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The street, lined with numerous taverns and inexpensive eateries, has been known as a landmark to students since the time DiUlio was attending the school himself in the mid-1960s. "The Campus Circle Project would bring in businesses that would not contribute to student delinquency," said DiUlio, who has been university presidentjust over one year. Working with new businesses, Marquette hopes to develop housing for students and for residents by rehabilitating some existing structures and tearing down others to erect new buildings, DiUlio said. Milwaukee Mayor John O. Norquist said that although this is not an entirely new concept, Marquette is taking a different approach by not 'just buying up land, taking over and kicking out the residents. They are trying to work together with the neighborhood to help it improve itself. According to the plan, the budget would be divided among projects including educational outreach, expanded legal and health assistance outreach, and neigh- borhood and business development. "Instead of building walls around itself, Marquette is making the effort to build bridges into the community so that working together (we) can produce better results, Norquist said. However, some students questioned the university's intent to develop the new properties. Stina Johnson, a sophomore from the nearby Milwaukee area, said she does not understand how the university plans to improve the situation "by merely displacing the impoverished people. Building up the neighborhood will make it more expensive and the people who can no longer afford to live here will just move to worse areas. Maybe the neighborhood will improve, but day tour (holy irorn ow'I only for 18-35 year olda -ods. 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