Friday, Otiober 1, 1541 Motel Has Trouble With His Bank DETROIT JEWISH CHRONICLE New Clothes Bring Smiles Becomes Musician, Gets New Headaches Page Thirty-Neves "Sure," said the driver, and went down Third Avenue. "Please," protested Motel, "I said not to go down here. These pillars drive me crazy." The driver said calmly, "What do you suppose it does to me?" IA N'orld New, 5,., lee Fentme) By ELYEH NATHANS THE LITTLE BANK suddenly found itself insolvent. Motel Glick was just about to with- draw some money when the aghast teller heard the bad news. "Sorry, Mr. Glick," he gulped, "we can't give you the money. The bank has just gone broke." "I've heard about lots of banks failing," philosophized Motel, "but this is the first time one went bust right in my face." —o--- These two children at the Neu Freiman DP camp in the U. S. STRANGE THINGS are al- zone of Germany receive new clothes purchased with United ways happening to Motel. Dur- Jewish Appeal funds. ing the depression he decided to - - become a medium. He thought — maybe he could make his for- exceedingly temperamental fel- telling Motel. "There's a concert tune telling other peoples their 1 low , and the sad truth is that going on inside." Motel is the reason. For a long fortune. MOTEL WAS at a party His first client was a young i time at rehearsal Motel was the where an ambitious soprano pro- lady. He gazed into his crystal !only one certain to attend. After the last rehearsal, the ceeded to ruin an aria. ball and predicted something very funny would happen to maestro tapped for attention and "Come now," the hostess pro- her. Just to prove his genuine- said, "I want to thank Motel tested to Motel, "be kind to her. publicly for being the only ness he guffawed heartily. She You don't realize how difficult leaned over and smacked his i member in the orchestra who the piece is." attended every rehearsal. I face. "Difficult," snorted Motel, "I "Why did you do that?" asked want to apologize, Motel, for wish it were impossible." all the bad things I ever said Motel. Going home he climbed into "My mother," said the girl, about you." a taxi and said to the driver, Motel hung his head. "It "always told me to strike a "Please don't go near Third seemed the least I could do," happy medium." Avenue. I don't like those pil- he said politely, "You see, I —o-- lars." don't expect to show up for the THINGS ARE better for Mo- concert tonight." tel now but he has an intoler- —o— able brother-in-law. "Ile lives off my earnings,"1 MOTEL'S WORST experience Rash Hashanah ne complained bitterly. "The Clime when the maestro was Greetings to all trouble with him is that his fail- conducting Beethoven's Leonore Overture No. 3. As the trumpet- tire has gone to his head." • er, Motel had to play off-stage. —o— MOTEL, you see, has become a The time came and—no trump- musician, Not just an ordinary et. By the time the rendition musician, mind you, but a play- was over the maestro was apop- er in a symphony orchestra. But lectic. He rushed into the wings some of his first experiences with murder in his heart and found Motel struggling with a were embarrassing. 1337 WINDER At one rehearsal he began stagehand. CH. 9191 "I tell you you can't blow that his cadenza bravely and soon found himself in grave ditlicul- thing here," the stagehand was ties. Further and further off kev — - he wandered. ROSH HASHONAH GREETINGS The maestro and the entire orchestra held their breaths. Just before their cue to resume playing, Motel managed to re- cover the original key. CH. 3642 1710 BOOK BLDG. The maestro bowed and said, "Welcome home, Mr. Glick." —o— MOTEL'S MAESTRO is an Rosh Hashonah Greetings! WOMEN TRAFFIC COPS TEL AVIV (ZOA) — Eighty Israeli policewomen have been attached to the Tel Aviv Police Force for traffic duties and guarding government offices. Rosh Hashonah Greetings M. WHIST!!! 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