Monday, February 11, 1952 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Five
BULL HALITOSIS, produced, direct- short sotry, "War and Peace" by
f, ed, adapted filmed, spliced, sli- Margaret Mitchell and though at
(The Daily Official Bll ispublihed f5 ; ed, tarred and feathered right esho uity be es al
Eaily. It is official. No me e need be here in Ann Arbor.
tad uueseicswl ercie mot intelligible the plot would
at 120 E. Liberty Street.) Q HALITOSIS, the first full length delight a mere babe in arms.
'__ epic to be filmed in a broom
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 1952 closet of a campus tourist home is "Halitosis" is the story of a
VOL. XCIC, No. an inspiring xample of peerless fraternity boy's mind which is
Notices pornography. divided into a series of water tight,
scotch tight compartments. The
From The Dean of Womens Of Filmed by Peerless Pornogra- camera closes in on one of these
flee: This office, hereby absolved phy, Inc., HALITOSIS features compartments. It is on the Wol-
relinquishes all sovereignty over -local talent acting like local tal- verine Special going to Cornell for
the rights and privleges 'of fe-'ent acting. Viewed for the first an Ivy League weekend. In an
males enrolled as students at theI* time by the producer, director, upper berth is an upperclassman.
University, adapter, wardrobe mistress and He is Niccolo Machievelli, '52, an
U}riya Daily critic, the picture was exchange student I r o m Italy
Events Today pronounced a complete success, (Played by Clark Gable in an ar-
S f e esuffering only from poor acting, gyle undershirt). Removing his
Society for Peaceful Adultera- ppoor direction, p o or comera shirt to reveal the fraternity crest
Hussy Room, An Ann Arbor post- technique, faulty lighting, faulty tatooed on his chest Nick declares,
man will deliver "A Scarlet Let- a connections, no connections ... "The means justify the end" as
ter," not be confused with a red and bad breaks... but what a he playfully pinches Ginny's.
dot ent. wardrobe mistress! Ginny, played by Irene Dunn is
4-H Club continuing the Ruth- Undoutedly, the daring produc- the twelve year old daughter of
Sa Mongolian missionary. Ginny
bone tradition will give weekly er, director, assistantdirector, h Mnguolan ,mssar idii
cocktail party for studcnts and propertyman script egildwarf gihas un eawayfromnVasarods
members of the faculty at Presi- --Daily-Bill Hampton and squire (all actually the samedgieoasMthe osiayearsold
dent H's Hut from noon til sun- "Oh Hell, just paint the whole place purple!" man . . . William Hampered, a ary and taken up residence at the
down. In the, receiving line will ___-__________..___.______________- teaching fellow in Sweet Potato ay ad te idCeath
be Honorable Harlum Hawthorne Culture) must be commended for
Hatchet, Mrs. HHH and little Save Our Finals his startling innovations. Not only This is truly a tale of rejection,
Thorne, Hatchet and Lum. S v e do the actors appear to move about dejection, interjection, preposition
The Society for the Preservation as though alive, but there is also supposition and suplication con-
of Society-8:30 p.m. today-Rm. THE RECENT MOVE of the Re- derive more pleasure from these sound which continues for at least cerned in its conception, stark in
5051 Lloyd Hall. New Members gents to abolish all final exam- examinations than they are will- fifteen minutes after the film has its starkness, inequitable in its in-
welcome. inations has met with a great ing to admit, (d) students de- reached its end. iquity.
-Society for the Maintenance of many plaudits from the student serve the vacation rest and re- "Halitosis" is adapted from a -Nicandra Bronk
the Status Quo - Reactionaries body. laxation which final exam per-
unite! Dean of' Students office But if the students would take iods permit and (e) they bring
Administration Bldg. 3:10 p.m. to- the time and thought to consid- students who have heretofore
day. er the far-reaching implications been completely ignored to the
LeCtures of such action, they would rea- attention of the professor.
lize that the merits of the pres- There is also a financial return
"Wine, Women and Song," a lec- ent system far outweigh any to the students on final examina- F ow ers---
ture with props, to be delivered by values inherent in the plan un- tions. They provide them with an
Prof. Phillipus Latifal of the phi- der consideration. opportunity to use up old odds andIU
losophy department, at 8:30 p.m. ends of pencils, paper and ink o
today at a Liberty Street Tavern. Among the reasons stated by the which they would otherwise be
"HownWlltDoerCeamoReallyaeda)too Q for your V alentine -
Minors welcome. Regents for their unjust and un- forced to have carted to the junk
"How Well Does Crime Really thinking proposal are: (a) too yard
Pay?" an inside look at some job much valuable time which might yary one thing can salvage final
possibilities. Visiting lecturer, Sen. be spent in the classroom is being Onlyntin crnmsalvagenal
Eddie Keeek (D-Tenn.). 3:15 p.m. wasted during the two-week finals examinations from the Regents'
today Angell Hall basement, period, (b) the professors are plac- ashcan: a determined pro-stand.
edin the awkward position of dis- onthe part of the student body. ,is FLOWERS
criminating between students and The date of final examinations isoA D GIFTS
are, in addition, subjected to an m your hands; it is up to you, 0OUf
the students, to keep the Regents V
unnecessary nervous stra, andTelephone 5049
(c) the results of finals are incon-
Ilusive as most grades have al- right as a member of the Univer- We telegraph flowers
ready been determined before the sity community.
fnal is administered. -James H. Conant, III,'55
All of these are creditable rea-
sons from the narrow viewpoint of
the Regents. However, from their
ivory tower of executivism, they
are unable to see beyond the shal-
ow superficialities of their pend-
h ag action.
A more intelligent and broad-
minded inspection of the "prob-
Edtorial Saff lem" would reveal that examina-
tions should not, and actually can-
Editor .................Vernon Emerson not be abolished.
Staff and Contributors: Jerry Heimann
Mike Scherer, Harland Brits, Helene They are valuable to the stu-
Simon, Mike Wolff, Charles A. Elliott, dents for a number of reasons.
Richard K. Thomas, Ronald A. watts, Among these are: (a) they are
Robert C. Keith, A. Barnes Connable Aogteeae a hyaeE D
III, Donna Hendleman, Harry Lunn, one of the few remnants of theENDS
Zander Hollander, Toss Arp,. Cel erubling academic traditions
Samra, Gayle Greene, Diane Decker, of our University, (b) they pro-EE
and Crawford Young. Vide students with a ready re-
Photographers: Roger Reinke, Alan
Reid and Larry wilk. tort for their parents when con-
business Saff fronted with the query, "Don't
Business Manager ........Charles Cuson you ever do anything in col-
Assistants: Dave Calahan and Al Green. lege?", (c) professors actuallyED
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