LECTURESNETEEK ON BOLD PRACTICE SESSION OIERSITY OF SUBJECTS 1 IN.DREAL__RIFLE FIRIN PAT-CHES Speaker Will Discuss Politics, Sociol Students Under Major Wilson Given THE POET'S CORNER ogy and High Cost of Work with Charging of High A CROSS-EYED RIME Living Explosives There was a young lady from Flint, Whose eyes had a very bad squint. Politics, sociology, and the high cost "Direct artillery fire slightly to the She winked at a boy, of living furnish the basis of the sub- right," ordered Major C. E. Wilson to For, was he the one that she mint? jects to be given during the last week his men in the military courses yester- of soumer school lectures, day afternoon. THE ROLL OF HONOR The series begins with a lecture by Tin cans, charged with high ex- (Names of old studes on the benches Prof. F. J. Klingberg, of Ohio State plosives, were fired from a trench Make us wish for fame, also, University, on "America's Relation to mortar, constructed by the class sev- So we leave our bold initials the World War and to the Coming eral weeks ago, at a designated target Carved in wood where'er we go.) Peace" at o'clock Monday afternoon. several hundred feet distant. Practice For the past year Professor Kling- for accuracy in timing the explosion ORATORY berg has been at Leland Stanford will be continued Tuesday. B. WOHL University. The men were given individual in- __ Observatory Director Gives Address struction in charging the "dummy" MODERN MUSICAL MELODIES "Stars and Telescopes" is the sub- with fixed bayonets and also at hurd- We are tired of old Hawaii ject of a fully illustrated lecture byl Prof. W. J. Hussey, director of the hug unexpected obstructions. After And the maidens plump and brown, University Observatory, at 5 o'clock the numerous charges the dummies We are sick of Wal-ke-wee-kee- Tuesday afternoon. This lecture is were completely slashed to pieces by And "dear Honolulu town" of especial interest to those who visit- thrusts of the bayonets from the What we want is something cooling, ed the Observatory on the open nights suet.Wa ewn ssmtigcoig but it is of a popular nature to all. Introduce Original Methods It's too hot where palm trees grow "The High Cost of Living" is the Signalling by means of "camifoul- Send a poet who will sing title of the lecture by G. W. Dowrie, age," where men conceal themselves About the frigid Eskimo. /of the political economy department, behind bushes and employ branches at 5 o'clock Wednesday afternoon, of the same plants to transmit the Like this: Mr. Arthur E. Wood, instructor in signals, and using unexpected ob- Henry Batty was a fatty, the sociology department, talks at '5 stacles in the bayonet charge, were in- Weighed three hundred ten. o'clock Thursday on "The Present troduced by Major Wilson. Lieuten- He took a fler Status of Poor Relief in America." ant George C. Mullen complimented "I'll be home again." Prof. Meader Gives Last Lecture the instructor on the originality of One day hank, he The last lecture to be delivered this this instruction. Got a cranky summer will be 'given by Prof. C. L. A competitive match will be held Letter from his wife. Meader, who will talk at 5 o'clock next week on accuracy in throwing But Hank, he answered, Friday afternoon on "Russia and Am- hand grenades. Each grenade weighs "I've got transferred, erica." Professor Meader has been in about one pound and is thrown at a This is sure the life. Russia and was appointed by the Re- "line of trenches" 20 feet away. You'd say the same if you were here gents to conduct the course in Rus Sharpshooters at Rifle Range with me, sian that was started last year. ie The students at the present time are will discuss the condition of the Rus- engaged in practicing rifle shooting at "For they're mixing 'em cooler in sian peasants and farmers and explain the range outside of the city limits. Alaska, the organization among the different About 22 men aire entered in the Cooler, cooler, cooler in Alaska. classes in Russia, match. The incomplete scores of the The beautiful snow, down at Juneau, 10 highest are as follows: Is not the only pretty thing that you UNIVERSITY USES 2,000 Sit. Kn. R.F. T'L can see. TONS OF COAL ANNUALLY Major Wilson ......18 20 18 56 In Alaska the glasses all are frosted, Dr. Sadowski .....17 18 12 47 They simply charm the heat away, Over 22,000 tons of coal are used C. Jones ...........20 0 22 42 Their root beers* are full of real annually by the Committee on Build- R. C. Scott .......18 16 0 34 chipped ice, lugs and Grounds to supply the Uni- L. J. Bauer ........ 7 9 21 38 Oh, my dear, come up-you'll feel so versity with light and heat. During J. H. Taylor .......20 12 0 32 nice- the summer 500 tons of the ore Is F. Spring ..........16 15 0 31 For they're mixing 'em cooler in consumed each month. Eighteen thou- W. Telfar..........151 11 0 28WAlaska, sand tons of coal have already been O. W. Prescott......16 0 0 16 We'll drink 'em down, drink 'em down stored near the power plant. F. Spring ..........16 0 0 16 every day." C. T. Smith ........16 0 0 16 ,Insert your favorite, MISS M. CRANS Subscribe for The Wolverine and re- And after we get that all written Licensed Chiropodist ceive a Student Directory free. up one of the Willing Workers from Will be at the office staff says that Alaska has CLASSIFIED gone bone dry. Oh, gee, whats the 'MRS. STODDARD'S "se? FOR SALE-Reasonable, complete HAIR SHOP household goods nearly new. One We, too, enjoyed the Wednesday All Day Tuesday Aug. 14, 1917 set of the New International En- evening concert, but why must such Phone 296-J for Appointment cyclopedia. Also some wearing ap- music be compelled to act as nurse- parel and musical instruments. maid! 707 No. University Ave Have completed course in the Uni- versity. 507 Walnut. 7, 9, 11. SUMMER, EASONING EXPLAINS MEANING OF PARTI- MEDICAL STUDENTS COLORED RIBBONS NOW WORN COMPLETE COURSE Washington, August 10.-"The little Final Examinations Finished in That strips of parti-colored ribbon so often Department This After - seen on. the breasts of our "Soldiers noon of the Sea" are a mystery to most civilians," says Major General George Final examinations for 186 students Barnett, Commandant of the United enrolled in the Medical school were States Marine Corps. "Every one and completed this afternoon. The regn- three-eighths inches of the strip de- lr students in Prof. L. A. Hoag's notes that the wearer is the possessor classes in anatomy also finished their of a medal awarded for valor or good work today. conduct or of a badge for service in Prof. A. S. Warthin, of the Medical some famous campaign. college, will be in charge of the form- "The man with the light blue strip er anatomy students in studying the decorated with white stars possesses technic of autopsy. This will ie the the greatly coveted medal of honor; fifth season that Dr. Warthin has been the blue, white and red combination director of the course. mean service in the Philippine insur- rection; two bands of blue and gray Directory of all the Summer School of equal width, service in the Civil Students now on sale at the State War; two bands of blue separated by Street Bookstores. yellow, service in the Spanish-Amer- ican War; red, yellow, blue, yellow and red bordered with blue, the Cu- TYPEWRITERS ban occupation. One of the easiest to , _ FOR RENT OR SALEaNmes recognize is the China Campaign Hamilton Business College badge; a band of yellow with edges of Phone 342.R STATE and WILLIAM blue," SUMMER SCHOOL TE XT BOOKS NEW AND SECOND-HAND DRAWING INSTRVMENTS Supplis of All Kinda The Slater Book Shop. Phona. 450 336 So. Stat. St. In Sport or Study, Work or Play 00 IPi 0 metwhte °° The acme of deliciousness and refresh- met whether you're "burning the mid- night oil", or after a stiff game. A treat fulalname -lnicnaes VI at any time. encorage substitution ) THE COCA-COLA COMPANY. ATLANTAGA. r 1857-Dry Goods, Furniture, and Women's Fashions---1917 Dine Pleasantly in the Cool Quiet Tea Room "Did you ever see the campus walk?" "Yes, and I've heard a stair step." "That's nothing. I heard a tree bark once.' 4 "Really? Well, say, did you ever have any gold soup?" "Gold soup? What's that?" "Fourteen carrot. Did you ever dance with a Victrola?" "No. Where do they stay?" "Oh, it's a new inter-sorority. What's the Women's League doing this sum- mer?" "Making home runs and cleaning up the plate, probly." "Did you get into the'party yester- day?" "No, I couldn't bark like a tea- hound." "What did they do at the Mixer a week ago?" 'Played Christianity." "What's that?" "Oh, the girls are Christianity and the fellers are heathens and then the heathens embrace Christianity.' "Some game." "You bet. But some of the fellows repented, too late," "Are they going to have another party?" "No, all the good looking heathens have been converted." SPECIAL OFFER For the remainder of the summer a be SLclhtooearne Official Summer School, Paper w Summer Service and Cooking Unexcelled AT YOUR DOOR 50c Special Noon Luncheon 65c (Second Floor) A SUMMER SCHOOL DIRECTORY FREE WITH EACH SUBSCRIPTION