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donation was earmarked for the athletic
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Sexual harassment: Cracking down
BySHAON BALDWIN harassment charges, but added that the number would be
Oklahoma Daily, U. of Oklahoma multiplied greatly if it were to include staff and students.
"We feel a great problem on this campus is student harassment,"
Although months have passed since the furor created by she said. "Most students who complain about harassment are not
Oklahoma U. law professor Anita Hill's allegations of sexual complaining about faculty but aboutother students."
harassment against Supreme CourtJustice Clarence Thomas, many Nationally, college officials estimate that about one in every four
university administrators are now female students are the victims
scrambling to insure their of some t
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in cases of harassment not from fellow students.
Although Hill said she is ; However, the most publicized
unable to speak to reporters cases are often incidents of
about specifics of the case faculty-student or faculty-faculty
because of an ongoing investi- harassment. Stanford U.
gation of the leak which brought suffered such an incident when
her allegations to light, she said: Frances Conley, a Stanford brain
"What has happened is un- 4surgeon, resigned after enduring
fortunate, but I think we can what she called two decades of
maximize the positive aspects of sexual harassment in the
the situation. Unfortunately, I'muniversity's medical school.
not in a position right now where Conley said she suffered sexual
I can do anything about it." advances, inappropriate com-
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asking task forces to re-examine r wassured her the sexist atmo-
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colleges' policies defining sexualsa
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Opportunity Commission, which cover everything from unwanted "We wantto make it easier forsvictims to come forward," she said.
sexual solicitations, verbal harassment, comments about anatomy, Sexual harassment also resulted in the resignation of the vice
dirty jokes and any unwanted, repeated communication of a sexual chancellor of student affairs at the U. of Missouri this winter. David
nature. McIntire was relieved of his administrative duties following charges
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harassment policy has been called for by the chancellor.o ffice. The women claimed McIntire left condoms on secretaries'
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Marquette Tribune, Marquette U.
As urban universities and colleges watch
increasing crime contribute to decreasing
enrollment, one school has intentions for a
near-$100 million project to significantly
involve the campus in the "rehabilitating" of
surrounding neighborhoods.
Early in December, Marquette U.
announced plans to buy up properties in
the near-campus areas and resell the land to
selected merchants in an attempt to stabilize
the decaying neighborhood.
The Rev. Albert J. DiUlio, university
president, said Marquette has purchased
some properties along a street directly
bordering the campus. The street, lined
with numerous taverns and inexpensive
eateries, has been known as a landmark to
students since the time DiUlio was attending
the school himself in the mid-1960s.
"The Campus Circle Project would bring
in businesses that would not contribute to
student delinquency," said DiUlio, who has
been university presidentjust over one year.
Working with new businesses, Marquette
hopes to develop housing for students and
for residents by rehabilitating some existing
structures and tearing down others to erect
new buildings, DiUlio said.
Milwaukee Mayor John O. Norquist said
that although this is not an entirely new
concept, Marquette is taking a different
approach by not 'just buying up land,
taking over and kicking out the residents.
They are trying to work together with the
neighborhood to help it improve itself.
According to the plan, the budget would
be divided among projects including
educational outreach, expanded legal and
health assistance outreach, and neigh-
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"Instead of building walls around itself,
Marquette is making the effort to build
bridges into the community so that working
together (we) can produce better results,
Norquist said.
However, some students questioned the
university's intent to develop the new
properties.
Stina Johnson, a sophomore from the
nearby Milwaukee area, said she does not
understand how the university plans to
improve the situation "by merely displacing
the impoverished people. Building up the
neighborhood will make it more expensive
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