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COAT AND DRESSES;,--zes 8-10, 3-5362.
CLASSICAL GUITAR, Gibson model C-
0. Like new. Call Univ. Ext. 2238, 7-
9 p.m. B18
19" LOW-BOY TV, spotless. Reming-
ton portable tyyewriter, both at sacri-
fice prices. Call 3-5138. B2
FOR SALE-Microscope "leis" mono-
cular-binocular, excellent cond. Ph.
542-6431, Detroit. B9
JENSEN "DUETTE" BOOKCASE SPKR.
with 8" Woofer and Horn Tweeter,
$50hor best offer. NO 5-5625Tafter 6
B45
HALLICRAFTERS S-38B shortwave rcvr.
4 bands incl. Std. AM. Built-in spkr.
Also hdset and EICO CW oscill. with
key. Best offer. 5-5625 after 6 p.m. B46
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HI-FI STEREO tape recorder. Concert
tone, professional 510 series-3 motors,
4 heads, every deluxe feature includ-
ing reverse-a-matic, self contained
stereo speakers, 6 months old--like
new. Cost $600. Sacrifice $500. May be
seen at Hi-Fi and TV Center, 1301 S.
University. B3
BARGAIN CORNER
SAM'S STORE
Has Genuine LEVI's Galore!
"'WHITE LEVI'S"
SLIM-FITS
4.49
FOR "GUYS AND DOLLS"
Black, brown, loden,
"white," cactus, light blue
SAM'S STORE
122 E. Washington
BIKES AND SCOOTERS
HONDA SPORTS 50-1963. Low mile-
age, sportsfaring, saddlebag, recondi-
tioned, warranty. $250-HONDA, 1906
Packard. 665-9281. Z48
NICHOLSON MOTORCYCLE SALES
Triumph, Yamaha, BMW
224 S. First St. 662-7409
1963 SILVER EAGLE Motor Scooter -
Fully. equipped, 4' months old. Cost
$616. Will take $400. 2740 Tim. Wood-
land Lake, Brighton, anytime after
5 p.m. Z29
ANY HONDA-$100
Will reserve the machine for you. Avoid
the spring rush now or wait your
turn later. Use our lay-away plan or
bank financing now.
HONDA bf Ann Arbor
1906 Packard Rd.
665-9281
BUSINESS SERVICES
EDITING AND PROOFREADING
Manuscripts. NO 8-8905. J36
ANY MOTH HOLES, tears, or burns in
your clothes? We'll reweave them like
new. WEAVE-BAC SHOP, 224 Arcade.
482-0191
Typing of manuscripts, theses, disser-
tations and term papers. Duplicating
done by mimeographing or offset
printing. ;
GRETZINGER BUSINESS SERVICES
320 S. Huron
665-8184
MANUSCRIPT typing, transcription,
medical, legal, technical confer-
ences, mimeographing ,offset.
Quick, Accurate, Experienced.
ANN ARBOR PROFESSIONAL
SERVICE ASSOCIATES
334 Catherine
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Phone NO 2-4786
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LOST AND FOUND
LOST-Woman's Hamilton watch near
Metzgers. NO 2-0870. A22
MEN'S WATCH found near Hill &
Washtenaw early this week. Call
Dennis Wint, NO 2-3256. A47
FOUND-Man's glasses on corner of S.
Univ. and Church. Call 3-1511, Ext.
449. A31
LOST CAT-Large gray tiger with white
stomach. Named Herman. Reward.
Please call 5-5209 after 6 p.m. A40
RADIO REPAIRS,
MUSICAL MDSE.
LIKE NEW-GUILD GUITAR - Six
string base with case. Cost $135. Will
sacrifice for $95. Call 5-6607. X5
HI, FI, RADIO and Phono service.
TV rentals, speaker reconing. Free
pick-up and delivery service. Campus
Radio and - TV, NO 5-6644, 325 E
Hoover. X2
'A-1 New and Used Instruments
BANJOS, GUITARS, AND BONGOS
Rental Purchase Plan
PAUL'S MUSICAL REPAIR
119 W. Washington
MICHIGAN DAILY
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B'NAI B'RITH HILLEL FOUNDATION
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 4, 8 P.M.
DR. GORDON J. BAHR,
FOR RENT
SUMMER SUBLET-7-room fully furn,
house. $125/mo. 5-3914. C10
ON CAMPUS - Apt, for 1-4 girls
available. Call NO 2-1443. C47
ON CAb\PUS - Lot parking available.
NO 2-1443., C44
SUMMER-Large newly decorated apt.
New kitchen, carpeting throughout.
Two bedrooms. Call NO 2-5720. 011
PLEASANT ROOM in private home.
Cleaning and linen furnished. Meals
available. 900 Arbordale. 665-8188. 08
MALE ROOMMATE needed immediate-
ly. Close to campus, own bedroom.'
$45. NO 8-6749. 07
PLACE FOR ONE, March 7, 2 or 3 for
summer. Male, 1 block from Bus. Ad.
Call 3-5138. C9
ON CAMPUS-Studio Apt. Utilities and
parking paid. Sublet. Available March.
Call 5-0057 after 5. 042
MALE ROOMMATE WANTED
Share a double
Call 665-7976 for details
SUMMER SUBLET-Modern 3-4 man,
2-level apt., fully furnished and air-'
cond. Close to campus. Call 663-7287.
WANTED-Male roommate to share apt.
with two seniors. Close to campus.
Reasonable. Call 2-6930. C18
NOW ACCEPTING appointments for fall
rental. Several new buildings avail-
able. Apts. Ltd. Call 3-0511. 012
BEAUTIFUL Whitmore lakefront home.
Available Sept.-May. 4 male seniors.
or grad. students preferred. Call
Detroit, TU 2-9661. C2
226 PACKARD-2-room furn. with bath.
Utilities inc. except gas for cooking,
5 min. from campus and downtown.
$75. Call after 5:15, NO 2-0342. 08
SUMMER SUBLET for up to 4-Priced
for 2. Furnished, modern, air condi-
tioned apt. Across from I-M Bldg.
665-0834 after 7 p.m. C2
WANTED-Very studious roommate who
also likes fun to share 2-woman apt.
Call NO 3-1561, Ext. 1220, 7:30-10
p.m. or NO 5-2742, 5:15-6:15 p.m. C6
TAPPAN PARK EAST-New furn., on
campus. E. Univ. at Tappan. Swim-
ming pool-guest lounge. Groups of
3 and 4. Phone 663-6432 after 5. C4
BARGAIN SUMMER SUBLETS! New.
luxurious, fully furnished 1, 2, 3
bedrm. apts. Balconies, big and beau-
tiful. Come and see them! Call 8-
8723 or 5-8330. 05
SUMMER SUBLET-2-3 people; close to
campus; large, comfortable; kitchen,
one bedroom, huge living room; we
pay $50 per man but will negotiate.
905 Oakland. 5-0839. C28
PERSONAL
DOES SHE . . . or doesn't she? Only
Roger Price knows for sure. F7
SLIDE RULES-New and used, $5-$18.
NO 2-8312. F3
MAC-Sorry about the horns, but you
can't win them all. B.B. F29
WANT TO KNOW the truth about Dave
Passman? Call CIA, 5-9829. F50
MADISON AVE. Will never stop me.
R.L.P. F491
BALALAIKA lessons wanted. Phone 665-
5744. Fl0
ALL MEN UNITE-Elect TOM WEIN-
BERG for STUDENT representative
to the Athletic Board F16
For INSTANT action,
Vote for GORDON RHEAB for SGC
and see what can happen. P31
BIBLE READING PARTY, Unitarian
Student Group, Sunday, 7:30 P.M.
1917 Washtenaw. F2
WHAT??? Alan Schwartz is the newly-
elected IFC Treasurer??? A Pi Lam??
Who else? !1!!F14
Robert F.:
Thanks a lot, but why?
.Little LuLu F33
TRYING to locate any member of Ann
Arbor Go Club. Please call 3-7541,
Ext. 1344. F22
MICHIGAMUA and Druids honoraries
support TOM WEINBERG for student
representative to the athletic board.
Vote March 4. F
I NEVER SAW a Roger Price. I never
hope to see one. Though neither
thought is very nice, I'd rather see
than be one. F43
I grow old . . . I grow old . . . I shall
wear the bottom of my rush chair-
man's smile rolled I am Ede, Sun-
day's child 20, 20, 20. F28
WILL THE BOY who spent 7 hours with
me in the general library elevator
please call?
Hopefully, Priscilla. P15
AUSTIN DIAMOND CORPORATION --
"Where marginal prices buy quality
diamonds!" 1209 S. University. 663-
7151. F73
DIAMONDS-Highest quality at com-
petitive prices. Call G. K.,Reaver Co.
of Ann Arbor, 309 S. Thayer. NO 2-
1132. F18
FURN. MOD. APT. for 4-Available 2nd
sem. No summer sub-lease. Good loc.,
1 block from bus. ad. and law. Call
NO 3-6237. F38
Hear "The Bible Speaks to You" on
WCBN tonight at 6:45. Sponsored by
the Christian Science Organization.
P26
WANTED-Information concerning the
whereabouts of a black and gray
Chesterfield coat with belted back,
lost Fri., Feb. 7 at 712 Oakland. Call
5-7949. F9
PERSONAL
ON WEDNESDAY you will have the
chance to vote for the brightest, most
intelligent, most forward thinking
candidate in the SGC election. Vote
GORDON RHEAB as first choice write
in, V32
R, R.:.
Sorry that it had to end this way
but when you stop talking about sex
and want to do something that is the
end.
GENERATION-The inter-arts maga-
zine, is now accepting material for
publication in its fourth and last
issue on sale May 1st. Poetry, fiction,
and especially, plays will be consid-
ered. The magazine will print a spe-
cial section on photography-essays
and photos. F25
Meet the Right People
The purpose of our organization, using
established techniques of personality
appraisal and an IBM system, is to
introduce unmarried persons to others
whose bacaground and ideals are
congenial with their own. Interviews
by appointment. Phone after 9 a.m.
NO 2-4867..
MICHIGAN SCIENTIFIC
INTRODUCTION SERVICE
CAR SERVICE, ACCESSORIES
ANNOUNCING
WHIT'S TRUbK RENTAL
Ann Arbor
202 W. Washington St.
Call
NO 5-6875
Pick-ups Panels
Small Vans
FOREIGN AND SPORT CAR
SERVICE
Trained factory personnel to
service your car.
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Parts for all models readily
available.
Asst. Prof., Near Eastern Languages and Literatures, W.S.U.
"THE EAR LY YEARS OF THE CHURCH"
Effects of Influx of Gentiles
Paul's Influence
MICHIGAN EUROPEAN
CARS, INC.
SERVICE GARAGE
424 S. Main
USED CARS
158 VW, clean, good engine. $625. Must
sell. Call Darwin Dudley, Tel. 5-5728.
N20
1956 CHEVROLET WAGON, 4-door. 6-
cylinder, straight stick. Excellent con-
dition. $350. Call HU 3-5973 after 6 p.m.
MISCELLANEOUS
His part in mainstream of early
Christian Thought and Teaching
This is the 6th lecture in the series,
"THE JEWS AND JESUS"
1429 Hill St. Zwerdling-Cohn Hall
ENGLISH LEATHER
Available at
THE VILLAGE APOTHECARY
1112 S. University Ave. 4
All Are Welcome
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APT. FOR RENT NOW. Split level, new,
fully carpeted, all electric appliances,
new Danish modern walnut furn.,
ideal for 3. No summer lease.
731 Packard, No. 108-B. Call 663-8866
or after 6, 663-9269. CI
SPENDING THE SUMMER IN A.A.? -
Then why not rent a modern, air-
conditioned apartment close to cam-
pus. Will accommodate 4 or 5 people
comfortably, Phone NO 5-2167 for
further information. C53
TIFFANY APARTMENTS
Showing now for summer and fall.
Modern, fully ,furnished, air-con-
ditioned. Efficiency, one, and two
bedroom apts. Featuring new split-
level design, offering the ultimate
in luxury and privacy. Call 3-8866.
SUMMER SUBLET? FALL RENTAL?
What is your housing problem? 1 and
2 bdrm. apts. Furn. & unfurn. Call us
to make appt. to see.
CAMPUS MANAGEMENT~
662-7787 663-9064
SUMMER
OR
FALL
Furnished newFand remodeled apts.
on campus. Unmarried students only.
NO 5-9405
JUNE
OR
SEPTEMBER
All types of close-in luxury apts.
NO 3-7268
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DANCES for unmarrieds at the YM-
YWCA for ages 18 to 25 on Feb. 27
and Mar. 5. Ages 25 and over every
Tues. For information call NO 3-
0563. F48
A certain Ann is 10x2
Hooray and Hallelujah.
We found out kid, so don't be sly.
But what a stink! You still can't drink!
F34:
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear Edie,
happy birthday to you.
... rice growers assoc. F27
RICHARD KRAUT,
running as a WRITE-IN candidate
for the Board in Control of Student
Publications in the March 4 election,j
needs a large red helium
balloon to tour campus.
F41
Start the new month right-
with
SUNDAY BRUNCH
from
RALPH'S MARKET
709 Packard
Open every Sunday
ROOM AND BOARD
(Author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boyst"
and "Barefoot Boy With Cheek".)
THE SLOW RUSH
Illustrated below is the membership pin of a brand-new na-
tional fraternity called Signa Phi Nothing. To join Signa Phi
Nothing and get this hideous membership pin absolutely free,
simply take a pair of scissors, cut out the illustration, and paste
it on your chest.
Let me hasten to state that I do not recommend your joining
Signa Phi Nothing. The only thing I recommend in this column
is Marlboro Cigarettes, as any honest man would who likes
good tobacco and a good filter, whose heart is quickened by a
choice of soft pack or Flip-Top Box, and who gets paid every
week for writing this column.
I am frankly hard put to think of any reason why you should
join Signa Phi Nothing. Some people, of course, are joiners by
nature; if you are one such, I am bound to tell you there are
any number of better organizations for you to join-the Cosa
Nostra, for example, or the Society for the Placing of Water
Troughs in Front of Equestrian Statues.
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PROFESSIONAL FRATERNITY, newly
remodeled house. GOOD COOK-
GOOD FOOD. 1319 Cambridge, off
Forest. NO 2-8312. E9
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HELP WANTED
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DENTAL HYGENIST for 1 or 2 days a
week in Plymouth. Write Box 7,
Michigan Daily, 420 Maynard. H14
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FEMALE MODEL wanted for establish-
ed commercial and advertising pho-
tographer. Send full length snapshot.
Box 67, Michigan Daily. H1
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But if you insist on joining Signa Phi Nothing, let me give
you several warnings. First off, it is the only fraternity which
admits girls. Second, there is no pledge period; each new mem-
ber immediately goes active. Perhaps "inactive"'is a more ac-
curate word: there are no meetings, no drives, no campaigns,
no sports, no games, no dues, no grip, and no house.
The only thing Signa Phi Nothing has in common with other'
fraternities is a fraternity hymn. In fact, two hymns were sub-
mitted to a recent meeting of the national board of directors
(none of whom attended). The first hymn goes:
Signa Phi Nothing,
Shining star,
How we wonder
If you are.
The second hymn, rather more poetic in content, is to be
sung to the tune of Also Sprach Zarathustra:
A Guernsey's a cow,
A road is a lane,
When you're eating chow,
Remember the mein.
Pending the next meeting of the national board of directors
(which will never be held) members are authorized to sing
either hymn. Or, for that matter, Frenesi.
Perhaps you are wondering why there should be such a fra-
ternity as Signa Phi Nothing. I can give you an answer-an
answer with which you cannot possibly disagree: Signa Phi
Nothing ,fills a well-needed gap.
Are you suffering from mental health? Is logic distorting
your thinking? Is ambition encroaching on your native sloth?
Is your long-cherished misinformation retreating before a sea
of facts? In short, has education caught un with you?
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