Friday, Otiober 1, 1541
Motel Has Trouble
With His Bank
DETROIT JEWISH CHRONICLE
New Clothes Bring Smiles
Becomes Musician,
Gets New Headaches
Page Thirty-Neves
"Sure," said the driver, and
went down Third Avenue.
"Please," protested Motel, "I
said not to go down here. These
pillars drive me crazy."
The driver said calmly, "What
do you suppose it does to me?"
IA N'orld New, 5,., lee Fentme)
By ELYEH NATHANS
THE LITTLE BANK suddenly
found itself insolvent. Motel
Glick was just about to with-
draw some money when the
aghast teller heard the bad
news.
"Sorry, Mr. Glick," he gulped,
"we can't give you the money.
The bank has just gone broke."
"I've heard about lots of banks
failing," philosophized Motel,
"but this is the first time one
went bust right in my face."
—o---
These two children at the Neu Freiman DP camp in the U. S.
STRANGE THINGS are al-
zone of Germany receive new clothes purchased with United
ways happening to Motel. Dur-
Jewish Appeal funds.
ing the depression he decided to
- -
become a medium. He thought —
maybe he could make his for- exceedingly temperamental fel- telling Motel. "There's a concert
tune telling other peoples their 1 low , and the sad truth is that going on inside."
Motel is the reason. For a long
fortune.
MOTEL WAS at a party
His first client was a young i time at rehearsal Motel was the
where an ambitious soprano pro-
lady. He gazed into his crystal !only one certain to attend.
After the last rehearsal, the ceeded to ruin an aria.
ball and predicted something
very funny would happen to maestro tapped for attention and
"Come now," the hostess pro-
her. Just to prove his genuine- said, "I want to thank Motel tested to Motel, "be kind to her.
publicly
for
being
the
only
ness he guffawed heartily. She
You don't realize how difficult
leaned over and smacked his i member in the orchestra who the piece is."
attended
every
rehearsal.
I
face.
"Difficult," snorted Motel, "I
"Why did you do that?" asked want to apologize, Motel, for wish it were impossible."
all the bad things I ever said
Motel.
Going home he climbed into
"My mother," said the girl, about you."
a taxi and said to the driver,
Motel
hung
his
head.
"It
"always told me to strike a
"Please don't go near Third
seemed the least I could do,"
happy medium."
Avenue. I don't like those pil-
he
said
politely,
"You
see,
I
—o--
lars."
don't expect to show up for the
THINGS ARE better for Mo- concert tonight."
tel now but he has an intoler-
—o—
able brother-in-law.
"Ile lives off my earnings,"1 MOTEL'S WORST experience Rash Hashanah
ne complained bitterly. "The Clime when the maestro was
Greetings to all
trouble with him is that his fail- conducting Beethoven's Leonore
Overture No. 3. As the trumpet-
tire has gone to his head."
•
er, Motel had to play off-stage.
—o—
MOTEL, you see, has become a The time came and—no trump-
musician, Not just an ordinary et. By the time the rendition
musician, mind you, but a play- was over the maestro was apop-
er in a symphony orchestra. But lectic. He rushed into the wings
some of his first experiences with murder in his heart and
found Motel struggling with a
were embarrassing.
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At one rehearsal he began stagehand.
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"I tell you you can't blow that
his cadenza bravely and soon
found himself in grave ditlicul- thing here," the stagehand was
ties. Further and further off kev —
-
he wandered.
ROSH HASHONAH GREETINGS
The maestro and the entire
orchestra held their breaths.
Just before their cue to resume
playing, Motel managed to re-
cover the original key.
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The maestro bowed and said,
"Welcome home, Mr. Glick."
—o—
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