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THE MICHIGAN DAILY
Saturday, October 31, 1970
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This SUNDAY, NOV. 1
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Five weeks ago, it looked as if been a standout, returning three
Colorado had one of the very best punts for scores.
football teams in the nation. The In the East, Penn State and
Buffaloes had just defeated Penn West Virginia will square off in
State impressively on national tel- the game that was supposed to de-
evision, and were considered a top cide the Lambert Trophy winner
contender for the Big Eight title this season. It has not worked out
and a major bowl bid. that way, however, as the Nittany
The next week, however, the sit- Lions have lost three times, and
uation radically changed. Sports the Mountaineers twice.
Illustrated ran a picture featuring The Lions still boast a strong
the Buffaloes on the cover of its
October 4 issue, and the inevitable .a
happened. Lynn Dickey and his Kickers play
Kansas State Wildcats c a m ei.l
through with a dramatic upset,
and Colorado was knocked from
the ranks of the undefeated. The Wolverine soccer club
Since then, head football coach will risk its 4-1 record in the
Eddie Crowder has -watched his Toledo League when it takes
hot and cold team lose twice more, on the Bavarian Kickers to-
to Oklahoma and Missouri. Today morrow at 1:30 p.m. The match
the Buffaloes play their toughest will be played at Pearson Field
opponent yet, as they entertain in Toledo.
the powerful Cornhuskers of Ne- Michigan's rugby team 'will
braska at Boulder, also be in action today. Both
Bob Devaney's team, currently the Blue and the Gold teams
ranked fourth in both wire ser- will battle Wisconsin.
vice polls has won six games and
tied one. They have won on the running game, led by juniors Ly-
strength of a superbly balanced dell Mitchell and Franco Harris,
offense and a rugged defense. A but quarterback Mike Cooper has
pair of junior quarterbacks, Jer- faded after a fast start. H e a d
ry Tagge and Van Brownson, have coach Joe Paterno had hoped to
been immensly successful in mov- rebuild his defense, which w a s
ing the t e a m, while a bevy of decimated by graduation, but has
strong running backs have run ov- been largely unsuccessful.
er, under, around, and through the West Virginia started the sea-
opposition. son very strongly, winning their
Colorado will rely on a tremen- first four games on a combination
dous home field advantage in the of speed and power. Mike Sher-
contest, but Devaney has never let wood is a top passer and leader,
it stand in his way. Although Fol- and gets plenty of help from run-
som Field is considered a hazard
for visitors, a Devaney coached
Nebraska team has never lost
there. oG ymnnas ts
More tangible assets for the
Buffaloes are quarterback Jimmy
Bratten, fullback Ward Walsh,d
and wide receiver Cliff Branch.
Herb Orvis, a defensive end from
Flint will lead the charge in an TUCSON, Ariz. () - The
attempt to shackle the Corn- United States Gymnastics Foun-
huskers' previously unstoppable dation has won a major round in
offense. its battle with the Amateur Ath-
An interesting aspect of t h e letic Union, breaking the AAU's
game will be the performances by 35-year hold on international rep-
the kick returnmen. Branch has resentation.
broken several long returns for Frank L. Bare, reported Friday
Colorado, including two for touch- from Ljubljana Yugoslavia, to the
downs against Iowa State. F o r USGF national headquarters here
--------that the World Congress of the
MICHIGAN UNION International Gymnastics Feder-
BOWLINGIRESULTS ation FIG had voted out the AAU.
ALL CAMPUS LEAGUE Bare said the vote was 20-8 for
John F. Ivory 23 L the USGF, which now will repre-
Cashusifucan 17 7 sent the United States in inter-
Team Ten 13 11 national gymnastics.
optimists 13 11 The USGF was born out of the
Century Club 11 13 National Collegiate Athletic As-
Chokers 9 15 sociation feud with the AAU for
Weasels 8 16 dominance in American Amateur
Dieldrin 7 17 athletics. The NCAA joined with
Lost Causes6s18 high schools and other amateur
High Game-Jim Miller (Cashusi- bde oformtefdrto
fucan) 217 bodies to f or m the federation
High Series - Dale Sielaff (Ivory) 591 movement.
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ning backs Pete Wood, Jim Brax-
ton, Bob Gresham, and Eddie
Williams. T h e defense looked
strong until pass minded Duke de-
stroyed it on the ground, a n d
Pittsburgh scored four touchdowns
in the second half.
A battle looms in the South as
Georgia Tech, vastly improved ov-
er last season, takes on Duke. Ed-
die McAshan, a black sophomore
quarterback, leads the Yellow-
jackets with his strong passing,
but the running game has suffer-
ed since the loss of Brent Cun-
ningham.
The Blue Devils rely heavily on
the arm of Leo Hart, one of the
nation's leading passers. Hart and
his favorite target, Wes Chesson,
have been immensely successful
this season, as Duke has lost only
to Ohio State and Florida t h i s
season,
Another game in the South pits
once beaten Auburn against twice
beaten Florida. The Tigers were
jammed up for the first time last
week by a combination of a driv-
ing rain and a stubborn LSU
team. Pat Sullivan is a top passer,
while Wallace Clark and Mickey
Zofko carry the ball effectively.
Florida moves the ball on the
arm of John Reaves, the sopho-
more sensation of last season. Car-
los Alvarez, Reaves' partner on
many of his completions, is also
a dangerous p u n t returner. To
take pressure off of the passing
game, the Gators have tailback
Tommy Durrance, one of the
South's leading runners.
Last season, the Tigers handed
the Gators their only loss of the
season, as t h e y intercepted 11
passes, nine off Reaves. This year,
with Auburn considered better
and Florida not as good, a similar
result is expected.
Arkansas, still aiming for Texas
and the Southwest Conference ti-
tle, travels to College Station to
take on the Aggies of Texas A&M.
The A&M coach, Gene Stallings,
reported this week that he will
neither resign nor be dismissed, at
the end of the season. He can say
the latter with some certainty, as
he doubles as Athletic Director for
the Aggies.
Nevertheless, his team has fal-
len on hard days. After winning
the first two games, the Aggies
have lost their last five. Sopho-
more quarterback Lex James has
failed to move the club effectively,
and the Michigan game was their
last good defensive showing.
Arkansas is a powerhouse. Bill
Montgomery's t h r o w i n g and
Chuck Dicus' catching is enough
to scare a defense, and when you
add Bill Burnett, the Southwest's
all time leading scorer, it becomes
awesome. Better days are in store
for Stallings, who loses only two
starters to graduation, but today
will not be one of those days.
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COLORADO QUARTERBACK JIM BRATTEN is swarmed under
after unloading a short pass in a game played earlier this season.
Today the Buffaloes will try to get back in the winning groove
against the fourth ranked Cornhuskers of Nebraska in a Big
Eight contest.
TILT TODAY:
Baby Blue to debut against MSU
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Can Parietal Rights Bring Happiness?
The second most serious problem currently facing our troubled
campuses is the problem of parietal rights. (The first most serious
problem of course is the recent 'outbreak of moult among sorority
house canaries.)
Let us today look for answers to the parietal rights problem, for'
that is the purpose of these columns: to analyze the dilemmas that vex
our colleges, to seek feasible solutions. I write them for the brewers of
Miller High Life Beer. In return they pay me money. That is the
American way. It has made this country great.
But I digress. A parietal right, as you know of course, is the right
of a student to keep a parietal in his room. A parietal, as you know of
course, is a small North American marsupial somewhat like a chip-
munk in appearance but actually a species of fur-bearing herring
(mutatis mutandis).
Naturally you all want to keep a parietal in your room. Not only
are they endlessly cheerful-always romping and frisking and wagging
their little binaries-but they're smart too. They're not as smart as
dogs of course, but they can readily learn siriple tricks like fetching
your slippers or parsing a sentence.
But the main reason you want a parietal is because they eat noth-'
ing but beer cans. I promise you, friends, you get yourself a healthy
adult parietal and you'll never again have to lug empties to the trash
barrel. And of course the better the beer can, the more he'll eat, which
of course accounts for the popularity of Miller High Life on every
campus. Obviously a beer as good as Miller is bound to come in a can
of the same superb quality. And that's what Miller has-superb qual-
ity. Also malt and hops and water and a marvelous brewing formula
that's been kept secret for generations. In fact, this formula is so secret
that it's known only to the chief brewmaster and he is never allowed
to leave the brewery. So if you ever find yourself in Milwaukee, look
up his wife.
But I digress. A healthy adult parietal, I was saying, will eat his
weight in Miller beer cans every day. However, if you drink your
Miller in bottles-as millions do, and no wonder, for who is not tempted
by such sparkling amber goodness in such crystal-clear bottles? Eh?
Who is not?-if, I say, you drink your Miller in bottles, I have to tell
you that parietals won't help. They don't eat bottles. In fact, the only
pet that does is the scaly bursar (paramus newersus), but take my
advice: don't get one. The scaly bursar at best is a beast of sluggish
demeanor and uncertain temperament. Oh, sure, sometimes it will play
a little Monopoly when it's in the mood, but mostly it just lays around
grooming its addenda. Moreover, it's given to sudden fits of pique and
may tusk you without warning.
But I digress. Why, you ask, won't the dean let you keep a parie-
tal in your room? I'll tell you why: the parietal, a nocturnal animal,
sleeps only-by day. At night it is always awake and-here's the rub-
during its waking hours it utters a loud, guttural croak approximately
once every 2Y2 seconds, a sound something like: "Prock ... Prock...
Prock."
Well, naturally when "Prock.. . Prock ... Prock" starts booming
down the corridors, every proctor in the dormitory leaps out of bed
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By JOHN PAPANEK
A mass identity crisis will be
resolved this afternoon when some
50-odd freshmen football players,
formerly reserved for varsity fod-
der, emerge from the cavernous
depths of obscurity into the spa-
ciousness of Michigan Stadium
today at 1:30 to play their first
game of a three-game schedule
against Michigan State.
This year's team is a product of
Bo Schembechler, Inc., a recruit-
ing system that would make Mel-
vin Laird envious. A major reason
why this year's freshman t e a m
should be extra special is the fact
that all the players were recruit-
ed during Michigan's rise to glory
and Rose Bowl appearance.
The neophytes this year are as-
signed to a new coach, Tirell Bur-
ton, whose job it is to see that his
boys 1) stay in school; 2) help the
varsity prepare for its games; 3)
learn as much as possible about
football at Michigan; and finally
4) to win their games.
Coach Burton accepts the fact
that his team is more of a taxi
squad for the varsity than a sep-
erate entity. "Our role is to help
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prepare the varsity," he explains.
But this cuts down on the amount
of time the team can work on its
own plays for its own games. "We
have to run a tremendous number
of offenses and defenses against
the varsity," he bemoans, "One
week we're Michigan State, the
next week we're Wisconsin."
IN FACT, the only time the
freshmen have to practice as a
separate team is when the varsity
is not practicing. "T h a t means
Monday we have to ourselves,
Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thurs-
day we practice with the varsity,
and Fridays we have to ourselves,"
Burton saws. That means for to-
day's game with MSU, the Baby
Blue has had two days of actual
practice this week, having spent
the rest of it as the Wisconsin
Badgers.
In practicing on its own though,
the purpose of the freshman team
is to teach its players Michigan's
offense and defense. So spending
so much time with the varsity is
valuable in that it gives the fresh-
men an intensive look at the plays
and defenses they will be running
when spring practice c o m e s
around.
One of the things that Michi-
gan fans are worrying about is
what the Wolverines will do for a
quarterback next year when Don
Moorhead has gone. W i t h the
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corps of quarterbacks on the
freshman team and those return-
ing to the varsity, n e x t year's
team will be led by the victor of
no less than a nine-man battle for
the spot.
In fact, the three freshmen
quarterbacks are so good and so
equal, that as late as yesterday
afternoon, Coach Burton did still
not h a v e a definite starter. He
plans to use equally his three top
signalcallers: Kevin Casey, Tom
Slade, and Greg Koss. "Our quar-
terbacks are the most highly re-
cruited players we have. Any
team in the Big Ten would love to
have any one of them," claims the
proud coach.
CASEY AND SLADE, f r o m
Grand Rapids and Saginaw re-
spectively have average quarter-
back size and excellent speed.
Casey weighs 180 and Slade 185.
Both are 6-1. Koss has exception-
al size (6-5), but he carries only
185 pounds.
One man w h o Burton thinks
has a good shot at grabbing a var-
sity job next year is David Gal-
lagher, a massive 6-4, 235-pound
linebacker from Piqua, Ohio.
Freshman wingback Clint Has-
lerig at 6-1, 196-pounds from Cin-
cinnati will also make a good run
at that position for next year's
varsity. Other running backs who
Burton expects to give a lot of ac-
tion today are fullback Ed Shut-
tlesworth, a 6-3, 220-pounder,
Craig Mutch and Don Coleman,
both 6-2, 205-pounds.
The rest of the lineup is "big,
quick, and tough," according to
Burton. The center will be Mike
Presta. At guards will be Kevin
Masterson and Ted VanFleet. The
tackles will be Gallagher and
Curtis Tucker.
The MSU freshmen already
have a game under their belts.
The junior Spartans knocked off
Notre Dame last week, 24-14. MSU
fresman coach Ed Rutherford
holds a similar interpretation of
his role as does Burton. "We first
make sure our boys get adjusted
to college life, then we do all we
can about football, and then we
want to win the game," he pro-
fesses.
MEN TO WATCH for MSU are
Bruce Anderson, who gained 94
yards against Notre Dame; Wil-
liam Simpson, a quarterback, tail-
back, defensive back, punter;
Mark Niesen, number one quarter-
back; and Joseph Ransom, wing-
back and last week's second lead-
ing rusher.
The game starts at 1:30 and all
season ticket holders will be ad-
mitted free. "It should be a good
football game," says Burton, "Af-
ter all, it is Michigan-Michigan
State, even if they're only fresh-
men."
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STILL UNDEFEATED
Pistons pack power
By JIM KEVRA
It's a little early in the season
for a g am e to be considered a
"must" game but tonight's con-
test between the New York Knick-
erbockers and the Detroit Pistons
which shapes up as a confronta-
tion between 1 a s t year's World
Champions and this year's possi-
ble contenders is pretty important
to both teams.,
Detroit has won their first nine
games of the season and has a
three game lead over Milwaukee.
For the first time in years, Piston
tickets a r e actually becoming
hard to get. The Knicks, mean-
while, are 8-2 in the Atlantic Con-
ference of t h e Eastern Division
and only have a one game lead
over Philadelphia.
The difference between last
year's Pistons and this year's Pis-
tons can be told in two words:,
Bob Lanier.
After finishing at the bottom
again last year, Detroit used their
first draft pick to select Lanier,
the big man the Pistons have al-
ways needed. Lanier along with
Otto Moore, last year's starting
State Street at Liberty
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Another factor in the Pistons
surprising upswing this year has
been the ability of the twelve men
to play as a team. Instead of al-,
ways looking for the hoop, the red,
white, and blue have been hitting
.the open man with the pass which
often converts into an easy buck-
et.
The guard position is t h e
strongest spot in the Piston line-
ups. Dave Bing and Jimmy Walk-
er can hit from both the inside
and the outside and, when they
go one-on-one, the arena turns
into show time. Howard Komives
provides the defensive skill and
has the fastest hands this side of
Walt "Clyde" Frazier. The fourth
guard, Harvey Marlett from EMU,
provides the local fans w it h a
hometown hero.
The forwards are probably the
most anonymous men in pro bas-
ketball but they get the job done.
The Knicks are always tough
but the rugged Pistons should pro-
vide them with quite a battle, a
battle which both teams hope will
be repeated again in April. Fif-
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