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L ISTENING
TO THE JEWISH C OMMUNITY
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PROBATE IUDGE George Ed-
wards cleverly blended formality
and familiarity at a recent gath-
ering of civic leaders in the
home of Fran and Leon Cousens
. . Called upon to introduce
Governor Williams to the . folks,
Edwards said that the governor
haS been introduced in many
ways and that he. could think
of no better introduction than
that traditionally used for the
president of the United States ...
"Therefore," George concluded,
take, great pleasuring in intro-
ducing the governor of the State
of Michigan—Soapy."
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CHESS ADDICTS in the com-
munity will get a kick out of the
story Bill Wolfe and his chess
club members keep as a remind-
er that anything can happen in
the game . . Alexander Alek-
hine, the chess master, once
missed a train connection in an
Austrian village . . . to kill time
he wandered into a little inn
where the local doctor was crow-
ing over his forty-eighth consecu-
tive chess victory • . "I am
unbeatable," declared the doctor,
modestly . . . Alekhine decided to
teach him a lesson and chal-
lenged him to a game . . . To
the utter amazement of the
world's champion, the unknown
doctor trimmed him in 21 moves
. . . "You have developed an ab-
solutely new attack," marveled
Alekhine. "I wonder why, how-
ever, you never used your rooks?"
. . "You mean those pieces on
the end'?" asked tke local doctor.
"Around here, we've never
learned how they move!"
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A DEMURE MISS about town
was engaged by a manufacturer
to distribute little boxes of a new
kind of candy free to passers-by
in J. L. Hudson . At the close
of her first daY's work, she ran
into an old friend downtown,
who asked, ".Is it true you're go-
ing to get married soon?" - •. "In
a few morith;" was the answer
. "That's wonderful," said the'
friend. "What are lyou doing', in
the meantime?" -. . . "Nothing
much," admitted . the girl.. "Just
giving away free samples."
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MERW YIN" • GREENSTONE,
popular' Steel ,' broker between:.
here an'eroleda, tells of the in-
eident that happened while he
was recently. visiting New York
. . . His good friend, Guy Eysell,
the man in charge of the main-
moth Radio City Music Hall, has
conducted all kinds and nation-
alities through the maze of the
institution ... and usually knows
in advance just how. they _are
gOing to react. to the huge audi-
torium, the complex lighting sys-
terri, the orchestra that comes
up on a moving platform from
the cellar, and the marvelously
trained Rockettes . . One visir
tor, who stopped him told, how-
ever, was a• farmer. wilt) never.
had been.' in New York before
, . . and was being shown the
sights because he had won a
corn-growing contest. . . . He
never batted an eye . during the
entire tour, and Spoke for the
first time when he gazed up at
the balcony from the center of
the stage . What he said was,
"This place sure would hold a
lot of hay."
* * *
VISITING THE hometown of
Detroit, for the Holidays, Elaine
and Sol Lewis, now residents of
Miami Beadh, Fla., are making
sure they don't 'miss any friends
before going back . . . "In fact,"
says Sol, who, in a short space
of time has become one of
Miami's most /Qutstanding win-
dow trimmers, like tia take
everybody back with me—it's so
wonderful." . . Elaine and Sol
live only a block and a half from
the beach; where they maintain
a cabana .. . 41most every day
after he gets done working, Sol
takes a refreshing swim in the
imean near his hods.e and comes
home "feeling like a millionaire."
. . . While in town, Sol bought a
new Buick convertible and will
drive back with Elaine to "the
only place I know of closest to
Paradise."
• • •
BERNIE BURKE, former De-
troiter now managing the Ver-
sailles Hotel in Miami Beach,
writes of the two elderly ladies
who checked into the hotel .. .
The first thing they noticed was
a furtiVe little man circulating
from guest to guest in the lobby,
whispering, and collecting money
. . They were told he was a
bookie—a man who took bets on
the horses . . . In vacation abon-
don, they decided impulsively to
risk two dollars themselves . . .
They lost .. That evening, the
two ladies were . sitting comfort-
ably in the lobby when one of
them suddenly • began to bite
her finger nails in apparent des-
pair and sighed so lugubriously
that the other counseled her,
"Becky, you shouldn't cry over
spilled milk. Stop worrying be-
cause you lost. It was only two
dollars . . 'It isn't the losing
I'm worrying about," Becky an-_
SWered. "I was worrying about
if we had won. What would we
have done with a horse?"
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MOST POPULAR STORY to
come out of South Haven, this
year, is of an irate guest at one
of the resort town's hotels who
grabbed the telephone and hol-
lared into it, "Are you the con-
founded desk clerk at this dila-
pidated joint?" . . . the nettled
clerk answered, "Yes, I am.
What's eating you?" ... "That,"
said the guest coldly, "is what
I'd like to know."
• • •
BACK FROM HIS vacation,
jewelry man Jules Goodman
stayed at Glenn McCarthy's
Shamrock Hotel while in Hous-
ton, Tex. . . and was at the bar
when crooner Tony, Martin
pointed out that a • starring
career in Hollywod was fraught
with: pitfalls. . "Orie 'day," he
argued; "you're making 'love to
Betty Grable; Linda -Darnell, or
Lana Turner and the next day,
poof! you're a has-been." . .
"Ah,"' sighe McCarthy, "but
lOok where yoti has :been:"
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LANA TURNER, as a matter
of _fact, .relates Jules, appeared
one evening at Romanoff's in
Hollywood in a daring, low-cut
evening gown . . . Attached to a
fragile chain around her neck was
a golden replica of an airplane—
an exquisite piece of workman-
ship which nestled provocatively
in just the right place . . .
"Prince Mike" Romanoff and
Jules have been friends for the
past fifteen years and it's al-
ways the first place he goes to
when in Hollywood . . . Roman-
off asked Jules, "What do_ you
think of Lana's airplane?" • . .
-"Lovely," Jules admits he
breathed ecstatically, "and what
a landing field!"
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BEL - AIRE
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DOLORES gCKMAN, "Good
Friday" at the J. L.' Stone Co.
'in the Metropolitan Bldg., and
among the few girl horse train-
ers in the country, tells of the
recent incident when the social
set in Toledo decided to stage
a charity horse show . . . The
knowing horsewoman in charge
of the proceedings, however, took
sick on the eve of the affair,
and another girl, who knew
nothing about horses, volunteer-
ed to hold down the post . . .
Her first phone call came from a
man who had several horses
entered. "This is most embar-
rassing," he apologized, "but
I'm afraid I'll have to ask you
to scratch one of my horses for
me." . . . "I'll be glad to," said
the girl pleasantly. "Where?"
A. VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR
TO EVERY-ONE.
THE JEWISH NEWS-33
Friday, September 19, 1952
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