Page Six THE MICHIGAN DAILY Saturday, October 31, 1970 Page Six THE MICHIGAN DAILY This SUNDAY, NOV. 1 DEBBIE FREEDMAN and JACK QUINE in a concert of CLASSIC and MODERN FOLK music TWO SHOWS: 7:30 and 9:00 p.m. AT SHALOM HOUSE 1429 HILL ST. Buffa loes By JERRY CLARKE Nebraska,J seek come back Johnny Rodgers has the O44jev Calenda, Every MONDAY: Football Night, color TV happy hour prices Every TUESDAY: Apple Wine Night-reduced prices THURSDAY, OCT. 29 FLOATING OPERA -just back from their recording session in New York 9:30-1 :30-Women half prices FRIDAY, OCT. 30 LOVE'S ALCHEMY 9:30-1:30 SATURDAY, OCT. 31 FLOATING OPERA 9:30-1 :30 HAPPY HOUR EVERY DAY 4:30-7:00 P.M. Food served until 1:30 A.M. every night Five weeks ago, it looked as if been a standout, returning three Colorado had one of the very best punts for scores. football teams in the nation. The In the East, Penn State and Buffaloes had just defeated Penn West Virginia will square off in State impressively on national tel- the game that was supposed to de- evision, and were considered a top cide the Lambert Trophy winner contender for the Big Eight title this season. It has not worked out and a major bowl bid. that way, however, as the Nittany The next week, however, the sit- Lions have lost three times, and uation radically changed. Sports the Mountaineers twice. Illustrated ran a picture featuring The Lions still boast a strong the Buffaloes on the cover of its October 4 issue, and the inevitable .a happened. Lynn Dickey and his Kickers play Kansas State Wildcats c a m ei.l through with a dramatic upset, and Colorado was knocked from the ranks of the undefeated. The Wolverine soccer club Since then, head football coach will risk its 4-1 record in the Eddie Crowder has -watched his Toledo League when it takes hot and cold team lose twice more, on the Bavarian Kickers to- to Oklahoma and Missouri. Today morrow at 1:30 p.m. The match the Buffaloes play their toughest will be played at Pearson Field opponent yet, as they entertain in Toledo. the powerful Cornhuskers of Ne- Michigan's rugby team 'will braska at Boulder, also be in action today. Both Bob Devaney's team, currently the Blue and the Gold teams ranked fourth in both wire ser- will battle Wisconsin. vice polls has won six games and tied one. They have won on the running game, led by juniors Ly- strength of a superbly balanced dell Mitchell and Franco Harris, offense and a rugged defense. A but quarterback Mike Cooper has pair of junior quarterbacks, Jer- faded after a fast start. H e a d ry Tagge and Van Brownson, have coach Joe Paterno had hoped to been immensly successful in mov- rebuild his defense, which w a s ing the t e a m, while a bevy of decimated by graduation, but has strong running backs have run ov- been largely unsuccessful. er, under, around, and through the West Virginia started the sea- opposition. son very strongly, winning their Colorado will rely on a tremen- first four games on a combination dous home field advantage in the of speed and power. Mike Sher- contest, but Devaney has never let wood is a top passer and leader, it stand in his way. Although Fol- and gets plenty of help from run- som Field is considered a hazard for visitors, a Devaney coached Nebraska team has never lost there. oG ymnnas ts More tangible assets for the Buffaloes are quarterback Jimmy Bratten, fullback Ward Walsh,d and wide receiver Cliff Branch. Herb Orvis, a defensive end from Flint will lead the charge in an TUCSON, Ariz. () - The attempt to shackle the Corn- United States Gymnastics Foun- huskers' previously unstoppable dation has won a major round in offense. its battle with the Amateur Ath- An interesting aspect of t h e letic Union, breaking the AAU's game will be the performances by 35-year hold on international rep- the kick returnmen. Branch has resentation. broken several long returns for Frank L. Bare, reported Friday Colorado, including two for touch- from Ljubljana Yugoslavia, to the downs against Iowa State. F o r USGF national headquarters here --------that the World Congress of the MICHIGAN UNION International Gymnastics Feder- BOWLINGIRESULTS ation FIG had voted out the AAU. ALL CAMPUS LEAGUE Bare said the vote was 20-8 for John F. Ivory 23 L the USGF, which now will repre- Cashusifucan 17 7 sent the United States in inter- Team Ten 13 11 national gymnastics. optimists 13 11 The USGF was born out of the Century Club 11 13 National Collegiate Athletic As- Chokers 9 15 sociation feud with the AAU for Weasels 8 16 dominance in American Amateur Dieldrin 7 17 athletics. The NCAA joined with Lost Causes6s18 high schools and other amateur High Game-Jim Miller (Cashusi- bde oformtefdrto fucan) 217 bodies to f or m the federation High Series - Dale Sielaff (Ivory) 591 movement. e' , i, r t T r ning backs Pete Wood, Jim Brax- ton, Bob Gresham, and Eddie Williams. T h e defense looked strong until pass minded Duke de- stroyed it on the ground, a n d Pittsburgh scored four touchdowns in the second half. A battle looms in the South as Georgia Tech, vastly improved ov- er last season, takes on Duke. Ed- die McAshan, a black sophomore quarterback, leads the Yellow- jackets with his strong passing, but the running game has suffer- ed since the loss of Brent Cun- ningham. The Blue Devils rely heavily on the arm of Leo Hart, one of the nation's leading passers. Hart and his favorite target, Wes Chesson, have been immensely successful this season, as Duke has lost only to Ohio State and Florida t h i s season, Another game in the South pits once beaten Auburn against twice beaten Florida. The Tigers were jammed up for the first time last week by a combination of a driv- ing rain and a stubborn LSU team. Pat Sullivan is a top passer, while Wallace Clark and Mickey Zofko carry the ball effectively. Florida moves the ball on the arm of John Reaves, the sopho- more sensation of last season. Car- los Alvarez, Reaves' partner on many of his completions, is also a dangerous p u n t returner. To take pressure off of the passing game, the Gators have tailback Tommy Durrance, one of the South's leading runners. Last season, the Tigers handed the Gators their only loss of the season, as t h e y intercepted 11 passes, nine off Reaves. This year, with Auburn considered better and Florida not as good, a similar result is expected. Arkansas, still aiming for Texas and the Southwest Conference ti- tle, travels to College Station to take on the Aggies of Texas A&M. The A&M coach, Gene Stallings, reported this week that he will neither resign nor be dismissed, at the end of the season. He can say the latter with some certainty, as he doubles as Athletic Director for the Aggies. Nevertheless, his team has fal- len on hard days. After winning the first two games, the Aggies have lost their last five. Sopho- more quarterback Lex James has failed to move the club effectively, and the Michigan game was their last good defensive showing. Arkansas is a powerhouse. Bill Montgomery's t h r o w i n g and Chuck Dicus' catching is enough to scare a defense, and when you add Bill Burnett, the Southwest's all time leading scorer, it becomes awesome. Better days are in store for Stallings, who loses only two starters to graduation, but today will not be one of those days. 1 1 -Associated Press COLORADO QUARTERBACK JIM BRATTEN is swarmed under after unloading a short pass in a game played earlier this season. Today the Buffaloes will try to get back in the winning groove against the fourth ranked Cornhuskers of Nebraska in a Big Eight contest. TILT TODAY: Baby Blue to debut against MSU 4 - U,, Can Parietal Rights Bring Happiness? The second most serious problem currently facing our troubled campuses is the problem of parietal rights. (The first most serious problem of course is the recent 'outbreak of moult among sorority house canaries.) Let us today look for answers to the parietal rights problem, for' that is the purpose of these columns: to analyze the dilemmas that vex our colleges, to seek feasible solutions. I write them for the brewers of Miller High Life Beer. In return they pay me money. That is the American way. It has made this country great. But I digress. A parietal right, as you know of course, is the right of a student to keep a parietal in his room. A parietal, as you know of course, is a small North American marsupial somewhat like a chip- munk in appearance but actually a species of fur-bearing herring (mutatis mutandis). Naturally you all want to keep a parietal in your room. Not only are they endlessly cheerful-always romping and frisking and wagging their little binaries-but they're smart too. They're not as smart as dogs of course, but they can readily learn siriple tricks like fetching your slippers or parsing a sentence. But the main reason you want a parietal is because they eat noth-' ing but beer cans. I promise you, friends, you get yourself a healthy adult parietal and you'll never again have to lug empties to the trash barrel. And of course the better the beer can, the more he'll eat, which of course accounts for the popularity of Miller High Life on every campus. Obviously a beer as good as Miller is bound to come in a can of the same superb quality. And that's what Miller has-superb qual- ity. Also malt and hops and water and a marvelous brewing formula that's been kept secret for generations. In fact, this formula is so secret that it's known only to the chief brewmaster and he is never allowed to leave the brewery. So if you ever find yourself in Milwaukee, look up his wife. But I digress. A healthy adult parietal, I was saying, will eat his weight in Miller beer cans every day. However, if you drink your Miller in bottles-as millions do, and no wonder, for who is not tempted by such sparkling amber goodness in such crystal-clear bottles? Eh? Who is not?-if, I say, you drink your Miller in bottles, I have to tell you that parietals won't help. They don't eat bottles. In fact, the only pet that does is the scaly bursar (paramus newersus), but take my advice: don't get one. The scaly bursar at best is a beast of sluggish demeanor and uncertain temperament. Oh, sure, sometimes it will play a little Monopoly when it's in the mood, but mostly it just lays around grooming its addenda. Moreover, it's given to sudden fits of pique and may tusk you without warning. But I digress. Why, you ask, won't the dean let you keep a parie- tal in your room? I'll tell you why: the parietal, a nocturnal animal, sleeps only-by day. At night it is always awake and-here's the rub- during its waking hours it utters a loud, guttural croak approximately once every 2Y2 seconds, a sound something like: "Prock ... Prock... Prock." Well, naturally when "Prock.. . Prock ... Prock" starts booming down the corridors, every proctor in the dormitory leaps out of bed ' Claret, Copper Cane or Cinder Black $25.00 t6 k budk1boot o' " bult de DOWNTOWN MSTS CAMPUS 217 S. Main St. 2 LOCATIONS 619 E. Liberty By JOHN PAPANEK A mass identity crisis will be resolved this afternoon when some 50-odd freshmen football players, formerly reserved for varsity fod- der, emerge from the cavernous depths of obscurity into the spa- ciousness of Michigan Stadium today at 1:30 to play their first game of a three-game schedule against Michigan State. This year's team is a product of Bo Schembechler, Inc., a recruit- ing system that would make Mel- vin Laird envious. A major reason why this year's freshman t e a m should be extra special is the fact that all the players were recruit- ed during Michigan's rise to glory and Rose Bowl appearance. The neophytes this year are as- signed to a new coach, Tirell Bur- ton, whose job it is to see that his boys 1) stay in school; 2) help the varsity prepare for its games; 3) learn as much as possible about football at Michigan; and finally 4) to win their games. Coach Burton accepts the fact that his team is more of a taxi squad for the varsity than a sep- erate entity. "Our role is to help (paid political ad.) Dear Congressman: We are working within your system. Why don't you listen? -voter A hangover is ihnng A hangover can be just about the most. distressing combination of pain, nausea, depression and fa- tigue you ever woke up with. Simple headache tablets or alka- lizers alone can't do. the whole job. You need a combination of special ingredients to chase those multiple miseries. Formulated specially. for hangover, CHASER combines nine ingredients in every tablet. So, pain disappears fast. Your stomach calms down. Your spir- its perk up. Try CHASER. FOR HANGOVER. It Really Works! Now at your pharmacy. HEADACHE / NAUSEA FAyIGUE ArVALGES C N A I ANAN7ic,0 prepare the varsity," he explains. But this cuts down on the amount of time the team can work on its own plays for its own games. "We have to run a tremendous number of offenses and defenses against the varsity," he bemoans, "One week we're Michigan State, the next week we're Wisconsin." IN FACT, the only time the freshmen have to practice as a separate team is when the varsity is not practicing. "T h a t means Monday we have to ourselves, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thurs- day we practice with the varsity, and Fridays we have to ourselves," Burton saws. That means for to- day's game with MSU, the Baby Blue has had two days of actual practice this week, having spent the rest of it as the Wisconsin Badgers. In practicing on its own though, the purpose of the freshman team is to teach its players Michigan's offense and defense. So spending so much time with the varsity is valuable in that it gives the fresh- men an intensive look at the plays and defenses they will be running when spring practice c o m e s around. One of the things that Michi- gan fans are worrying about is what the Wolverines will do for a quarterback next year when Don Moorhead has gone. W i t h the For the student body: FLARES by Levi '~Farah ~'Wright' Tads Sebring (HEC([MATE1 corps of quarterbacks on the freshman team and those return- ing to the varsity, n e x t year's team will be led by the victor of no less than a nine-man battle for the spot. In fact, the three freshmen quarterbacks are so good and so equal, that as late as yesterday afternoon, Coach Burton did still not h a v e a definite starter. He plans to use equally his three top signalcallers: Kevin Casey, Tom Slade, and Greg Koss. "Our quar- terbacks are the most highly re- cruited players we have. Any team in the Big Ten would love to have any one of them," claims the proud coach. CASEY AND SLADE, f r o m Grand Rapids and Saginaw re- spectively have average quarter- back size and excellent speed. Casey weighs 180 and Slade 185. Both are 6-1. Koss has exception- al size (6-5), but he carries only 185 pounds. One man w h o Burton thinks has a good shot at grabbing a var- sity job next year is David Gal- lagher, a massive 6-4, 235-pound linebacker from Piqua, Ohio. Freshman wingback Clint Has- lerig at 6-1, 196-pounds from Cin- cinnati will also make a good run at that position for next year's varsity. Other running backs who Burton expects to give a lot of ac- tion today are fullback Ed Shut- tlesworth, a 6-3, 220-pounder, Craig Mutch and Don Coleman, both 6-2, 205-pounds. The rest of the lineup is "big, quick, and tough," according to Burton. The center will be Mike Presta. At guards will be Kevin Masterson and Ted VanFleet. The tackles will be Gallagher and Curtis Tucker. The MSU freshmen already have a game under their belts. The junior Spartans knocked off Notre Dame last week, 24-14. MSU fresman coach Ed Rutherford holds a similar interpretation of his role as does Burton. "We first make sure our boys get adjusted to college life, then we do all we can about football, and then we want to win the game," he pro- fesses. MEN TO WATCH for MSU are Bruce Anderson, who gained 94 yards against Notre Dame; Wil- liam Simpson, a quarterback, tail- back, defensive back, punter; Mark Niesen, number one quarter- back; and Joseph Ransom, wing- back and last week's second lead- ing rusher. The game starts at 1:30 and all season ticket holders will be ad- mitted free. "It should be a good football game," says Burton, "Af- ter all, it is Michigan-Michigan State, even if they're only fresh- men." 30i STILL UNDEFEATED Pistons pack power By JIM KEVRA It's a little early in the season for a g am e to be considered a "must" game but tonight's con- test between the New York Knick- erbockers and the Detroit Pistons which shapes up as a confronta- tion between 1 a s t year's World Champions and this year's possi- ble contenders is pretty important to both teams., Detroit has won their first nine games of the season and has a three game lead over Milwaukee. For the first time in years, Piston tickets a r e actually becoming hard to get. The Knicks, mean- while, are 8-2 in the Atlantic Con- ference of t h e Eastern Division and only have a one game lead over Philadelphia. The difference between last year's Pistons and this year's Pis- tons can be told in two words:, Bob Lanier. After finishing at the bottom again last year, Detroit used their first draft pick to select Lanier, the big man the Pistons have al- ways needed. Lanier along with Otto Moore, last year's starting State Street at Liberty Alvin W. Gouldner ThO coming WESTERN SOCIOLOGY A monumental achievement acclaimed by The New York Times as "the most important book in this field since C. Wright Mills' The Sociological Imagi- nation." A vital book for everyone in- terested in the social sciences; for everyone who cares where we've been -and where we're going. "Illuminating, stimulating and excit- ing."-Professor David Matza, Univer- sity of California, Berkeley . center, have combined to give the Pistons a solid middle and con- vert Detroit into a top-flight team. Another factor in the Pistons surprising upswing this year has been the ability of the twelve men to play as a team. Instead of al-, ways looking for the hoop, the red, white, and blue have been hitting .the open man with the pass which often converts into an easy buck- et. The guard position is t h e strongest spot in the Piston line- ups. Dave Bing and Jimmy Walk- er can hit from both the inside and the outside and, when they go one-on-one, the arena turns into show time. Howard Komives provides the defensive skill and has the fastest hands this side of Walt "Clyde" Frazier. The fourth guard, Harvey Marlett from EMU, provides the local fans w it h a hometown hero. The forwards are probably the most anonymous men in pro bas- ketball but they get the job done. The Knicks are always tough but the rugged Pistons should pro- vide them with quite a battle, a battle which both teams hope will be repeated again in April. Fif- teen thousand Knick fans are in for quite a treat. Pd. Pol. Adv. DAVID V. HEEBINK for WASHTENAW C. C. 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