September 07, 2016 (vol. 125, iss. 129) • Page Image 13
…W e’re always told that this is the prime of our life, this college thing. I believe the elusive, omnipotent “they” who dic- tate generalizations similar to the one above — They always say ignorance is bliss! — are right. This is a prime. OK, thanks for reading. Goodbye. Kidding, of course, because what in the name of Jim Harbaugh’s dad bod is a “prime?” A sexual prime may differ from, say, an artistic prime in a themat- ic sense, ...…

















































