THE MICHIGAN DAILY
COAT AND DRESSES;,--zes 8-10, 3-5362.
CLASSICAL GUITAR, Gibson model C-
0. Like new. Call Univ. Ext. 2238, 7-
9 p.m. B18
19" LOW-BOY TV, spotless. Reming-
ton portable tyyewriter, both at sacri-
fice prices. Call 3-5138. B2
FOR SALE-Microscope "leis" mono-
cular-binocular, excellent cond. Ph.
542-6431, Detroit. B9
JENSEN "DUETTE" BOOKCASE SPKR.
with 8" Woofer and Horn Tweeter,
$50hor best offer. NO 5-5625Tafter 6
HALLICRAFTERS S-38B shortwave rcvr.
4 bands incl. Std. AM. Built-in spkr.
Also hdset and EICO CW oscill. with
key. Best offer. 5-5625 after 6 p.m. B46
HI-FI STEREO tape recorder. Concert
tone, professional 510 series-3 motors,
4 heads, every deluxe feature includ-
ing reverse-a-matic, self contained
stereo speakers, 6 months old--like
new. Cost $600. Sacrifice $500. May be
seen at Hi-Fi and TV Center, 1301 S.
Has Genuine LEVI's Galore!
FOR "GUYS AND DOLLS"
Black, brown, loden,
"white," cactus, light blue
122 E. Washington
BIKES AND SCOOTERS
HONDA SPORTS 50-1963. Low mile-
age, sportsfaring, saddlebag, recondi-
tioned, warranty. $250-HONDA, 1906
Packard. 665-9281. Z48
NICHOLSON MOTORCYCLE SALES
Triumph, Yamaha, BMW
224 S. First St. 662-7409
1963 SILVER EAGLE Motor Scooter -
Fully. equipped, 4' months old. Cost
$616. Will take $400. 2740 Tim. Wood-
land Lake, Brighton, anytime after
5 p.m. Z29
Will reserve the machine for you. Avoid
the spring rush now or wait your
turn later. Use our lay-away plan or
bank financing now.
HONDA bf Ann Arbor
1906 Packard Rd.
EDITING AND PROOFREADING
Manuscripts. NO 8-8905. J36
ANY MOTH HOLES, tears, or burns in
your clothes? We'll reweave them like
new. WEAVE-BAC SHOP, 224 Arcade.
Typing of manuscripts, theses, disser-
tations and term papers. Duplicating
done by mimeographing or offset
GRETZINGER BUSINESS SERVICES
320 S. Huron
MANUSCRIPT typing, transcription,
medical, legal, technical confer-
ences, mimeographing ,offset.
Quick, Accurate, Experienced.
ANN ARBOR PROFESSIONAL
1 DAY 3 DAYS
Figure 5 average words to a line.
Phone NO 2-4786
LOST AND FOUND
LOST-Woman's Hamilton watch near
Metzgers. NO 2-0870. A22
MEN'S WATCH found near Hill &
Washtenaw early this week. Call
Dennis Wint, NO 2-3256. A47
FOUND-Man's glasses on corner of S.
Univ. and Church. Call 3-1511, Ext.
LOST CAT-Large gray tiger with white
stomach. Named Herman. Reward.
Please call 5-5209 after 6 p.m. A40
LIKE NEW-GUILD GUITAR - Six
string base with case. Cost $135. Will
sacrifice for $95. Call 5-6607. X5
HI, FI, RADIO and Phono service.
TV rentals, speaker reconing. Free
pick-up and delivery service. Campus
Radio and - TV, NO 5-6644, 325 E
'A-1 New and Used Instruments
BANJOS, GUITARS, AND BONGOS
Rental Purchase Plan
PAUL'S MUSICAL REPAIR
119 W. Washington
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING RATES
B'NAI B'RITH HILLEL FOUNDATION
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 4, 8 P.M.
DR. GORDON J. BAHR,
SUMMER SUBLET-7-room fully furn,
house. $125/mo. 5-3914. C10
ON CAMPUS - Apt, for 1-4 girls
available. Call NO 2-1443. C47
ON CAb\PUS - Lot parking available.
NO 2-1443., C44
SUMMER-Large newly decorated apt.
New kitchen, carpeting throughout.
Two bedrooms. Call NO 2-5720. 011
PLEASANT ROOM in private home.
Cleaning and linen furnished. Meals
available. 900 Arbordale. 665-8188. 08
MALE ROOMMATE needed immediate-
ly. Close to campus, own bedroom.'
$45. NO 8-6749. 07
PLACE FOR ONE, March 7, 2 or 3 for
summer. Male, 1 block from Bus. Ad.
Call 3-5138. C9
ON CAMPUS-Studio Apt. Utilities and
parking paid. Sublet. Available March.
Call 5-0057 after 5. 042
MALE ROOMMATE WANTED
Share a double
Call 665-7976 for details
SUMMER SUBLET-Modern 3-4 man,
2-level apt., fully furnished and air-'
cond. Close to campus. Call 663-7287.
WANTED-Male roommate to share apt.
with two seniors. Close to campus.
Reasonable. Call 2-6930. C18
NOW ACCEPTING appointments for fall
rental. Several new buildings avail-
able. Apts. Ltd. Call 3-0511. 012
BEAUTIFUL Whitmore lakefront home.
Available Sept.-May. 4 male seniors.
or grad. students preferred. Call
Detroit, TU 2-9661. C2
226 PACKARD-2-room furn. with bath.
Utilities inc. except gas for cooking,
5 min. from campus and downtown.
$75. Call after 5:15, NO 2-0342. 08
SUMMER SUBLET for up to 4-Priced
for 2. Furnished, modern, air condi-
tioned apt. Across from I-M Bldg.
665-0834 after 7 p.m. C2
WANTED-Very studious roommate who
also likes fun to share 2-woman apt.
Call NO 3-1561, Ext. 1220, 7:30-10
p.m. or NO 5-2742, 5:15-6:15 p.m. C6
TAPPAN PARK EAST-New furn., on
campus. E. Univ. at Tappan. Swim-
ming pool-guest lounge. Groups of
3 and 4. Phone 663-6432 after 5. C4
BARGAIN SUMMER SUBLETS! New.
luxurious, fully furnished 1, 2, 3
bedrm. apts. Balconies, big and beau-
tiful. Come and see them! Call 8-
8723 or 5-8330. 05
SUMMER SUBLET-2-3 people; close to
campus; large, comfortable; kitchen,
one bedroom, huge living room; we
pay $50 per man but will negotiate.
905 Oakland. 5-0839. C28
DOES SHE . . . or doesn't she? Only
Roger Price knows for sure. F7
SLIDE RULES-New and used, $5-$18.
NO 2-8312. F3
MAC-Sorry about the horns, but you
can't win them all. B.B. F29
WANT TO KNOW the truth about Dave
Passman? Call CIA, 5-9829. F50
MADISON AVE. Will never stop me.
BALALAIKA lessons wanted. Phone 665-
ALL MEN UNITE-Elect TOM WEIN-
BERG for STUDENT representative
to the Athletic Board F16
For INSTANT action,
Vote for GORDON RHEAB for SGC
and see what can happen. P31
BIBLE READING PARTY, Unitarian
Student Group, Sunday, 7:30 P.M.
1917 Washtenaw. F2
WHAT??? Alan Schwartz is the newly-
elected IFC Treasurer??? A Pi Lam??
Who else? !1!!F14
Thanks a lot, but why?
.Little LuLu F33
TRYING to locate any member of Ann
Arbor Go Club. Please call 3-7541,
Ext. 1344. F22
MICHIGAMUA and Druids honoraries
support TOM WEINBERG for student
representative to the athletic board.
Vote March 4. F
I NEVER SAW a Roger Price. I never
hope to see one. Though neither
thought is very nice, I'd rather see
than be one. F43
I grow old . . . I grow old . . . I shall
wear the bottom of my rush chair-
man's smile rolled I am Ede, Sun-
day's child 20, 20, 20. F28
WILL THE BOY who spent 7 hours with
me in the general library elevator
Hopefully, Priscilla. P15
AUSTIN DIAMOND CORPORATION --
"Where marginal prices buy quality
diamonds!" 1209 S. University. 663-
DIAMONDS-Highest quality at com-
petitive prices. Call G. K.,Reaver Co.
of Ann Arbor, 309 S. Thayer. NO 2-
FURN. MOD. APT. for 4-Available 2nd
sem. No summer sub-lease. Good loc.,
1 block from bus. ad. and law. Call
NO 3-6237. F38
Hear "The Bible Speaks to You" on
WCBN tonight at 6:45. Sponsored by
the Christian Science Organization.
WANTED-Information concerning the
whereabouts of a black and gray
Chesterfield coat with belted back,
lost Fri., Feb. 7 at 712 Oakland. Call
ON WEDNESDAY you will have the
chance to vote for the brightest, most
intelligent, most forward thinking
candidate in the SGC election. Vote
GORDON RHEAB as first choice write
Sorry that it had to end this way
but when you stop talking about sex
and want to do something that is the
GENERATION-The inter-arts maga-
zine, is now accepting material for
publication in its fourth and last
issue on sale May 1st. Poetry, fiction,
and especially, plays will be consid-
ered. The magazine will print a spe-
cial section on photography-essays
and photos. F25
Meet the Right People
The purpose of our organization, using
established techniques of personality
appraisal and an IBM system, is to
introduce unmarried persons to others
whose bacaground and ideals are
congenial with their own. Interviews
by appointment. Phone after 9 a.m.
CAR SERVICE, ACCESSORIES
WHIT'S TRUbK RENTAL
202 W. Washington St.
FOREIGN AND SPORT CAR
Trained factory personnel to
service your car.
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Asst. Prof., Near Eastern Languages and Literatures, W.S.U.
"THE EAR LY YEARS OF THE CHURCH"
Effects of Influx of Gentiles
424 S. Main
158 VW, clean, good engine. $625. Must
sell. Call Darwin Dudley, Tel. 5-5728.
1956 CHEVROLET WAGON, 4-door. 6-
cylinder, straight stick. Excellent con-
dition. $350. Call HU 3-5973 after 6 p.m.
His part in mainstream of early
Christian Thought and Teaching
This is the 6th lecture in the series,
"THE JEWS AND JESUS"
1429 Hill St. Zwerdling-Cohn Hall
THE VILLAGE APOTHECARY
1112 S. University Ave. 4
All Are Welcome
APT. FOR RENT NOW. Split level, new,
fully carpeted, all electric appliances,
new Danish modern walnut furn.,
ideal for 3. No summer lease.
731 Packard, No. 108-B. Call 663-8866
or after 6, 663-9269. CI
SPENDING THE SUMMER IN A.A.? -
Then why not rent a modern, air-
conditioned apartment close to cam-
pus. Will accommodate 4 or 5 people
comfortably, Phone NO 5-2167 for
further information. C53
Showing now for summer and fall.
Modern, fully ,furnished, air-con-
ditioned. Efficiency, one, and two
bedroom apts. Featuring new split-
level design, offering the ultimate
in luxury and privacy. Call 3-8866.
SUMMER SUBLET? FALL RENTAL?
What is your housing problem? 1 and
2 bdrm. apts. Furn. & unfurn. Call us
to make appt. to see.
Furnished newFand remodeled apts.
on campus. Unmarried students only.
All types of close-in luxury apts.
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DANCES for unmarrieds at the YM-
YWCA for ages 18 to 25 on Feb. 27
and Mar. 5. Ages 25 and over every
Tues. For information call NO 3-
A certain Ann is 10x2
Hooray and Hallelujah.
We found out kid, so don't be sly.
But what a stink! You still can't drink!
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear Edie,
happy birthday to you.
... rice growers assoc. F27
running as a WRITE-IN candidate
for the Board in Control of Student
Publications in the March 4 election,j
needs a large red helium
balloon to tour campus.
Start the new month right-
Open every Sunday
ROOM AND BOARD
(Author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boyst"
and "Barefoot Boy With Cheek".)
THE SLOW RUSH
Illustrated below is the membership pin of a brand-new na-
tional fraternity called Signa Phi Nothing. To join Signa Phi
Nothing and get this hideous membership pin absolutely free,
simply take a pair of scissors, cut out the illustration, and paste
it on your chest.
Let me hasten to state that I do not recommend your joining
Signa Phi Nothing. The only thing I recommend in this column
is Marlboro Cigarettes, as any honest man would who likes
good tobacco and a good filter, whose heart is quickened by a
choice of soft pack or Flip-Top Box, and who gets paid every
week for writing this column.
I am frankly hard put to think of any reason why you should
join Signa Phi Nothing. Some people, of course, are joiners by
nature; if you are one such, I am bound to tell you there are
any number of better organizations for you to join-the Cosa
Nostra, for example, or the Society for the Placing of Water
Troughs in Front of Equestrian Statues.
PROFESSIONAL FRATERNITY, newly
remodeled house. GOOD COOK-
GOOD FOOD. 1319 Cambridge, off
Forest. NO 2-8312. E9
DENTAL HYGENIST for 1 or 2 days a
week in Plymouth. Write Box 7,
Michigan Daily, 420 Maynard. H14
FEMALE MODEL wanted for establish-
ed commercial and advertising pho-
tographer. Send full length snapshot.
Box 67, Michigan Daily. H1
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But if you insist on joining Signa Phi Nothing, let me give
you several warnings. First off, it is the only fraternity which
admits girls. Second, there is no pledge period; each new mem-
ber immediately goes active. Perhaps "inactive"'is a more ac-
curate word: there are no meetings, no drives, no campaigns,
no sports, no games, no dues, no grip, and no house.
The only thing Signa Phi Nothing has in common with other'
fraternities is a fraternity hymn. In fact, two hymns were sub-
mitted to a recent meeting of the national board of directors
(none of whom attended). The first hymn goes:
Signa Phi Nothing,
How we wonder
If you are.
The second hymn, rather more poetic in content, is to be
sung to the tune of Also Sprach Zarathustra:
A Guernsey's a cow,
A road is a lane,
When you're eating chow,
Remember the mein.
Pending the next meeting of the national board of directors
(which will never be held) members are authorized to sing
either hymn. Or, for that matter, Frenesi.
Perhaps you are wondering why there should be such a fra-
ternity as Signa Phi Nothing. I can give you an answer-an
answer with which you cannot possibly disagree: Signa Phi
Nothing ,fills a well-needed gap.
Are you suffering from mental health? Is logic distorting
your thinking? Is ambition encroaching on your native sloth?
Is your long-cherished misinformation retreating before a sea
of facts? In short, has education caught un with you?