Jest for Fun THE JEWISH NEWS - 63 Nazi Clubber Tried for Murders VIENNA, (JTA)—N i k o l a u s numerous other atrocities corn- By I. ZAC Sch.orn, 63, former commander mitted in 1945. Witnesses ac- (Copyright, 1950, Jewish Telegaphic Agency, Inc.) of the concentration camp at cused Schorn of clubbing to * * 1' Donnerskirchen, went on trial death 40 Hungarian Jewish slave League of Nations Story: for the murder of 61 Jews and workers and of drowning and shooting many others. A story once was told by a Jewish delegate to the League of Nations who was talking Holiday about "the guarantees" which Cordial were then being considered for Best Wishes Holiday Greetings insuring a country's adherence to its treaty. VANDERZIEL RADIO These "guarantees" said the BUNGALOW Jewish delegate reminded him of Wholesale and Retail the man who went to a store to Home and Car Radios Serviced buy some chickens for the holi- RESTAURANT Sound Systems Installed days. 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