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DETROIT JEWISH CHRONICLE.
Even Lou Iloltz
Tells a New One
Freedom to Play
;
By
NEW YORK—Moises A. TofT.
Israeli undersecretary for Latin
American Affairs, was officlony
received recently by President
Natalicio Gonzalez and Foreign
Minister Domingo Montanaro o f
Paraguay.
On Sept. 6, Paragpay became
the seventh Latin American na-
tion to recognize Israel. The oth-
ers are Costa Rica, Guatemala
Nicaragua, Panama, Uraguay and
Venezuela.
NATIIANS
WAS AN incorrigible gam-
bler, fearful lest his wife ever
Mid out but unable to resist the
temptation of a poker game or
roulette wheel.
Placed on an allowance by his
spouse, he used to go broke by
the middle of the week. One
evening he and his wife were
invited to a party. There was a
poker game in the back room and
by dint of great appeal he per-
suaded her to let hint have two
Luck was with him. An hour
later he had 30 dollars. By mid-
night he was WO ahead. At
quarter of one he repijned his
wife. "Well," she inquired se-
verely, "flow did you do this
time?"
"Not good, not bad," he shrug-
ged. "1 lost a dollar."
—o—
THE RABBI in the old Ro-
manian village would, from time
to time, visit the members of his
congregation. On this occasion
, rhe was on his way to visit some
of the devout and approached a
house, only to hear a woman
wailing inside.
When she came in answer to
his knock, he asked, "What trag-
edy has befallen you? Is your
husband dead?"
"Oh, he's alive, that good-for-
nothing," she answered scornful-
ly.
"Then why do you weep and
wail so?"
"It's this way, sir. My pres-
ent husband has been nagging
and tormenting me so much that
I went back into mourning for
my first husband."
—o—
AT THE DELICATESSEN
store the customer's new fur coat
came into contact with a jar of
mustard.
"That's a $1,000 coat," she
declared angrily.
"The mustard's not cheap ei-
ther," quipped back the proprie-
tor.
—o-
LOU HOLTZ has contributed
a new Lapidus story. It seems
the latter was complaining about
the high expenses connected
with running his store.
"It costs me $50 a clay before
I even open the store," he de-
clared.
"So how do you manage to
make a go of it?" asked Holtz.
Lapidus said: "I close the
store Tuesdays and Fridays and
on $100 a week I get along."
—o--
A LEGEND pointing out the
worthlessness of material gain
alone concerns two traders who
heard that the natives of an
island had more gold than they
knew what to do with.
One trader promptly sailed out
to them with a holdload of
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A wire fence is no longer a barrier to freedom for this young-
ster, one of the refugee children staying temporarily at the
reception center of United Service for New Americans, on a
recent trip to the Bronx Zoo in New York City.
onions. The natives were delight- left when everything else is gone.
ed.
Politician: A man who stands
In return for the onions, which for what he thinks the people
they had never eaten before, will fall for.
(A World Nows Servi , r Fr. uro )
they gave him as much of the
bright metal as he could take.
On his return he told his friend
TAXES IN TEL AVIV
who reckoned that if they liked
TEL AVIV (ZOA)—A total of
onions so well they would like
800,000 pounds ($3,200,000) in
garlic even better.
Months later the two men met income taxes was collected in Tel
again, both of them down-at- Aviv between May 20 and July
30, it was revealed recently.
mouth.
Said the first:
"The gold
turned out to be pyrite, fool's
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Said the second: "The na-
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their most prized possession—
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