Tit PAGE 'PEN Season's Greetings and Best Wishes ROSH IIASHONAII GREETINGS AND BEST WISHES ... . • M. J. FOLEY SEWING AND SPECIAL MACHINES 441 W. JEFFERSON CADILLAC 5397 Say— Happy New Year with Flowers from Season's Greetings and Best Wishes BREITMEYERS, Inc. Florists 7881 E. JEFFERSON Fitzroy 2934 5 DETROIT STORES OPEN EVENINGS PIRONICIE September 18, 1936 Rosh Hashanah Greetings and Best Wishes Season's Greetings to All TELFER COFFEE CO. DETROIT Commercial Photo Company 1365 E. LARNED 25TH FLOOR, NATIONAL BANK BLDG. LIVERNOIS AND CURTIS Cadillac 0181 CHERRY 2582 UNiversity 2-2236 SCHNEIDER LANDSCAPING 689 GRATIOT AVE. SEASON'S GREETINGS Season's Greetings and Best Wishes A Happy New Year to Our Many Jewish Friends MANNING BROS. INC. STREM STUDIO DISTINCTIVE PORTRAITS Commercial Photographers I.'Shono Tovo A Happy New Year to You All CRAWFORD LAUNDERERS DRY CLEANERS DETROIT, MICH. 707 East Jefferson Randolph 8980 A Happy New Year to You All TUTHILL SPRING WORKS AUTO SPRINGS 300 MT. ELLIOTT Fitzroy 3290 HORNBLOWER & WEEKS Established 1888 Members of Principal Stock Exchanges Private Wires 244 PENOBSCOT BLDG. ' DETROIT BOSTON CHICAGO CLEVELAND PROVIDENCE PHILADELPHIA PORTLAND, ME. Wishing All Our Jewish Friends and Patrons A Happy and Prosper. ous New Year The AUTOMOBILE EQUIPMENT CO. 623.643 E. CONGRESS RAndolph 0011 Manufacturers of CARBONATED BEVERAGES DRY GINGER ALE Soda and Ginger Ale Tanks Natural Carbonic Gas and Miller's Milwaukee Beer LIBERTY WELDING CO. BARBAS BROS. LINCOLN BLDG. 333 State St. 1230 Michigan Theater Bldg. 4300 TWELFTH ST. CADILLAC 0459 CLifford 1142 TEMPLE 1.7300 Charles A. Parcells & Co. Members Detroit Stock Exchange Investment Service Stocks — Bonds Proteges of the Elders of Zion (Concluded front pope 3) apart but that kike grandfather of yours, and the honorary Nito- han decree will take care of that. So just name the day, baby." And he leaned forward to give her a hearty kiss. But the kiss never was given, for Mimi drew back in real terror. "Oh. I couldn't," she whispered, her eyes darting around to see whether they were being over- heard. "If I met you openly I can't imagine what would happen. The Elders"--she shuddered — "you don't know what they are, but I've seen some of their work. Why, my own Aunt Yenta disappeared, and no did her husband and all her children, the day ofter she hired a Nitohan chef because she can't stand Jewish cooking. Nobody has ever heard from them since — I know they're dead, because the Elders killed their souls. That's what they do, you know — they don't just kill you, but they kill your soul, so that your whole body disappears and is swallowed up in Gehenna. You couldn't ask me to run that risk." Dogon Roll did not laugh at her. He remembered Shagitz; and the memory of the vanished banker brought thoughts of the govern- ment finances, which surely were no laughing matter. Reluctantly he agreed that not only would they have to continue to dodge around, but their precautions would have to be doubled, if not redoubled. But apparently they were not careful enough. For on Purim Eve Mimi did not appear to keep her rendezvous with him. And when Dogon Roll, beside himself with anxiety, ventured to her apartment to discover what was wrong, he found only a sniffing Nitohan maid who reported that a red-uniformed giant had invaded the place in the afternoon, filled it with tear gas— the propaganda chief's own eyes were beginning to smart in the badly ventilated foyer — and car- ried off Mimi Slivovitz. And the only words he had spoken were: "Remember Shagitz." Just how bad this development was neither Hugo Toblazes nor Dogon Roll realized until the next morning, when it became clear that not only the tear glands but the vocal chords of Mimi's maid had been rendered overactive. The Inergetznitoh Daily Herald—a mere yellow sheet now that Benzion Mammzer no longer headed its editorial staff—came out with the full story of the previous after- noon's events in the Slivovitz apartment. By noon the story had traveled, over wires and cables, into all parts of the world. By evening Hugo Toblazes had been informed by all his consuls and ambassadors that Nitoh had be- come a laughing-stock among the nations of the world. At midnight, while in conference *ith his cab- inet, he received a telephone call from Hitler himself, who told him in no uncertain terms that some- thing must be done about the Eld- ers of Zion if Nitoh expected any further backing from the Third Reich. But the climax was reached the Trees That have Fallen . . . Trees That Will Rise Again Rosh Hashanah Greetings LEON'S HAT SHOP Makers of High Grade Tailored and Sport Hats Cleaning, Blocking •nd Renovating Our Specialty 1554 BROADWAY New Year Greetings to Our Many Jewish Friends ARCADIA BALLROOM 3527 WOODWARD AVE. TEMPLE 1.2525 $5 to $ 10 1558 WASHINGTON BLVD. David Whitney Bldg. s— HATS 1866 I PLATTO SHADE INDUSTRIES RAndolph 3952 New Year Greetings to the Jewish Community following day, when a strange newspaper made its appearance on the streets of Inergetznitoh. Huge fire-red letters proclaimed its name to be TILE PROTOCOLS OF THE 8 ELDERS OF ZION HOgarth 3552 Rosh Ilashonah Greetings and the news it brought was of the soul-less dead in Gehenna. The tortures of Dr. Kalmen Shagitz, of Mimi Slivovitz and her Aunt Yen- ta, and of all the other Nitohan Jews who had disobeyed the edict of the Elders, were described in AUTO RADIO PARTS great detail. The hair on many a SERVICE Nitohnn head stood on end that day. The Jews—those of them who still ventured abroad in non-Jewish TE. sections of the city—merely indi- 99 E. Canfield cated that these were things they had known right along. M. E. FISCUS As for the leader's palace--there W. F. HUNTER matters were going badly indeed. Propaganda Chief Dogon Roll was in no condition to put his heart into denials of the importance of the Elders of Zion. The leader him- self was in no condition to do any- Rosh Hashonah Greetings thing, for he had received from Hitler a very curt telegram in- forming him that the lowest depths of disgrace had been reached in Nitoh and that the only advice the Fuehrer could offer was that Hugo Toblazes tender his resigna- Bar ■ and Restaurant Supplies tion immediately. The rest of the Cabinet was busy tracing family SAM DEVENOW trees to discover whether any dis- tant Jewish strain put them or 1301 GRATIOT AVE. their families under the jurisdic- tion of the Elders of Zion. Cadillac 5139 What happened after that is his- tory. Hugo Toblazes' Ministry re- signed in a body that night, and the elections held a fortnight later returned a Liberal Parliament New Year's Greetings which immediately not only re- pealed all the anti-Jewish legisla- tion of its predecessors, but passed a law making anti-Semitic activity of any sort punishable by banish- ment and confiscation of property.' The Elders of Zion then published another issue of their Protocols in which they announced that hence- forth, and for the duration of good Passenger Cars and ■ Trucks behavior on the part of the Nito- For Hire hens the ban on Nitohan-Jewish relations would be lifted. And they all lived happily ever after— at least to date, which is Rosh Ha- 235 E. ELIZABETH shanah, 5697. RAndolph 3290 And Dr. Kalmen Shagitz, Mimi Slivovitz and her Aunt Yenta and family, and all the other Jews upon whom the curse of the Elders had been visited during the Toblazes regime—gradually they all reap- peared on the scene, good as new. HAPPY NEW YEAR None of them would ever speak for publication on their experiences as soul-less dead in Gehenna. All they would say was that the Elders had punished them for their sins, but eventually had relented and restared them to life. But in some quarters there are whispers that Dr. Shagitz and Mimi and the rest have b4en known to tell, in strict confidence, of the good time they hod in their Tel Aviv hide-out that wMter. PHILCO RADIO ENGINEERS DEVENOW EQUIPMENT CO. HERTZ DRIV-UR-SELF STATIONS, Inc. Next to the Paramount RANDOLPH 9509 DICKERSON —new Fall Styles in a wide range of colors felted by master craftsmen. 14603 GRAND RIVER 639 PENOBSCOT BLDG. RAndolph 5625 Rosh Ilashonah Greetings and Best Wishes CONFECTIONERS 33 CADILLAC SQUARE your Hat should be a Neckwear $1 to $2.50 Wishing You All a Happy New Year SEASON'S GREETINGS Manufacturers of 1918 STANLEY HOLIDAY 6425 CONCORD J. STEIN CRACKERS, CAKES & BISCUITS A$ TRADITIONAL AS THE SOFT DRINKS PLAZA 6481 HOTEL 8 RESTAURANT SUPPLIES THE LAKESIDE BISCUIT CO. SCHEU'S Distributors of Rosh Ilashonah Greetings CANTON CHINA CO. c—Dickerson-- New Year's Greetings 106 WITHERELL AVE. CHerry 5380 BOOK CADILLAC HOTEL • _ ansIMAX&AL CHRONICLE • Above: Bird's-eye-view of the Balfour Forest at Gine• gar, Palestine, where Arab vanda ls destroyed, by axe ,' and fire, a great number of trees planted in tribute to the memory of the father of the Balfour Declaration. • • Below: A scene in a blaz• ins forest. The terrorists who perpetrated the van- dalistic act, run away from the scene of the crime, seeking refuge under the cover of darkness. Concrete Block and Products Co. • NATIONAL CASH REGISTER CO. MR. E. L. BLAKE Sales Agent 3456 WOODWARD AVE. Rosh Ilashonah Greetings CO-OPERATIVE THEATERS OF MICH., Inc. 1001 FOX THEATER BLDG. CADILLAC 7003 Rosh Hashonah Greetings FEIGENSON BROTHERS CO. Manufacturers of 3579 GRATIOT AVE. 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