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THE MICHIGAN DAILY
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By SWAMI HOWILUVYUH
T WAS A blistering morning Monday in an obscure hamlet
near Istanbul (I had been burping my favorite yak) when the
call came through from Ann Arbor. Someone with an echo
chamber for lungs-I immediately remembered Tor-told of the
Daily's need for my talents.
With recollections of the youths drugged with hysteria that
I encountered last spring during March Madness, I nevertheless
acquiesced to their whining and have journeyed again to your
strange land.
EACH OF THE four defending champions which I so kindly
ushered- into the throne room have vanished into thin air, so I
am left with the task of using nothing more than my hookah,
lamp, and crystal sphere to guide me. But these tools should
be more than equal to the earthly task.
The task today is mainly centered in East Lansing, a burg
in which I have encountered Brobdingnagian spotted beasts and
little else.
IN CLASS A, or should I call it the small college division,
Detroit Southwestern (13-3) meets 5th-ranked Pontiac Central
(24-2), and number four rated Saginaw (24-1) takes on 9th-ranked
Detroit Northwestern (22-3). Class B finds top-rated Hudsonville
Unity Christian (26-0) going against Albion (20-5), and 14th-rated
Bay City All Saints (22-3) collides with Dearborn Divine Child
(19-5). All of these tilts are in the agricultural college's barn,
or Jenison Fieldhouse.
Another doubleheader is on tap (I hope something else is
too--I may not want to face the morning's fan mail from grateful
gamblers) at the Lansing Civic Center. 16th-ranked Battle Creek
St. Philip (21-4) meets Detroit East Catholic (19-6) in Class C
and Ann Arbor St. Thomas (20-6) encounters No. 1 Flint Holy
Rosary (25-0) in 'D.' The final 'C' game pits top-rated St.
Ignace (22-0) and No. 4 Saginaw St. Stephen (24-2), while the
other 'D' meeting sees White Pine (21-4) facing 10th-ranked
Grand Rapids Covenant Christian (21-4).
Pioneer and season-long kingpin Detroit Catholic Central are out
(the latter courtesy of N'western), everyone has jumped on the
Trojans sturdy bandwagon-that's right, not camels, Sheba. But
the Colts seem to have picked up that mysterious March malady
known as tournament fever after losing in the PSL playoffs.
And Saginaw's two big boarders have leg troubles. Besides, the
denizens of Lefty Frizzell country, and the Saginaw Valley,
were getting a bit too uppity, anyway.
0 HUDSONVILLE UNITY CHRISTIAN 69, ALBION 61: There
doesn't seem like anyone has the savvy to stop Unity and their
All-State pivotman Mark Veenstra, although Abilene (excuse me,
Albion) may have a chance after their shocker over Carrolton.
But it isn't in the tea leaves, and if I'm wrong may a leprous
dromedary copy-edit these lines.
BAY CITY ALL SAINTS 59, DEARBORN DIVINE CHILD
48: The Swami says three Hail Marys, two Our Fathers, and
one Glory Be.
* ST. IGNACE 75, SAGINAW ST. STEPHEN 72: My age-
old ingrown toenail cries SSS, but a mysterious voice from
Baghdad whispers, "Saints." The . Titans violated their U.P.
foe a year ago, but they'll have to equal their majestic play in
1972 in order to soothe my diseased digit. After this one court
magician Eddie Lester and his Saints will "go marching on."
" DETROIT EAST CATHOLIC 68, BATTLE CREEK ST.
PHILIP 64: Playing for the right(?) to be burned next weekend,
Swami turns to Mecca.
* WHITE PINE 59, GR COVENANT CHRISTIAN 58: 'An
ancient soothsayer, without a full deck, once said, "A bird in
the hand is worth two in the bush." If bush means anything, it
means the Upper Peninsula. And that means the mighty War-
riors of White Pine (enrollment 40) will ride their caravan 670
miles to Crisler next weekend.
1 FLINT HOLY ROSARY 48, ANN ARBOR ST. THOMAS
43: 18 Irish fanatics are going for the battering ram outside, but
the fearless Swami, who knows all, can read the beads.
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So with a preliminary puff and a quick patch-up job on you
know what, here's what will take place tomorrow:
* PONTIAC CENTRAL 83, DET. SOUTHWESTERN 78: The
question is, can the Detroiters, who didn't even qualify for the
Public School League playoffs, come up with a second non-
pareil performance in less than 48 hours (they thrashed tbp-
ranked Ann Arbor Pioneer 77-59 Thursday in the quarters)? You
better believe they'll have to in order to halt the tournament-
tested Chiefs, although veteran coach Ralph 'Grubb won't be
on hand because of recent exploratory surgery. The throng of
10,000 or so may never, be the same after this one, and neither
will Southwestern.
0 DETROIT NORTHWESTERN 76, SAGINAW 74: Now that
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As Lofton Green, George McGov-
ern and Thomas E. Dewey know,
sooner or later all good things
must come an end. Unfortunately
for you roundball fans who like
exciting games and unpredictable
national tournaments, UCLA's good
thing, (a basketball dynasty) will
probably end later.
John Wooden brings his charges
into the NCAA semifinals for the
seventh year in a row, and the
last time a UCLA team was de-
feated in NCAA tournament action
was on March 16, 1963 when the
University of San Francisco nipped
the Bruins 76-75. Against this in-
surmountable foe the NCAA has of-
fered three rather dubious oppo-
nents. Providence has a 27-2 record
and a fourth place national rank-'
Can UCLA Lose?
NCAA Semifinals
at St. Louis
Providence (27-2) vs. Memphis
St. (23-5), 2 P.M.
UCLA (27-0) vs. Indiana (21-5),
4 P.M.
NIT Semifinals
at New York
Virginia Tech vs. Alabama,
2 P.M.
Notre Dame vs. North Carolino,
4 P.M.
ing but was routed by UCLA 101-
77 earlier in the season. Indiana!
has a 21-5 record and a sixth'
ranking but many considered the
Hoosiers to be the second best
team in the Big Ten. Memphis
State is 23-5, and ranked twelfth'
but they hail from the unheralded
Missouri Valley Conference.
The first game, beginning at
2:00 P.M. EST, will match Mem-j
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Memphis State is led by two
homegrown seniors, Larry Finch
and Ronnie Robinson, who have
played basketball together since
junior high school. They led last
year's Tigers, to a first place tie
in the MVC and a trip to the NIT.
This year, junior college All-
American transfer Larry Kenon
has made a big difference in the
Tigers' toughness. Finch, who scor-
ed 32 in leading the Tigers t, a
92-72 regional victory over Kansas
State, was recently complimented
by his coach "Clean Gene" Bartow
who said, "I don't thisk there's a
better guard in the country than
Finch."
Providence, a small school of
2,600 students is also led by local
players: guard Ernie Di Gre-
gorio from North Providence and
center Marvin Barnes who hails
from South Providence. "Ernie
D", is a AP first team All-
American pick. His coach, Dave
Gavitt said, "I think what Ernie
D. has meant to our team is that
everything we've done offensive-
ly is centered around him."
Barnes, a 6'8" junior, is capable
of dominating the inside game.
Kevin Stacom, A transfer from
Holy Cross, will help Di Gregor-
io at guard.
The second game will match
contrasting styles, both on the
bench and on the court. Jon
Wooden, ("Jesus Christ" as some
of his fellow coaches call him), is
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John Ritter a solid forward and
Quinn Buckner a 6-2 frosh guard
who many compare to Oscar
Robertson. While Knight hasn't
revealed what type of game his
team is going to play he is ex-
tremely pleased to be in St.
Louis.
Wooden when asked about the
game said, "We can't expect a
well-executed delayed type of
game because that is their usual
style." But many think that there,
is no style or nobody capable of
beating the top ranked Bruns.
They are led by All-American,
Collegiate Player of the year 6-11
Bill Walton, with support from
second team All - American 6-6
forward Keith Wilkes, and start-:
ers Larry Hollyfield, Larry Farm-
Alabama in quarter final action.
The first game will feature un-
icd in Sports herald Virginia Tech, who got
into the semis by virtue of a first
)AY round upset of New Mexico, then
nships at Knoxville they squeaked by the fans fav-
mpionships at Indiana orite, Fairfield of Connectcult, 77-
Fionshid s at Ind a 75.
Field, 1:30 p.m. The Gobblers' opponent will be
t Michigan Stadium, 1:30 p.m. the Crimson Tide of Alabama, who
er, and junior Greg Lee. upset heavily favored Minnesota.
The keys to this game all rest The second game will match sen-
on the Hoosier side, they have to timental favorite Notre Dame, who
play great in order to win. Down- beat Southern California in the
ing must score on Walton, while first game, by shooting 33 foul
staying out of foul trouble and shots to USC's 2. In their second
handle his share of the rebound- game they upset highly regarded
ing. The rest of the Hosiers must Louisville. The Irish don't have
do an exceptional job of outside too much talen but they keep win-
shooting. Some people think that ning, the leaders of the attack are
Indiana can give UCLA a good John Scumate, center, and Dwight
game, Michigan coach Johnny Orr Clay a sophomore guard.
is one. "I think a lot of people North Carolina, Notre Dame's
are going to be surprised, I think opponent, has been playing in
Indiana will give them a game." North Carolina State's shadow all
In the other tournament at year and they are anxious to go
New York's Madison Squar Gar- home a winner. They are led by
den the NIT, most of the favored Guard George Karl and forward
teams have fallen by the way- Bobby Jones. North Carolina got
side. Minnesota, everyone's pre- by Massachusetts to make the
tourney favorite, was upset by semi-final round.
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>nly recorded movement this year Here at the lovable offices of way back to 1902 for the Maize and spelled victory to the onrushing
was to walk down the sideline and the Michigan Daily, many ancient Blue. Although the score was 34-7. Wolverines. Michigan recovered a
scold Digger Phelps on the un- hardbound collections of yellowed in favor of Michigan, .the biggest blocked Beaver punt and drove 15
sportshe othercond ucBof hisKnt newspapers line the walls holding story of the game was the num- yards for the TD with Anthony
BObtheaother asowKngh unusual accounts of forgotten Wol-,ber of brilliant individual perform- getting his second score. Timber-
or Bobby T as he was known atunsa
Army is as exlosive as nitro- verine sporting events. Today, it's ances turned in by Michigan play- lake ran for two points on the con
glyei. sa wratho ile tro-time once again to turn back the ers. version and the game was virtually
glycerin. His wrath will extend hands of time and delve into an- FOR SPORTSWRITERS f r o m over with the Maize and Blue hold-
from the officials, to his own play- other chapter of Michigan's suc- { all over the nation, it turned out ing a commanding 20-7 lead.
ers, and as far the crowd. cessful exploits in the world of to be quite a field day in the Afterward, Timberlake discussed
Indiana is a very young team, collegiate sports. Michigan locker room following 'his pro football plans. "I haven't
satin two eshen., h os i The place, California; the date, 'the game. talked to any teams as of yet, in
are led by 6-8 senior center, January, 1965; the occasion, the fact, I'm not even sure I'll play
51st annual Rose Bowl game, pro football." (Timberlake later
which finds the Beavers of Ore- played with the New York Giants
TUESDAY & THURSDAY gon State playing host to an ex- of the NFL.)
DUSTIN HOE [IT AN It seems while o1' Ann Arbor is Michigan had slipped by the
buried under a blanket of winter With All-American Bob Timber- Buckeyes in a real barn-burner
snow, many local residents have lake brilliantly directing the of- down in Columbus by a 10-0 score.
escaped to the sunny shores of the fense, and Mel "My Man" An- Meanwhile the Beavers had nipped
Golden West: thony running for more touch- arch-rival Oregon by one point, 7-6.
Kw i THE CONGLOMERATION of downs than anyone had seen in a This tied them for the Pac-8 cham-
students, alumni, fans, and bands- Rose Bowl for a long time, it was pionship with Southern California.
man who were lucky enough (or a sweet victory for Michigan fans.
rich enough) to secure tickets to "No, I wasn't aware that I set A SPECIAL meeting of league
the "classic", comprised an ex- a Rose Bowl record" remarked officials was assembled to decide
UTPL[ BIG M tremely vocal, rowdy, and thor- Anthony after being questioned the Pac-8 representative. In a very
TRG oughly sauced cheering section for about his dazzling 84 yard run en controversial decision, Oregon
Panavision" Technicolor 'the Wolverines, route to one of his touchdowns. State was voted into the Rose Bowl
7:15 & 9:30 P.M. And did they ever have some- "Some people called them (Ore- ahead of the Trojans.
Modern Languages Aud. 3 thing to cheer about. This 1964 gon State) a rinky-dink team, but This set the stage, after the Wol-
$1.25 New World Film Co-op team continued the bright Rose they hit as hard as anybody we've verine cakewalk, for the backers
- -- --- -played" added the bruising full- of Southern Cal to put on their "I
back. "It was pretty close there told you so". show.
for a while." One Los Angeles columnist re=
Close wasn't the word. The Beav- marked. after the game "The kind-
LSS FILMS'ers dominated the first quarter of ly thing for Oregon State to have
the game and jumped out to a done was to have admitted the
PRESENTS quick 7-0 lead. The Wolverines facts of life and declined the Rose
slugged back for two touchdowns Bowl invitation."
I in the second quarter, but failed Another writer added "Oregon
"FO R WO M tept. Bth teas fildintAthe thesstas adedy-Oikionh
each time on the conversion at- State fielded a team that was as
tempt. Both teams filed into the helpless as a leaky-tiki on the
locker room at halftime with Mich- swollen Willamette River. As for
igan holding a none too big 12-7 the headlines : "Michigan 34, AA-
THE BELL TOLLS" _______ WU Representative 7" was
BUT A BARRAGE of Oregon cal of the Los Angeles papers.
STARRING-GARY COOPER,
INGRID BERGMAN, KATINA PAXINOV
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March Art
fair
Where?
Wheh?
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Michigan Union Ballroom
Sunday,
March 25,
12-6 p.m.
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Artists displaying and selling their work
Who?
Open to everyone.
No admission charge
The March Art Fair is the first event to be sponsored by the University of Michigan Artists and Crafts-
men Guild.
The Guild, subsidized in part by The University Activities Center, has formed in response to the interest
among artists and the Ann Arbor community in the Ann Arbor Free Art Fair. In addition to sponsoring the Free
Fair in July. the Guild will sponsor three other fairs to be held in the Michigan Union Ballroom. The Guild also
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