Friday, September II, 1942
THE JEWISH NEWS
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New Hitler Story
Reported by National Am-
erican Denmark
Association
Jews Are Told How
To Handle Reports
of Discrimination
Page Thirty-nine
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Paying In Hind
week issued a report explaining
of English-Jewish journalism has
how Jewish groups can effect- Honey Cake
Free German Circles in Mex-
In Denmark there are in-
been enlarged by the establish-
ico City have a new story from
ively handle complaints of em-
numerable stories that turn
Cream 1/2 cup shortening, 3/4
occupied Europe about two Nazi
ployment discrimination. The re- cup honey, 1/2 cup sugar, 3 ing of the Jewish Mirror, a
the weapon of wit against the
officials w h o commanded a
port is prepared by the Coordin-
NaziS, and one of them is re-
monthly literary journal, pub-
Czechoslovak innkeeper to show
ating Committee of Jewish Or- egg yolks until light. Add lished
ported by a Danish-American
by Philip Herstein, former
them a room.
ganizations Dealing with Employ- 3/4 cup blanched almonds and 1 t.
who returned on the Swedish
Obiedientlly, he escorted them
ment Discrimination in War In- vanilla. Mix together 13/4 cups Belgian merchant. In the format
exchange s h i p, "Drottning-
to his best suite.
dustries.
holm." It runs as follows: The
flour, 1/2 t. soda, % t. salt, 1,4 t. of Reader's Digest, the new pub-
lication has a 3-color cover. M. J.
"And how much do we have
Jewish groups accepting com-
late Danish Prime , Minister,
cinnamon.
Fold into first mixture Nurenberger, member of the staff
to pay for this pigsty!" The Nazi
plaints of discrimination, the re-
Mr. Stauning, had a fine beard.
dry
ingredients,
adding
gradually
asked.
of the Jewish Morning Journal,
port recommends, should obtain
Always busy in this life, when
the story first-hand from the per- 3/4 cup strong cold coffee. Add 3 is editor, and Martin Panzer,
The Innkeeper answered: "For
he arrived in heaven he asked
. t one pig, two marks, for two pigs,
St. Peter for a job. Quite up-
son who has had the actual ex- egg whites stiffly beaten. Bake former American Hebrew editor,
four!"
perience. Telephone calls, letters, about 35 minutes in moderate is his associate.
set, St. Peter appealed to the
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or reports from friends are re- oven.
Lord, saying, "There's a man
God Have Mercy On Him
garded as unsatisfactory.
here with a big, long beard,
George Barnard Shaw, in an
In the event that a complaint Honey Icing
and I'm afraid he wants my
interview recently, said that Hit-
job."
is not satisfactorily handled by
•
One egg white beaten stiffly,
lelr must be treated as a prisoner
the Regional Labor Supply Corn-
"Don't you worry about
add
gradually
1
cup
honey.
This
V war, if he be so lucky as to
mittee, the Jewish Occupational
that," the Lord answered,
icing can only be made on an
lfall into the hands of the British.
Council will undertake to follow electric mixer.
know a man down on earth
But, added Shaw, with a twinkle
it
up
in
Washington
with
the
with a very small mustache;
I to his eye, if the Poles or Czechs
President's Committee on Fair
he'd like to have my job."
papture him first, God have
Employment Practice.
.irn-_, rcy on him.
charge everything in all the
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stores to the name of Benjamin
ix-Year-Old Bergen Patriot
Mr. and Mrs.
Today, as Norwegians believe Fitch. In case you don't remem-
ber
the
name,
think
of
a
beautiful
ey see the day of regained
freedom and independence draw- fur that you wear on your coat."
' ng nearer, many of them, whose
Sure enough, when Mrs. Fitch
and Family
[ tatus may have appeared at finished her buying next day at
times doubtful, welcome—and, in the first store, she had forgotten
Detroit
Wish You and Yours
act, seek—arrest by the Ger- her new name. The salesgirl
*tans. Such arrest, it is believed, grew impatient
will be rather certain evidence
"I can't think of the name
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ghat one has been on the "right" now," said Mrs. Fitch in confu-
ide when the time for settling sion, "but it's the name of a I
ccounts arrives. But the little beautiful fur that you wear on a
y in Bergen was hardly moti- coat."
ated by any such thought.
"Oh!" said the salesgirl, much
Children of the city had been relieved. "It must be Kolinsky:
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Prdered to attend a Hitler youth
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xhibition. Instead of going in
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Greetings
From-
Which Came First?
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fey marched past the door sing-
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A couple of colored men who
ng the national anthem and
pouting "Long live the King!" were known to bet on races were •
11 were arrested except a tiny disputing over the dates of two •
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x-year-old who had been over- typical Jewish occasions. At last •
ked. The little chap darted said one, "Here comes old Solo- •
to a policeman and shouted: mons. He'll tell us, if anybody
can."
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"Long live the King! I want
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So one of them approached the •
,) be arrested, too!"
Miami
Beach, Florida
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venerable Hebrew, whose long,
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white beard gave him a patriar- •
BORG-WARNER CORP.
Half Block From The
aking Care of Hitler
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Before the war a proposition chal and erudite air. "Sorry to
Dempsey-Vanderbilt
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ame to New York from the Co- stop you, Mr. Solomons, but me ■
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and my friend have had a dis-
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pute. Which is first: Yom Kip- •
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give C.B.S. a half-hour broad- pur or Rosh Hashanah? -
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The old man spread out his •
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A Happy New Year To All Our Jewish Friends
ee, naturally. Folks in the hands in semi-apology.
"How can I tell you, boys?" he •
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ograin department on the New
Detroit
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fork-end must have fluttered as asked. "I gave up racing years
ago."
hey took the proposal up to a
i ig Executive.
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The latter, however, took it in
is stride, as such folks arc sup- 11 Jack Geller
Saul Charnes
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wed to do, and indeed with
me sort of special sense not
pally credited to his tribe.
i [ es, he was ready for Columbia
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!e will send Berlin for the same
1 -riod Rabbi Stephen S. Wise." i
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t a Bad Guess
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Like all old stories, this one
1 tains its favor.
Mrs. Finkelstein was unhappy.
e had a town house, a limou-
ne( diamonds and fine clothes,
I t she hated her name. Daily
e pleaded with Mr. Finkelstein
have it changed to a good
erican" name. i
So at last Mr. Finkelstein an- 1
, unced to his wife that he had '
d their name changed to Fitch.
"To-morrow morning you can
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May the Year 5703 Bring You Hap-
piness . . . May the New Year See
the Triumph of Justice and Free-
dom the World Over .
—Ralph Carmona
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