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In a confidential poll conducted
among J-Hop guests by the Daily's
confidential poll department (headed
by J. Spiegel, well-known confidence
man), it was discovered that the ma-
jority of those attending the brawl
do so for other reasons than those
generally given. When asked what
were the reasons generally given, Mr.
Spiegel dug his toe in the carpet and,
coyly refused to divulge them.
Anyway, Investigator Spiegrl's
fact-finding committee reports the
following tabulations as a result of
its research activities. The real mo-1
tivations behind Hop attendance are 8. "Because I got kicked out of my
these, says Spieg, in order of fre- rooming house yesterday and didn't
quency: have any place to spend the week-
1. "Because I may get expelled as end."
soon as exam marks are in." 9. "It's the only way I could get a
2. "Because there's nothing good on
on the radio tonight."
3. "So I'd have something interest- Confidence Man
ing to put in a letter home." (Note:
Translated from the original Greek, <
this means a new reason for needing
money.-J.S.)
4. "Because I'm a rotten dancer and
the floor's so crowded at the J-Hop
that nobody notices it."
5. "Because I was afraid somebody
else might take my girl. As a matter
of fact, somebody else did. This is a
'lind date I'm with."
6. "Because I thought my room
mate's tux would fit me."
7. "I was driving through town on
my way to Bad Axe and got caught in
the traffic jam. How do I get out?"
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ...
(Guys and gals) ... the night is all
yours! Yours to frolic . . . yours to
play . . . and have a whole lot of
that old F. U. N. fun. Remember,
people, J-Hop comes but once a
year . . . so it's up to you to make
the most of it while it lasts-to the
tune of lovely ladies . . . top hat,
white tie, and tails ... Kay Kyser . .
.,and Jimmy Dorsey!
BUT INTERMISSION calls for
a few suggestions (?) from your
gadding correspondent . . . s'cuse
plize! But does "Monday" seem to
call up anything particular to your
partied minds? (Nope, not refer-
ring to classes) Well, if you've real-
ly forgotten . . . it's Valentine's
Day! Sh-h! She'll never know it
even slipped your mind! Just trot
down to CALKINS-FLETCHERS
cosmetic department tomorrow
and select one of those red Valen-
tine hearts-all velvety and satin
. . . cushioning, in all its glory,
a bottle of Mary Dunhill Gar-
denia pertume! It's perfectly atun-
ning ...it's entrancingly odorifer-
ous . . . and it's a "sure" for mak-
ing her YOUR valentine! Or I
might also suggest a new compact
watch... .very new, my friend ...
in a variety of colors.. ..and small
enough to slip into HER purse!
WHEN J-HOP COMES, I always
say, can Spring be far behind .. .
it may seem a little blustery now-
aways ...but t'won't be long be-
fore you'll be thinking about
Spring . . . new Spring suits . . .
and all that goes with it! And then
it's DILLON SHOP time! ... time
to look over their new stock of the
latest mannishly tailored suits ...
pin-stripes . . . gabardines and
everything! Even the men will
have to go some to beat these in
smartness and fit. The Duke of
Windsor is a super this season .. .
cute tucked shoulders . . . very
fitted back! Another "in" is the
plain skirt and checked jacket
combination . . . for sports wear
don't you know! And for the truly
feminine there's always luscious
pastel tweeds. I'd start looking
kind'a soon . . . 'cause time's
a'wastin'.
AND SPEAKING of Spring ...
usually means speaking of sporting
days . . . cavorting days . . . and
general informality ! That's what
makes it so much fun! And tho'
she may be informal, Milady of
Michigan must still be at the peak
of fashion . . . so it's KESSELS
CAMPUS SHOP ... for a beige or
blue flannel sports dress . . . shirt-
style blouse and a fitted tailored
skirt with a good-looking pigskin
belt! Quite the proper thing these
days . . . fine for the classroom,
golf-course and streetswear . . .
perfect with either spectator
pumps or Jo-college "saddles."
HEADLINES are always "tops"
in importance ....so says the news
reporter . . . and you too have
probably found it so! Well, the
same thing goes in the realm of
coiffures ... and you'll find it's the
difference between a goon girl and
a campus cutie .. . a "co-ed" and
an M-sweetheart! Catch? Well,
then be very wise, leetle gals . . .
and make appointments regularly
at the DI MATTIA BEAUTY
SHOP. It's there you'll find the
best in coiffures . . . best in new
ideas for cute curls in odd places
...and best for creating smart
attractive headlines.
MENDELSSOHN had the proper
spirit . . . and confetti and orange
blossoms do their part . . . now all
that is needed is the filmy, flowing
wedding veil and the bridesmaids
hats. No doubt there is a wedding
to take place in the near future ...
maybe your own, maybe a very
close friend's . . . perhaps you're
to be a bridesmaid . . . whatever
the situation may be . . . whatever
the inspiration . . . it's JUNE
GREY'S HAT STUDIO that
creates the "top notes." June can
create wedding veils and brides-
maids' caps with originality and
distinctiveness that just can't be
beaten.
AFTER the strains of "Good
Night Ladies" and once more a
J-Hop draws to a close-don't for-
get to stop in at the PARROT for
a snack-get the whole gang to-
gether-and on the way home or
on the way back to the house-
party festivities ... top off the eve-
ning with a Parrot repast. All the
J-Hoppers will be there and Al says
it's going to be very gay . . . with
much fun and lollypops! Inciden-
tally, you won't be forgetting those
coke dates for ten and three this
next semester ... I'll be looking for
you ! Nite !
J. SP'IEGEL
date with a Delta Gamma girl."
(Note: That's what he thinks.-J.S.)
10. "Because my colored shirts are
all in the laundry."
11. "I won a ticket in a crap game
with the Hop Committee." (Note: The
Hop Committee members all indig-
nantly deny this. They claim it was
poker dice. -J. S.)
12. "So I could dance to Paul White-
man. Yes, I know he isn't here, but
I brought along my portable phono-
graph."
Aseparate poll was conducted
among women guests by the tireless
Mr. Spiegel. His findings among co-
eds on "Why I came to the J-Hop"
ire likewise of great significance, ac-
cording to Spiegel. Needless to say,
they follow:
1. "Because it's a swell chance to
make some poor fish spend money."
No other reasons were given, ac-
cording to Mr. Spiegel.
Investigator Spiegel reports that
he could name 20 more reasons for
attending the J-Hop if he wished
(well, two or three anyway). "But,"
he says, "why should I put all my
chestnuts in one fire? We may need
some copy for next year's J-Hop
c x'ra."
For a colorful
description of the
J -HOP
read
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