Saturday, February 10, 1940
THE MICHIGAN DAILY
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J-HOP STAFF FOR YEARS AND YEARS,
since time immemorial, he
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City Editor........ Stan M.. Swinton in an inexorable and ineluctable end: At the Michigan: Saturday-
Editorial Director .................fashion; he is caught, held helpless By MORTY Q the axle-grease polish of his hair. The Heus k epr's Daughter with
............Elliott Maraniss in the clutch of an unsympathetic R. Q. is pleased to report that In addition to his jag he carried
system, unable to move from its one old world custom has been a pocket-knife, a bunch of keys, Joan Bennett and Adolphe Menjou.
J-Hop Co-Editors - Igrasp. He is, may heaven have retained in the new Jayhopmanian a dun for the ring and his usual Rents would soar sky high if this
Morton L. Linder, Mel Fineberg mercy on his soul, the Marginal Man. society. It is quite a pleasant cus- look of imbecility. title were apropos in Ann Arbor. But
For centuries, whenever price has tom--sometimes---and no doubt will The bride wore some kind of herein the socially prominent Rob-
Also in on the know: Karl Kessler, gone up, the marginal buyer has receive the same emphasis now as white thing that left most of her ert Randall (John Hubbard) fells in
gone out. For centuries, whenever before. Marriage, of course, is the legs sticking out at one end and
Gene Gribboek, Helen Corman, Bud price has gone down, the marginal custom referred to. And Mr. Q. also her bony upper end sticking out at love with the housekeeper's daugh-
Dober, Leonard Schleider, Harold oroducer has gone out. It's inhu- has the privilege of printing a story the other. The young people ter. Really, a very original plot.
Wilson. Paul Chandler, Chris Vizas, mane. that's what it is, inhumane. of the first wedding in Jayhopmania will make their home with the Adolphe Menjou, famous because he's
Marian Phillips, Richard Harmel, The Marginal Man never knows as reported in the local paper. Hang bride's parents, which means they the only Adolf to end his name with
Woody Block Art Hill, Donald Wirt- when his number is up. on tight: will sponge on the old man until an "e," hangs around to confuse
chatter. Alvin Sarasohna Rervie But in Jayhopmania, the Marginal The groom is a popular young he dies and then she will take in everybody while gangsters fight, or-
Raufler Emile Geie Bill Newton, Man finds salvation. The price will bum who hasn't done a lick of washing. The happy couple an- tresses are killed and fireworks go
Shirley Wallace, Helen Brady, Clare go up but MM will thumb his little work sinee he got shipped in the tiipates a great event in about off. Mix well and hold nose before
Lenfesty, Bill Elmer, Wesley First nose at all schedules. He'll not go middle of his junior year at col- five months. serving.
out, not he, just because there's' ege. He manages to dress well Sunday: Balalaika with Nelson
bbeen a little price fluctuation. He'll and keep a supply of spending Eddy and Ilona Massey. Mr. Eddy,
Business Manager .....Pau R. Park move right along with the change. money because his dad is a soft- who has been a Mountie, a cadet, a
Credit Manager .... Ganson Taggart Up or down, crabwise or sideways, it's hearted old fool who takes up his( F roSh F ro I i C ghost, an outlaw, is now a Cossack
1 all the same. bad checks instead of letting him officer who falls in love with a cafe
J-Hop Co-Business Managers - The Marginal Man has come into go to jail where he belongs, singer (Ilona Massey) at the Bala-
Robert Gilmour his own. . The bride is a skinny, fast little Rides A a in laika. We won't keep you in sus-
Volney Morin idiot who has been kissed and pense. Balalaika is the name of a
handled by every boy in town In Jayhopmania, even the fresh- cafe. Kind of a don't pronounce it,
Local Ad. Manager, Eugene Kane O Po ee 2years old.She go there. The Cossacks' riding and
Loca Ad.Manaer, ugen Kan C bpaint like a Sioux Indian, sucks men will breathe a bit of the invig-
Asistant, Brad Williams - ' s 'k .. love turning to hate and repining
sHE J-HOP has always been con- a igarsin secret, and drinks mean orating air that so enthuses all civil- and recriminations, etc., etc., are in
National Ad. Manager.. Dan Huyett sidered the culmination of Univer- corn liquor when she is out joy- ized people. As a result, their usual abundance. (n.b. this is not pro-
Assistants - sity social life and possibly rightly so. riding in her dad's car at night, sterility as far as social events are nounced bellyacha).
Bill Hausman, Jack Kessel To make it live as such the J-Hop She doesn't know how to cook, concerned might be somewhat alevi- At the Majestic-Saturday and
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Classified Mgr. Sam Russell extra staff has attempted to cam- sew or kep house. ated and due to the influence of this Sunday: Kay Kyser et al in That's
Accounts Mgr..........Jim Garvin bine humor with a distorted concep- The groom wore a rented din- Right You're Wrong. It's a comedy
Service Mgr . .............E. Gibson tion of a J-Hrp and its surrounding ner suit over athletic underwear Jayhop, the Frosh Frolic may be a with music. More likely to be a
Assistant -Ray Tower world as it should be. of imitation silk. His pants were good dance, travesty without flowers. Edward
Toward this end the staff has held up by pale green suspenders. At any rate, the frash plan to throw Everett Horton, May Robson and
Circulation Mgr. ......John Rookus worked but in its efforts to create His number eight patent-leather this thing at the Union (not literally) Adolph (e) Menjou are here again.
Promotion Mgr. ........Jim Collins caricatured characters and inordi- shoes matched his state in tight- on March 1. Everyone will go at his Warning-The Little Red Fox nyeh,
Assistants - nately funny situations it may be ness and harmonized nicely with own risk. nyeh, nyeh's all over the place.
that it has succeeded only for itself.' --------- --- - - The price of tickets and the name Yost Field House-7:30 p.m. Sat-
Possibly you J-Hoppers, for whom the only realization, we apologize. of the band has not yet been an- urday: Detroit Eagles professional
Women's Business Mgr., Frances this issue was created, may not see But we hope that you enjoy reading nounced because many freshmen who basketball team will play The Ann
Herdrich: Women's Co-Advertising the same elements of humor that we these pages as much as we did writ- would have bought tickets will be ex- Arbor All Stars in a charity game.
Mgrs., Jane Krause, Kay Forberg; saw. ing them, freshmen by the time this affair rolls The Eagles are leading the pro
Publications Mgr., Sue Flaningan. If this unfortunate end has been - The J-Hop Staff, around. league. Don't miss this one.
How could you with an incomparable J-HOP
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