THE WOLVERINE
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don 31-William Gll1ette in "She
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Thousand Dollar Husband." B
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Travers in a snsational role.
THE WOLVERINE
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SATURDAY, JULY 29, 1916
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Calendar
'31, 5 p. m. Religion, the Church,
e Bible and the Public Schools.
rofessor A. S. Whitney.
p. m. Recital. The Class in
dakespearean Reading. University
all.
ust 1, 5 p. m. A Roman Country
ntleman and His Friends. (Illus-
ated.) Assistant Professor A. R.
'ittenden. -
p. m. Medical Lecture.
ust 2, 5 p. m. Mouth Hygiene.
llustrated.) Dr. R. W. Bunting.
p. m. Concert-Faculty of the
niversity School of Music. Hill
ditorium.
ust 3, 5 p. m. The English Public
hool System. Mr. D. Mackenzie,.
'incipal of Central High School,
troit-
ust 4, 8 p. m. Roman Church Mos-
es. (Illustrated.) Librarian W.
Bishop.-
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Unitarian Church
State and Huron Streets
Sunday, at 10:30
Rev. Dr. J. T. SUNDERLAND
Speaks on the
New Chinese Republic
Violin Solo by Miss Marion Siruble
SER)LONETT EOF SA BIAT T EVE
By Paul
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH
STUDENTS?
When the oldest professor on the
campus came here, way back in the
'60's, practically every student attend-
ed voluntarily regular religious gath-
erings which were held Sunday after-
noons in the Law building. Nowadays
an afternoon service would scarcely
call forth enough attendance to make
any sort of success out of an after-
noon affair, let alone some of the
morning church exercises.
Therefore are the ministers asking,
"What is the ,matter with the stu-
dents?"
But the question might equally as
well tar asked, "What is the matter
with our ministers?"
Of course students have not the
same godly respect for institutions
that they had fifty years ago. The
marked transition period of the past
decade has allowed criticism of the
church to become almost excessive
among young people. And the old
habits of church going have worn off
simultaneously with the revoking of
Sunday prohibition laws, and the
growing materialism of Alnerican so-
ciety. Students go to church nowa-
days for social purposes; they go to
criticize, and show off their newly
acquired daring to speak up and say
that they think the minister was
wrong.
So much for the church-goers.
But the ministers. About the only
thing which will make a young man
or woman go to church tomorrow will
be the habit imbred by a good, old-
fashiqued mother, or some other kind-
ly pious influencer. Or possibly the
young person will sit for an hour,
sweltering in a pew, because the per-
sonality of the minister is too mag-
netic for him or her to resist, and
stay away. And when a church sinks
to the level where it depends on the
personality of its pastor, it is in a
bad way.
What is the matter with the mini-
isters?
They are making a school room out
of the church. If sermons are given
telling school-teachers how to handle
their classes, then that minister ought
to teach in a university education de-
partment. If a professor of philosophy
can stand on the mount of transfigura-
tion, glorified by the revelation of God
and if that professor can transplant
that revelation for his hearers, then it
were far better that he stand in the
pulpit every Sunday.
The definiteness and religious en-
thusiasm of our fathers is sleeping. It
is honeycombed over with a coating of
intellectual dabblings. The young
churchs-goer in a university commu-
nity is too likely to become intellect
gone to seed, and to be destroyed in
his own conceits.
Perhaps a hundred students at
Michigan every year plan seriously on
going into the ministry. At least that
many said so a year ago. These men
and men like them have the fate of
the church in their hands.. If they give
flowery elaborate orations, full of wit-
ticism and pedantry, on Schopenhauer
or others whom most people never
know anything about,-if they con-
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SUMMER SCHOOL
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New and Second-hand
Drawing Instruments, Loose-Leaf Note Books
Student Supplies in Gener .
UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE
CANDIES
Repettfs
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Thorpe's
Michigan and Fraternity Jewelry
Leather, Gold and Silver
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tinue this present tendency, or con-
tinue any of the present sensational U ST N B S.
tendencies, it is good-bye church.
Gut if more of those men go into the The Finest Biliard Room in the State
ministry who are good thlosomselves, CIGARS AND CANDY
and who have both a great nind aiod
a great soul, then the church attend- "We Try to Treat Yon Right"
aice is bound to leap into its former
proportions, and the church is bound
to regain its former grip on the lives
of its congregations. The Farmore.2 PhnipQ Rank
CANDIES
In 1861 the rocking thunder of civil
war burst over Michigan's campus. So
many students enlisted that the few
who were left in University hall were
like two or three dimes in a big tin
bank. In 1898, the bugles sang the
niarch into Cuba and many hundreds
of Michigan men swarmed into the
army. This summer a score of Mich-
igan men are guarding the bridge at
El Paso where hostilities with Mexico
may flame out. A score more of some
of Michigan's most popular students
and professors are enrolled at Platts-
burg training camp. Likewise military
training on the campus becomes a
reality ti-is fall.
Not only bronze tablets mark the
heroism of Michigan's soldiers on the
battlefield, but also the most beauti-
ful building on the campus is dedicated
to Michigan's soldiers. This monu-
ment is in the form of a Greek temple,
and in it are the symbols of sculpture,
painting, music, and literature.
That is what the soldierhood of a
Michigan man or woman is meant to
imply: a heorism aided by wisdom
and culture.
Then there are other soldiers of Mich-
igan who do less spectacular things,
but who are no less glorious. There
is one student who is sacrificing much
and toiling ceaselessly in the econo-
mics department, who will some day
conquer finance. There is a student
in the law school who is going to be
supreme justice. There is another
in scientific research who is to resume
the laurels vacated by Edison or Past-
eur. In the literary college there is
one who wil be a Shakespeare, another
a Carlyle, and another a president.
At least this is what Michigan is ex-
pecting of its soldiers.
The chapters of history are destined
to have much that is good to say of
the soldiers of Michigan.
("Paul" is severil people prominent
in the leadership of Michigan campus
opinion, The Saturday afternoon ser-
monettes will be run on almost any
subject, usually written anonynously
and occasionally with the s)riters ins-
tials at the bottos.)
Ilichi grins
A guy who was just resuscitated aft-
er lying in the bottom of the Huron
river for an hour, says that it is all
staked off with hair pins.
Grouch says:
There are two many "me--and
God" guys around here.
Medical Hints
Look out for the red lips and red
cheeks and pink eyes--they all indi-
cate danger.
The style guff that women are go-
ing to wear bright red dresses is all
bull.
1st Guy-"Girls are all style crazy
nowadays.
2nd Boob: "After a fashion, after a
fashion.
Woof! Woof!
Suggestion of fraternity whistle for
brotherhood of grouchy people ....
"Gruff, gruff!"
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