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September 28, 1951 - Image 63

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The Detroit Jewish News, 1951-09-28

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THE JEWISH NEWS - 63

Nazi Clubber Tried for Murders

VIENNA, (JTA)—N i k o l a u s numerous other atrocities corn-
By I. ZAC
Sch.orn, 63, former commander mitted in 1945. Witnesses ac-
(Copyright, 1950, Jewish Telegaphic
Agency, Inc.)
of the concentration camp at cused Schorn of clubbing to
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1'
Donnerskirchen, went on trial death 40 Hungarian Jewish slave
League of Nations Story:
for the murder of 61 Jews and workers and of drowning and
shooting many others.
A story once was told by a
Jewish delegate to the League
of Nations who was talking
Holiday
about "the guarantees" which
Cordial
were then being considered for
Best Wishes
Holiday Greetings
insuring a country's adherence
to its treaty.
VANDERZIEL RADIO
These "guarantees" said the
BUNGALOW
Jewish delegate reminded him of
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the man who went to a store to
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buy some chickens for the holi-
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days. The storekeeper told him
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the price of the chickens.
"Well," said the customer, "I
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'In that case," said the store-
keeper, "the whole deal is off."
"I'll tell you what," said the
customer, "I'll take one of
New Year Best Wishes
Happy Holiday Greetings
the chickens and leave the sec-
ond as a guarantee."

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Invention:
One day a Jew came up to
Dr. Weizmann. "Doctor," he
said, "are you the Doctor Weiz-
mann, the great scientist?"
"I am Weizmann," was the
answer. "Some people say I am
a scientist. Why do you want to
know?"
"I'll tell you, Dr. Weizmann, I
have a great idea for an inven-
tion and I thought maybe you
are just the man for me to see.
Maybe you can help me with
it."
"What kind of an invention
is it?" asked Dr. Weizmann.
"Well, I'll tell you," said the
Jew. "It's an airship. But it's
not completed yet.'"
"What kind of an airship?"
asked Dr. Weizmann, "and what
do you mean that it's not com-
pleted?"
"Well, when I say it's not corn-
pleted, I mean I have the air,
but the other part I haven't in-
vented yet."

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New Year Greetings
Picking Flowers in Palestine
New Year Greetings
Israel has not all the flowers
of the western world, but it has
its own beautiful flora. And Is-
rael makes the most of it. No
Jew in Israel is so poor, that he
does not bring home some flow-
ers for Shabas.
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in Israel has something to do
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They say there is a sign on
West Fort
the train going through the
Emek which reads: "Don't pick
flowers while the train is in mo-
'ton."
Season's Greetings
Holiday Greetings
Guess the Israelis must be
ribbing their train service.
* *
Israeli Bootblack
Speaking about the rationing
in Israel, o n e young Israeli
bootblack shows himself to be
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a real philosopher. Said the
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Why, he was asked, did he
want that.
"If they rationed shines," said
the little bootblack," people
Sincere Holiday Wishes
would start 'hoarding' shines."
New Year Greetings
a a *
Sabbath Violation
CAPITOL
An impudent youngster in old
time Russia was once walking
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on the Sabbath carrying a par-
cel in his hand. He had not
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gone far when he came across
his Hebrew school leader, who
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seeing the boy, exclaimed in-
dignantly "Don't you know it's
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"Why are you carrying some-
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"You can't fool me," said the •
impudent boy, "I see you are
carrying a horse's heact on your

shoulders."


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craftsmen of his field in Paris.
"If you are so expert at it,"
said the judge, "why didn't you
stay in Paris where there are so •
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many rich people? Why did you
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