2 41/11014MOMMIIINIMMINTIMIMIMMIMMIMMINMININIMIMMIMMININIUMMIMIIMItr- Danny 0 . Raskin 's L ISTENING TO THE JEWISH C OMMUNITY r,11:iiilltiliiilffilliii1111111111111Milifili111111111111111111IIIIHIIIIIIINIIIMIt1111 -101111111111111111111111111111111111111111111110 PROBATE IUDGE George Ed- wards cleverly blended formality and familiarity at a recent gath- ering of civic leaders in the home of Fran and Leon Cousens . . Called upon to introduce Governor Williams to the . folks, Edwards said that the governor haS been introduced in many ways and that he. could think of no better introduction than that traditionally used for the president of the United States ... "Therefore," George concluded, take, great pleasuring in intro- ducing the governor of the State of Michigan—Soapy." * * • CHESS ADDICTS in the com- munity will get a kick out of the story Bill Wolfe and his chess club members keep as a remind- er that anything can happen in the game . . Alexander Alek- hine, the chess master, once missed a train connection in an Austrian village . . . to kill time he wandered into a little inn where the local doctor was crow- ing over his forty-eighth consecu- tive chess victory • . "I am unbeatable," declared the doctor, modestly . . . Alekhine decided to teach him a lesson and chal- lenged him to a game . . . To the utter amazement of the world's champion, the unknown doctor trimmed him in 21 moves . . . "You have developed an ab- solutely new attack," marveled Alekhine. "I wonder why, how- ever, you never used your rooks?" . . "You mean those pieces on the end'?" asked tke local doctor. "Around here, we've never learned how they move!" , * * * A DEMURE MISS about town was engaged by a manufacturer to distribute little boxes of a new kind of candy free to passers-by in J. L. Hudson . At the close of her first daY's work, she ran into an old friend downtown, who asked, ".Is it true you're go- ing to get married soon?" - •. "In a few morith;" was the answer . "That's wonderful," said the' friend. "What are lyou doing', in the meantime?" -. . . "Nothing much," admitted . the girl.. "Just giving away free samples." .,,• ,* •-:., MERW YIN" • GREENSTONE, popular' Steel ,' broker between:. here an'eroleda, tells of the in- eident that happened while he was recently. visiting New York . . . His good friend, Guy Eysell, the man in charge of the main- moth Radio City Music Hall, has conducted all kinds and nation- alities through the maze of the institution ... and usually knows in advance just how. they _are gOing to react. to the huge audi- torium, the complex lighting sys- terri, the orchestra that comes up on a moving platform from the cellar, and the marvelously trained Rockettes . . One visir tor, who stopped him told, how- ever, was a• farmer. wilt) never. had been.' in New York before , . . and was being shown the sights because he had won a corn-growing contest. . . . He never batted an eye . during the entire tour, and Spoke for the first time when he gazed up at the balcony from the center of the stage . What he said was, "This place sure would hold a lot of hay." * * * VISITING THE hometown of Detroit, for the Holidays, Elaine and Sol Lewis, now residents of Miami Beadh, Fla., are making sure they don't 'miss any friends before going back . . . "In fact," says Sol, who, in a short space of time has become one of Miami's most /Qutstanding win- dow trimmers, like tia take everybody back with me—it's so wonderful." . . Elaine and Sol live only a block and a half from the beach; where they maintain a cabana .. . 41most every day after he gets done working, Sol takes a refreshing swim in the imean near his hods.e and comes home "feeling like a millionaire." . . . While in town, Sol bought a new Buick convertible and will drive back with Elaine to "the only place I know of closest to Paradise." • • • BERNIE BURKE, former De- troiter now managing the Ver- sailles Hotel in Miami Beach, writes of the two elderly ladies who checked into the hotel .. . The first thing they noticed was a furtiVe little man circulating from guest to guest in the lobby, whispering, and collecting money . . They were told he was a bookie—a man who took bets on the horses . . . In vacation abon- don, they decided impulsively to risk two dollars themselves . . . They lost .. That evening, the two ladies were . sitting comfort- ably in the lobby when one of them suddenly • began to bite her finger nails in apparent des- pair and sighed so lugubriously that the other counseled her, "Becky, you shouldn't cry over spilled milk. Stop worrying be- cause you lost. It was only two dollars . . 'It isn't the losing I'm worrying about," Becky an-_ SWered. "I was worrying about if we had won. What would we have done with a horse?" • • %. MOST POPULAR STORY to come out of South Haven, this year, is of an irate guest at one of the resort town's hotels who grabbed the telephone and hol- lared into it, "Are you the con- founded desk clerk at this dila- pidated joint?" . . . the nettled clerk answered, "Yes, I am. What's eating you?" ... "That," said the guest coldly, "is what I'd like to know." • • • BACK FROM HIS vacation, jewelry man Jules Goodman stayed at Glenn McCarthy's Shamrock Hotel while in Hous- ton, Tex. . . and was at the bar when crooner Tony, Martin pointed out that a • starring career in Hollywod was fraught with: pitfalls. . "Orie 'day," he argued; "you're making 'love to Betty Grable; Linda -Darnell, or Lana Turner and the next day, poof! you're a has-been." . . "Ah,"' sighe McCarthy, "but lOok where yoti has :been:" •■•■ •••• ■ •••• ■ • J. L. STONE JEWELERY CO. JOSEPH L. STONE • FRANK GLUSMAN 405-6 METROPOLITAN BLDG. 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Roman- off asked Jules, "What do_ you think of Lana's airplane?" • . . -"Lovely," Jules admits he breathed ecstatically, "and what a landing field!" • BEL - AIRE • DOLORES gCKMAN, "Good Friday" at the J. L.' Stone Co. 'in the Metropolitan Bldg., and among the few girl horse train- ers in the country, tells of the recent incident when the social set in Toledo decided to stage a charity horse show . . . The knowing horsewoman in charge of the proceedings, however, took sick on the eve of the affair, and another girl, who knew nothing about horses, volunteer- ed to hold down the post . . . Her first phone call came from a man who had several horses entered. "This is most embar- rassing," he apologized, "but I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to scratch one of my horses for me." . . . "I'll be glad to," said the girl pleasantly. "Where?" A. VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERY-ONE. 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