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THE JEWISH NEWS - 63
Nazi Clubber Tried for Murders
VIENNA, (JTA)—N i k o l a u s numerous other atrocities corn-
By I. ZAC
Sch.orn, 63, former commander mitted in 1945. Witnesses ac-
(Copyright, 1950, Jewish Telegaphic
Agency, Inc.)
of the concentration camp at cused Schorn of clubbing to
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Donnerskirchen, went on trial death 40 Hungarian Jewish slave
League of Nations Story:
for the murder of 61 Jews and workers and of drowning and
shooting many others.
A story once was told by a
Jewish delegate to the League
of Nations who was talking
Holiday
about "the guarantees" which
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were then being considered for
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insuring a country's adherence
to its treaty.
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These "guarantees" said the
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Jewish delegate reminded him of
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the man who went to a store to
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the price of the chickens.
"Well," said the customer, "I
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'In that case," said the store-
keeper, "the whole deal is off."
"I'll tell you what," said the
customer, "I'll take one of
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the chickens and leave the sec-
ond as a guarantee."
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Invention:
One day a Jew came up to
Dr. Weizmann. "Doctor," he
said, "are you the Doctor Weiz-
mann, the great scientist?"
"I am Weizmann," was the
answer. "Some people say I am
a scientist. Why do you want to
know?"
"I'll tell you, Dr. Weizmann, I
have a great idea for an inven-
tion and I thought maybe you
are just the man for me to see.
Maybe you can help me with
it."
"What kind of an invention
is it?" asked Dr. Weizmann.
"Well, I'll tell you," said the
Jew. "It's an airship. But it's
not completed yet.'"
"What kind of an airship?"
asked Dr. Weizmann, "and what
do you mean that it's not com-
pleted?"
"Well, when I say it's not corn-
pleted, I mean I have the air,
but the other part I haven't in-
vented yet."
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Picking Flowers in Palestine
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Israel has not all the flowers
of the western world, but it has
its own beautiful flora. And Is-
rael makes the most of it. No
Jew in Israel is so poor, that he
does not bring home some flow-
ers for Shabas.
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in Israel has something to do
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They say there is a sign on
West Fort
the train going through the
Emek which reads: "Don't pick
flowers while the train is in mo-
'ton."
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Guess the Israelis must be
ribbing their train service.
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Israeli Bootblack
Speaking about the rationing
in Israel, o n e young Israeli
bootblack shows himself to be
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a real philosopher. Said the
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salem, "I wish they would start
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Why, he was asked, did he
want that.
"If they rationed shines," said
the little bootblack," people
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would start 'hoarding' shines."
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Sabbath Violation
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An impudent youngster in old
time Russia was once walking
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on the Sabbath carrying a par-
cel in his hand. He had not
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gone far when he came across
his Hebrew school leader, who
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seeing the boy, exclaimed in-
dignantly "Don't you know it's
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"If you are so expert at it,"
said the judge, "why didn't you
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