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OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE SUMMER SESSION
OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN
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SATURDAY, JULY 26, 1919
Thornton W. Sargent Jr. - Issue Editor
On the Other Hand-
Beatrice Busy Again
Dear Miss Barefacts: -
Although I wear glasses, I cannot
discover any beautiful co-eds on theC
campus. Would you advise me to get
another pair of glasses?
-Romeo.
Romeo:-By jno means change
glasses. Go to another campus.
-Beatrice.
Dear Miss Barefacts: -
I am going to my first ball. What
kind of gum should I chew?
-Stenographer.
Stenographer:-Never mind about
the brand. Just chew it in a ladylike
manner. -Beatrice.
Dear Miss Barefacts: -
In entering a moving picture show,
should I precede or follow a young
lady? -Chesterfield.
Chesterfield:-If she winks, follow
her; if she reaches for a hat-pin, pre-
cede her by a sufficient distance.
Goodness, use your brains.
-Beatrice.
Dear Miss Barefacts: -
Why does a geyser gush?
-Geologist.
Geologist: - Consult Volume III,
Part VIII; Chapter 13 of "Prelimin-
ary Introduction to the Domain of
Thought; or the, Theory of Universal-
ity, Correlation, and Essentiality, in its
Application to the Conception of the
Reciprocal Partition of Universal Pro-
ductiveness." -Beatrice.
Dear Miss Barefacts: -
What was the name of Cleopatra's
pet asp? -Mummy.
Mummy: -"Jazz." -Beatrice.
Simple Yet Pleasing
-Headline of ad.
How well this describes a great ma-
jority of the gentler sdx, what a world
of description is conveyed by these
three words!
Did You Ever Meet These Guys?
Of old Bill Smith
I'd like to be rid,
He always says,
"I have did."
FIRST
CONGREGATIONAL
CHURCH
TEN-THIRTY
Sermon-Lecture
by
LLOYD C. DOUGA tI
Topic:
"THE REVALUATION OF
OUR BEQUEST"
EIGIT O'CLOCK
U'NION SERlVIC'
Subjeet :
"))THlE DEAD SPlAKi"
FIRST BAPTIST
CHURCH
HURON BELOW STATE ST.
SIUNI)AY, 10:30 A. M.
Serug -i
"W fAT )l A TTpE i RS MOSI!"
by
FREDERICK BENTLEY iGLER
SlUDENTj GUlLD CLASSES
11:44-12:30
DR1. T0 IPKINS.'02,
of China
will speak
ALL A RE WE LfCOME!
For Your Recreation
We have to offer for your recreation
100 Tennis Rackets
Wright and Ditson's strong line also
the Lee Slotted Throat Racket
All Grades $2.00 to $11.00
Racket Restringing a Specialty
I Whr's University ,Bookstores
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For Traveling Anywhere Anytime
You will enjoy using the
A. B. A. Travelers' Checks as issued by this bank. They
come in denominations of $10, $20, $50 and $100, are cashed
by Banks, Hotels, Railroads, etc., without identification.
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HALF-WAY
)o you realize that the Summer session is half over? Do you realize
in a few more weeks the end of the term will be at hand? Do you
e that there are papers to be written, back work to be made up, out-
reading to be- finished, reports to be made out, and a hundred and one
things to be done before school is over?
'here is always a tendency in us to postpone doing the things we have to
[f there is a paper to be written for a certain course, we never worry
t it until a few weeks before the end. We think that there is always
and that'the longer we wait, the better the paper will be, because we
earning all the time. We save our outside reading until it piles up on
ad then we are ready to get it out of the way in a lump.
t is always the last few weeks of any school term that are th4 most
worked. The first few we take our work leisurely. We are content to
-and to go canoeing, and swimming, and play tennis. Then all of a sud-
we find that the work has accumulated. And the last few weeks find the
ry crowded to capacity, and the canoes, the river, and the tennis courts
ted.
the better way is moderation-not too much study, especially during
.ot days,.but also not too much recreation. More time devoted to study
ig the first part of the term will allow more time for recreation during
ast.
The half-way mark is the time to stop a moment and take account of
elves. The session is half over. Have we done half the work? Or
we let things drift, so that the greater part of our effort is before us?
us be frank with ourselves, and realize that from now on the main
of the term is behind us, that the' finals afe coming nearer and nearer,
hat it is time to buckle down seriously and get to work.
First Unitarian
Church
I don't know where
Hank Jones was taught.
He always says,
"I hadn't ought,"
Although he tries
Hard to screen it,
Jim Brown says,
"Yes, I seen it."
Tom White makes
Me heave a sigh,
He always says,
"'Tween you and I."
There's just one thing
I can't see through,
Why Dick Black always
Says, "To who."
Corner Huron and State Sts.
SUNDAY 10:30 A. M.
Sidney S. Robins
Minister
11. BREAKEY TO LECTURE
ON PHASES OF WAR SURGERY
Dr. J. F. Breakey, late major in the
medical corps of the A. E. F., will lec-
ture at 8 o'clock Tuesday evening in
the Natural Science auditorium. Dr.
Breakey saw extensive service in
France and during his stay across the
waters, succeeded in securing many
graphic pictures with which he will
illustrate his talk, which will be
"Some Phases of War Surgery."
CLASS lN SHiAi(ESPEAREAN
READING TO GIVE RECITAL
After four weeks of study in ad-
vanced Shakespearean reading under
the direction of Prof. T. C. Trueblood,
one of the leading men in public
speaking study in- the country, the
class in Shakespearean reading will
give its first recital at 8 o'clock Mon-
day evening in University Hall.
Knowles's "The Hunchback" is to
be the selection rendered by the class.
Professor Kenyon to Talk About Spain
"A Ramble Through Spain" will be
the subject of an illustrated lecture
to be given at 5 o'clock Tuesday aft-
ernoon in the auditorium of the Nat-
ural Science building by Prof. H. A.
Kenyon of the romance language de-
partment.
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FOR
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A RIFLE TEAM FOR THE UNIVERSITY
ith Michigan well represented in nearly every branch of sport and
g several championship titles to her credit, the possibility of a Uni-
y Rifle team should be hailed with enthusiasm and support. The op-
aity for students to learn marksmanship and at the same time bring
er glory to their University is one which should not be viewed with
,rent air.
Michigan men report at the shooting practice and a sufficient number
od marksmen can be chosen, it is probable that the national rifle
les to be held at Caldwell, N. J4 next month will be attended by a
from the University. To bring about such a representation is the aim
men who are now 'promoting the free course in rifle instruction, and
action merits the suppprt of every student interested in shooting.
There's one bad thing
That Joe Green does,
He always says, "I wish
I was."
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SEE US FOR YOUR MUSICAL WANTS
THE DEVEREUX PLAYERS
The presentation of Shakespearean and old English plays always
les a thrill, not only for those to whom the plays are familiar as a
ter of course, but also for those who do not know them very well, and
for those to whom literature is a thing of minor importance. The
sound of Shakespeare's name has a mystery about it, a suggestion of
tness and majesty that impresses both the layman and the scholar.
To us, here in the University, the opportunity to see a revival of one of
land's most noted comedies, and Shakespeare's most famous love story,
ild be most gratifying. Whether one is a student of the drama or not,
s like these, that have stood the test of hundreds of years, are of vital
rest. What is there abou-t these old dramas, to make them hold the
ds so long? Have we in our day any plays that we may put beside
a, assured that they will have an equal length of life?
Shakespeare and Sheridan"have written not only plays, but literature.
[r popularity as stage productions are waning, however, due probably
ur more modern conceptions of staging. Therefore it is all the more
mendable that companies like the Devereux players should try to keep
n before us in a vital and Z ving form. They bring to us a portion of
past, a portion that is not dead and forgotten, but one that is as much
of our life as of the day from which it comes.
Ideas are the life-blood of business; but many a man has failed from
ng too many ideas and not enough action.
"What gets me," said the pessimist, "is that when I'm feeling good I'm
happy to notice it."
The man with too keen an edge on his tongue cuts himself off from his
If the Packers Only Knew This!
"The Dixboro Duroc Jersey Pig
Club" held an interesting meeting
Tuesday night at the church.
-Frains Lake News.I
Who's It Nowl
Professor Pearse and Aides
Gather Statistics by
Tagging Fish
-Head.
He Could Never Be a Doctor
Somebody told us about a little town
up north that had the most cheerful
undertaker on record and his name
was Phil Graves.
The strike has extended, to 'those
higher up, the aerial mailmen have
walked out.
The Swedish Six
Mr. Charles Scheurer is the owner
of a new Olesmobile.
-Bridgewater Item.
Where Were Omni and Blunder?
Mr. and Mrs. Ben Buss were spent
Sunday evening with Mr. and Mrs.
Henry Buss. -Scio Item.
Of What, Mr. Davis, of What?
Three auto loads from Detroit call-
ed at the home of C. Davis Sunday.
-Delhi Mills Item.
One of the boys who just got back
tells a good one on an army medico.
He had been shot through the hand
and as the doctor was bandaging it,
he said, "Will I be able to play the
piano when my hand gets well?" The
doc said that he would and the bird
said, "That's great, doc, I never could
before."-H. W.
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