Friday, September II, 1942 THE JEWISH NEWS 011111111111111111111111111MMINIMMEMIIIIM61111111111 In. Lighter Vein E The Week's Best Stories = New Hitler Story Reported by National Am- erican Denmark Association Jews Are Told How To Handle Reports of Discrimination Page Thirty-nine onumninnmeminimmulnufinumiutintm National Jewish Favorite Monthly Journal = Launched in N. Y. IRECIPESi NEW YORK (JTA)—The Jew- ish Occupational Council this 1711111111111111111 NEW YORK (JPS)—The field 11111111111111MIIIIIIIIII11111111111111111111111111111111111111111110 Paying In Hind week issued a report explaining of English-Jewish journalism has how Jewish groups can effect- Honey Cake Free German Circles in Mex- In Denmark there are in- been enlarged by the establish- ico City have a new story from ively handle complaints of em- numerable stories that turn Cream 1/2 cup shortening, 3/4 occupied Europe about two Nazi ployment discrimination. The re- cup honey, 1/2 cup sugar, 3 ing of the Jewish Mirror, a the weapon of wit against the officials w h o commanded a port is prepared by the Coordin- NaziS, and one of them is re- monthly literary journal, pub- Czechoslovak innkeeper to show ating Committee of Jewish Or- egg yolks until light. Add lished ported by a Danish-American by Philip Herstein, former them a room. ganizations Dealing with Employ- 3/4 cup blanched almonds and 1 t. who returned on the Swedish Obiedientlly, he escorted them ment Discrimination in War In- vanilla. Mix together 13/4 cups Belgian merchant. In the format exchange s h i p, "Drottning- to his best suite. dustries. holm." It runs as follows: The flour, 1/2 t. soda, % t. salt, 1,4 t. of Reader's Digest, the new pub- lication has a 3-color cover. M. J. "And how much do we have Jewish groups accepting com- late Danish Prime , Minister, cinnamon. Fold into first mixture Nurenberger, member of the staff to pay for this pigsty!" The Nazi plaints of discrimination, the re- Mr. Stauning, had a fine beard. dry ingredients, adding gradually asked. of the Jewish Morning Journal, port recommends, should obtain Always busy in this life, when the story first-hand from the per- 3/4 cup strong cold coffee. Add 3 is editor, and Martin Panzer, The Innkeeper answered: "For he arrived in heaven he asked . t one pig, two marks, for two pigs, St. Peter for a job. Quite up- son who has had the actual ex- egg whites stiffly beaten. Bake former American Hebrew editor, four!" perience. Telephone calls, letters, about 35 minutes in moderate is his associate. set, St. Peter appealed to the * or reports from friends are re- oven. Lord, saying, "There's a man God Have Mercy On Him garded as unsatisfactory. here with a big, long beard, George Barnard Shaw, in an In the event that a complaint Honey Icing and I'm afraid he wants my interview recently, said that Hit- job." is not satisfactorily handled by • One egg white beaten stiffly, lelr must be treated as a prisoner the Regional Labor Supply Corn- "Don't you worry about add gradually 1 cup honey. This V war, if he be so lucky as to mittee, the Jewish Occupational that," the Lord answered, icing can only be made on an lfall into the hands of the British. Council will undertake to follow electric mixer. know a man down on earth But, added Shaw, with a twinkle it up in Washington with the with a very small mustache; I to his eye, if the Poles or Czechs President's Committee on Fair he'd like to have my job." papture him first, God have Employment Practice. .irn-_, rcy on him. charge everything in all the • • stores to the name of Benjamin ix-Year-Old Bergen Patriot Mr. and Mrs. Today, as Norwegians believe Fitch. In case you don't remem- ber the name, think of a beautiful ey see the day of regained freedom and independence draw- fur that you wear on your coat." ' ng nearer, many of them, whose Sure enough, when Mrs. Fitch and Family [ tatus may have appeared at finished her buying next day at times doubtful, welcome—and, in the first store, she had forgotten Detroit Wish You and Yours act, seek—arrest by the Ger- her new name. The salesgirl *tans. Such arrest, it is believed, grew impatient will be rather certain evidence "I can't think of the name 2559 Hillger ghat one has been on the "right" now," said Mrs. Fitch in confu- ide when the time for settling sion, "but it's the name of a I ccounts arrives. But the little beautiful fur that you wear on a y in Bergen was hardly moti- coat." ated by any such thought. "Oh!" said the salesgirl, much Children of the city had been relieved. "It must be Kolinsky: - ■ ■ Prdered to attend a Hitler youth . . • xhibition. Instead of going in : Greetings From- Which Came First? • fey marched past the door sing- • A couple of colored men who ng the national anthem and pouting "Long live the King!" were known to bet on races were • 11 were arrested except a tiny disputing over the dates of two • ■ x-year-old who had been over- typical Jewish occasions. At last • ked. The little chap darted said one, "Here comes old Solo- • to a policeman and shouted: mons. He'll tell us, if anybody can." • "Long live the King! I want 250 20th Street ■ • So one of them approached the • ,) be arrested, too!" Miami Beach, Florida • • venerable Hebrew, whose long, • • . white beard gave him a patriar- • BORG-WARNER CORP. Half Block From The aking Care of Hitler .1 Before the war a proposition chal and erudite air. "Sorry to Dempsey-Vanderbilt • Kalamazoo, Michigan ame to New York from the Co- stop you, Mr. Solomons, but me ■ • , and my friend have had a dis- ■ imbia Broadcasting System in pute. Which is first: Yom Kip- • Operated By 'indon: Adolf Hitler is willing • WiWies ". "6"."W as 11%%".".%% % "*".1%%%W s %W.WW,.1"elea".W . W give C.B.S. a half-hour broad- pur or Rosh Hashanah? - FELDMAN REALTY CO. • i? ■ The old man spread out his • • mt to the American people. • 317 Hammond Bldg A Happy New Year To All Our Jewish Friends ee, naturally. Folks in the hands in semi-apology. "How can I tell you, boys?" he • • ograin department on the New Detroit . fork-end must have fluttered as asked. "I gave up racing years ago." hey took the proposal up to a i ig Executive. gittlintlIMIIIIMIIM MIVIlllifiliMIIM 111111111111 WHIIIIIMMILMIllifinif111 11111141011117IIIMMIlilfitlf1111111111filiffilR111111111111111111111111111111111filin:' 5703 The latter, however, took it in is stride, as such folks arc sup- 11 Jack Geller Saul Charnes GREETINGS wed to do, and indeed with me sort of special sense not pally credited to his tribe. i [ es, he was ready for Columbia Guaranteed Used Cars 1 broadcast the Hitler speech. I "Tell London," he said, filing Modern — Fireproof — Convenient 11414 LIVERNOIS 1 nails, "that we will take it 1 -2 Wholesale 1 an exchange basis. We will Retail - .;.- SAGINAW, MICHIGAN lke Hitler for a half hour and I 1111fillitil l111111111141111111111111111111111101 !111171IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM 1 11111i11111191ME11111111101111111119111111111111ii;' ,11::',:TI:liiIIIIIIIiIIIiIII11 ,111111111111111E; !e will send Berlin for the same 1 -riod Rabbi Stephen S. Wise." i • • • t a Bad Guess . Like all old stories, this one 1 tains its favor. Mrs. Finkelstein was unhappy. e had a town house, a limou- ne( diamonds and fine clothes, I t she hated her name. Daily e pleaded with Mr. Finkelstein have it changed to a good erican" name. i So at last Mr. Finkelstein an- 1 , unced to his wife that he had ' d their name changed to Fitch. "To-morrow morning you can CUT RATE fontiinunnitninum1U11tunfillIIIII1111111111111110111111111111111111 • • • GREETINGS 5703 • I. Shetzer • Apartment Hotel Sisters of Zion Mizrachi East End Laundry A HAPPY NEW YEAR North Beach A Happy New Year- 5703 ■ We Build for Victory 0 0 -0 INGERSOL STEEL & DISC. 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