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Season's Greetings and
Best Wishes
ROSH IIASHONAII
GREETINGS AND
BEST WISHES ... .
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M. J. FOLEY
SEWING AND SPECIAL
MACHINES
441 W. JEFFERSON
CADILLAC 5397
Say—
Happy New Year
with Flowers from
Season's Greetings and
Best Wishes
BREITMEYERS,
Inc.
Florists
7881 E. JEFFERSON
Fitzroy 2934
5 DETROIT STORES
OPEN EVENINGS
PIRONICIE
September 18, 1936
Rosh Hashanah Greetings and
Best Wishes
Season's Greetings to All
TELFER
COFFEE CO.
DETROIT
Commercial Photo
Company
1365 E. LARNED
25TH FLOOR,
NATIONAL BANK BLDG.
LIVERNOIS AND CURTIS
Cadillac 0181
CHERRY 2582
UNiversity 2-2236
SCHNEIDER
LANDSCAPING
689 GRATIOT AVE.
SEASON'S GREETINGS
Season's Greetings and
Best Wishes
A Happy New Year to Our
Many Jewish Friends
MANNING BROS.
INC.
STREM STUDIO
DISTINCTIVE PORTRAITS
Commercial Photographers
I.'Shono Tovo
A Happy New Year
to You All
CRAWFORD
LAUNDERERS
DRY CLEANERS
DETROIT, MICH.
707 East Jefferson
Randolph 8980
A Happy New Year to You All
TUTHILL
SPRING WORKS
AUTO SPRINGS
300 MT. ELLIOTT
Fitzroy 3290
HORNBLOWER
& WEEKS
Established 1888
Members of Principal
Stock Exchanges
Private Wires
244 PENOBSCOT BLDG. '
DETROIT
BOSTON
CHICAGO
CLEVELAND
PROVIDENCE
PHILADELPHIA
PORTLAND, ME.
Wishing All Our Jewish
Friends and Patrons A
Happy and Prosper.
ous New Year
The
AUTOMOBILE
EQUIPMENT CO.
623.643 E. CONGRESS
RAndolph 0011
Manufacturers of
CARBONATED BEVERAGES
DRY GINGER ALE
Soda and Ginger Ale Tanks
Natural Carbonic Gas and
Miller's Milwaukee Beer
LIBERTY
WELDING CO.
BARBAS BROS.
LINCOLN BLDG.
333 State St.
1230 Michigan Theater Bldg.
4300 TWELFTH ST.
CADILLAC 0459
CLifford 1142
TEMPLE 1.7300
Charles A. Parcells
& Co.
Members
Detroit Stock Exchange
Investment Service
Stocks — Bonds
Proteges of the
Elders of Zion
(Concluded front pope 3)
apart but that kike grandfather
of yours, and the honorary Nito-
han decree will take care of that.
So just name the day, baby." And
he leaned forward to give her a
hearty kiss.
But the kiss never was given,
for Mimi drew back in real terror.
"Oh. I couldn't," she whispered,
her eyes darting around to see
whether they were being over-
heard. "If I met you openly I can't
imagine what would happen. The
Elders"--she shuddered — "you
don't know what they are, but I've
seen some of their work. Why, my
own Aunt Yenta disappeared, and
no did her husband and all her
children, the day ofter she hired a
Nitohan chef because she can't
stand Jewish cooking. Nobody has
ever heard from them since — I
know they're dead, because the
Elders killed their souls. That's
what they do, you know — they
don't just kill you, but they kill
your soul, so that your whole body
disappears and is swallowed up in
Gehenna. You couldn't ask me to
run that risk."
Dogon Roll did not laugh at her.
He remembered Shagitz; and the
memory of the vanished banker
brought thoughts of the govern-
ment finances, which surely were
no laughing matter. Reluctantly he
agreed that not only would they
have to continue to dodge around,
but their precautions would have
to be doubled, if not redoubled.
But apparently they were not
careful enough. For on Purim Eve
Mimi did not appear to keep her
rendezvous with him. And when
Dogon Roll, beside himself with
anxiety, ventured to her apartment
to discover what was wrong, he
found only a sniffing Nitohan maid
who reported that a red-uniformed
giant had invaded the place in the
afternoon, filled it with tear gas—
the propaganda chief's own eyes
were beginning to smart in the
badly ventilated foyer — and car-
ried off Mimi Slivovitz. And the
only words he had spoken were:
"Remember Shagitz."
Just how bad this development
was neither Hugo Toblazes nor
Dogon Roll realized until the next
morning, when it became clear that
not only the tear glands but the
vocal chords of Mimi's maid had
been rendered overactive. The
Inergetznitoh Daily Herald—a mere
yellow sheet now that Benzion
Mammzer no longer headed its
editorial staff—came out with the
full story of the previous after-
noon's events in the Slivovitz
apartment. By noon the story had
traveled, over wires and cables,
into all parts of the world. By
evening Hugo Toblazes had been
informed by all his consuls and
ambassadors that Nitoh had be-
come a laughing-stock among the
nations of the world. At midnight,
while in conference *ith his cab-
inet, he received a telephone call
from Hitler himself, who told him
in no uncertain terms that some-
thing must be done about the Eld-
ers of Zion if Nitoh expected any
further backing from the Third
Reich.
But the climax was reached the
Trees That have Fallen . . . Trees That Will Rise Again
Rosh Hashanah Greetings
LEON'S
HAT SHOP
Makers of
High Grade Tailored and
Sport Hats
Cleaning, Blocking •nd
Renovating Our Specialty
1554 BROADWAY
New Year Greetings to Our
Many Jewish Friends
ARCADIA
BALLROOM
3527 WOODWARD AVE.
TEMPLE 1.2525
$5 to
$ 10
1558 WASHINGTON BLVD.
David Whitney Bldg.
s— HATS
1866
I
PLATTO SHADE
INDUSTRIES
RAndolph 3952
New Year Greetings to the
Jewish Community
following day, when a strange
newspaper made its appearance on
the streets of Inergetznitoh. Huge
fire-red letters proclaimed its name
to be
TILE PROTOCOLS OF THE
8 ELDERS OF ZION
HOgarth 3552
Rosh Ilashonah Greetings
and the news it brought was of the
soul-less dead in Gehenna. The
tortures of Dr. Kalmen Shagitz, of
Mimi Slivovitz and her Aunt Yen-
ta, and of all the other Nitohan
Jews who had disobeyed the edict
of the Elders, were described in
AUTO RADIO PARTS
great detail. The hair on many a
SERVICE
Nitohnn head stood on end that
day. The Jews—those of them who
still ventured abroad in non-Jewish
TE.
sections of the city—merely indi- 99 E. Canfield
cated that these were things they
had known right along.
M. E. FISCUS
As for the leader's palace--there
W. F. HUNTER
matters were going badly indeed.
Propaganda Chief Dogon Roll was
in no condition to put his heart
into denials of the importance of
the Elders of Zion. The leader him-
self was in no condition to do any-
Rosh Hashonah Greetings
thing, for he had received from
Hitler a very curt telegram in-
forming him that the lowest depths
of disgrace had been reached in
Nitoh and that the only advice
the Fuehrer could offer was that
Hugo Toblazes tender his resigna-
Bar ■ and Restaurant Supplies
tion immediately. The rest of the
Cabinet was busy tracing family
SAM DEVENOW
trees to discover whether any dis-
tant Jewish strain put them or
1301 GRATIOT AVE.
their families under the jurisdic-
tion of the Elders of Zion.
Cadillac 5139
What happened after that is his-
tory. Hugo Toblazes' Ministry re-
signed in a body that night, and
the elections held a fortnight later
returned a Liberal Parliament
New Year's Greetings
which immediately not only re-
pealed all the anti-Jewish legisla-
tion of its predecessors, but passed
a law making anti-Semitic activity
of any sort punishable by banish-
ment and confiscation of property.'
The Elders of Zion then published
another issue of their Protocols in
which they announced that hence-
forth, and for the duration of good
Passenger Cars and
■
Trucks
behavior on the part of the Nito-
For Hire
hens the ban on Nitohan-Jewish
relations would be lifted. And
they all lived happily ever after—
at least to date, which is Rosh Ha-
235 E. ELIZABETH
shanah, 5697.
RAndolph 3290
And Dr. Kalmen Shagitz, Mimi
Slivovitz and her Aunt Yenta and
family, and all the other Jews upon
whom the curse of the Elders had
been visited during the Toblazes
regime—gradually they all reap-
peared on the scene, good as new.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
None of them would ever speak for
publication on their experiences as
soul-less dead in Gehenna. All they
would say was that the Elders
had punished them for their sins,
but eventually had relented and
restared them to life. But in some
quarters there are whispers that
Dr. Shagitz and Mimi and the rest
have b4en known to tell, in strict
confidence, of the good time they
hod in their Tel Aviv hide-out that
wMter.
PHILCO RADIO
ENGINEERS
DEVENOW
EQUIPMENT CO.
HERTZ
DRIV-UR-SELF
STATIONS, Inc.
Next to the Paramount
RANDOLPH 9509
DICKERSON
—new Fall Styles in a wide
range of colors felted by
master craftsmen.
14603 GRAND RIVER
639 PENOBSCOT BLDG.
RAndolph 5625
Rosh Ilashonah Greetings
and Best Wishes
CONFECTIONERS
33 CADILLAC SQUARE
your Hat should be a
Neckwear $1 to $2.50
Wishing You All a Happy
New Year
SEASON'S GREETINGS
Manufacturers of
1918 STANLEY
HOLIDAY
6425 CONCORD
J. STEIN
CRACKERS, CAKES
& BISCUITS
A$ TRADITIONAL AS THE
SOFT DRINKS
PLAZA 6481
HOTEL 8 RESTAURANT
SUPPLIES
THE LAKESIDE
BISCUIT CO.
SCHEU'S
Distributors of
Rosh Ilashonah Greetings
CANTON
CHINA CO.
c—Dickerson--
New Year's Greetings
106 WITHERELL AVE.
CHerry 5380
BOOK CADILLAC HOTEL
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ansIMAX&AL CHRONICLE
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Above: Bird's-eye-view of
the Balfour Forest at Gine•
gar, Palestine, where Arab
vanda
ls destroyed, by axe ,'
and fire, a great number of
trees planted in tribute to
the memory of the father
of the Balfour Declaration.
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Below: A scene in a blaz•
ins forest. The terrorists
who perpetrated the van-
dalistic act, run away from
the scene of the crime,
seeking refuge under the
cover of darkness.
Concrete Block
and
Products Co.
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NATIONAL CASH
REGISTER CO.
MR. E. L. BLAKE
Sales Agent
3456 WOODWARD AVE.
Rosh Ilashonah Greetings
CO-OPERATIVE
THEATERS OF
MICH., Inc.
1001 FOX THEATER BLDG.
CADILLAC 7003
Rosh Hashonah Greetings
FEIGENSON
BROTHERS CO.
Manufacturers of
3579 GRATIOT AVE.
PLAZA 3933
PERRY FEIGENSON, Pres.
BEN FEIGENSON, Vice-Pres.
GREETINGS
FEDERAL
Auto Supply
Co., Inc.
Complete
Hi.Speed Super Service
1040 E. VERNOR at Rivard
CLIFFORD 4447
Open All Nit* at
3000 E. Verner and McDougall
CLIFFORD 4311
A. MELI J. ABOOHAMAD
12820 EVERGREEN
A Happy New Year
TAJ PERFUME
CO.
IMPORTED ORIENTAL
PERFUMES
Exotic — Alluring
VISIT TAJ
KING, BOUG,
STOOGELL & CO.
Members
Detroit Stock Exchange
A Happy New Year
PETER F. REUSS
& CO.
STOCK AND BONDS
224 PENOBSCOT BLDG.
CHERRY 2790
Private Wire Connections
TORONTO
MONTREAL
NEW YORK
Fresh Flowers-Prompt Service
Windsor Office
Randolph 1624
SECURITY BUILDING
BROADWAY MARKET
HAPPY NEW YEAR
COBB CANVAS
COMPANY
Awnings, Tents, Tarpaulins
We specialize on Repairing
and Waterproofing
2728 W. FORT ST.
Phone LAfayette 2154
Rosh Ilashonah Greetings and
Best Wishes
LAWRENCE MOTORS
11529 12TH ST.
LO. 9460
Mil GWM.,M — bm tw.nora
CHAFFEE & CO.
INC.
Distributors of
LOWNEY'S & BRACH'S
CANDIES
SEASON'S GREETINGS
AND BEST WISHES
WM. C. RONEY
CO.
SEASON'S GREETINGS
DETROIT
DELIVERY, INC.
PACKAGE-DELIVERY
GENERAL TRUCKING
LEASED TRUCK SERVICE
LAFAYETTE 1000
2000 W. FORT STREET
ROSH HASHONAH
GREETINGS
Rosh Ilashonah Greetings
N. MALLIN
FEDERAL
ALLOYS
LOCKSMITH
Detroit Stock Exchange
Bicycle., Velocipedes, Deer
Clsecler- and Children's
Vehicle. Repaired
SCRAP METALS
9106 TWELFTH STREET
near Clairmount
MADISON 5410
TEMPLE 1.7606--1-7607
CHERRY 6700
We service all types of brakes
CLUTCH CONTROLS
ADJUSTED
LORAN A. BRADLEY
ROY K. BRADLEY
3955 CASS AVENUE
TEMPLE 1.3534
Goetz Drug Store
COMPLETE DRUG STORE
SERVICE
8245 LINWOOD at Virginia
TYler 4.9814
Rosh Ilashonah Greetings
BOSTON PAPER
COMPANY
DISTRIBUTORS
2634 EIGHTEENTH ST.
LAfayette 1970.1971
HAPPY NEW YEAR
ROSENGARD &
ROSENGARD
Happy New Year!
A Happy New Year
TEREBELO SYSTEM
Operating 5 Coal Yards
QUALITY COAL AT
FAIR PRICES
Circle Coal Co.
T H E •
Car Lot Receivers and
Distributors
Wayne Congress
Garage
ROOM 106, DETROIT UNION
PRODUCE TERMINAL
244 W. CONGRESS ST.
WHOLESALE PRODUCE
924 LELAND
DETROIT SUGAR
MILLING CO.
Ever-Ready Coal
Co.
Northwestern
Coal & Coke Co.
UNiversity 1.6141
Roosevelt Coal Co.
TOwnsend 8-6770
A Happy and Prosperous New
Year to Our Many Friends
and Business Associates
To Our Many Jewish Friends
Heartiest New Year
Greetings
Distributor
HUSSMAN-LIGONIER
REFRIGERATORS
and
STEINER CHOPPERS
1520 15TH ST.
2315 RUSSELL ST.
Lafayette 6650
CAdillac 4319
WHOLESALE FISH
GArfield 6700
Huber Coal Co.
Vinewood 1.7982
CARL S. FULMER
Out-of-Town Orders Solicited
EASTERN MARKET
Randolph 1689-0417-0418
Rosh Hashanah Greetings
A. JACOB
& CO.
Commission Merchant., Inc.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Rosh Ilashonah Greetings
to the
JEWISH MASTED BAKERS
with deep appreciation °for
their patronage
SOLOMON
FISH COMPANY
Elhlid 2412
11736 E. JEFFERSON
LENOX 0547
Members
2232 Union Guardian Bldg.
Bradley Bros.
Brake Service
Rosh Hashonah Greetings
Happy New Year
PLaza 3184
1332 GRATIOT AVE.
Rosh Hashonah Greetings
REDFORD 2327
Season's Greetings
Houghton Cement
Block Co.
10500 DEVINE
PLAZA 2763
Direct Receivers and Shippers
of Car Lots
Union Produce Terminal
7201 W. FORT ST.
Phone Vinewood 1.3090
FRIGID FOOD
PRODUCTS
Rosh Hashonah Greetings
INCORPORATED
MRS. FL GOLDGERG'S
Mr. and Mrs. Wm. R. Roth
Mr. and Mrs. Julius Green
RESTAURANT
1951 E. FERRY
Plaza
5340-41-42.43
KOSHER
(formerly Krulik's)
I cater to Weddings, Parties
and Shower.
Courteous Service
The best, tastiest meals in the
city
6681 TWELFTH ST.