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Page Sixteen

THE MICHIGAN DAILY

Saturday, February 10, 1940

Page Sixteen THE MICHIGAN DAILY Saturday, February 10, 940

Formal Modern'Feminine Wiles Are Exposed Study Maniacs
Tone Features As Men Finally Get Smart ;Get No Mercy
Decorations Ruthless Purge Of Beauty of the world's greatest curses-fem- I n J ayhopman i a
Aids Reveals So-Called mine wiles It meant the end of the
four out of five tradition at Michi-
Motif Of Sunburst Pastels Shown Fair Sex As Glamourless gan, for in this new world, all wom- Blood-Thirsty Mob Annihilates
Green And Wine Shd OLOGICAL en were plain and simple, instead fBad-irt Mb Anhlte
In Green And Wine Shades By o'LOGICALmerespl a ty a been n Assassin Of Popular Proponent
Sets Scheme In Ballroom When the big "whoosh!" came at the old world just one minute ago. Of Academic Lassitude
midnight and all were whisked off Now man could take his God-given
Befere the enchanted midnight to Jayhopmania, the class of '41 place in the world. He could be truly
blinked a couple of times and then a master in his own right The men
hour, when the amazing transfrma- surveyed their new surroundings with of '41 mentally rubbed their hands murderer, was dragged from his cell
tion took place, J-Hoppers were mar- unbelieving eyes. Gradually the men tgether. Then their thughts at the Jayhopmania Prison by a
veling at the splendor of their aid ef '41 brought their eyes around to as ene man's ta one questien: Where blood-hungry mob of more than 1,200
world surroundings in the Intra- their dates. The outlandishness of is Marion Phillips? Where is Marion outraged farmer cellege students and
mural Building. the new environment of Jayhopmania Phillips, Michigan's little rebel, the tern inte little pieces early this mern-
Decorations for the 1941 J-Hop little girl made big by undeserving mg.
carried out the central theme of a _
mrn fora t emyngtm a n - - publicity from an obnoxious article Ginger Ale? Police and members of the Commit-
modern formal, employing a sun- once published in Perspectives, titled - --_____ tee for the General Enweakenment
burst motif in pastel shades of green "I Hate Men." of Law refused to comment on the de-
anThe deign as a whole was formal The men of '41 looked around. They C ouncil . A ction tails of the raid on the prison. No
and modern with relief supplied by looked slowly, for in the extreme reporters could be roused from drunk-
the end panels. These panels creat- plainness of women in Jayhopmania .ten stupors in time to get more tha.
ed the sunburst effect by using re- one woman was very difficult to dis- ts'iooarion a quk glimpse at a few scraps of
valving spotlights which played on tinguish from another, because they Madd's corpse-one little toe,
pastel shades of wine. The center- all looked alike! Finally she was thumb and three square inches of
piece also was designed to simulate located. Immediate gales of laugh- Two students of the University of bloody scalp-left lying on the side-
a sunburst when spotlights were ter broke the stillness of the new Jayho mania were apprehended yes- walk in front of the prison.
thrown on its sparkling surface. world. For there was Marion, her terday for failure to observe the Madd was found guilty late yester-
Large figures were thereby thrown usually plain face now nothing more rule of reporti to the day of hacking to death Hepp Catt,
Lrefgrswrthrb thonthan a boundless glob. Another I srnetrl frprigt h
into silhouette on the walls.panalandeslltria member of the Committee for the
The ceiling treatment consisted of curse removed in the new world, for Parrot Playhouse, a popular hall 0n Prevention of Serious Thought and
a center panel which was illuminat- no longer could daring little girls the campus according, to Prof. Rich- Constructive Studying, who attempted
ed by cove lighting producing an in- write articles like "I Hate Men." For ard D. Schmaltz, director of frater- to stop Madd in an attempt to read
direct glow. This panel was flanked Ginger Ale? man was master now! Woman was nities. a text on "A Scientific Research in-
by draped green sateen extending relegated to the position of a tail on The two students, Thomas Adams, to the Sex Life of the Brontosaurus."
out to a valance and connecting with was nothing compared to the a kite, eternally destined to follow Jr., a senior and reported to hail from Committeeman Catt was one of the
the ceiling of the fraternity booths. astounding transformation in the mats around at a respectful distance the South, and Wilbur Davidson, also most popular citizens of Jayhopmania,
The booths were draped with bands erstwhile dates. For beginning with behind him wherever he went. a senior, coming from the Blue Water being noted for repeated refusals to
of horizontal and varying shades of the moment the men's eyes met the The men of '41 looked around to Region, were arraigned before the study and for setting an all-time
pastel green satin. The columns women beside them, man saw woman the other direction. An amazing local Interfraternity Council and dis- record for continuous academic pro-
which separate each booth were in her true appearance No Tangee, sign met their glances. "The Pretzel ciplined for their gross misdemeanor, bation before being asked to leave
worked out in a modernistic design. no Coty's, no Evening in Paris-just Bell Tavern" said the top half of latest dispatches say. the University of Michigan (a fabu-
The bandstands were placed diagon- plain woman, and in the plainest the sign. But the amazing part of The members of the Council, de- lously stuffy place) at the end of the
ally from each other on either side sense of the word, the sign was the lower half, for it spite the records of the delinquents, first semester of the school year of
of the floor. As the true significance of this said "Free Beer-All You Can Drink." have decided to discipline them by 1939-40. Catt came to Jayhopmania
Programs also carried out the same metamorphosis hit the men, their A mass migration followed this de- having the freshmen classes in three with the first of its citizens, having
color scheme, there being green and practical minds were already realiz- lightful new discovery in Jayhop- of the fraternities on campus take left (carried out feet first) the J-Hop
gold ing that this meant the end of one mania, them in hand for a few days. 20 minutes before its conclusion.
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