"We feel a great problem on this campus is student harassment,"
Although months have passed since the furor created by she said. "Most students who complain about harassment are not
Oklahoma U. law professor Anita Hill's allegations of sexual complaining about faculty but aboutother students."
harassment against Supreme CourtJustice Clarence Thomas, many Nationally, college officials estimate that about one in every four
university administrators are now female students are the victims
scrambling to insure their of some t
students and faculty are protected harassment - more often than
in cases of harassment not from fellow students.
Although Hill said she is ; However, the most publicized
unable to speak to reporters cases are often incidents of
about specifics of the case faculty-student or faculty-faculty
because of an ongoing investi- harassment. Stanford U.
gation of the leak which brought suffered such an incident when
her allegations to light, she said: Frances Conley, a Stanford brain
"What has happened is un- 4surgeon, resigned after enduring
fortunate, but I think we can what she called two decades of
maximize the positive aspects of sexual harassment in the
the situation. Unfortunately, I'muniversity's medical school.
not in a position right now where Conley said she suffered sexual
I can do anything about it." advances, inappropriate com-
iutothers are doingsomething. ments and degrading treatment,
Colleges across the country are r but decided to stay after officials
asking task forces to re-examine r wassured her the sexist atmo-
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Anita Hill: Ushering in a new era of awareness or sexual distrust? it counsel at Stanford, said
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Opportunity Commission, which cover everything from unwanted "We wantto make it easier forsvictims to come forward," she said.
sexual solicitations, verbal harassment, comments about anatomy, Sexual harassment also resulted in the resignation of the vice
dirty jokes and any unwanted, repeated communication of a sexual chancellor of student affairs at the U. of Missouri this winter. David
nature. McIntire was relieved of his administrative duties following charges
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harassment policy has been called for by the chancellor.o ffice. The women claimed McIntire left condoms on secretaries'
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urgency to getting that approved" by the academic senate, said Jane stories to the women in his office, and once walked through the offices
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Marquette Tribune, Marquette U.
As urban universities and colleges watch
increasing crime contribute to decreasing
enrollment, one school has intentions for a
near-$100 million project to significantly
involve the campus in the "rehabilitating" of
Early in December, Marquette U.
announced plans to buy up properties in
the near-campus areas and resell the land to
selected merchants in an attempt to stabilize
the decaying neighborhood.
The Rev. Albert J. DiUlio, university
president, said Marquette has purchased
some properties along a street directly
bordering the campus. The street, lined
with numerous taverns and inexpensive
eateries, has been known as a landmark to
students since the time DiUlio was attending
the school himself in the mid-1960s.
"The Campus Circle Project would bring
in businesses that would not contribute to
student delinquency," said DiUlio, who has
been university presidentjust over one year.
Working with new businesses, Marquette
hopes to develop housing for students and
for residents by rehabilitating some existing
structures and tearing down others to erect
new buildings, DiUlio said.
Milwaukee Mayor John O. Norquist said
that although this is not an entirely new
concept, Marquette is taking a different
approach by not 'just buying up land,
taking over and kicking out the residents.
They are trying to work together with the
neighborhood to help it improve itself.
According to the plan, the budget would
be divided among projects including
educational outreach, expanded legal and
health assistance outreach, and neigh-
borhood and business development.
"Instead of building walls around itself,
Marquette is making the effort to build
bridges into the community so that working
together (we) can produce better results,
However, some students questioned the
university's intent to develop the new
Stina Johnson, a sophomore from the
nearby Milwaukee area, said she does not
understand how the university plans to
improve the situation "by merely displacing
the impoverished people. Building up the
neighborhood will make it more expensive
and the people who can no longer afford to
live here will just move to worse areas.
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Rev. Albert J. DIUlio and nouveau ivory tower.
the city will continue to deteriorate."
Others were disheartened to hear the
university planned to tear down student
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as a city school. We can't avoid the problems
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