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SUNDAY, JULY 8, 1923
t Editor-HOWARD A. DONAHUE
A DYING FIRE
(Continued from Page One)
hed under the lash of the French
:-master and the uppercass is re-
ed from their superior position,
citizens of France may expect to
e social, economic, and political
meracy running at large in their
'hbor's yard for many years.
VES DTERDA
By SMYTHE
The Sob Sistels
ever Before in newspaper history
e the "sob sisters" had such an ex-
ont opportunity to spread their
ous tears over the pages of the
is. It Is a poor day for the editor
hie daily newspaper when at least
heart-rending immigration story
l not come from Ellis island, and
y one of these pathetic stories of
r and misjudged immigrants are
>wed by a deluge of indignant let-
from well-meaning citizens which
the mail bag of the ommissioner
eral of Immigration unto over-
lg.'
he Joke of the whole thing is that
of these immigrant stories are
Ly-colored, the facts garbled and
gerated, and in many cases they
absolutely wifhout foundation.
e immigration department at El-
island is on the whole handling
ifficult and distressing job with
[enc and fairness. Pathetic and
- often. absurd situations are bound
eur' but there is every evidence
hlw that the department is exer-
ig justice and common sense in
lecisions. The department of im-
ration did not make the law and
as a hard time enforcing it. But
number of people who respond to
sob stories with indignant let-
reveals the fact that there are a
t, many who have not yet learned
ake their daily news with a grain
alt.
Mr. Taft Speaks
hief Justice William Howard Taft
nes the prohibition law for the
e of lawlessness which has swept
r the United States for the last
years. We cannot see why de-
Ing a crook of his drink should
ice him to run amuck; itseems
e probable that the wave of law-
ness is a- reaction to the personal
raint and military discipline of
war. Some of the blame, however,
be laid to the door of prohibition
fuse it has caused a marked dis-
ect for all la~y and has induced in-
gent and well-meaning people to
,rd violations with levity.
Habit
te report that William Jennings7
in will run for the presidency in
was denied by his brother, Gov.
rles W. Bryan, of Nebraska. It;
more than a few years for Mr.
in to get out of the habit of en-
same number of years for the public
to quit the habit of searching the ring
for Mr. ldyan's shiny plug hat.
A district court of Montana mades
a decision that congress cannot reg-
ulate the amount of liquor prescribed,
by physicians for illness. That seems
reasonable enough, since there is noth-
ing more variable than individual ca-
pacities.
Most cities have a hard time fig-
uring out their profits on a champion-
ship fistic battle. Shelby, being a
town, is having a job figuring whether
there's a chane to come out on the
right side of the line,
We wonder just what that crowd
of 7,500 from 0. 0 . U. think they're
coming up here to see next fall. They
may be wondering themselves-.
The bombing of the Belgian troop
train in the Ruhr was one of those
unfortunate occurrences incident to a
debt collector's visit.
JlHadlines: "Eight flour Day To Be
Here Soon, Gary Announces." Boy
page Mr. Joshua!
On AL L (0
uncovered, and the people complain-
ed of have been notified to discontinue
yodelling after three in the morning.
Ed.
Today's Free Vense
(nee Vers Gratis)
When I was younger
Than I am
Now.
I used to
Play on the piano.
I don't do 'it
Anymore.
I used to play on
The piano, but I -
Fell off and bumped.
My hed once.
I don't do it
Anymore. E. C. M.
Roughly speakin', this has been a
good day, as Jack Dempsey was heard
to say recently.
TARIK.
EDITORIAL COMMENT
SA Ii W T'. E N D THE L1 lA IK
(New York Times)
Had not the Leviathan been recently
so much in the public eye, little at-
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was attempted with varying success
on other vessels. Why should it be
thought that the Leviathan escaped?
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.w rht.h(T the Cerrans purposely dam-
( WIV D aged her machinery before the United
States seized her at the outbreak of
the war. When the reports of such
sabtoage were first published, in 1917,
who ill lie down," them famus it was stated that her injuries were
words! lighter than those of most of the other
German ships. It was also admitted
Dear Tarik: A friend of mine went that her machinery had badly deterio-
over to Europe recently and the fol- rated from poor care and long disuse.
Iowing is a portion of one of his let- It is well established that the Ger-
ters which I thought might be of in- mans sought to disable their ships in
terest to your readers. our ports when the war broke out.
"While in Venice my wife , and The reports of the naval officers who
daughter left me standing in one of examined the Leviathan stated that
the arados, saying they would be back she had been ill treated. In the cold
shortly. Well, they were gone exactly light of the after-war it is easy to see
2 3-4 hours. I stood there so long that the Germans were simply display
people thought I was a guide and ing ordinary military prudence in at-
same up to ask .information. When tempting to render their ships useless.
my wife and daughter got back at Despite the fact that they did not
five o'clock, we were not on speaking expect at the time that we either
terms." F. H. E. could or would raise troops enough
to prevent a German victory, wise
Dear Doctor Tarik -The other day strategy demanded that the United
while negociating the diagonal I came States be deprived of the potential
across a frail r friend of mine who use of the German feet for transport
seemed tombe laboring under an unus- purposes.
rally heavy layer of face plaster. I So far as concerns the Leviathan,
asked her why the wherefore and the undisputed fact is that when the
then she, told te she had just been American navy took her over parts of
taking a make-up examination. I her machinery were in such bad con-
see. INLAIT MORNS. dition that it took months to refit her.
* * * The blades of the turbine engines in
Square Peal Gis SpeakIn' particular, had been so badly damaged
I calculate as you've all heerd tell as to be practically useless. The dis-
bout my travels in the Arctic reguns, puted point is, How much of this, was
where it was so cold thet when I lit deliberate sabotage? One of the naval
u, candle the fiamie fxoze and we ate officers who examined her at the time
it for a strawberry. Wy, we lit a believes that much of it was willfully
it ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ oe fo tabry y elta~Secretary Daniels, basing his
fire an' the smoke 'had barely got out .
of the chimney when it froze solid on the department's re-
A kell the e f Tf ports, made a similar statement, and
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You hain't heerd awl about it, you
shore have missed a shoeful.
Comin' back to America I'll relayt
to yuh iny experientses there. Ao look
at me you wouldn't think I was worth
a million dollars, now would yuh?I
Well, I hain't. Now would you everJ
think I hav been in love. Well I was.
I was in love with a large corn-fede
variety, punishing the scales at 400
odd lbs., named Ortense Mulligan.t
Wall she shore was jest about the
doggonedest big thing I ever did see
on hoofs. Thet is, on her own hoofs,
thank goodness she iaever got on
'mine.
I was taking her to a show one day
when the conductor hollers out point-
ing at her, "Is this party with you?"
An' I says, says I, "That hain't no
party, that's a doggone excursion."
Then a thin littul fellow pipes up to
say they ought to charge passengers
accordin' to weight. Wall Ortense guv
him a rite mean look and says, "An' if
they' did, they woodent stop for you!"
I really shouldn't be joking abqut
Ortense, we tuk her to the hospital
last night. Appendicitus. The -doc
said he didn't know whether to oper-
ate or blast! W. 1. T.
The question now iz, is the IBlanice
of power in Europe a Balance or a
Scales? 1
though he added that she suffered
much from neglect. The engineers of
one of the private electrical companies
who helped in the repair work, how-
ever, hold to the theory that the
damage was altogether the result of
inefficiency on the part of the ship's
German engineers.
The real wonder is not that, the
Germans did but little damage to the
Leviathan, but rather that they did
not "go the whole hog" and cripple
her permanently. It pay have been
that they feared that she was suffi
that they figured that she was suffi-
ciently damaged as it was. It is also
possible that the story current at the.
time may be true, to the effect that
her captain disobeyed his orders be-
cause of his fondness for her. This is
strangely at variance with most of the
accounts of the manner in which Ger-
man naval officers carried out their
instructions. German policy at the
tivie clearly demanded that the ship
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