LECTURESNETEEK ON BOLD PRACTICE SESSION
OIERSITY OF SUBJECTS 1 IN.DREAL__RIFLE FIRIN PAT-CHES
Speaker Will Discuss Politics, Sociol Students Under Major Wilson Given THE POET'S CORNER
ogy and High Cost of Work with Charging of High A CROSS-EYED RIME
Living Explosives There was a young lady from Flint,
Whose eyes had a very bad squint.
Politics, sociology, and the high cost "Direct artillery fire slightly to the She winked at a boy,
of living furnish the basis of the sub- right," ordered Major C. E. Wilson to For, was he the one that she mint?
jects to be given during the last week his men in the military courses yester-
of soumer school lectures, day afternoon. THE ROLL OF HONOR
The series begins with a lecture by Tin cans, charged with high ex- (Names of old studes on the benches
Prof. F. J. Klingberg, of Ohio State plosives, were fired from a trench Make us wish for fame, also,
University, on "America's Relation to mortar, constructed by the class sev- So we leave our bold initials
the World War and to the Coming eral weeks ago, at a designated target Carved in wood where'er we go.)
Peace" at o'clock Monday afternoon. several hundred feet distant. Practice
For the past year Professor Kling- for accuracy in timing the explosion ORATORY
berg has been at Leland Stanford will be continued Tuesday. B. WOHL
University. The men were given individual in- __
Observatory Director Gives Address struction in charging the "dummy" MODERN MUSICAL MELODIES
"Stars and Telescopes" is the sub- with fixed bayonets and also at hurd- We are tired of old Hawaii
ject of a fully illustrated lecture byl
Prof. W. J. Hussey, director of the hug unexpected obstructions. After And the maidens plump and brown,
University Observatory, at 5 o'clock the numerous charges the dummies We are sick of Wal-ke-wee-kee-
Tuesday afternoon. This lecture is were completely slashed to pieces by And "dear Honolulu town"
of especial interest to those who visit- thrusts of the bayonets from the What we want is something cooling,
ed the Observatory on the open nights suet.Wa ewn ssmtigcoig
but it is of a popular nature to all. Introduce Original Methods It's too hot where palm trees grow
"The High Cost of Living" is the Signalling by means of "camifoul- Send a poet who will sing
title of the lecture by G. W. Dowrie, age," where men conceal themselves About the frigid Eskimo.
/of the political economy department, behind bushes and employ branches
at 5 o'clock Wednesday afternoon, of the same plants to transmit the Like this:
Mr. Arthur E. Wood, instructor in signals, and using unexpected ob- Henry Batty was a fatty,
the sociology department, talks at '5 stacles in the bayonet charge, were in- Weighed three hundred ten.
o'clock Thursday on "The Present troduced by Major Wilson. Lieuten- He took a fler
Status of Poor Relief in America." ant George C. Mullen complimented "I'll be home again."
Prof. Meader Gives Last Lecture the instructor on the originality of One day hank, he
The last lecture to be delivered this this instruction. Got a cranky
summer will be 'given by Prof. C. L. A competitive match will be held Letter from his wife.
Meader, who will talk at 5 o'clock next week on accuracy in throwing But Hank, he answered,
Friday afternoon on "Russia and Am- hand grenades. Each grenade weighs "I've got transferred,
erica." Professor Meader has been in about one pound and is thrown at a This is sure the life.
Russia and was appointed by the Re- "line of trenches" 20 feet away. You'd say the same if you were here
gents to conduct the course in Rus Sharpshooters at Rifle Range with me,
sian that was started last year. ie The students at the present time are
will discuss the condition of the Rus- engaged in practicing rifle shooting at "For they're mixing 'em cooler in
sian peasants and farmers and explain the range outside of the city limits. Alaska,
the organization among the different About 22 men aire entered in the Cooler, cooler, cooler in Alaska.
classes in Russia, match. The incomplete scores of the The beautiful snow, down at Juneau,
10 highest are as follows: Is not the only pretty thing that you
UNIVERSITY USES 2,000 Sit. Kn. R.F. T'L can see.
TONS OF COAL ANNUALLY Major Wilson ......18 20 18 56 In Alaska the glasses all are frosted,
Dr. Sadowski .....17 18 12 47 They simply charm the heat away,
Over 22,000 tons of coal are used C. Jones ...........20 0 22 42 Their root beers* are full of real
annually by the Committee on Build- R. C. Scott .......18 16 0 34 chipped ice,
lugs and Grounds to supply the Uni- L. J. Bauer ........ 7 9 21 38 Oh, my dear, come up-you'll feel so
versity with light and heat. During J. H. Taylor .......20 12 0 32 nice-
the summer 500 tons of the ore Is F. Spring ..........16 15 0 31 For they're mixing 'em cooler in
consumed each month. Eighteen thou- W. Telfar..........151 11 0 28WAlaska,
sand tons of coal have already been O. W. Prescott......16 0 0 16 We'll drink 'em down, drink 'em down
stored near the power plant. F. Spring ..........16 0 0 16 every day."
C. T. Smith ........16 0 0 16 ,Insert your favorite,
MISS M. CRANS Subscribe for The Wolverine and re- And after we get that all written
Licensed Chiropodist ceive a Student Directory free. up one of the Willing Workers from
Will be at the office staff says that Alaska has
CLASSIFIED gone bone dry. Oh, gee, whats the
'MRS. STODDARD'S "se?
FOR SALE-Reasonable, complete
HAIR SHOP household goods nearly new. One We, too, enjoyed the Wednesday
All Day Tuesday Aug. 14, 1917 set of the New International En- evening concert, but why must such
Phone 296-J for Appointment cyclopedia. Also some wearing ap- music be compelled to act as nurse-
parel and musical instruments. maid!
707 No. University Ave Have completed course in the Uni-
versity. 507 Walnut. 7, 9, 11. SUMMER, EASONING
EXPLAINS MEANING OF PARTI- MEDICAL STUDENTS
COLORED RIBBONS NOW WORN COMPLETE COURSE
Washington, August 10.-"The little Final Examinations Finished in That
strips of parti-colored ribbon so often Department This After -
seen on. the breasts of our "Soldiers noon
of the Sea" are a mystery to most
civilians," says Major General George Final examinations for 186 students
Barnett, Commandant of the United enrolled in the Medical school were
States Marine Corps. "Every one and
completed this afternoon. The regn-
three-eighths inches of the strip de- lr students in Prof. L. A. Hoag's
notes that the wearer is the possessor classes in anatomy also finished their
of a medal awarded for valor or good work today.
conduct or of a badge for service in Prof. A. S. Warthin, of the Medical
some famous campaign. college, will be in charge of the form-
"The man with the light blue strip er anatomy students in studying the
decorated with white stars possesses technic of autopsy. This will ie the
the greatly coveted medal of honor; fifth season that Dr. Warthin has been
the blue, white and red combination director of the course.
mean service in the Philippine insur-
rection; two bands of blue and gray Directory of all the Summer School
of equal width, service in the Civil Students now on sale at the State
War; two bands of blue separated by Street Bookstores.
yellow, service in the Spanish-Amer-
ican War; red, yellow, blue, yellow
and red bordered with blue, the Cu- TYPEWRITERS
ban occupation. One of the easiest to , _ FOR RENT OR SALEaNmes
recognize is the China Campaign Hamilton Business College
badge; a band of yellow with edges of Phone 342.R STATE and WILLIAM
blue,"
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"Did you ever see the campus
walk?"
"Yes, and I've heard a stair step."
"That's nothing. I heard a tree
bark once.' 4
"Really? Well, say, did you ever
have any gold soup?"
"Gold soup? What's that?"
"Fourteen carrot. Did you ever
dance with a Victrola?"
"No. Where do they stay?"
"Oh, it's a new inter-sorority. What's
the Women's League doing this sum-
mer?"
"Making home runs and cleaning up
the plate, probly."
"Did you get into the'party yester-
day?"
"No, I couldn't bark like a tea-
hound."
"What did they do at the Mixer a
week ago?"
'Played Christianity."
"What's that?"
"Oh, the girls are Christianity and
the fellers are heathens and then the
heathens embrace Christianity.'
"Some game."
"You bet. But some of the fellows
repented, too late,"
"Are they going to have another
party?"
"No, all the good looking heathens
have been converted."
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