Page Six THE MICHIGAN DAILY Saturday, March 24, 1973 1 Page Six THE MICHIGAN DAILY Saturday, March 24, 1973 -TONIGHT- Swam& the Carnal Knowledge AIIII AIb icks the semis By SWAMI HOWILUVYUH T WAS A blistering morning Monday in an obscure hamlet near Istanbul (I had been burping my favorite yak) when the call came through from Ann Arbor. Someone with an echo chamber for lungs-I immediately remembered Tor-told of the Daily's need for my talents. With recollections of the youths drugged with hysteria that I encountered last spring during March Madness, I nevertheless acquiesced to their whining and have journeyed again to your strange land. EACH OF THE four defending champions which I so kindly ushered- into the throne room have vanished into thin air, so I am left with the task of using nothing more than my hookah, lamp, and crystal sphere to guide me. But these tools should be more than equal to the earthly task. The task today is mainly centered in East Lansing, a burg in which I have encountered Brobdingnagian spotted beasts and little else. IN CLASS A, or should I call it the small college division, Detroit Southwestern (13-3) meets 5th-ranked Pontiac Central (24-2), and number four rated Saginaw (24-1) takes on 9th-ranked Detroit Northwestern (22-3). Class B finds top-rated Hudsonville Unity Christian (26-0) going against Albion (20-5), and 14th-rated Bay City All Saints (22-3) collides with Dearborn Divine Child (19-5). All of these tilts are in the agricultural college's barn, or Jenison Fieldhouse. Another doubleheader is on tap (I hope something else is too--I may not want to face the morning's fan mail from grateful gamblers) at the Lansing Civic Center. 16th-ranked Battle Creek St. Philip (21-4) meets Detroit East Catholic (19-6) in Class C and Ann Arbor St. Thomas (20-6) encounters No. 1 Flint Holy Rosary (25-0) in 'D.' The final 'C' game pits top-rated St. Ignace (22-0) and No. 4 Saginaw St. Stephen (24-2), while the other 'D' meeting sees White Pine (21-4) facing 10th-ranked Grand Rapids Covenant Christian (21-4). Pioneer and season-long kingpin Detroit Catholic Central are out (the latter courtesy of N'western), everyone has jumped on the Trojans sturdy bandwagon-that's right, not camels, Sheba. But the Colts seem to have picked up that mysterious March malady known as tournament fever after losing in the PSL playoffs. And Saginaw's two big boarders have leg troubles. Besides, the denizens of Lefty Frizzell country, and the Saginaw Valley, were getting a bit too uppity, anyway. 0 HUDSONVILLE UNITY CHRISTIAN 69, ALBION 61: There doesn't seem like anyone has the savvy to stop Unity and their All-State pivotman Mark Veenstra, although Abilene (excuse me, Albion) may have a chance after their shocker over Carrolton. But it isn't in the tea leaves, and if I'm wrong may a leprous dromedary copy-edit these lines. BAY CITY ALL SAINTS 59, DEARBORN DIVINE CHILD 48: The Swami says three Hail Marys, two Our Fathers, and one Glory Be. * ST. IGNACE 75, SAGINAW ST. STEPHEN 72: My age- old ingrown toenail cries SSS, but a mysterious voice from Baghdad whispers, "Saints." The . Titans violated their U.P. foe a year ago, but they'll have to equal their majestic play in 1972 in order to soothe my diseased digit. After this one court magician Eddie Lester and his Saints will "go marching on." " DETROIT EAST CATHOLIC 68, BATTLE CREEK ST. PHILIP 64: Playing for the right(?) to be burned next weekend, Swami turns to Mecca. * WHITE PINE 59, GR COVENANT CHRISTIAN 58: 'An ancient soothsayer, without a full deck, once said, "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." If bush means anything, it means the Upper Peninsula. And that means the mighty War- riors of White Pine (enrollment 40) will ride their caravan 670 miles to Crisler next weekend. 1 FLINT HOLY ROSARY 48, ANN ARBOR ST. THOMAS 43: 18 Irish fanatics are going for the battering ram outside, but the fearless Swami, who knows all, can read the beads. : Y 4 CARNAL KNOWLEDGE is one best movies ever!" of the -Liz Smith, Cosmopolitan Mike Nichols, Jack Nicholson, Candice Bergen, Art Garfunkel, Ann-Margaret, Jules Feiffer Carnal Knowledge-Tonight MODERN LANGUAGES AUDITORIUMS 7:00-8:00-8:45-9:45-10:30 p.m. Swami Howiluvyuh So with a preliminary puff and a quick patch-up job on you know what, here's what will take place tomorrow: * PONTIAC CENTRAL 83, DET. SOUTHWESTERN 78: The question is, can the Detroiters, who didn't even qualify for the Public School League playoffs, come up with a second non- pareil performance in less than 48 hours (they thrashed tbp- ranked Ann Arbor Pioneer 77-59 Thursday in the quarters)? You better believe they'll have to in order to halt the tournament- tested Chiefs, although veteran coach Ralph 'Grubb won't be on hand because of recent exploratory surgery. The throng of 10,000 or so may never, be the same after this one, and neither will Southwestern. 0 DETROIT NORTHWESTERN 76, SAGINAW 74: Now that v $1.25 cont. Friends of Newsreel I m 1 FRIARS, TIGERS IN OTHER SEMI: er iooswrs 4 take on Bruins I Publish a Newspaper By MIKE LISULL As Lofton Green, George McGov- ern and Thomas E. Dewey know, sooner or later all good things must come an end. Unfortunately for you roundball fans who like exciting games and unpredictable national tournaments, UCLA's good thing, (a basketball dynasty) will probably end later. John Wooden brings his charges into the NCAA semifinals for the seventh year in a row, and the last time a UCLA team was de- feated in NCAA tournament action was on March 16, 1963 when the University of San Francisco nipped the Bruins 76-75. Against this in- surmountable foe the NCAA has of- fered three rather dubious oppo- nents. Providence has a 27-2 record and a fourth place national rank-' Can UCLA Lose? NCAA Semifinals at St. Louis Providence (27-2) vs. Memphis St. (23-5), 2 P.M. UCLA (27-0) vs. Indiana (21-5), 4 P.M. NIT Semifinals at New York Virginia Tech vs. Alabama, 2 P.M. Notre Dame vs. North Carolino, 4 P.M. ing but was routed by UCLA 101- 77 earlier in the season. Indiana! has a 21-5 record and a sixth' ranking but many considered the Hoosiers to be the second best team in the Big Ten. Memphis State is 23-5, and ranked twelfth' but they hail from the unheralded Missouri Valley Conference. The first game, beginning at 2:00 P.M. EST, will match Mem-j Do You REALLY Want To Go To MEDICAL DENTAL VETERINARY SCHOOL Let us help you gain admission PROFESSIONAL SCHOOL PLACEMENT SERVICE 29636 Pickford Livonia, Mich. 48152 phis State and Providence. Memphis State is led by two homegrown seniors, Larry Finch and Ronnie Robinson, who have played basketball together since junior high school. They led last year's Tigers, to a first place tie in the MVC and a trip to the NIT. This year, junior college All- American transfer Larry Kenon has made a big difference in the Tigers' toughness. Finch, who scor- ed 32 in leading the Tigers t, a 92-72 regional victory over Kansas State, was recently complimented by his coach "Clean Gene" Bartow who said, "I don't thisk there's a better guard in the country than Finch." Providence, a small school of 2,600 students is also led by local players: guard Ernie Di Gre- gorio from North Providence and center Marvin Barnes who hails from South Providence. "Ernie D", is a AP first team All- American pick. His coach, Dave Gavitt said, "I think what Ernie D. has meant to our team is that everything we've done offensive- ly is centered around him." Barnes, a 6'8" junior, is capable of dominating the inside game. Kevin Stacom, A transfer from Holy Cross, will help Di Gregor- io at guard. The second game will match contrasting styles, both on the bench and on the court. Jon Wooden, ("Jesus Christ" as some of his fellow coaches call him), is .,<.,: mlr~m nn ad an THis (This Weehei, TOD SWIMMING-NCAA champio GYMNASTICS-Big Ten char RUGBY-Chicago at Palmer LACROSSE-West Virginia a John Ritter a solid forward and Quinn Buckner a 6-2 frosh guard who many compare to Oscar Robertson. While Knight hasn't revealed what type of game his team is going to play he is ex- tremely pleased to be in St. Louis. Wooden when asked about the game said, "We can't expect a well-executed delayed type of game because that is their usual style." But many think that there, is no style or nobody capable of beating the top ranked Bruns. They are led by All-American, Collegiate Player of the year 6-11 Bill Walton, with support from second team All - American 6-6 forward Keith Wilkes, and start-: ers Larry Hollyfield, Larry Farm- Alabama in quarter final action. The first game will feature un- icd in Sports herald Virginia Tech, who got into the semis by virtue of a first )AY round upset of New Mexico, then nships at Knoxville they squeaked by the fans fav- mpionships at Indiana orite, Fairfield of Connectcult, 77- Fionshid s at Ind a 75. Field, 1:30 p.m. The Gobblers' opponent will be t Michigan Stadium, 1:30 p.m. the Crimson Tide of Alabama, who er, and junior Greg Lee. upset heavily favored Minnesota. The keys to this game all rest The second game will match sen- on the Hoosier side, they have to timental favorite Notre Dame, who play great in order to win. Down- beat Southern California in the ing must score on Walton, while first game, by shooting 33 foul staying out of foul trouble and shots to USC's 2. In their second handle his share of the rebound- game they upset highly regarded ing. The rest of the Hosiers must Louisville. The Irish don't have do an exceptional job of outside too much talen but they keep win- shooting. Some people think that ning, the leaders of the attack are Indiana can give UCLA a good John Scumate, center, and Dwight game, Michigan coach Johnny Orr Clay a sophomore guard. is one. "I think a lot of people North Carolina, Notre Dame's are going to be surprised, I think opponent, has been playing in Indiana will give them a game." North Carolina State's shadow all In the other tournament at year and they are anxious to go New York's Madison Squar Gar- home a winner. They are led by den the NIT, most of the favored Guard George Karl and forward teams have fallen by the way- Bobby Jones. North Carolina got side. Minnesota, everyone's pre- by Massachusetts to make the tourney favorite, was upset by semi-final round. a 14 4 J Michigan maulea Oregon State in controversial '65 Rose Bowl I I jC t ,c c ';t ,f f staff I I I a very inna1-mannrea mlan. "i.By MIKE PRITULA Bowl tradition that goes all the mistakes early in the second half >nly recorded movement this year Here at the lovable offices of way back to 1902 for the Maize and spelled victory to the onrushing was to walk down the sideline and the Michigan Daily, many ancient Blue. Although the score was 34-7. Wolverines. Michigan recovered a scold Digger Phelps on the un- hardbound collections of yellowed in favor of Michigan, .the biggest blocked Beaver punt and drove 15 sportshe othercond ucBof hisKnt newspapers line the walls holding story of the game was the num- yards for the TD with Anthony BObtheaother asowKngh unusual accounts of forgotten Wol-,ber of brilliant individual perform- getting his second score. Timber- or Bobby T as he was known atunsa Army is as exlosive as nitro- verine sporting events. Today, it's ances turned in by Michigan play- lake ran for two points on the con glyei. sa wratho ile tro-time once again to turn back the ers. version and the game was virtually glycerin. His wrath will extend hands of time and delve into an- FOR SPORTSWRITERS f r o m over with the Maize and Blue hold- from the officials, to his own play- other chapter of Michigan's suc- { all over the nation, it turned out ing a commanding 20-7 lead. ers, and as far the crowd. cessful exploits in the world of to be quite a field day in the Afterward, Timberlake discussed Indiana is a very young team, collegiate sports. Michigan locker room following 'his pro football plans. "I haven't satin two eshen., h os i The place, California; the date, 'the game. talked to any teams as of yet, in are led by 6-8 senior center, January, 1965; the occasion, the fact, I'm not even sure I'll play 51st annual Rose Bowl game, pro football." (Timberlake later which finds the Beavers of Ore- played with the New York Giants TUESDAY & THURSDAY gon State playing host to an ex- of the NFL.) DUSTIN HOE [IT AN It seems while o1' Ann Arbor is Michigan had slipped by the buried under a blanket of winter With All-American Bob Timber- Buckeyes in a real barn-burner snow, many local residents have lake brilliantly directing the of- down in Columbus by a 10-0 score. escaped to the sunny shores of the fense, and Mel "My Man" An- Meanwhile the Beavers had nipped Golden West: thony running for more touch- arch-rival Oregon by one point, 7-6. Kw i THE CONGLOMERATION of downs than anyone had seen in a This tied them for the Pac-8 cham- students, alumni, fans, and bands- Rose Bowl for a long time, it was pionship with Southern California. man who were lucky enough (or a sweet victory for Michigan fans. rich enough) to secure tickets to "No, I wasn't aware that I set A SPECIAL meeting of league the "classic", comprised an ex- a Rose Bowl record" remarked officials was assembled to decide UTPL[ BIG M tremely vocal, rowdy, and thor- Anthony after being questioned the Pac-8 representative. In a very TRG oughly sauced cheering section for about his dazzling 84 yard run en controversial decision, Oregon Panavision" Technicolor 'the Wolverines, route to one of his touchdowns. State was voted into the Rose Bowl 7:15 & 9:30 P.M. And did they ever have some- "Some people called them (Ore- ahead of the Trojans. Modern Languages Aud. 3 thing to cheer about. This 1964 gon State) a rinky-dink team, but This set the stage, after the Wol- $1.25 New World Film Co-op team continued the bright Rose they hit as hard as anybody we've verine cakewalk, for the backers - -- --- -played" added the bruising full- of Southern Cal to put on their "I back. "It was pretty close there told you so". show. for a while." One Los Angeles columnist re= Close wasn't the word. The Beav- marked. after the game "The kind- LSS FILMS'ers dominated the first quarter of ly thing for Oregon State to have the game and jumped out to a done was to have admitted the PRESENTS quick 7-0 lead. The Wolverines facts of life and declined the Rose slugged back for two touchdowns Bowl invitation." I in the second quarter, but failed Another writer added "Oregon "FO R WO M tept. Bth teas fildintAthe thesstas adedy-Oikionh each time on the conversion at- State fielded a team that was as tempt. Both teams filed into the helpless as a leaky-tiki on the locker room at halftime with Mich- swollen Willamette River. As for igan holding a none too big 12-7 the headlines : "Michigan 34, AA- THE BELL TOLLS" _______ WU Representative 7" was BUT A BARRAGE of Oregon cal of the Los Angeles papers. STARRING-GARY COOPER, INGRID BERGMAN, KATINA PAXINOV , m , m'AV aA / THEGRADUAIESTIUDENICOLLOQUIUM March Art fair Where? Wheh? wa? Michigan Union Ballroom Sunday, March 25, 12-6 p.m. A Artists displaying and selling their work Who? Open to everyone. No admission charge The March Art Fair is the first event to be sponsored by the University of Michigan Artists and Crafts- men Guild. The Guild, subsidized in part by The University Activities Center, has formed in response to the interest among artists and the Ann Arbor community in the Ann Arbor Free Art Fair. In addition to sponsoring the Free Fair in July. the Guild will sponsor three other fairs to be held in the Michigan Union Ballroom. The Guild also I 0